Peak Bruce Wayne behavior is making the front page of 5-10 different tabloids the night before for something insanely graphic and/or embarrassing and then immediately having to drop into a Watchtower shift with, you guessed it, a man whose literal job revolves around being aware of the news, a man who’s half computer and therefore half internet, a man he’s known since boarding school (and who was probably there last night), a mind reader, several people with enhanced senses who can tell how hungover he is, and his friend’s wife who’s a mental healthcare provider (and is silently judging his coping mechanisms during this meeting)
Eddie Munson would get a tattoo of a nipple to replace what the bats took from him
He’d have an over dramatic memorial service where he talks about all the plans he won’t get to see come to pass because they took his nipple (literally he just wanted to pierce it)
He would constantly bring up how his missing nipple hinders him from being able to help do the dishes (Wayne is amused and watches the ensuing argument where Steve reminds him that Max has two broken arms and still managed to help hand him things to clean. Eddie shuts up and helps after that)
Of all the traumatic parts of his experiences, he says losing his nipple was the worst and everyone’s pretty sure he’s not kidding
If i had a nickel for every time the grown ass adult characters in a rusty quill podcast suddenly forgot they were grown ass adults when someone has a crush, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.