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wetalkfilm · 4 months
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crimsonandpink · 6 months
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blackbirdi · 2 months
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Batfamily Incorrect Quotes #3
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Bruce: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Jason: *Eating a sandwich* Kill two
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*Steph waking into the Batcave to discover Tim surrounded in the current case’s papers*
Steph: What the hell are you doing?
Tim: *Near tears* MY FUCKING BEST, OKAY!?
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Dick: *Hugs Damian*
Damian: What was that?
Dick: Affection.
Damian:
Dick:
Damian: Do it again.
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*Having a family dinner*
Jason: Can you pass the pepper?
Duke: What’s the magic word~?
Jason: *Clearly not impressed*
Jason: *Starts chanting in Latin*
Duke: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Jason’s hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!”
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Damian: *Tossing a spider outside* Treat spiders how you wish to be treated.
Tim: Killed without hesitation?
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Dick: What’re you reading, Bruce?
Bruce: Just a book about the things I love!
Dick: … Those are just pictures of me and the others …
Bruce: Oh really? What a coincidence.
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Steph: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…
Bruce: Eyeliner.
Tim: Ball gowns.
Cass: Battle armour.
Jason: The blood of your enemies.
Duke: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.
Dick: Glasses.
Steph: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.
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Alfred: “Master Tim, you are going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up any later!
Tim: Jokes on you! I’m gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!
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Jason: I’m backkkkkkk.
Bruce: You died! I literally saw your dead body! You were dead!
Jason: *Shrugging nonchalantly* Death is a social construct.
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Duke: What are you looking at?
Jason: Doing a Buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of scented candle he is* Porn.
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Dick: *Drunk* In every single Christmas movie Santa never goes to the house next door. He always gets in his sleigh and fucks off twenty miles east!
Jason: Dick, can you shut the —
The other Batkids: No, let him finish.
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boydepartment · 6 months
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@ iluvmygf - nishimura riki x fem!reader - ch.1
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description: nishimura riki is a headache to his managers. as much as he loves being an idol and as much as he loves that he gets the freedom to travel. he hates that he can’t show you off. publicly… as himself… so he makes a twitter account called @ iluvmygf at first not a lot of people follow it. it goes unnoticed, for a few weeks. until it doesn’t. his account about you goes viral… and people are nosy as to who loves their gf so much to constantly post about her.
genre: romcom, crack, humor, something fun and lighthearted like a hallmark movie. it’s also set from november-february bc i said so and i want a christmas ark 😋🫶 this is an smau
warnings: cursing, most likely crude humor, probably kms jokes
warnings 4 the chap: kay why ess joke, heeseung saying jake gets no bitches
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“YOU HAVE AN ACCOUNT ABT ME?”
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MASTERLIST
taglist- open :)
@yourmomscuntis2tighy @yannew @wzy3ka @stellarpsh @czlluvriki @im-yn-suckers @owotalks @filmofhybe @skepvids @ocyeanicc @amymyli @imsodazed @rikislady @j-wyoung @bangchansbangers @sassyfanlawyergarden @miko1ly @itsactuallylina @haewonluvr @entenen @cb97mylove @jxp1-t3r @ineedaherosavemeenow @str4wb3rizz @beomgyusonlywife @jiaant11 @sweet-kisses-and-bloody-screams @enhaz1 @mrchweeee @stryroses @riziwon @cholexc @soobiverse @tzuyusluv @hayleyrkbee @softiehee @captivq @yla-aira @svarcq @s00buwu @rodygr @ikeu4life @faraonatojishady @ohsjy @bts-iris @wqsty @en-gene2 @mrowwww
comment, dm, send an ask, or reblog to be added :) i try to keep up with tag lists however i get a ton of notifications everyday so please lmk if i forget you
a/n: i’m really excited that i finally get to start this story :) i wrote this chap at like 1am after getting an 80% on a REALLY confusing quiz so i am kicking my feeties. i added tags to this while waiting for my movie to start 😁 i love u guys! remember to eat well!
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allwaswell16 · 1 month
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A fic rec of One Direction fics in which one or both of the main characters meeting the family plays an important role in the fic as requested in this ask. If you enjoy the fics, please leave kudos and comments for the writers! You can find my other fic recs here. Happy reading!
- Louis/Harry -
🍍 Darling, so it goes by @disgruntledkittenface
(E, 195k, Grace Kelly au) Harry Styles is a world-famous actor at the height of his career but a personal low point when he meets His Serene Highness Prince Louis of Monaco by chance. He doesn’t think they’ll ever see each other again, but after striking up a correspondence, it turns out they have more in common than he thought. 
🍍 Like a Bullet in the Dark by @vurdoc
(E, 99k, Will and Kate au) Prince Harold Edward Styles Lancaster is second in line to the throne of Great Britain. He is also your average Uni student- or he tries to be, anyway.
🍍 Let Our Hearts Collide by @crinkle-eyed-boo
(M, 76k, While You Were Sleeping au) When Harry, a lonely transit worker, saves the life of the handsome commuter he's been secretly pining for, an innocent mistake results in Liam Payne's family believing that Harry is engaged to their son. In the Paynes, Harry finds the big family he's always longed for...and a love he never saw coming.
🍍 Them Butterflies by momentofclarity / @gaycousinlarry
(E, 68k, falling in love) This is the extraordinarily ordinary AU where Harry falls in love for the first time and Louis learns how to fall in love all over again.
🍍 Brasswood Boys by Tomlinsontoes / @pianolouis
(M, 59k, royal) the one where Harry doesn't realize his boyfriend is a prince until he takes a "royal soulmate" quiz online and has to decide if he wants to pack up his life and try to fit in with royals.
🍍 take my hand (my whole life too) by beckywritesthings / @beckydoesthings
(E, 43k, royal) a Crazy Rich Asians AU with a royal twist where Harry is a prince, Louis is most definitely not, and there’s a royal wedding to attend.
🍍 The Happiest Season by @sadaveniren
(E, 37k, movie au) “You’re going to spend Christmas - and your birthday - with his homophobic WASP parents? That’s gonna be hell.”
🍍 If I Stay by Rearviewdreamer / @all-these-larrythings
(M, 37k, A Walk in the Clouds au) Harry and Louis agree to a temporary arrangement that Harry can't seem to walk away from no matter how many times he tries.
🍍 I Keep Looking For Magic by @lululawrence
(NR, 36k, Christmas) Harry cannot go home alone when he had promised to bring a significant other again. This leaves him with little choice but to find someone to pretend they are his fiance.
