#snzblr

[undercover-horn-blog]

An authority figure who is super annoyed with somebody who has a bad cold. Think... conductor in an orchestra, sports coach... Somebody mean.

They go "What the fuck is wrong with you, [last name]?"

The person's voice is all thick and hoarse. "I have a cold, sir."

"A cold?" Cue the disgusted look.

Everyone feels so, so bad for this person, but they would never speak up. Too scary.

"Swear to god, if you don't stop sniffling right now, I'll stop being so polite."

A while later this authority figure is chewing the sickie out (again) for making some kind of mistake, yelling at them close to their face. They stop abruptly when a weird expression takes hold of sickie's face. There's confusion initially, then the cause becomes evident.

Sickie gets a withering look. "[Last name.] Don't you DARE -"

"heh'CHieWw!"

After that... the most intense eye contact ever. Sickie will either get... his throat ripped out or the most disgruntled "bless you" ever uttered.

#snz #snzblr #snz kink #snz thoughts #snzfic #sicknario #sicknarios #whump #sickfic #whump writing #look... idk what the hell possessed me to write this either okay? #so sorry

[whiskey-tango-matcha]

i come bearing gifts in the form of two phrases:

"we need to go inside, i'm getting sneezy"

"ugh i think this is a culmination of allergies and whatever fucking disgusting illness i have"

#both real things my husband said to me tonight!!!! real life porn!! i am vibrating!!! #i cant with this man. he says the most pornographic shit without even meaning to #snz #snzblr #just....i need to go take a cold shower lmao

[sneezysubbyboi]

Nsfw!!!🥵 snz sesh idea

making a ✨variety pack✨ snz wav for your shy snzfucker partner, then giving them earphones to listen to it while getting them off…

You slowly tease, then soon observe/feel them get visibly more aroused during a certain part… then asking them, “ohh~ you sure liked that~ which sneezes were those?..”

and watch them embarrassingly stutter “t-those stifled ones..” or “the.. ngg.. harsh s-sneezes” all while holding back their moans as you purposefully get them off harder 🥵

and once the wav ends, you reward their admittance and endurance by inducing those specific sneezes just for them in real life, until… 💦

#snzblr #snz #snz kink #sneeze kink #snzario #snzfucker

[kasinunca]

black and white snz art where the only color is the red on the nose is EVERYTHING

#snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snz kink #snz thoughts

[accidentalmistress]

Just for fun/out of curiosity:

There are no right or wrong answers here, I'm just very curious because I never know where the line is with my vanilla writing 😅

#snzblr #snz #snz kink

[hetchiew]

how are you doing? hope your sneezing and coughing aren’t bothering you too much (but would love to hear your adorable sick sounds if you are up for it)

So I’m still coughing and sneezing a bit, and I still have a slight temperature, but I do feel substantially better!🎉

Sure, the cough is painful, and the stuffy nose is annoying, but I promise it’s not too bad anymore; I sound worse than I feel!

Contains: just 3 sneezes, a false start, nose blowing, sniffling, & coughing (nothing special! just a little cold update!)

If I continue improving, I should be completely better in a few days🤞🏻

#answered ask #cold & flu chronicles #my wavs #sneezefucker #sneeze kink #snzblr #sneeze wav #sneezeaudio #coughing #coughing fit #coughing wav

[roguesnezblog]

Judas vibing with Wrathmos lately, but Wrathmos confused by his allergies and suffering during spring.

#snz #sneeze #sneezing #snez #snee #snzblr #sneeze kink #snez kink #snz art

[blushingsneeze]

Here, a little Jason Todd as a treat ✨

#sneeze kink #sneeze #snz #snzblr #snzfucker #sneeze art #snz art

[dampsleeves]

*crawling desperately* Must… give… nose… kisses…

#snzblr #nose kink #snz

[lavsnz]

okay in honor of lesbian visibility week reblog or comment on this post if you’re an 18+ snzbian because i KNOW there are more of us out there & i want to find yall sooo badly so we can interact!!

happy lesbian visibility week you wonderful snzbians i love yall 🧡🤍🩷

#snzbian #i need to find more of us #like pls #snzbians let’s be moots #snzblr #snz #sneeze #snz kink #sneeze kink #snz blog

[kasinunca]

thinking about a nose brushing against a nipple until the ticklish touch leads to a sneeze wowwweeee okay bye

#thinking about it being my nipple obviously #snz #snzblr #sneeze kink #snzfucker #snzfic idea #snz thoughts #if anyone has ever written this please for the love of sneezus send it to me #otherwise I'll have to write it myself

[zensations35]

lovingly dedicated to @nostrildamus

#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT HAS TO BE THERE #hahaha my vanilla friends #i cant help slipping some into vanilla fics #its RELEVANT DAMMIT #snz #snz meme #snzfucker #snzblr #sneme #snz kink

[devilscastle69]

lmao if u saw my first post no u didnt

nooooo obnoxious clicking this time. but like cw warning for gross noseblowing sounds and snz

#snz #snzblr #snz audio #snz wav #sneeze wav

[warmasf]

Not snz but just general whump

The idea of someone literally “waking up with a fever” is so sweet to me. Just imagine whumpee at their partners house, having a slight headache and a weird feeling in their throat, but thinking nothing of it, taking a nap with partner and blaming it on being tired. In a few hours, whumpee wakes up to partner placing a cold flannel to their forehead and whispering their name into their ear.

“Hey, you gotta wake up baby, you’re burning up. Why didn’t you tell me you weren’t feeling good?” In a hushed voice.

Whumpee lets their eyes close as partner feels their cheeks and embrace them again. They feel terrible, but maybe waking up sick was the perfect catalyst for the love and care they so desperately desired.

#whumpcember2023 #fever whump #caretaking #sickness #sickfic #imagine #ficlet #domestic fluff #snz thoughts #snzblr #whump writing #fever

[veersnz]

The night is dark and full of fevers 💀 (or what running a temperature above 39°C for several hours feels like: for all of those who are curious and into it xD)

Your scalp and skin feel overly sensitive ? It's like every sense is heightened and everything is too much, light, sound, everything.

The thirst. You'll feel like drinking every 15 minutes.

Sweat, sweat and more sweat- You'll be drenched by the end of it (I had to change my damn bedsheets 💀)

Your heart will be beating crazy fast and you'll be out of breath from just moving in bed (turns out that anime trope of a character gasping for air while running a fever is actually not too far from reality xD)

Did I mention sweating-

Needless to say your head feels like it might explode with every cough or sneeze

The body aches 💀 they're vile (even my hands hurt wtf xD)

Also something pretty crazy, your skin and body feel like they're on fire but you're still shivering (imagine getting goosebumps while feeling hot all over, it's definitely really weird)

Your stomach won't be very calm either, expect some discomfort

Your decision-making skills and overall brain functions are out of order (I couldn't think straight and had to ask my mom to repeat herself several times to make sure I understood what she meant xD also I cried because I dropped a tissue on the ground and couldn't pick it up 💀)

#12+ hours of complete misery honestly #snzblr #snz kink #sneeze kink #snez kink #snez #snzfucker #snz #illness whump #whump things #whump writing #whump