hello marauders fans this is for you:
all anyone talks about is all the young dudes and how it’s longer than the bible and IT and what not and yeah that fic slays very hard but you know what we don’t give enough attention to?
choices by @ messermoon on ao3 (idk if they have tumblr or not)
atyd word count: 526,969
choices word count: 624,188
this fic is 56 chapters however it is longer than atyd and this was my introduction to the marauders fandom and also the first long fic i’ve ever read (i’ve read a fic that has more chapters but less words) so probably also the longest fic i’ve ever read
also the emotional destruction i went through when i was reading this like i sobbed straight through the last 3 chapters
so yeah go read both of these fics
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For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards
Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you
The Length of:
ATYD: 526,969 words
Choices: 624,187 words
Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words
The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words
ALSO
50,000 words is about 200 pages
WHICH MEANS
The shortest of those works is
2000 FUCKING PAGES
We all need mental help
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James: Sooo… Did you ever have a relationship? I mean before us?
Regulus: Yes.
James: Was it… serious?
Regulus: I know my family has some kind of history with incest but no, James, I did not date my brother
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you know regulus because of "slytherin boys react..."
i know regulus because "I would do it all again, you know. I would relive every miserable moment of my miserable life just for the chance to be yours."
we are not the same
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Wolfstar Micro Fic - @wolfstarmicrofic prompt: Dogwalker - 421 words
[unknown number]
Hi. Sorry to bother you, Pete gave me your number. I’m looking for a dog walker, he said you might know someone?
Thanks, Remus
hi remus
i’ll ask around, what are the dates?
sirius
This Thursday?
Hopefully for 2 weeks but I’m having an op so might change
I know it’s short notice but everything fell through and I'm running out ideas
sorry, just talking to pete
i’ll do it
You will?
yeah
i work round the corner, i can take him out at lunch
Thank you so much you're a lifesaver
no probs
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Thanks for today
I think Padfoot likes you
good bc I like him too
also
no offence, when pete said knee replacement i was expecting a grandpa
None taken
And no offence, when Pete said dog groomer, I wasn’t expecting so much leather and tattoos
no offence taken ;)
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stick maybe coming home with us
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[attached photo]
You've knackered him out
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I have phsyio this morning
Key is in flowerpot if I'm not back
no worries
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how was it?
An hour of them teaching me how to bend my knee
Like I haven’t been doing that my whole life??
well…
you werent doing a great job of it if they had to replace it
Hilarious.
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He’s waiting for you
He knows your late
sorry padfoot :((
tell him ill be 5 mins x
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okay so slight incident
What happened??
[attached photo]
big fan of muddy puddles
Oh jesus
ill take him back to work and clean him up
You really don't have to
I can bath him
no offence ive seen you hobbling about
you cant wrangle him into a bath
and kneel down to wash him
I can handle it
You’ve done enough already
its fine i had a cancellation
won’t be a full pamper but youll have a squeaky clean pup back at 2
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I dont think Padfoot's ever smelt so good
thats the blueberry pawfume
The what
pawfume
dog perfume
blueberry scented
didn't know that was a thing
next opening i have hes getting the spa treatment
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PT's cleared me for low-impact exercise
Aka get off my arse and start walking more
Oh congrats!
I mean I’ll miss padfoot
But glad ur healing good :)
Well
You can still come with?
Padfoot really likes you
And I like talking to you
I like talking to you too
Or I coud take you out to dinner? As a thank you for everything
I couldn't have coped without you
It’s a date x
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