🍍 Find You Home by @kingsofeverything
(E, 35k, fake relationship) When Louis lies to his family and says he’ll bring his new boyfriend home for Christmas, his best friend and roommate Harry agrees to play the part. It’s that, or be left alone over the holidays.
🍍 I Just Want You to Stay by @sadaveniren
(E, 34k, omegaverse) Louis and Harry have been roommates for four years, comfortable in their routine and their relationship. But all of that is about to change.
🍍 From the Start by @allwaswell16
(E, 32k, fake relationship) Louis has no idea that one act of kindness will cause his life to spiral out of control. But that's what happens when his new friend fake proposes to him and a video of it goes viral.
🍍 my kingdom for a kiss (tonight you're on my mind) by @leighbot
(E, 30k, royal) the one where Zayn and Louis make a friendly wager and it goes too far, Harry's a baker with a heart of gold and really great hair, Liam is an overworked PA who just wants to enjoy his holiday and Niall is completely at ease, as always. An accidentally married AU mixed with a splash of modern royalty.
🍍 Turn and face the strange by orphan_account
(E, 26k, royal) the one where Harry is going to be King, Louis can't handle it like he thinks, Zayn is finally happy, Liam's a massive geek and Niall's marrying a princess.
🍍 What Side Of Love Are You On? by @fallinglikethis
(T, 25k, movie au) Ever since Harry finally made the decision to come out to his mother as bisexual, she’s been foisting women on him left and right, determined it’s just a phase. But when she puts out a personal ad to find the perfect partner for her son, things really get complicated. 
🍍 bring out feelings in me i never show by orphan_account
(M, 24k, fake relationship) Louis accidentally hires a felon to be his fake boyfriend for Thanksgiving. Or, the fake boyfriends au no one asked for
- Rare Pairs -
🍍 It's simple and it goes like this by yourlionheartx / @djtommotomlinson
(G, 3k, Zayn/Liam) Liam and Zayn have been fake dating for almost a year to get their parents off their backs. Liam’s a closeted lesbian and Zayn’s a trans woman who is also not out to her parents. It seems like the perfect plan to give them both some peace, until feelings get involved.
🍍 Fine Line by LadyAJ_13 / @ladyaj-13
(G, 1k, Louis/Nick Grimshaw) Telling his family was always going to be a big deal, but doing it alone was a sacrifice he could make. He never thought they’d fall about laughing.
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sunnyseungup · 1 year
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Skz reactions; headcanons | fic recs pt2
Pt1
masterlist
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finding out you are touch starved
You skip a stray kids song
s/o sleeping naked
tropes that fit each member
pouting kisses
you call them from a police station
Denying them kisses for a challenge
kissing them about of blue
waking them up during the night
“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”
3racha as your plug
random texts
you get hurt
when they realize they like you, like you
strictly platonic
kisses
touch starved and greedy for affection
skz habits that shine through when they get comfy with you
their crush going to their gym
falling asleep on them (3racha)
when you asked him for a dance
faking out a kiss
worm tales
insecure about big boobs
embarrased s/o doing aegyo
s/o having big boobs
skz as hybrids
finding your inner child with skz
accidentally calling them your husband
spin the bottle
s/o picking up an Australian accent
calling you a pet name for the first time
they notice you are uncomfortable
How they would propose to you
getting them a gift they only mentioned once
Having a movie night with their crush
Their s/o falls asleep beside them
They realize they want to marry you
you introduce them as your boyfriend for the first time
Giving them a massage
sitting on their lap
Their so sleeps with stuffed animals
s/o picking up an Australian accent
skz treating your skzoo plush
s/o getting someone else on a stray kids soulmate quiz
sitting in your lap
puppy love
how they act when they are jealous hyung line
skz being a fanboy for idol!reader
taking care of drunk skz
you fall asleep on their lap
skz and nicknames they love  
you spaced out
how skz cuddles with you
love languages
accidentally upsetting you
treating wounds
not together but nor friends
pepero
giving them flowers
partner privilege
playing chicken
they realize you are the one
producer s/o
s/o having a lot of natural aegyo
Lovesick boys
accidentally breaking s/o’s important item
breaking your favorite mug hyung line
they forget it’s Valentine’s Day
their crush complimenting their muscles
spoiling their s/o
not giving you attention
oddly specific love languages
your college boyfriends
you snoring @/hearts4sungie
oddly specific love languages @/astraystayyh
you getting your period @/ar0undth3w0rld1n365
when skz says no @/outro-jo
Skz as sporty boyfriends
NSFW
Obsessed with their thick so
Skz as subs
them as sugar daddy ( bangchan&Lee know )
Christmas headcanons
giving them your panties in public
skz as subs
initiating sexy time
not dating, but not just friends
positions
love language and sex hyung line
When you cry during sex
Valentine’s Day
Texts
“they are busy” prank on bf @/hyunsllvr
special delivery to jyp building @/chan4evurrr
“do you ever wish you were taller” @/gyusangels
Talking contact names @/imagine-a-life-like-this
Best Friend!Reader asking skz for a divorce @/imagine-a-life-like-this
Telling ex bf!skz you think you’re pregnant @/imagine-a-life-like-this
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Note: please let me know if the links are not working ! I’ll try to fix them as soon as possible ^^
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boobamilktease · 5 months
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Omgg I just read your "studying" fic and it got me fanning myself over here. Is there gonna be a part 2? Or can there be a part 2?
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Don’t worry, part two is here!!
Final Exam Season
Summery- The last time you were invited to study at Aemond dorm room, things got spicy….maybe this time you’ll actually be able to study.
Warnings- Aemond being bf material, smut, oral (fem receive), hair pulling, Aemond being pussy whipped, things get messy, lock me up. Slight angst and mention of pet death
This is part two of “Studying”-
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Last time you were invited over for a study session, you didn’t actually study, which caused you to get a C- on the quiz. Are you mad at Aemond? No…you aren’t, which is why you come back when he asks you to come over and study.
Aemond greats you with a small shit eating grin and open arms, which you walk into anyways. “There she is..my sexy girl.” Aemond says in a low voice as you two embrace. He shuts the door and locks it so their ‘study’ session isn’t interrupted.
You plop down on his bed and groan, feeling the weight of today crash down on you. Aemond chuckles before joining you on his bed. “Want to tell me about it?” He asks as he plays with a strand of your hair. Though Aemond was traditionally quiet, he knew exactly what to say when he did speak…sometimes.
