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inez · 6 months
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saw fall out boy last night and went TRULY BAT SHIT when patrick started playing yule shoot your eye out
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cookinguptales · 1 year
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[GLASS ONION SPOILERS BELOW]
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fitzrove · 4 months
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For the choose violence asks: 9, 16, 19?
9. worst part of canon
KKOG. Conspiracy. Elisabeth Schönbrunn 2022 as a whole (😂😭). Productions that remove Hass or end with a kiss-and-carry in DSF. Productions that remove the Mayerling kiss. Split young and older Elisabeth. Hungarian nationalism (sorry Hungarians I just think it's icky and sus considering the current political situation 😭), mostly when implying Rudolf was a Hungarian nationalist (it's more complicated than that). When actors who clearly don't understand the point of the role are cast as Rudolf...
For TdV: the cuts at the end of Vor dem Schloss. Just remove the best and most central part of the show will you ajjdkdkd... you come into my house and rob me...
16. you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
Broadly in all fandoms - genderbends to make a ship straight (the fuck 😭 there are so many straight ships out there, why is this necessary).
Nurturing Todolf with no implicit ill intentions (I mean I guess I understand it, hurt/comfort is big in all fandoms, but for me it can easily be too much and I'll start getting bored and thinking about them scratching and gnawing at each other AJJDKDH).
Herbfr*d (I mean I think I understand it psychologically since I liked it as a teenager, it's mostly based on fanon anyway, but legit. Y'all need to go to church and start writing todolf fanfic AJDKKDKFKF, at least there they both like it. Though idk if it would be good considering common h*rbfred tropes and the reductiveness/OOCness of how Alfred is written in those fics 😭).
You thought I would mention el*satod and kr*lah here, didn't you 😂😂😂🤣😌 Well, I do understand them, I just don't myself tend to like them.
19. you're mad/ashamed/horrified you actually kind of like...
KKOG (melodically - levay how dare you). Nautilus das Abenteuermusical... there is no excuse...
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catgirljaneway · 5 months
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everytime i see something about tuvix i am filled with inhumane rage ngl
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piratebay · 2 months
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i will be going to the con. as senshi
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"i need to see a man about a dog" shes sooo funny
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ennaih · 5 months
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Not Every Film I Watch In 2024 2. Goodnight Mister Tom (1998)
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neosatsuma · 2 months
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can someone tell me what I was supposed to like about Baby Driver
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15step · 6 months
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what did this fucking sadboy femcel playlist inhabiting loser do to motion picture soundtrack
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ganseyandjane · 11 months
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i've been turning a blind eye to it even though i've been aware of it happening for years but it has almost become way worse yet i don't feel like i've done enough to stop it
#long story short my mom almost joined an em el em#because she lost one of her jobs and we need money and she's tired of trying to apply for another and work#she wants to 'work from home' and because she has friends who SEEM to be making a lot of money from it#she's convinced that it's a good move and she could achieve the same#and its just so frustrating because i'm eating food cooked from overpriced pots those friends sold to us years ago#and i still have empty bottles of essential oils that i'm pretty sure were also sold to us by those same friends#and i've known for years that my parents' friends were shilling these things but i didn't know much about the subject#so i didn't want to 'enlighten' my parents on it (especially my mom who's the one actually buying these things)#i couldn't be bothered and its not like they were actually joining any of them#her telling me about this new business they want to start was what did it for me#i'm glad i kept prying before it was too late because there was too many red flags#however she still seems so unconvinced about why its a bad idea... i'm saving our family's finances but she doesn't seem to believe me#even though i do think she won't go through with it#and i'm just worried#those friends are the reason we were able to migrate here#one of them is my brother's godmother#the other one knew both my parents for years before i was even born#i don't want to say bad things about them but i hate that they're influencing my mom this way#idk if they're directly telling her these things or if she's just looking from the outside#i hope she's not too stubborn to just. believe that i have her best intentions. me. her first born child.#ugh idk maybe i should just talk to my dad since apparently he was still skeptical too#im so saaaaaaaad#idk how to help my family aside from taking extra shifts to cover bills ;___;
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cy-ella · 2 years
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Couldn’t resist doing a quick idea for Dani steals Superboy au.
Don’t know if this is like what you were thinking @ocearnawrites, but have some conspiring Dani & Conner having redesigned his costume, a very-tired, confused, but trying to be supportive Danny, and a far-too-smug Vlad who’s just pleased to have his honorary Phantom broach.
