#but they’re busy making out

[alexxmason]

I like to keep my God close, but the Devil closer

Commissioned @felrija for a sketch for Selena x Russ 🥹❤️ they look so sweet and soft and like total professionals!! Alek’s always such a joy and talent to work with!

alt version under the cut 💕

#‘keep it professional’ 🤪 #but they’re busy making out #problematic favs ❤️ #love love love this so much!! #silly goofy mood #ok to rb #oc: selena b valdez #Selena tag #selena x russell #s x r #x: bell and chain #russell adler #russell adler x bell #call of duty oc #cod bocw #commissions/arts 4 me

[iwoulddieforienzo]

Personally I think percabeth is at its best when Grover is in it. I don’t necessarily mean in a polycule way I just think it’s great when he’s around

#just you and me and me and you just us and our friend Grover :) #he IS a third wheel. however he’s a very appreciated 3rd wheel who is never left out of anything except make out sessions. #he comes on 90% of their dates and would probably come on all of them but he’s Busy :( #and also he exasperatedly tells them that a date should probably include only the people dating. he’s tired of watching them make out okay. #like he’s genuinely happy for them but for the love of PAN. he is RIGHT HERE. #they both smack his ass as they do each others and like to pretend to break up with each other to date him. they flirt with him sometimes. #there are no romantic feelings involved on either side. annabeth and Percy just think they’re hilarious #when they get married they’ll probably end up marrying him too tbh. even just spiritually. he probably lives with them #percabeth #pjo #grover underwood #annabeth chase #Percy Jackson

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 136

 There is a small child floating in the Watchtower. 

They’re visibly not human, a too-big cloak of purple (what shade no one knows, all they can describe about the cloak is purple, nothing else) hanging from them as big Lazarus-green eyes glare down in something of a pout. The child huffs, blowing white hair out of their face despite it shimmering and shifting on its own already. 

How the child, inhuman or not, found their way into the Watchtower- without setting off an alarm no less- is a concern. A very large concern, but it can wait because there is a four-year old (if the child is the equivalent of a human child that is) at oldest staring down at them. 

 “Do you know where the speedsters are?” the child piped up after an awkward stare-down, none of the league members present quite sure what to do in this situation. It was probably around time to call Batman… or they could call Flash instead. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Lil Time-Student Danny: The speedsters keep making Pops sick >:/ #Danny sneaking out to yell at the speedsters: #The JL who have no idea what’s going on #If Danny starts crying they’re gonna panic #How did Danny become a child? #Well there was an explosion and death and he didn’t want to go with Vlad #But staying in the Clocktower for so long has effects #Plus Clockwork had already claimed him as his ghostling #Some days Danny is younger and sometimes he’s his normal 14 years of age #Bonus on if the time medallion in his chest is now visible similar to Clockwork’s clock #He's just a lil baby ghostling whose parent keeps getting Really sick and he's scared #Gonna yell or punch at the people tearing through time and hurtin his dad #Whos gonna stop him #FK is too busy gathering medicine and tea for CW #The remaining observants are hoping Phantom gets stuck somewhere so they don't have to deal with the baby Ancient

[ewwww-what]

You guys don’t get it, they used to be the high 5 heroes. They used to be the high 5 heroes guys. They used to. They used to be starry eyed freshmen. They had to choose each other. They had to have awkward introductions. They had to pick that name together. I’m never okay ever.

#I’m a firm believer in the idea that the rat grinders care about each other as people #not bad kids level obviously. they haven’t had the same experiences that led the bad kids to be so close to one another. #but man. three hours a day in those woods? they’re teenagers. I promise they aren’t all business out there. #like maybe they arent soulmates but they have to be friends to some extent #(I have latched onto the scene of Ivy and Oisin playing beer pong like my life depends on it) #(please it makes me so sad to think about them) #oisin hakinvar #ivy embra #kipperlilly copperkettle #mary ann skuttle #ruben hopclap #lucy frostblade #buddy dawn #fantasy high #d20 #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #the high 5 heroes #the rat grinders #txt post

[4108927]

guided masturbation but the snzfucker is being guided by a very sensitive and sneezing partner that loves to see them squirm