“I’m just stressed is all…with finals coming up and trying to maintain good grades..” your voice muffled due to your face being smushed by a fluffy pillow. Aemond hums, rubbing a soothing hand over your tense shoulders. “How about we study for about an hour and a half and we can watch that stupid Christmas movie you like?”
It’s not stupid you think, but regardless you sit up right on his bed with a nod. He hands you your backpack and you dig everything out you may need when studying. He helps you study for the most part, but roughly thirty minutes in, you feel overwhelmed. There is a lot on your plate at the moment, finals, trying to remain an honor student, and not to mention your family dog of 13 years had passed away recently.
Aemond sees how your eyes turn glossy, trying to fight back tears. Finals is in a week and a half, you can take a well deserved break till Monday. And with that in mind, Aemond shuts the book in front of you and sets all your stuff to the side. He opens his arms and you don’t hesitate to fall into them. A few tears fall, but you’ll be ok.
Aemond rocks you gently and holds you close. He then kisses your temple and goes to run you a warm bath. He sets out a pair of his sweats and a hoodie of his on the bathroom sink. Aemond gently leads you to the bathroom and kisses your temple, leaving you to bathe. You are in the bathroom bathing for roughly 15 minutes, soaking in the warm water.
The moment you step out of the bathroom in his clothes, you are met with the warm smell of hot chocolate and cookies. He somehow managed to find hot chocolate and cookies and put them in the oven, even going as far as putting Christmas lights around the dorm. He smiles at you and opens his arms wide, and you lay your head on his chest, loving his warmth.
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The moment you sat down on the couch, you can feel some tension leave your body. Aemond sits down with two glasses of hot chocolate and sets them on the table beside the cookies. He then grabs the remote and starts to play the ‘Polar Express’. You smile and watch the movie.
About halfway into the movie, you catch Aemond staring at you. You go to question him about it but he just smiles and kisses your lips. Many people believe he would be rough, his kisses, but in reality they are gentle, with enough passion and love to leave you wanting more. You kiss him back with a small smile, feeling at home with him.
His kisses, once innocent, leads to something more. Aemond lifts up your hoodie up enough to where your breasts are exposed. He kisses your throat and your breasts before playing with them. He massages your hardening nipples and gently swirls it around in his mouth. He squeezes them together a few times before kissing his way down your stomach and above your sweatpants rest.
He looks up at you with his pretty purple eyes and smiles gently, kissing your clothed thighs. Aemond gently removes your sweats, and throws them to the side. He presses sweet kisses from your ankle up to your innermost thigh, and proceeds to do the same on the other leg. He kisses your clothed cunt a few times, breathing in your scent deeply. He places a few more kisses before pulling your underwear off and placing them to the side with your sweatpants.
He gently spreads your legs and props them on his shoulders. He presses a kiss on your pearl, earning a soft moan from you. He kisses and begins to lick a stipe up your cunt. His tongue feels wonderful, not leaving a single crevice unlicked. Aemond sucks and he slurps on your bud, drinking your moans and arousal. His tongue goes deeper and moves to your dripping hole.
He grins, before lapping at your hole like a starved man. He moans as he tastes your arousal on his tongue. His tongue licks and spits gently on your wet cunt, loving the way you squirm and moan. Your hands dig into his hair, pulling gently. You pull his head closer to your cunt, and his sharp nose bumps into your pearl enough times to make you shudder.
His tongue goes from your hole to your pearl, and in absence of his tongue, comes his finger, teasing your cunt. His finger slips in easily due to how wet you are, and he grins. Aemond moans as he licks and swirls your pearl in his mouth. Your pussy clenches around his fingers tightly as you feel your peak coming close. He fingers you, curling his finger to hit that spongy spot that makes you see stars.
Aemond, with a quick flick and suck on your bud, makes your back arch beautiful and your eyes flutter shut. He coaxes your orgasm, licking your juices clean. He presses a soft kiss on your overstimulated clit, before standing up off his knees to grab a wet washcloth. In doing so, he notices a wet spot in his pants, he came in his pants…a bit embarrassing for him.
But he doesn’t mind, seeing you finally relaxed is enough for him. He grabs the wash cloth and comes back to clean you up. Once he does, he hands you a press pair of underwear, and goes into the bathroom to change into new pants and boxers. Aemond comes out just in time for the end credits to roll and to see you with your eyes closed, asleep. He smiles and tucks you in gently, turning off the tv and Christmas lights before joining you under the covers. And with a sweet kiss to your cheek he whispers “good night Princess.”
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jonjaydami · 2 days
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So I need to know what animal they think is the batfamilies special interest.
Like we all know they are on the spectrum like look at Bruce. He's a 30 year old man that dresses as a bat and don't get me wrong there are several reasons he dresses as one but it always has something to do with the animal itself and I always think that's funny how it's even used as a joke in several comics, and animated movies/ shows.
So Bruce knows everything about bat's, shape color, species, what food they eat and how they live and even the different culture views on bat's. He could talk all day about it if asked and he always does it with the utmost care. Like he was giving a speech at a gala or speaking to the league.
I think we all know Dicks is obviously Robin's. Cause why else would he choose to be a brightly colored vigilante that's after a bird from the north? I feel like after moving in with Bruce he took a quiz on what bird he would be cause he was studying birds in school and got a Robin and took that to heart as a passion and not only learned everything about a Robin's but that had just become his identity for awhile and he loved it. Bruce when he heard it at first had thought it wouldn't work but after making him his own costume and even watching several videos on the birds he thought it fit his son nicely.
Jason didn't break away from the Robin role and embraces it actually. But he was always way more shy when it came to discussing his favorite. I think he would have a fascination with bugs and snakes and would absolutely be the kid with a spider or a beardy. He once convinced Bruce to get him a baby beardy and then it became an obsession. He had a sweatshirt that even had a cartoonish looking beardy printed on it and he proudly talks about it to any one who asked. Bruce would silently close his eyes and soak in all the information about them he could.
I totally think Tim loves frogs and even sea creatures. He has a tank with shrimp in it and his boyfriend makes fun of him and calls him a shrimp farmer but he also has a tank that has glass frogs in it. It's a huge tank that takes up over half his room and he loves just watching them sleep and even makes cute little tiktoks with them. He always is getting cute things for the habitat and going shopping. He also takes Damian on these trips. Because they both enjoy walking around and even stopping to pet or talk to the people who bring in their dogs. Bruce also enjoys walking into Tim's room and seeing the frogs and shrimp and even says hello to them before leaving again.
