i actually, like, really enjoy when someone talks down to me
like, im trying to do something and im doing it wrong and some guy comes up to me and is like "aww, you poor dumb thing, you don't know what you're doing, do you?" and then takes over and does the thing for me
or ill be talking and say something thats wrong and get cut off and the guy is like "no, no, that's not right. i knew i shouldn't listen to a little airhead like you. you don't know anything!"
but like, i wanna be talked down to in a cute way. make me feel dumb and stupid and make it seem like the most adorable thing in the whole wide world!! i swear ill keep messing up just so you can make me feel dumb and cute
god just the thought of some guy talking down to me and saying im too dumb to do something or too stupid to know what im talking about, but its okay cuz its cute that i try and he boops me on the nose or gives me a little kiss is getting me sooo drippy. like, yes, you're absolutely right. im a cute, stupid, little airhead who really only knows how to look adorable and take your cock
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100 NSFW Questions Ask Me!
Here’s 100 NSFW questions we’ve come up with. Send in some numbers and you get your answer.
1. First kiss?
2. First time masturbating?
3. First sex toy?
4. First kink tried?
5. First time doing oral?
6. First time having sex?
Turn Ons
7. Biggest turn on?
8. Biggest turn off?
9. Quickest way to get horny?
10. Weirdest thing that ever turned you on?
11. What’s the most attractive part of the body?
12. Top 3 places to be touched?
13. Ultimate fantasy?
14. Do you like the idea of a three or moresome?
15. Do you send nudes? Do you like receiving them?
Preferences
16. How much kissing do you like during sex?
17. Sex or masturbation?
18. Spit or swallow?
19. Cut or uncut dicks?
20. Rough or sensual sex?
21. Oldest person you’d sleep with?
22. Loud or quiet partners?
23. How much foreplay do you like?
24. How much teasing do you like?
25. What is too big for you to take?
26. Do you do hookups or only sleep with a partner?
Location
27. Favourite place to have sex?
28. Would you have sex in public?
29. Last place you had sex?
30. Where would you most like to have sex?
31. Do you like spontaneous sex, or do you need to be in the mood?
32. Could you go through with a hookup at a strangers house?
Kinks
33. What’s your biggest kink?
34. What’s your limit?
35. Are you okay with name calling in bed?
36. Would you do any BDSM?
37. Do you prefer to tie somebody up or be tied up?
38. Favourite type of bondage?
39. Do you like orgasm denial/forced orgasm?
40. Do you like overstimulation?
41. Do you like having pain involved?
42. Do you like biting/being bitten?
43. Have you ever been made to/made somebody beg for it?
44. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?
45. Have any roleplaying preferences?
46. Send a kink with this number. Do you have that kink?
Masturbation
47. Do you own sex toys? How many?
48. Favourite Sex Toy?
49. What do you masturbate to?
50. How often do you masturbate?
51. How often do you use sex toys to masturbate?
52. Do you masturbate with penetration?
53. Do you go for multiple rounds or settle at one or no orgasms?
Oral
54. Do you enjoy giving oral?
55. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral?
56. What makes you orgasm the fastest when receiving oral?
57. Do you have a preferred technique for giving oral?
58. Can you deepthroat?
For people with dicks… (you can answer these when you send an ask)
60. How long and how thick is it?
61. Do you do anal? Top or bottom?
62. Are you circumcised?
63. Do you like your balls being played with?
64. Do you enjoy prostate stimulation? Ever came from it?
65. Where do you like to finish?
For people with vaginas…
66. Do you like playing with your clit?
67. How do you prefer to do it?
68. What’s your breast size?
69. How often do you go braless?
70. Do you finger yourself?
71. How familiar are you with your g-spot?
72. Do you squirt?
Sex
73. Favourite position?
74. How often do you do unprotected sex?
75. How loud are you in bed?
76. Do you enjoy having nipples played with?
77. Do you like/dislike/love/hate cum?
78. How good are you at dirty talk?
79. Do you get sleepy after an orgasm?
Other
80. Do you like wearing/seeing people in lingerie?
81. Do you masturbate or have sex with clothes on?
82. What’s your favourite style of underwear?
83. Are stockings/thigh highs a turn on?
84. Ever had somebody say no to a kink you suggested trying?
85. Do you trim, shave or leave pubic hair untouched? How do you prefer partners?
86. How many orgasms can you have in a day?
87. How many other people know your dick/bra size?
88. What do you wear to bed?
89. Do you eat ass? Do you like having your ass eaten?
90. Try to describe how orgasm feels for you.
91. Have you ever been to a strip club? How was it? If not, would you?
Fun questions!
92. Do you name your genitalia?
93. What would be your stripper name?
94. Any funny sex stories?
95. What food if any would you use during sex?
96. Would you give somebody a sex toy as a gift?
97. What’s the weirdest porn you’ve ever seen?
98. Do you often get horny in public?
99. Ever used something that isn’t made for sex in the bedroom?
100. Have you ever walked in on somebody or been walked in on?
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