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jotunvali02 · 11 months

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See Johnny-boy, it's called a

✨✨FUNICULAR✨✨

It's right next to the stairs, it has NO assassins in it, it brightly SHINES at night so you can't just "miss" it and it opens at 6 a.m, the very hour your husband joined you at the base of these stairs.

now i think of it, Caine really is a son of a bitch for not telling him. Yeah "he's blind", bitch if he lives in Paris he KNOWS there is a funicular here, and someone must have told him at least once "sir, take the funicular instead of these stairs, it will tire you less".

#john wick #john wick chapter 4 #montmartre stairs #funicular #sacre coeur #paris #caine the bitch #john the fucking idiot #who has an unhealthy kink for stairs #sacré coeur

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swugflower · 6 months

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Brucie Wayne gets interviewed and the question who, expect Batman, is his favorite Gotham hero.

After some awkward moments of silence, he blurts out that it’s Spoiler. Since she is the only one from the main active team that isn’t his kid and this way he avoids picking a favorite.

Meanwhile, the group chats explodes into chaos instantly.

#this post was supposed to be about who he thinks is the hottest #but a good chunk of them are still minors and I didn’t want anyone mad at me for a shit post written at 2am #so it turned into favorite #swugs ted talk #batman #bruce wayne #dc #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian al ghul #duke Thomas #and yes I know Team Batman is way bigger but this is about the main bitches #stephanie brown #spoiler

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obamerzslop · 6 months

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Real no edit. I’m glad you people like these, they’re pretty easy to draw.

#the amazing digital circus #tadc fanart #tdac #tadc caine #tdac kinger #caine x kinger #kinger #kinger fanart #kinger x caine #royalteeth #kingleader #the amazing digital circus kinger #the amazing digital circus caine #there is no emojis in mspaint so I had to paste an image of it in and it was so big it expanded my canvas 10 fold #mspaint #I made caine have the no bitches face it’s scaring me

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burritowitch · 1 year

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Okay so i hate that the batkids are rich purely because they dont have those classic siblings experiences. So here is me putting them in those horrible situations.

*the batkids are in a hotel room with only one bathroom*

Jason: DICKHEAD get the fuck out or im gonna piss in your suitcase!

Dick, over the sound of water: I'm taking a SHOWER

Tim: AND? Hurry it up assman, I gotta brush my teeth!

Damian: I hope you all eat shit and die. I've been waiting longer than all of you.

Meanwhile, in the girls room:

Steph, barging into the bathroom: i gotta take my makeup off and brush my teeth. Deal with it.

Babs, in the bathtub: i dont even know why i try to lock the door at this point.

Cass, slipping in to use the sink: making instant mac n cheese. None for you guys.

Steph: bitch.

Cass: whore :)

#batkids #tim drake #stephanie brown #jason todd #batfam #cassandra cain #damian wayne #dick grayson #barbara gordon #both of these have happened to me #also my sis always flushes the toilet while im in the shower to remove any hopes of water pressure i had #cause shes a bitch

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blackbatcass · 5 months

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I’ve said this in tags before but I want to make it known: dick and cass desperately need regular brunches wherein they can get some fucking moral support. It’s called the ‘we understand batman a LITTLE TOO WELL to be healthy’ club

#dick grayson #cassandra cain #batman #batfam #THEY NEED THIS.#people who Know bruce wayne in a way no one else probably ever will.#dick (was raised by him since he was 8) vs cass (Is Exactly Like Him)#anyway they’re the older siblings and i need them to bond so bad #their dynamic could be SO GOOD they had such sweet interactions in the early 2000s #basically they get brunch every tuesday to bitch about their dad

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temperamentalaquarius · 2 months

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I don't wanna be mean, but I feel like...it's not gatekeeping to say that you should read canon before writing a thesis on a character. The amount of times I have read "Bruce, Dick and Alfred don't visit Jason's grave which is why they missed that he was alive" is insane for something that is literally explained in Under the Red Hood. I don't need yet another rendition of "Damian cuts Tim's line everyone ignores it" when that's not what happened in Red Robin. Why does Tim overwhelmingly seem to view Dick as a loser at best and abusive at worse when that's not their canon relationship even a little? Why does Bruce constantly treat Cass like a distant ally instead of his literal mini me of a daughter??? Why do Cass and Duke act like they've never met??? I hate to be cringe and say that I am heavily invested in these characters and when I read about them outside of canon, I want to read about them and not the abomination that the the first 5 facts listed on their wiki and the game of telephone between fic writers that won't engage with the source material and/or a narrative from the perspective of one single brown character makes of them, but I am and I do. If you're going to be in it then be in it but if you genuinely do not like the source material and don't want to read it then what are you even doing???

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #duke thomas #Batman #bitch I might wing #so many tags gross #*slides off iOS notifications for the day*

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ash-eats-film · 22 days

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I will never get over the fact that I stared Bruce Abbott and Jeffrey Combs in the eye and held a short conversation with them. And then when asked about their relationship at a Q&A during the making of ReAnimator, they moved like they were going to make out on stage and the audience (I’m sure FULL of Danbert fans) SCREAMED.

These are two grown men in their 70s and they KNOW.

They know about the ship guys SHUT IT DOWN IT’S GETTING META

Also Jeff swears like a sailor and I love it. Oh and when I got my copy of bride signed, I hadn’t noticed Bruce’s signature had smudged, but JEFF DID when he signed it. He literally walked over to the booth next to him where Bruce was and said “look what you fucked up, fix this for him”

I literally almost cried the way he SMACKED him with it and Bruce just said “I BET IT WAS YOUR FAULT FUCKER”

And then he fixed it and talked with me for a few more minutes about how he loves that they kept in touch after they finished making the movie and would literally go to baseball games together and hang out when they still lived close by THEY’RE TOO MUCH

#the fact that they lean into it #they KNOW #jeffrey combs #bruce abott #danbert #dan cain #im a bitch for herbert west #herbert west #gay #please the way I screamed #these men are in their 70s what is WRONG with me

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drbatsponge · 3 months

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We fucking won.

#the crazy son of a bitch actually did it #i never said anything bad about todd mcfarlane #a belated birthday present to her 😭#cassandra cain #batgirl #dc comics #mcfarlane toys

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louvslina · 11 months

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ethel cain ♡

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glassygaze · 7 months

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reanimator study

#reanimator #herbert west #daniel cain #hp lovecraft #horror #fanart #tw blood #cw blood #as gandalf would say #my god these bitches gay #good for them #illustration #cw eyestrain #tw eyestrain

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mxmidnite · 2 months

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I am slowly going insane

(These are my own personal designs lole)

#yes I know the height chart in the background is fucked up #the amazing digital circus #the amazing digital circus fanart #tadc fanart #fanart #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc #tadc zooble #tadc caine #tadc kinger #tadc gangle #tadc bubble #also yes its in metric you bitches

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devilsskettle · 2 years

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