Damian is no stranger to having a soft spot for animals but I know he loves cats and dogs. He is definitely a cat person. Alfred the cat is his prized possession and he will proudly take pictures and then draw them. He loves using his animals as drawing references and has multiple books filled to the brim of just them. Sometimes if they are really good he goes to Bruce and asks them to be laminated so he can hang them up in his room because they deserve to be celebrated and respected. He also tells Bruce odd facts about his animals. How Alfred (the cat) specifically likes to sleep on his left side and enjoys being scratched behind his ears the most.
Bruce loves his weird sons because he is weird and for Christmas he always gets them something related to their animals because it's like a bonding experience for them. Some days they don't even talk about anything but their animals but I can imagine them all settling on a couch and out of pure bordem putting on documentaries and spending time just listening and learning. Of course this could also lead into some heated debates about who's animals is the best.
Jason: no you don't understand
Damian: *scoffs* actually Todd you never understood anything
Dick: ok well I set the whole thing for Robin soooo
Tim: oh please you were eight!!
Bruce: I think we are forgetting how bats-
Kids: *groan because they have been hearing about bat's for over half their lives and are tired*
Alfred just walks in and smiles as he sets a pitcher down.
Alfred: actually you are forgetting how important bee's are to the environment. Which is why I plant only the best pollinator friendly flowers
Cue to everyone rioting cause after all this time Alfred has never talked about the fact he is in fact a bee guy. Ever since he started working for the Wayne's they let him have full control of the gardens and he always loved that in the bleak of Gotham he had his own personal eden with the flowers. Bruce's parents also appreciated him for this and would let Alfred do as he pleased when he would passionately talk to them about the bees. Even when they passed away Bruce had always assumed Alfred just did it because he didn't trust anyone else.
Which was part way true but he loves watching them bumble around and bump into each other as he works.
If anyone knows what Duke, steph, and Cass would like please comment or feel free to debate!! Just please remember to be nice and save the bees 🐝
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rhoorl · 5 months
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Week in Review: Nov. 19
Hi there! Posting this recap a little later than usual because it was an action-packed weekend and I was a bit off my routine. I hope you had a good week. I’m coming up on a short work week (yay) because of the Thanksgiving holiday, so I’m looking forward to that! 
Here's a live look at me only having two days of work this week!
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Please indulge me in a quick(ish) story before I get on with the recap. This weekend, we took our daughter to a trampoline park to play (and get her energy out) and while there she made friends with another little girl. They were both playing with something and looked at each other and in an instant they were pals and walked around and bounced together for half an hour. 
While I was watching them, it made me think of my time here and the people I’ve met and interacted with. Whether it’s through a reblog, comment, ask, or DM, making friends on here is akin to making friends on the playground (or trampoline park).
It is all so simple when you realize, hey you like this *insert actor, movie, character, very specific gif, etc*? Me too? Now we’re friends. Let’s yell about it! 🙂 In person, I can be reserved and shy, especially when meeting new people, so being on here has all been an exercise in pushing myself out of my comfort zone. I still get so nervous and second-guess myself a lot on here, but I’m going to keep at it because so far it’s brought some laughs, thots, and just overall great conversation to my DMs and beyond.
Ok, now onto the recap and assorted other ramblings…
Fics I read this week:
My TBR list grows and grows - I wish I had more time in the day to read more things. Here’s what I got to this week:
Frankie Morales
Six and a Half Minutes - Frankie’s version by @avastrasposts - Welp, Mel, I can honestly tell you now that when I’m cooking and have a timer on I will be thinking of this. 
Javier Peña
Dry Run by @chronically-ghosted - Javi dancing …. The descriptions in this are top-notch!
Joel Miller
Medicine by @goodwithcheese - Like I said in my reblog, my brain short-circuited a bit with a mention of Joel with wet hair, but this was really a beautiful piece! 
Dieter Bravo
Thrash Metal and The Bow Tie by @morallyinept I needed a cold shower after Trash Metal. I mean, the header image alone 🫠 and The Bow Tie is a little giflet featuring one of my favorite Pedro red carpet looks.
His Place of Peace by @nerdieforpedro As much as I love a smutty Dieter fic, I’m equally in love with a fluffy one (hi, yes I see Working Title staring me in the face - I haven’t forgotten you). 
Benny Miller 
Another week of me being absolutely out of my mind feral for this man … I had to channel it with a few one-shots and then some writing of my own.
All I Need by @dameronscopilot - Ok, this one took me on a journey and the smut was smutting on this one for sure. 
Ribbed by @mermaidxatxheart - The header graphic for this alone sent me on a bit of a tailspin and then I settled in for a super hot little one-shot. 
I also threw an ask over to @musings-of-a-rose and she delivered in spades. 
Current Compulsory Series:
These are the series I am keeping up with at the moment.
Delta Palms Tropical Resort (Frankie) by @linzels-blog 
I Like the Way You (Frankie) by @undercoverpena
Destiny & Deliverance (Dieter) by @mysterious-moonstruck-musings
Paranoid Heat (Javi P) by @goodwithcheese
It’s Never Too Late (Javi P) by @javierpena-inatacvest Still one chapter behind along with some extras I have on my TBR list!
Posts from the week:
A fun writing challenge popped up that I think is pretty cool! I’ve never written for Javi P before, but if there was ever a time, it is now! Also, check out the awesome header @trulybetty made for it!!
I got my Javi and Joel pencils from by @fuckyeahpaperco! Now there’s more - sticky notes and washi tape!! Mr. Rhoorl may be getting a few links for my Christmas list lol 
I got tagged in some fun posts this week. Here’s a little get-to-know-me and an aura quiz.
Feral corner:
Where do I even start … this week was one for the record books and I’m not sure if the feral corner can capture it all.
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The Strange Way of Life behind-the-scenes gifsets were almost too much. Like this one and this one. Goodness, I was an absolute mess the day these graced my dash.
It’s hard to pick a top three when it comes to Pedro characters, but this post makes a compelling point for these three.
Young Joel is always on the brain, so this post of just his arms was 🫠 Also, some Young Joel in the morning. If you’re curious about how I picture Counsin Joel in Delta Landscaping, it’s like this.
Some more assorted posts that man me feral: Tim Rockford thots, Black Shirt Javi, a compilation of Pedro boys’ kisses, and Pedro dressed as Dieter sends me. This little moment from The Bubble is just so sweet it almost cured my WT writer’s block.
Garrett Hedlund
Garrett gets his own little spot on the feral corner, because …. Well, I think this post started it all. But then a good Benny gifset always gets me.  I still need to watch his new show, thanks to posts like this and this.