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baylardian-1 · 2 years
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Ok I need to know when Janeway has the “oh shit” moment in terms of her feelings about Chakotay. Like when does she realize she loves him and then things stop being awkward between them?
This is such a great question and quite honestly I love hearing about so many people's different impressions of when this would be. I can't even say that I hold my own opinion as "doctrine" for our AU because I love keeping this moment open and up to interpretation.
Like I love what I'd imagine to be the most instinctive response to this which would probably be Resolutions in which we see Kathryn slowly begin to accept and almost find content in her circumstances of living a rather stagnant, domestic, and mundane life with her First Officer; but to me Resolutions is SO EARLY and so much that happens between them later on in the series I find tends to work against the idea that she'd carry lasting and resonating feelings toward Chakotay at that point in time. If anything, Resolutions works to me as a metaphorical "planting of the seed" where she might briefly humor herself with the idea of settling down with this man, but is quick (Yet pained!) to set it aside once they are rescued from New Earth and resume their formal airs with one another on Voyager.
In talking with Riley (and-to-you-its-just-words) who at least in regards to her Threshold AU content has it that the two develop a relationship breaking certain "parameters" while onboard Voyager and inquiring after her own thoughts on the matter, I thiiiink she said it'd happen around the season four area of time surrounding some pretty pivotal circumstances like Scorpion and Killing Game where the two have been seeing each other be thrown into some life-threatening situations and have to chew on the repercussions of that. That's also around the time that Kathryn forcefully has to give up on the idea that Mark is still in the picture (Which, he is not). In tickling with this idea I fancied the thought of Night in season five, where Chakotay consoles her that she's not alone in her guilt and grief and inevitably she is pulled out of her slump. I could easily see them picking up a relationship around that time. :)
When it comes down to it though, I am QUITE HONESTLY most inclined to believe that this moment happens after she's already lost Chakotay (To Seven) and in that, all chances of getting him back. Because I think she is THAT STUBBORN with herself. So post-Endgame. Like I think it would take her future self telling her she loses Chakotay in more ways than one, and then beginning to experience it herself, followed by her feeling some odd, seemingly unprompted frustrations and projected anger toward him without really knowing why. Like I think she'd have to sit on this for a while. It does not click to her why seeing him and Seven together makes her act and feel the way that she does. I think she'd go so far as to fall into her work so deeply, impulsively accepting promotion and maintaining the busiest and most occupying schedule she can hope to achieve. All to avoid ruminating over her very unprofessional feelings toward her shipmates' relationship. I don't know when exactly it'd hit her, but obviously if we're following book canon this goes so far as to having her never confess her feelings to him EVER (Prior to book events in Full Circle). I think she'd be scared to, for how long it's taken her, I think she'd fear he doesn't love her anymore or never did, 'cause she's a LITTLE oblivious. They are simply the closest of companions after all and she wouldn't want to tamper or break their bond by making things awkward between them.
I think they are simply awkward people at heart. And unfortunately you have a very stubborn, headstrong, and oblivious lady, who unknowingly loves a IMMENSELY patient guy who dotes and fawns over his super crush to such a degree as not to pressure her or scare her away with FEELINGS, so they are basically two rocks who wanna kiss but they are rocks. They'll get there they're just slow. :)
(For future reference for all reading this please feel free to direct Threshold AU asks to @voyagerihardlyknowher! That way me AND Alice can both have access to looking at stuff instead of just me! You can send multiple asks I love sitting on asks for 5000 years. Can be questions about the AU or things you'd maybe like to see us draw; no promises on responsiveness obviously haha.)
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7-oh-ta1 · 4 months
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I hate taiten they made me think about my stupid au again and especially the post-botw pre-totk world where Tenma doesn't hunt down his memories and is still inexplicably drawn to him not even on purpose but he's traveling and boom it happens to be where the Stable Trotters are performing (wanwan combi are in the troupe in this ver of au) or he visits Yuki and Taichi just happens to be visiting at the same time and their lil souls are in love and always looking for each other but Tenma doesn't have any of those memories that Taichi does, just instinct and well i just.
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snekdood · 5 months
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leftism without introspection, recognizing what ideas you've picked up and how they're harmful and then changing, isn't leftism, its just aesthetics.
