yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean
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wow i would not say this in front of anyone i know publically or even in a private chat let me post it on tumblr where the same friends and also thousands of strangers will see it
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deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That
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thinking abt how im definitely someones cringe mutual ❤️ please dont go
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not ignoring you not replying to you but a secret third thing
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......
jeef berky
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You're 19? Do you think things will get better or worse from here?
i think i will grab things by the throat and make them what they need to be
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I’ve got a war in my mind so i just Blog
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg
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brown works so hard and does so much and everyone is so mean to her. coffee chocolate hair leather tea wood eyes broth a warm coat autumn leaves caramelized onions the crust on a loaf of bread. all things good and warm and kind are brown. bitch!
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wdym people can see what i post....
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome
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Having even slightly popular mutuals is so cool. The king has bestowed upon me a like. Perhaps even a reblog
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