Things I watched:
I saw a few things this week - I rewatched Strange Way of Life and still love it. Ugh so good! I was so overwhelmed the first time I saw it, so seeing it again was helpful to pick up on the little things I missed (like Pedro’s tricep).
For a fun throwback, I watched Green Street Hooligans this week. Thank you to @laurfilijames for letting me yell about it. I forgot how much I liked that movie and how hot Charlie Hunnam was in it.
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I also went to the movie theater this week to see the new Hunger Games movie. I didn’t read the book, I literally have it sitting next to my desk mocking me because I thought I’d be able to read it before the movie came out. I thought visually the movie was beautiful, but I was a bit confused by the ending. Snow is supposed to be this evil figure in the original trilogy but I didn’t find his turn to be that convincing in this prequel. But maybe it’s because I missed something? I don’t know, the ending felt rushed to me.
Personal Stuff
A month down in my health journey and I’m feeling a lot better! The Thanksgiving holiday will be a big test, but I’m trying to not beat myself up too much and just enjoy it. 
I went to a concert this weekend and I had a blast! I really liked Ice Nine Kills before this, but now I’m an even bigger fan. They put on a great show (I loved how campy some of their antics were), and they sound amazing too. Plus, their lead singer isn’t bad on the eyes (again I’m feral AF).
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I also finished up my Pedro 2024 desk calendar. I’ll take some pictures when it finally arrives from Shutterfly. 
Fic updates:
Gave Frankie some love this week on the latest episode of Delta Landscaping! I was also distracted by Benny this week (and my thots) and put out a Part Two of Are You On Mute. I’ve taken a little writing break, but I miss my characters so I’m hoping to get some writing in this week. 
Thank you as always for reading and listening to all of my rambles!
Masterlists
Working Title (Dieter, series, ongoing) | AO3 
Delta Landscaping (Triple Frontier, series, ongoing) | AO3
Turbulence (Frankie, one-shot) | AO3
Are You on Mute? (Benny Miller, one-shot) | AO3
Are You on Mute? Part Two
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uglypastels · 5 months
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Help /lh
Wanna help me plan the best christmas party by answering a few trivia questions?
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Link to QUIZ
You might have heard of the British game show Pointless, in which contestants have to answer questions that had previously been given to the public. Their scores correspond with the amount of people who had also answered the questions correctly, but the catch is that they [the contestants] are aiming for the lowest *correct* score possible, with 0 (Pointless) being the winning score. They have to basically make the judgement call of their own knowledge and hope to answer the questions that the smallest amount of the public knew.
I am trying to recreate this for a family holiday party, but for authenticity's sake, I will need public answers to start with.
The questions will be quite simple in format, only requiring a 1 word/phrase answer at a time, but will differ in level of difficulty (depending on subject's familiarity of the topics) and be mostly about pop music, movies, tv, iconography + a little bit of general knowledge. Just to be sure, at the beginning of each round, there will be short instructions.
You will be able to view your own score at the end, but don't sweat it if you don't know the answer, just go with your gut feeling, and most importantly, have fun
Thank you for participating and helping out.
note: Google Forms is case and spelling-sensitive... unless someone could maybe help me with this? So far i just accounted for various capitalisation options but not sure how to account for spelling in people's individual scores
Edit: description of the game
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cnschedulearchive · 6 months
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How bout I quit putting this off and post the rest of 2021? The Cartoon Network side of things at least.
ACME Night and Cartoonito continued to get through their first few months, with ACME Night's only real "original"... the Harry Potter quiz show that simulcasted on TBS. Did fine enough though. Fun movie picks at times too. Cartoonito realized pretty quickly that, uh, it did not need to run 8 hours a day and shrank down a decent amount.
On the proper unbranded CN side of things, CN reran classic shows for the first time in ages for Christmas-y specials. It was great to see them back, hopefully they return on a permanent basis on CN! We Baby Bears also premiered, CN's first new show in a while.
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wetalkfilm · 4 months
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Shoot for Success in the Christmas Movie Quiz 2023
The Christmas Movie Quiz will prove whether you’re a Quiz Whiz or a Grumpy Grinch Find out what the biggest Movies of December 2023 are in Most Wanted here Which of these movie was not set around the Christmas Period? Want More Quizzes? Try these Check out the Latest 2024 Movie Trailers here
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booksellergothic · 7 months
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Halloween Day 12
There are so many horror themed podcasts out there, and horror film podcasts are everywhere. If you are going to pick one, just one - and why would you when there are so many other great ones such as The Random Number Generator Horror podcast and The Final Girls - I suggest the British Film Institute's Evolution of Horror.
Each of the nine seasons (and counting) focuses on a subgenre of horror, such as slashers, folk horror, mind and body, and the occult, interspersed with bonus episodes about new film and television releases. Host Mike Muncer is delightfully enthusiastic, honest, and modest, and is joined each episode by a fascinating cross-section guests, running the gamut from Freudian psychologists, to actors, to academics, fellow podcasters, even a guy who runs a horror themed pub quiz.
Perfect for listening straight through it also rewards casual dipping in an out based on the theme of the season or by the film. My highest recommendation for anyone who loves horror films and isn't ashamed to be a nerd about it.
At the end of every episode Mike ask each guest what is your favorite horror movie, and which horror movie frightened you the most? So I am now asking any of you who care to answer, what are yours?
My favorite is either Halloween or The Seventh Victim and the oe that frightened me the most when I first saw it was the original Black Christmas.
(BTW, I find it fascinating how many Brits are obsessed with Texas Chainsaw Massacre).
Let me know if you would like to be added to my taglist!
@dianamolloy @piggledy-higgledy @imdeadtiredtm @joyfullymassivewhispers @caffiend-queen @dangertoozmanykids101 @toozmanykids @myoxisbroken @sillybillieandricky @wrathkitty @punemy-spotted @stupendouslovegardener @sylviefromneptune @acidcasualties
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angelofthenight · 1 year
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The Monster You Created Pt.5
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(Sam Fortner x Reader)
Warnings: Yandere!Sam, Dark themes, Swearing, Kidnapping situation, Unreciprocated love, Sexual references, Reference to Non-Con, Brief flashback, YN gets triggered by thunderstorms from PTSD, YN is almost on the brink of Stockholm Syndrome, Denialism
Word Count: 2.7k (sorry it’s shorter than usual)
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You quick a sip of water in between bites of the lunch at the same time as Sam opening his door back up enough for him to slip out. You didn’t pay much attention to that and continued to eat until you saw through your peripheral vision that Sam was pulling a big black box out. It wasn’t until he fully pulled it out that you realized it was one of your requests: a T.V.