#4tp #they can’t even get out half of the instructions because they’re too busy sneezing #which just makes the snzfucker wetter #snz #snzblr #snz fet #snzfucker #snz kink #snz scenario #snez

[slcepily]

weow

#powerpuff girls #ppg #cartoon network #ppg fanart #idk what else to tag this #powerpuff girls is the first thing i ever remember drawing digitally #i’d just sit down and watch speedpaints constantly and i wanted to make them myself #anyway i’ve been going back and forth on posting this bc they’re not the most original designs ever but Shrug #full disclosure i didn’t watch the Bliss episode and have zero interest in ever doing so #i just wanted to portray her as The Grown Up and i thought her being like a successful business woman would be funny #i originally intended for the others to be adults but after i was finished they strike me as a little younger still #so in my head they’re like 17 maybe #bliss is also based off a redesign i made when that episode first came out #bliss is also based off a redesign i made of her when that episode first came out #i considered using her original appearance but i literally refuse to work with her weird ass bangs

[swordmaid]

i am wide awake thinking about that post canon jb au again when I should be sleeping …!!! such is the nature of the jbrainrot…

#the whole setting is jb hanging out in the rock post war #and tyrion became lord of the westerlands / the rock is his but he’s off doing stuff in kingslanding and jaime is just filling in for him #atm . but after tyrion comes back his original plan WAS he’ll get married to brienne right away and they can move back to tarth or be #travelling hedge knights together or whatever brienne wants to do he’s down for it. but the important thing is that he wants to stay with #her .. so he’s using the time they have together currently to court her bc she deserves that at least !! #so jaime goes off trying to court and woo brienne but she just thinks they’re hanging out bc they got relatively close in the war #so jaime being touchy feely isn’t anything new. jaime making innuendos and being kinda flirty isn’t anything new either #but this time he means it LOL he’s like I want to kiss you SO badly and brienne will be like lol silly jaime (: #I was also thinking they’d help rebuild lannisport just bc it’s a time for healing now and it would be good for the people to get to know #jaime and the lannisters in general bc of how they would just used to sit high above the rock looking down on everyone #but now jaime is like. actively helping and being known and being with the people rather than just being that absent distant lord #also he’s thinking he might as well try and foster some relationship with the commoners to his house bc it’s for tyrion anyway #so he’s off doing that and brienne is tagging along bc she does not want to go home yet #she wants to stay with him and she’s helping out as an excuse to stay a little longer but she doesn’t exactly want to leave him #but how do you tell someone that and ignore the big glaring part that she’s actually in love with him and the fact that they both survived #the war is getting her hopeful???? u want her to admit that?? like a normal person??? no..!! #so she’s just staying and helping out bc a) it’s the sensible thing to do b) so she can bask on the sun that is Jaime Lannister #for like a few more days. weeks. maybe a month bc the weather is soooo bad in the stormlands rn 🙄😳 #anyway jb hanging out! and everything is going well and good but jaime is now getting popular w the people and he’s also looking quite #rugged and handsome post war now that he’s thirty flirty and thriving and he also has a new scar across his lip that makes his #smirks even more ! rogueish … ! and he looks quite nice with the greying hair 👀 so now there’s gossips around him #not to mention he’s single too and I think if you were one of the heroes who helped win the war they’ll forget the kingslaying #man with no honor business so lo and behold brienne eavesdrops a group of ladies bc she’s a chismosa at heart and they’re talking about a #potential marriage for a lord lannister (!!!) and there’s going to be a big tourney held in Kingslanding for it (!!!) #and brienne remembers jaime mentioning the ought to go to Kingslanding in the next few weeks (!!!) and now she’s remembering jaime IS a #lord though not theee lord of the westerlands STILL a lord from one of the seven houses and he’s single and very eligible for marriage rn #and now she’s realising everything is returning back the way it was before the war where society rules matters and she has her own role as #now the evenstar bc rip selwyn and jaime has his own role too and the court is a whole different battlefield #one that she isn’t equipped in and even though she had found some new confidence in herself bc killing a bunch of ice invisible zombies #with your own magic sword will do that for you she doesn’t think (and she’s being objective not negative) she stands a chance in THAT

[galacticnova3]

@onenicebugperday Bit of an unfortunate update, but not without hope.