#you can shout as many slogans as you want until your words align w your actions i dont trust you.#until your actions show you actually have an understanding of the shits i dont trust you.#if you've never thought to yourself 'wow its really fucked up i believed that' and instead devolve into giving a million excuses#or trying to do some weird gymnastics to justify why you still believe it- i dont think you're actually a leftist then.#hell this is just a way to detect abusive ppl in general- if you NEVER EVER think of yourself as being the perpetrator of abuse of#some form in the past and only ever try to paint yourself as a victim in every situation i dont trust you FOR SHIT#NO WAY IN HELL you've never done shit wrong. dont pretend you're some inhuman godly being who never does wrong uwu fuck you#thats impossible and you fucking know it so knock it the fuck off and grow the fuck up and own up to your shit already asshole.#at the very least plenty a yall were bullies. but as we've seen yall only try to make excuses for why you were rather than actually#grieving the loss of the 'good perfect innocent never-does-wrong kid' you thought you were. no one is like that. not a single person.#the only way some of yall can keep going on acting all high and mighty and holier than thou is bc you've not only convinced others#but more importantly convinced yourself that you've never actually hurt anyone ever. thats the ONLY reason some of yall#act like you're so above it all and the perfect leftist. THE ONLY fuckin reason. self reflect bc ik for a damn fact you are not the perfect#person you feel the need to tell yourself you are my good lil bitch.#if i ask you 'how many times have you apologized to someone directly or mentally' and you say 'never' i dont believe you're a good person.#i will remain unconvinced forever. good people recognize their faults and try to be better. not pretend like theyve never done wrong.#pretending you're a good person will never make you a good person you fucker.
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buckyalpine · 5 months
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40s Sergeant Barnes with a nurse and a Sergeant kink (and breeding and house wife kink, virginity loss). This was supposed to be a pure smutty drabble but then I got in my feelings and added some fluff and angst but I promise Bucky is still a dirty, nasty little fuck in this. Just with a sweeter ending. The one he deserves.
Listen just imagine what a cute, sexy menace Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes would be just waking up from an injury when his eyes flutter open to the pretty nurse he’s been eyeing from the day he started. You’re not a shy, dainty little thing, nope. Not at all.
You bark out orders like a drill Sergeant and one glare from you is all it takes to get everyone in line and on task without a second thought. Even his superiors are scared of you, biting their tongue when you stitch them up and send them on their way before running off to your next patient.
Bucky was in love.
“Well aren’t you a sight for sore eyes” he rasps, throwing you a charming smirk while you roll your eyes in response, shaking your head. "How'd I get so lucky, got a my little angel tendin' to me"
“I see your injury hasn’t stopped hurt that mouth of yours Sergeant" You quirk an eyebrow while he playfully huffs as you change the dressing covering a gash on his abdomen. You swab the area clean and he doesn't flinch even though you know it must burn like hell, his muscles tensed while he continues to watch you with heart eyes. "Now you know I'm not your little angel, I got 20 other men to fix up, you better be out of this bed as soon as you're all healed up"
“C’mon sugar, you're breakin' my heart" Bucky gives you a little pout with those perfect lips and you catch the twinkle in his eye as he looks over your form with complete admiration. He loved your sassy, take no shit attitude and it's taking everything in him to calm himself down so he doesn't get a hard on right there in front of you.
"You'd tell that to a cat with three legs if it was in a nurses outfit" You try your best to not give into his flirty comments and puppy eyes, knowing damn well he's a heart breaker but he makes it so difficult when he continues to woo you with his boyish charm.
He can't help but chase after you; catching the way your eyes always dart around with anxiety when his group returns from an operation, relief flooding them when you finally spot him. He loves your indifferent attitude, patting him down to make sure he's uninjured but your furrowed brows and the tiny pout on your lips give away that you're worried.
How can he just let you go. Every time you check over him, he needs you closer.
So much closer.
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"Ms. y/l/n, Sergeant Barnes is requesting you in his tent, he says it's urgent"
You shake your head looking over at the time, quietly making your way over to the tent he's stationed at, thankful that a number of troops were sleeping so you wouldn't be seen as you quickly slip inside.
“And what hurts now” you sass with your hands on your hips seeing the soldier in perfect health, doing your best to assess him without letting him know.
