Midoriya: You won't believe what just happened
Iida: I don't even want to hear it. Just tell me if I should have Aizawa or emergency services on speed-dial
Midoriya: ...Is both an option?
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Shouto: Izuku is full of facts
Izuku: it’s true
Shouto: and existential dread
Izuku: that’s true too
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Reason #1738356473 why no one is allowed to use slang near Todoroki
Kaminari: wig
Shoto: Who’s wig?
Kaminari: No like-
Shoto: I don’t have a wig the hair is natural.
Kaminari: Dude I meant-
Shoto: So is the scar, it’s not makeup it’s just the product of trauma
Kaminari: Todoroki please-
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Uraraka, giving birth: AH!
Iida: Everything will be okay, sweetheart!
Random Man, walks into the room:
Iida: Oh Doctor! Thank goodness you’re here!
Man: I’m not a doctor?
Izuku: Mr. Nevel?
Uraraka: Izuku, who is this?
Izuku: He’s my ice-skating…Oh my God.
Iida: What?
Izuku: Ochako, I think I called the wrong coach.
Uraraka and Iida:
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Iida: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?
Midoriya: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a giant house.
Uraraka: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.
Midoriya: Good thinking.
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Todoroki: *catches on fire and screams in agony*
Deku: OH MY GOD
Todoroki: im just kidding, fire does nothing to me
Deku:
Deku: i need to teach you what a joke is
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*The Squad is on a hike*
Uraraka: It’s beautiful out here.
Todoroki: And quiet.
Kaminari: Too quiet.
Kirishima: Did we lose someone?
*cut to Bakugo with a bear in a headlock and Izuku ready to fight*
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Iida Ten-inch at your service
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Uraraka: Last night I found out Deku is a sleep talker.
Iida: Oh, really?
Uraraka: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
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Midoriya: ARE YOU-
Todoroki: Fucking.
Midoriya: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Todoroki: Fucking.
Midoriya: IDIOT!
Shinsou: …What was that?
Todoroki: Iida banned Midoriya from swearing, so I’m helping him out.
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Todoroki: Why are you smiling like that? You look suspiciously like the cat that swallowed the pidgeon.
Uraraka: Canary.
Todoroki: What?
Uraraka: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
Todoroki: I once had a very large cat-not the point! My point is, why are you smirking?
Uraraka: You were watching him.
Tsuyu: With great interest I might add.
Uraraka: In fact, I believe you were ~enraptured~.
Todoroki: He's Midoriya, I look to him for guidance!
Uraraka: Oh I see.
Tsuyu: And what 'guidance' did you see in those swaying hips?
Todoroki: No no no! I wasn't looking at his hindquarters!
Uraraka: Certainly.
Todoroki: I gazed-glanced in that direction, maybe! But I wasn't staring, or really seeing anything.
Uraraka: Of course.
Todoroki: I hate you guys. You're bad people.
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Uraraka: Im really sorry about your brother. It must be so upsetting being related to a villain
Todoroki: Honestly I'm more upset about being related to the number one pro hero
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Shinsou: oh look, sensitive material. That’s what you’re made of.
Izuku:
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Shinso: If you guys took a shot every time you did something risky and stupid, how drunk would you be?
Bakusquad: Haha wasted
Dekusquad: Dead.
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Izuku, walks in beaten-up:
Uraraka: OMG! Deku-kun, what happened?!
Izuku: I got jumped on my way back to the dorms.
Todoroki: Why did they jump you?
Izuku: I don’t know, Shouto, let me go find them and ask them.
Todoroki and Uraraka:
Izuku: I’m sorry to talk to you in that manner, I’m just very upset.
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*Iida is hugging Midoriya*
Uraraka: Hey! It's my turn to hug Midoriya!
Todoroki, kicking down the door: What do you mean "your turn"? We agreed now is my time slot!
Iida: No it's still my turn!
Midoriya, suffocating: Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly!
Iida: But we need the moral support!
Uraraka: And you're small! Which is cute!
Todoroki: If I don't hug you right now, I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning.
Midoriya, crying: Well- I, I guess.
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