A week ago as of posting this, Green Bean Casserole had a pretty severe mismolt. I think they fell and got stuck behind their favorite stick in an awkward position after leaving the exuviae. I only found and assisted them the next morning, but by then their exoskeleton had already hardened up. Thankfully all of their limbs are intact and functional, but, well... The situation is far from ideal, as you’ll see.

At first I was pretty worried they wouldn’t make it; they seemed to be struggling to move around due to the deformity, falling when climbing and generally looking wobbly. I moved them to a different terrarium set up for my flat headed snake Absinthe, both because of the softer substrate and the lack of skinks that might be bold and attempt to take advantage of a weakened mantis. I wasn’t even sure if food would be able to pass through their system, and they had no interest in prey at all, which wasn’t a good sign. However, with some adjustments to the layout of the temporary terrarium I moved them to, they did climb and manage to hang from the lid with some effort. GBC seemed like they were a fighter, and the day after the bad molt they accepted and ate a grasshopper, so I decided to see if I could get them to their next molt and hopefully allow them to recover.

They’ve since adapted to their new shape, and I’ve moved them back to their usual terrarium for easier monitoring and better sun access. They’re climbing and hanging without falling, eating well, and drinking water droplets from the screen lid when I water the terrarium. I’d say they’re about as close to thriving as they could be in this situation! Here’s how they’re looking today. Ignore the escapee grasshopper in the background, its jailbreak was short lived…

I do feel a bit mean for making this comparison, but…

There’s a bit of a resemblance, isn’t there?

#rambling #insects #bugs #praying mantis #mantis #carolina mantis #they’re doing much better than they were #I’m confident they’ll make it to the next molt #really my only worry is whether they’ll be able to successfully complete it with the unusual shape they have #just have to wait and see when the time comes #overall I’d say it’s kinda just business as usual for them: eating bugs and hanging out watching the world below #and getting watered by accident sometimes #the worst that’s happened since the mismolt was being aggressively accosted by a Texas ironclad beetle #which is to say it had climbed onto the lid and slowly meandered up to them #and they responded by trying to smack it away only to end up falling themselves #the beetle was of course unfazed and continued on its way before climbing back down on the other side #life for the cow bugs is slow and simple…

[shadowslocked]

“The QSMP doing events and lore feels off given the admin situation especially since we haven’t had an update” and “we likely will not receive updates on what is being worked on behind the scenes and if we do it likely won’t be in depth, we’ll have to wait and see what happens” are two things that can co-exist

#qsmp #qsmp neg #qsmp situation #can’t say I’m personally a fan either #but Quackity did say roleplayers were on hold till things were sorted #I’d rather believe they figured it out with the NPC/admins we’re currently seeing #and that’s why they’re on the server #but we also want really know unless someone with QSMP comes forward #as much as I’d like to know things are going well #Quackity already said he’d put in work to make sure people are paid #a stream repeating that isn’t going to help #and I can’t see him giving more details than that because at a certain point it isn’t our business #if something is going wrong we’ll have to wait till somebody comes forward about it #or in my case wait till somebody posts a link from Twitter

[soullessjack]

throwing out just One more hot dean and jack take while it’s on my brain but I honestly think dean gives jack a little more autonomy than sam and cas do . Maybe.

#heavy on cas bc I feel he’s a bit more … coddling? ? than Sam is ? #sam just kind of leaves jack to himself and vaguely offers support or advice #but Dean is the only one we’ve seen on screen that has a MUTUAL connection w jack #like their entire start and end conversations in Optimism abt needing to stay busy & blaming themselves #they GET each other #cas is just. idk #the argument he had with jack in 14x0…2 I believe .. #like jack is just CONSTANTLY trying to get ppl to understand that he makes his own choices and can handle himself #I cannot stress enough that he hates being treated like a helpless child. #there’s so much situational irony with that lmaooo #anyways #this is like half thought out I fear #I miss my guys #cal.txt #spn #supernatural #jack kline #dean winchester #dean and jack #tfw2.0 #sam winchester #sam and jack #cas #cas and jack #like I do love Sam and cas as dads they’re all his dads . dean is just my favorite im sorry #if I said people don’t like dean as a dad that much bc he doesn’t infantilize jack …… would you brain me with a rock ….. be honest #liek … Idk #I am noticing patterns and I do not like them or the common theme they share #goodnight gang