Your eyes lit up like a child on Christmas morning as he pulled it a little further to the left of the room from the middle and then dragged one of the unused small and short tables over to it. He hoisted the television up onto the table and got all the chords settled into an outlet, all while you happily watched and tried to prevent your smile from growing too big.
The T.V was, of course, out of your chained reach probably because Sam was worried you’d use it against him. As if you could even steadily throw that thing. Sam pulled the remote from his back pocket that turned on the screen before taking a seat to eat the lunch he hadn’t touched yet. “What do you wanna watch?” He asked as he flipped through channels while he took fleeting bites of the food, still feeling a little energized from his secret affair with your underwear in his room.
You decided to save the news channel for when you were alone, wanting to see if they’ve released anything about your disappearance. But for now you decided to take it easy. “Are there any good movies on?” You asked as you wiped your hands with the napkin once you finished eating. Sam flipped through some of the movie channels to reveal nothing entertaining, he knew your taste like the back of his hand just by listening to you rant to him about films you enjoyed as you worked.
“There usually isn’t any in the middle of the day.” He commented before saying, “I have a lot recorded though.” The T.V switched to the section of his recordings to reveal a list of your favorite movies and shows. You quirked a brow at this. “Is it a coincidence that we have the same exact taste in film?” You asked, making a face.
Sam rolled his shoulders a bit awkwardly. “It’s not. Every time I see a movie or show come on and I remember you talking about how much you liked it, I always record it. One reason being I just wanted to check it out, another reason being because I want to understand all the references you make, and the last reason…” He looked over to your distracted face. “I just want to know about every little thing you love.”
Your eyes scanned the rows of movies you only vaguely remember mentioning, some you couldn’t even recall if you even ever brought up around him. “I don’t know if I should be flattered or creeped out that you remembered so many of these.” You honestly said, though you weren’t complaining. Sam still stared directly at you, resembling someone standing and staring at a sculpture in an art museum for a long period of time. “There isn’t a single thing I don’t remember about you.” He mumbled dreamily, his tone almost daring you to quiz him on his knowledge on you. You honestly didn’t want to know his test score.
You felt his eyes burn into the side of your head, so intensely that you felt as if your head was starting to sting. Your senses relaxed once you caught the sight of a movie you had been in the mood for recently. “Can we watch ‘Fargo’? Oh my god, that’s one of my all time favorite movies.” You exclaimed as a smile jumped up on your face, your eyes widening with a burst of life.
Sam tore his eyes off your magnetic features to the T.V. “Yeah, of course.” He said as he clicked on the movie’s cover which changed the screen to the opening credits. He looked back over to see you instantly watching intently and holding back a smile over your own excitement. The sight made Sam smile too, if the two of you kept this up then you’d probably be engaged in no time!
Sam had always wanted to watch a movie with you. With your exceeding knowledge on films and their deep meanings partnered with your humor, he knew you were the ideal movie watching partner. And he was right. You quite talked a lot during the movie, he didn’t blame you though as you did have a fixated interest with it which made you want to talk about it nonstop. He loved it. He loved hearing you mindlessly ramble to him as if he was the only other person in the world who knew about it.
Just like now as a young Steve Buscemi chatted up a storm on screen, you gleefully opened your mouth again. “Did you know that Steve Buscemi had more than 150 lines in this movie? It was a running joke with the directors and they added it into The Big Lebowski where Buscemi’s character was constantly being told to ‘shut the fuck up’. God, I love it when directors have fun jokes like that with their actors.” You ranted passionately as you laced your fingers together and rested your chin on them, your elbows on your knees.
Sam would be lying if he said he wasn’t jealous of the movie; the way you watched it and talked about it. He wanted that admiring wonderstruck look on your face directed towards him, which caused him to fortuitously ask, “Can I kiss you?”
Your head snapped in his direction, that previous ardent expression dropping with heavy weight as your gaze sharpened a glare on him. Sam avoided that hateful stare and nodded his head. “Bleeding lip, yeah, yeah, I got it.” He sneakily looked back up to see you had returned to watching the movie except a frown took the place of your small smile and you looked more annoyed.
Sam’s legs bounced a little anxiously as his thumb pinched and kneaded the skin on his hand. He looked back up to you with a curious yet sad emotion etched into his eyebrows. “Someday though, right?” You were quiet for a bit, just trying to enjoy the movie with an aggravated expression and hunched back so that you were closer to the screen. “I don’t know.” You sighed with a nonchalant shoulder shrug.
Sam nodded as he pressed his lips together, his eyes returning to his fiddling hands. “That’s alright.” He mumbled the rest of his sentence. “Eventually, I’m gonna stop asking.”
You heard him though. And it was enough to turn the knob of the oven of your anger. You whipped yourself back over to fiercely glare at him again. “No, because remember you swore to me you would never touch me without my permission, remember?” You stated furiously.
“That’s only if you don’t fight me.” Sam refuted, still not looking back up at you, but that only poked at your temper. “No. I said if you don’t touch me without my consent then I won’t fight back.” You growled, wanting so badly to punch him in the face for trying to twist the promise around so that it was accurate to his own desires. That was the main thing you hated about Sam since the first night you woke up in his basement; how hugely controlling he was. And it was in a way that made it feel like playing a board game with a child who keeps changing the rules to ensure that they win.
He finally turned to look at you, his gaze a little harsher than you expected. “But you can’t keep me away from you for too long. I don’t think you really understand that I have a problem with self control. It’s the whole reason I’m in therapy.”
You flinched, making a twisted shocked face. “Wait. You’re in therapy? Why didn’t you tell me? This whole time you’ve kind of been treating me like I’m your therapist.” Sam shied his eyes back down to the ground. “Sorry. I guess I just kinda trust you more than my therapist, I feel more comfortable around you. And now that you’re here and know the truth, I can finally be myself with you.” He explained, skipping over your question on why he didn’t tell you he was in therapy.
He felt your wary eyes still on him. He glanced over to you. “My therapist doesn’t know you’re down here if that’s what you’re thinking.” He said before shifting his attention back toward the movie, leaving you mentally cursing yourself for getting a little too hopeful over that.
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“I’ve been to 27 of them.”
You whipped yourself on your core to face Sam who sat at the dining counter that faced where you made the smoothies. The whole brand of your place of work was that it was supposed to be a friendly environment and all the employees were required to make small talk with the customers, thus why there was a dining counter right next to the counter where you blended the smoothies.
