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no context, just what I've done to the Ravagers line because I'm evil

Stakar: "I didn't ask for this! I didn't ask for any of this! I don't want this!!"

Aleta: "No! You can't make me! NO!"

Martinex: "Don't touch me! Kill me!"

Yondu: "I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Stay away!"

Kraglin: "I won't go back! I won't!"

Peter: "Get away! Mom! No! NO—O!"

Tess: "No—No—Dont! Please don't, NO! *Screaming*"

Bonus, Mantis. "*Sobbing* I don't want to.... please....not again. Please. I can't."

#guardians of the galaxy #yondu udonta #kraglin obfonteri #peter quill #tessa udonta #Mantis #martinex tnaga #stakar ogord #aleta ogord #experiment:flame and ash

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the hug drawings are so cute

Two generations of space cowboy brothers

#gotg #guardians of the galaxy #marvel #mcu #peter quill #star lord #kraglin obfonteri #yondu udonta #martinex t’naga

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Peter, to Kraglin: Look, know Tess. She’s not the useless type. She doesn’t stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that.

#kraglin obfonteri #peter quill #tessa udonta #Tesslin

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Tess: Gasoline?

Rocket: I’m pretty sure that’s water.

Tess: *lighting a match* Well, only one way to find out.

Rocket: *doesn’t even try to stop her*

Tess: *throws match and gasoline ignites*

Kraglin: THERE WERE MORE WAYS TO TELL!

#guardians of the galaxy #kraglin obfonteri #rocket raccoon #tessa udonta #Tesslin

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[Drax, using the bathroom]

Mantis: please make sure to put the toilet seat down

Drax: sure

Drax [to the toilet seat:] you're absolutely worthless and no one likes you!

#mantis #drax the destroyer #incorrect quotes

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I couldn't help myself

I have this headcanon that Aleta, whenever “her boys” where too close to or already had done something unbelievably stupid and possibly dangerous, she would grab them by their ear and drag them away, silencing any further protest with a murderous glare.

And I’m not talking about Martinex and Yondu only here. I think most of the time it was Stakar.

#stakar ogord #aleta ogord #yondu udonta #martinex tnaga

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I need a movie about Yondu’s time with Stakar’s team.

 Because I totally imagine Yondu getting in every sort of trouble he can find (Karma strikes back when Peter pulls the same thing on him years later) only to get bailed out by the Ravagers again and again and slowly adjusting to having a family for the first time in his life

Stakar trying to figure out how to parent someone who is old enough not to be parented anymore but who still needs it

Aleta being a badass Mom and taking it all in stride

Martinex being the exasperated brother who tries and fails to keep Yondu out of trouble and gets dragged into it instead (also, Yondu keeps calling him “Sparkly” and Martinex will rather bite his tongue off than confess that he gets used to it at some point)

Krugarr and Mainframe absolutely adoring Yondu, much to his chagrin when they coo over him the whole time (he loves it, okay, he just… can’t deal with so much nicety at once)

Charlie taking bets if either Yondu or Aleta will drive Stakar crazy first

Those are all very good reasons to give us a movie solely about Yondu, please and thank you, Marvel.

#yondu udonta #stakar ogord #aleta ogord #mainframe #krugarr #martinex tnaga

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Tess: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.

Kraglin: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.

Tess: Out of anger.

#kraglin obfonteri #tessa udonta #Tesslin

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Tess: Remember when you told me to pick a fight with a cosmic being?

Kraglin: No I said "don't pick a fight with a cosmic being" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and then punched the cosmic being in the face.

#kraglin obfonteri #tessa udonta #Tesslin

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Stakar: giving birth isn’t as painful as getting kicked in the nuts.

Aleta: have you had a baby?

Stakar: no but over the years women say “let’s have another one” but i never hear a man saying “come on hit me in the nuts again”.

Aleta:

Aleta: i can’t even

#stakar ogord #aleta ogord #guardians of the galaxy #ravagers #incorrect quotes

[archangelofzion]

Every writer has two sides:

"I love my characters, they are my children and will protect them with my life"

"I wanna make them suffer so fucking much"

#writers on tumblr #writblr #writeblr #writing #creative writing #writer stuff

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#fanfic writing #fanfiction #ao3

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what people think I look like writing horrible backstories and endless angst on my favorite characters:

what my best friend thinks I look like:

what I really look like:

but also what I look like when someone else does it to my favorite characters:

#writing memes #writeblr #fangirl problems

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probably been done before but i made this!

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all the pictures I see of them look the same, Rooker is usually flipping someone off and looking like he's the boss of everyone, Sean always looks like his suspicious of someone or something, also like he's photobombing, and Rosenbaum always looks like he's lost and high

#Michael rooker #micheal rosenbaum #Sean gunn #actors

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I feel like the tags for Flame and Ash look like the dark and darker Mr Incredible meme

#ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 tags #fanfic writer #guardians of the galaxy #experiment:flame and ash

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#memes #funny memes #dank memes #best memes #tumblr memes #fangirl memes #fangirl problems