[merlinemrys]

anyway im obsessed with merwen’s crush era they should’ve kissed more actually 🙄

#shows #bbc merlin #merlin s1 #merwen #gwen #merlin #text #tais toi lys #post 1x04 they’re a little awkward around each other but they’re still friends and then one day merlin kisses her out of the blue and they #and they both stop what they’re doing and giggle and then merlin catches her smiling mouth with his—slower this time—and deepens their kiss #and they continue doing that for a few months because they have an unspoken agreement that they DO like each other but they’re far too busy #to ever become romantically involved and then they get Separate crushes on other people and they don’t kiss anymore but there is always a #fondness in their hearts whenever they see each other; a little secret between them! sometimes (when gwen is queen) they make jokes about it #and arthur’s like ‘merlin what are you prattling on about?’ and merlin grins and kisses gwen’s hand before saying ‘oh nothing much sire. #just flirting with your wife!’ and arthur rolls his eyes while gwen giggles and kisses his cheek before she pushes him away #IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM AHAHAHAHAHA SOOOOOO NORMAL #*

[ubersaw]

i think spearmaster and srs’ relationship is a lot more interesting than people usually make it in fan material… srs was apparently originally ‘repulsed’ (quite literally the word used) by spearmaster, but by the time it’s campaign rolls around, has become so attached they actively worry for it to nsh, being unable to imagine what would happen if it were seriously harmed… test tube baby emotions

#though they did also take the time to teach it basically sign language(?) instead of just giving it the mark and being done with it… much to #think about #i cant describe it well in this post #i just think people make them the Teehee loving slug iterator relatjonship #mostly cuz them + moon n riv are the only ones shown to deeply care for their little critters to my knowledge #bc i think people barely figured out nsh made hunter bc of their ascension screen #or maybe they don’t? idk.. maybe i haven’t seen enough fan content . #but srs has complex emotions for their carrier pigeon #it’s cute #rain world #my favorite slug iterator relationship is srs and spear and pebbles and artificer because they’re SO funny #pebbles and his weird cat who is divinely protected from his wrath. #& suns who wants to have a strict business relationship with their cat but leaves out too many open cans of tuna for it to stab for that #to be the case

[devilsskettle]

i feel like i’ve been WAITING for the other shoe to drop wrt people’s opinions about watcher for this very reason. not that i think the reaction is completely not understandable but the greater the parasocial relationship, the greater the fallout as soon as public opinion shifts. you don’t have a relationship with these people they’re just content creators, chill

#ready to see all the people coming out of the woodwork to say how they’ve never liked watcher/unsolved/etc #and act like it’s ‘cringe’ now that their fanbase feels ‘betrayed’ #it’s great to have a fanbase but parasocial relationships will bite you in the ass every single time #it’s interesting too though because i’ve seen watcher have a LOT of support as they’ve tried to build something separate from buzzfeed #so this is the first time they’re getting real pushback about a decision they’ve made wrt shifting their platform/expanding their brand #so ig we’ll have to see how they react moving forward #but it’s soooo interesting to see how enthusiastically people dump on buzzfeed #AND how many people dump on youtube and how over the years so much of its functionality has been stripped away #how many ads you have to sit through. how much sponsored content there is now. etc #but when they try to do the same thing with youtube that they did with buzzfeed it’s like how dare you not lick their boots #because if you lick their boots and we lick their boots we can watch stuff for free #anyway. #even if you don’t any to say it’s a bad business decision. it’s not like there’s not precedent for it #1) the move away from buzzfeed was successful and 2) what about the dnd shows or whatever #don’t you guys watch those dnd shows that are ‘behind a paywall’ #don’t you guys have netflix hulu disney hbo amazon etc ad nauseum that are actually owned by billion dollar corporations #don’t you guys get on your high horses about supporting independent artists all the time #it’s interesting that people will profess to be such big fans!!! and feel like they’re friends!!!! #but how dare they think their work might be worth paying for #idk. idk. it’s entitlement though #sorry for the rant i’m ALSO not trying to blindly defend a bunch of people i don’t know #but you guys are being soooo fucking annoying about it lol #anyway i’m still waiting to see what their response is going to be from here before jumping to conclusions #also to be fair i am biased to be lenient about decisions made by independent filmmakers vs big studios etc #like everybody freaking out about the ai art used in late night with the devil. who cares honestly #‘they should’ve paid a real artist!!’ idk maybe their budget didn’t cover that #i don’t want it to become the industry norm but at the end of the day i would rather see indie shit getting made then only seeing #the big studios (who don’t have equitable practices anyway!!) making shit #but that’s another conversation. just to be transparent about my viewpoint on this kind of thing #maybe controversial but also can’t we have nuance. for once.