“You’re kidding!” You said with a backbone gasp over how many Kenny Chesney concerts Sam has been to. Sam shook his head with a smile. “27’s not even a lot. My friend Shane, he's gone to 78.” He spun his finger next to his head which erupted a laugh from you. “So they must be really fun.” You said as you slowly returned to the smoothie you were making but paying most of your attention still on Sam.
Sam nodded enthusiastically. “They are. He has so much fun on stage and the crowd gets a little rowdy but it’s, it’s awesome.” You nodded in understanding as you took a pause in the conversation to loudly blend the drink. Once it was finished you continued to ask questions about one of his favorite things. “Didn’t you say earlier that his fans have, like, a community?”
“Yeah, No Shoes Nation.” Sam clarified and you nodded in remembrance. “It’s a community and a lifestyle. It's peaceful. Everybody's happy. The central idea of No Shoes Nation…” you didn’t realize he paused to admire the look of concentration on your face as you poured the smoothie into a plastic cup, “is love.” Before your brain could register his quiet words he quickly threw in, “I think you’d fit right in.”
A smile stretched your lips as you looked back up at him in wonder. “Me? Really? Do I give off a hippie vibe?” Sam chuckled as he fiddled with his hands, a habit you’ve noticed he did a lot around you. “No, I mean, like, you… you’re a very zen person and I think you’d have a blast if you ever went.”
You let his words linger in the air for a little bit until you capped the drink in front of you and stabbed a straw through the middle. “Well, if you ever need someone to tag along with you, I’ll give it a shot.” You reached for the pen and paper near the cash register as he watched. “Let me give you my number.”
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You searched for the man from that day in the person that sat across from you eating dinner. He still acted just like he always did but just a lot more relaxed, probably from the weight of his secret lifted off his back. You had only been taking slow bites from the food, it was just very hard for you to relax because of the thunderstorm that surrounded the house. Each rumble and crack made you subtly flinch or make your shoulders tightly tense or the breath hitch in your mouth.
You weren’t exactly afraid of storms, your body was just very sensitive to the abrupt and loud noises that came with it. When people pointed it out you plainly said you were easily startled, even though that wasn’t the truth at all. It dated back to when you were a kid and your dad still lived with you. He threw a party at your house with all his friends. And because you just wouldn’t stay in your room, he locked you in the shed in the backyard as a severe thunderstorm was taking place.
He forgot you were in there so you were trapped in the shed all night long. The shed would shake and basically amplified every sound from the storm. That traumatic night for eight year old you permanently scarred your nervous system, ptsd staining your senses every single thunderstorm.
Sam finally looked up to catch your empty stare tied to him. He quickly swallowed his food to ask, “What’re you thinking about?” You still stared at him, almost studying his curious features as your mind was reeled back from recalling that day full of concert talk. “Nothing, just…” you tilted your head in wonder, “you never did text me when I gave you my number.”
Sam darted his eyes back down to his food, pursing his lips in flushed embarrassment. “Oh… yeah. Sorry. I, uh, everytime I tried to text you I would just… overthink it and then I would panic and… yeah.” He said as he played with his food with his plastic fork. You slowly nodded. If it weren’t for your circumstance, it would’ve been a cute thought of how Sam was too flustered to text you.
An unexpected crack of lightning was followed by a long rumble of thunder, maken you stiffen and shrink with a quiet gasp as you squeezed your eyes shut. That was a bad one. It was so bad you couldn’t even hide your alarmed recoil and wince. Sam’s brows curved upward in worry at the sight. “You okay?”
The muscles in your face slowly relaxed and unwinded from the scrunch of your eyes. “Yeah, yeah, I’m fine, that just-” Your lies were exposed when another thunderclap roared in your eardrums and made you feel that it shook the walls like leaves. Your shoulders tensely hunched and you cowered back into another trembling ball, your face looking as if you just received a forced shot from the doctor.
Sam instantly realized the problem and hurriedly rose to his feet. “Hang on, I have just the thing for you.” He hastily ran into his room and scrambled around his room as if he was searching for a first aid kit as you bled out. You didn’t realize he came back, as your eyes were still squeezed shut, until he carefully sat next to you on the bed and softly planted something around your head.
Your hands instantly reached up to where his hands previously were near your ears to touch what he had put on you. You felt the solid cushions around your ears and your eyes opened to look over to Sam, who you have never been this physically close to. Your knees were touching and you could feel his breath fan down on your face. He lifted one of the cups off your ear to say, “Noise canceling headphones.”
He heard the distant rumbling and quickly slid the big cup back over your ear. The thunder barraged over and you pressed the headphones harder against your ears until it passed. You slowly looked back up to Sam whose gaze never parted from you. All you did was stare at each other as a strange aura surrounded the two of you, breathing in each other’s air.
When you stared up at Sam, whose face was merely inches away from yours, all you could see was the cutely awkward but amiable man who came in almost every other shift you worked just to talk to you and listen to you. The man whose company you looked forward to everyday and always had an eye on the door that was ready to greet him at any minute.
The fact of his murderous hobby almost felt fake to you, just words with no meaning or depth. Like a puzzle with unmatched pieces. Was he really capable of violently taking a life? It just didn’t seem… real to you. And there were multiple times where you had even forgotten he had even mentioned it.
Taglist: @alices-halcyon @katlover63 @valareina
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keerysquinn · 5 months
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ship: Argyle/Chrissy Cunningham wc: 1.2k A/N: Happy December 1st! I hope you enjoy the first of my stories for the season! This one specifically was suggested by the always lovely @mothellie and is dedicated to all of my rarepair server girlies (gn) for helping me come up with ideas for this challenge and helping me work out character weirdness in my head <3
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“We can study in here,” Chrissy said as she led Argyle into the dining room. She'd invited her boyfriend over to study for their government exam, and she figured they'd be able to focus better if she didn't take him up to her bedroom right away.
They set their things down on the table, and Chrissy started to get her notes ready. However, Argyle was already distracted by a fancy looking box with numbered drawers that was on display on the room's sidebar.
“What’s that?” he asked, pointing at the box.
Chrissy briefly glanced up before turning her attention back towards her work.
“That's Danny's advent calendar. My mom pulled it out and stocked it for him last night. There's a religious element to it, but it's mostly just an excuse for him to get a piece of chocolate every day leading up to Christmas.”
“Where's yours?”
“Probably in the attic somewhere.”
Argyle looked back at Danny's calendar and frowned.