[bugeyedfreaks]

I can’t post the link to it because apparently Tumblr won’t allow me to, but SHEIN started listing some of the PPG stuff from ROMWE, and, first off, I have… had growing issues, to put it mildly, with some of the business practices of these types of sites. I’m just mentioning there’s PPG merch being sold there, but also, I just wanna make it clear that I’m not posting this with the intent of promoting it, just sharing my confusion about some of it (also, I would not villainize anyone if they did buy merch from them, but just… be careful about stuff like this…).

That said, second off, who is in charge of this brand?! Who?! I keep questioning this because I’m just so confused when I see all this merch with SOOO many wildly different art styles of the girls. You’ve got pre-1998 premiere girls, post-1998 premiere girls, post movie girls, reboot girls… what did they do, throw every style guide and asset collection from every era of the brand at these companies and say, “Go nuts?” 🥴 There’s so much weird inconsistency! They even actually used Dream In Style art, too!

Plus, most of the thumbnails for the merchandise use the reboot logo, while most of the actual merch uses the original logo. …like, what is going on?! This strategy is so confusing to me.

#BUT I GUESS we’re at a point where no one cares #it’s all just printing money and I guess that’s all they care about #aaaaaas per usual #and whatever okay I guess thaaaaaaat’s big business 🤷‍♀️ #they ensnare me with merch too I am not immune to their propaganda #SO THEN LIKE OKAY alright if that’s the case #idk I guess it’ll make it print more money but whyyyy a new freaking reboot so soon after your last reboot #‘​stop stop they’re already dead’ I cry with no emotion as they punch more dollars out of the girls

[starbuck]

frankly, i don’t know how you CAN’T take dreams seriously… for years i thought i was an emotionless monster who didn’t truly love anyone until my Pop-pop was dying and i dreamed about him every single night without fail and i have never doubted myself again.

#dreams elucidate my repressed desires and anxieties in extremely important ways #that tell me what i have going on Up There #i’ve had dead people visit me a few times #sometimes they’re just insane and hilarious #idk - i love my dreams and i think they’re important (to me at least) #they’ve helped me make some BIG decisions by laying my opinions out clearly #for instance - i decided i wanted top surgery like eight years ago in a dream #and now i actually have it booked :)) #dreams are serious business and i like to make fun of myself - but i DO take them seriously

[ineffably-ryuu]

Do you think the Corinthian ever accidentally targeted someone with fake eyeballs? Went for his dramatic kill and POP out rolled a pair of glass orbs a la Pirates of the Caribbean style, following him and the poor victim just sitting in silence for a couple minutes before deciding to split and never speak of this again.

#the corinthian sandman #the corinthian #the sandman #the sandman netflix #corinthian sandman #I’m just saying. someone who is blind probably wouldn’t have a much harder time traveling than someone who is drunk if they’re used to it #even without visual aids. especially as they’re probably busy flirting and/or making out with the corinthian #and the corinthian often targeted bars. which aren’t particularly well lit. #so. I mean. #expecting someone very drunk but no they’re just blind and don’t want to pull out their aid in the middle of a make out session #I’m just imagining the corinthian being like oh. well then. and just. awkwardly picking up the eyeballs before putting them in the very #disgruntled victims hand with a pat before getting out of there as quickly as possible #because holy SHIT is that awkward and he is the CORINTHIAN he is not AWKWARD it is ruining his reputation his VIBES #I’m so sorry y’all #Neil Gaiman in particular I’m so sorry #(but also still have so many questions about what went down in that Louisiana with the boogieman)