“That doesn't seem very fair on your mom's part.”
“I don't mind,” Chrissy said with a small shrug. “I haven't had one since middle school, so I don't really expect one anymore. It's no big deal. Now, quiz me with these flashcards. As soon as I get every one of them right, we can go watch a movie or something.”
Chrissy could say that it was no big deal that she didn't have her own advent calendar, but he knew her better than that by now. They'd talked at length about how she was used to being forgotten or cast aside by her parents in favor of spoiling her younger brother, but it still stung. He could see the disappointment on her face when she told him how long it had been since she last had one. That just meant he had some planning to do.
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The next day, Argyle was waiting at Chrissy's locker as soon as she got to school.
“You're here early,” she said as she stood up on her tiptoes to kiss his cheek hello. “To what do I owe this pleasure?”
“I have a surprise for you,” he told her. “And I was hoping you could come over after school, so I could give it to you.”
“A surprise? What kind of surprise?”
“You'll find out when you come over.”
“I don't even get a hint?” she pouted.
“Patience, my petite pineapple,” he said with a butchered French accent as he squished her cheeks between his hands to erase her pout.
“Okay, I'll wait,” she said between giggles. She removed his hands from her cheeks and retrieved the things she needed for her first couple of classes from her locker.
“Walk me to first period?” she asked, offering him her free hand.
He took her hand in his and gave it a little squeeze.
“Always.”
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“Okay, keep your eyes closed,” Argyle said as he led Chrissy back to his bedroom. He had his hands covering her eyes as he steered her around the house. “No peeking.”
“I promise I won't peek. I've been thinking about this all day, so I'm not gonna ruin the surprise now.”
He positioned her to be standing in front of his bed, and once he had her where he wanted her, he double checked that everything was where he needed it to be.
“Okay, you can look now,” he said as he took his place next to her.
Chrissy opened her eyes and took in the sight before her. Sitting on the bed were three boxes. The first was a shoebox filled with small numbered envelopes, the second one was larger and filled with brown paper bags, and the third was another shoebox filled with small packages wrapped in newspaper.
“What's all this?” she asked.
“I made us some advent calendars,” he said, looking very pleased with himself. “I know they're not as fancy as the one your brother has, but I think I did a pretty good job with what I had around the house.”
“You made me advent calendars?” She beamed up at him. Nobody had ever done something so sweet for her before, and she was touched by the thoughtfulness of this gesture.
“So what am I looking at?” she asked. “Where do I start?”
He picked up the first box and handed it to her.
“So, this one is the only one that's technically all yours,” he told her. “It's probably the closest to what your brother is getting, and since you didn't get to open one yesterday, you can open two now.”
She pulled out the first envelope and opened it to find a chocolate coin and a note that read ‘for my toasty little pizza bagel’ which immediately had her blushing and giggling. She opened the second envelope to find another chocolate coin, but this time, the note read ‘for my blushy-faced bumblebee.’
“How'd you know these were going to make me blush?” she asked.
“I have psychic powers, obviously,” he teased. “But you always blush at my cheesy nicknames. It's one of my favorite things about you.”
He poked her cheek which was still positively pink, and she stood on her tiptoes to pull him in for a kiss.
“Have I told you that you're the best boyfriend ever lately?” she asked.
“Only all the time. But it's always nice to hear.”
He gave her another quick kiss, and then she turned her attention back towards the bed.
“What's in the big one?”
“That one is the one I made for myself, but it can be shared with you whenever you come home with me if you want. Each bag has a joint and a snack in it for when the munchies hit afterwards. I call it Holy Smokes.”
Chrissy doubled over laughing.
“I love it,” she told him. “It's very you, and I will gladly cuddle up with you while you smoke and share your snacks. But maybe we don't mention this one around my mom, okay?”
“I don't know,” he teased. “I think she'd like it. It's very festive.”
“Sure, she would. What's in the third one?”
“That's another one that's just for you, but really, it's also a treat for me when you think about it. Each one of those packages has a different flavored lip gloss or chapstick in it, and I was thinking that we could turn it into a game where I have to guess the flavor you're wearing every day.”
“Oh really?” she asked with a knowing smirk. “But wouldn't it be very easy for you to guess since you're the one who made it?”
“I thought of that, and that's why none of those ones are numbered. So you can choose at random, and I'll have no way of knowing what it is.”
“Good thinking,” she said with another giggle. “We should probably get started soon then. We have two days of lip gloss for you to guess already, and who knows how long that'll take.”
“Definitely,” he agreed. “And I'm a terrible guesser, so you're probably going to have to reapply it a couple times. Just so I can be really sure of what it is.”
“Of course. I wouldn't have it any other way.”
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archangelofzion · 2 months
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Peter: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Tess: *Eating a sandwich* Kill two
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*Tala waking in to discover Kraglin surrounded in the current missions papers*
Tala: What the hell are you doing?
Kraglin: *Near tears* MY FUCKING BEST, OKAY!?
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Peter: *Hugs Yondu*
Yondu: What was that?
Peter: Affection.
Yondu:
Peter:
Yondu: Do it again.
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*Having a family dinner*
Tess: Can you pass the pepper?
Peter: What’s the magic word~?
Tess: *Clearly not impressed*
Tess: *Starts chanting in Kree*
Peter: *Panicking and shoving pepper into Tess’ hands* JUST TAKE IT! TAKE IT, OH MY GOD!”
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Peter: *Tossing a spider outside* Treat spiders how you wish to be treated.
Tala: Killed without hesitation?
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Tess: What’re you reading, Tala?
Tala: Just a book about the things I love!
Tess: … Those are just pictures of me and the others …
Tala: Oh really? What a coincidence.
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Peter: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, leather…
Tala: Eyeliner.
Kraglin: Boots.
Tala: Battle armour.
Tess: The blood of your enemies.
Kraglin: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.
Tala: Glasses.
Peter: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.
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Peter: Kraglin, you are going to hate yourself in the morning if you stay up any later!
Kraglin: Jokes on you! I’m gonna hate myself in the morning regardless!
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Tess: I’m backkkkkkk.
Tala: You died! I literally saw your dead body! You were dead!
Tess: *Shrugging nonchalantly* Death is a social construct.
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Tala: What are you looking at?
Peter: *Doing a Buzzfeed quiz to see what kind of scented candle he is* Porn.
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Peter: *Drunk* In every single Christmas movie Santa never goes to the house next door. He always gets in his sleigh and fucks off twenty miles east!
Kraglin: Pete, can you shut the —
Tala and Tess: No, let him finish.
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