"Always checkin' over me" Bucky chuckles, seeing what you're doing; his words making your cheeks heat up, "Knew you cared about me sugar"
"Well what am I doin' here" You give him an unconvincing huff, struggling to keep your voice steady, refusing to meet his eyes, keeping your gaze on his silver dog tags instead. It doesn't help that he's handsome as hell with a light dusting of scruff covering his cheeks. Bucky's never seen you flustered before and it evokes something in him, all the blood in his body rushing south seeing your fingers twitch.
All he wanted to do was kiss you but now-
“Help your Sergeant out doll” He whispers, taking another step forward till his chest brushes against yours, his hand coming to tilt your chin up, "Will you?"
You gasp feeling his hardness press against your thigh, your heart fluttering wildly as his thumb traces your lips, any semblance of control you had slipping away feeling the warmth of his skin.
“Y-yes Sergeant Barnes”
His lips press against yours, soft and sweet, a stark contrast to the way his body was screaming for him to pick you up and toss you onto his cot.
"Sweet like sugar" He lets his hands fall to your waist, pulling you flush against his body while your arms drape on top of his shoulders. You stand on your toes chasing more of his lips and he chuckles at the needy whine you let out when he pulls away for air.
Now let's say your first night together was actually quite tame. He kisses you again and you swoon when he repeatedly checks in with you before going any further. His hand slips under your skirt, letting his fingers toy with places no on else has touched. With each night, he needs you more and more until he can't hold off any longer and neither can you.
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You sneak into his tent and this time he doesn't hesitate to undress you completely, not when he needs you bare with nothing separating you both. You feel your heart race as he lies on top of you, draping a thin sheet over himself when you shiver at the chill night air. You feel his body heat instantly warm you up, his heavy cock resting between your soaked folds.
"Are you sure, sugar?" He asks, his hand cupping your cheek and stroking your skin.
"Please Sergeant" You whisper and the way you say his title makes his cock twitch. There's something so different about you when you're in his bed, a sweet little bunny giving herself to him completely. It drives him feral with a need to make you feel good, make you cry for his cock and his cock only, to keep you nice and full of him.
You don't look twice at anyone else and here you are completely naked in his tent with your tight little virgin cunt, your legs spread open so he can put his dick in you; there was no way he was ever going to let you go.
"You tell me if it's too much, alright?" His lips tickle your neck as kisses your skin while rubbing his heavy cock through your folds, coating it in your slick, "Breathe for me"
He slips his tags into your mouth as he starts to press in, the initial sting making you bite down hard onto the metal feeling a mix of pleasure and pain. You whine at the way he stretches you open, your thighs squeezing around his waist, nails digging into his shoulders.
"Shhh, that's it love, doin' so good for me so good for your Sergeant, look how you're takin' all of me baby" He looks down to where you're both connected as he continues to slowly push himself in till hes fully sheathed inside you. He gives you time to adjust, slipping his tags out of your lips and letting his tongue lace with yours instead, his balls already throbbing with how tightly you were squeezing his cock.
"Please-Sergeant" your heels press into his ass desperate for him to move, gasping when he starts to slowly roll his hips, barely pulling out.
"I got you love-don't worry" Bucky moves as slowly as he could not wanting to hurt you, taking just as much care of you as you had with him countless of times.
But he can only keep up at that pace for so long. Your muffled whines and moans don't help the way his mind is already spiraling. His pretty little nurse all spread out just for him, taking his raw, bare cock in her soaking pussy, squeezing him so tight, he was only a few strokes from cumming.
If it were up to him he would've proposed on the spot, thinking about making love to you on your wedding night, seeing you all shy and sweet wrapped up in soft white lace. If you were his wife, he'd take you apart every which way, not giving a fuck about traditions, taking you right on the dining room table.
You'd be the prettiest little thing for him to come home to, such a good wife all dirty just for her husband. Only he'd know the way your mouth would slobber all over his cock like your life depended on it. The way you'd moan at the taste of his cum. Bucky's eyes rolled back at the thought of you with nothing but some heels and a string of pearls he'd put around your neck while he stuffed you with cum and emptied his balls in you.
"S-Sergeant-I-oh god" You whimpered feeling his cock grow harder, your pussy pulling him right back in, feeling the coil low in your belly pull tighter and tighter as he hit that spot.
Meanwhile Bucky's jaw clenched as he felt his balls pull tight to his body, the tip leaking steadily in your pussy. His mind spiraled into places he didn't think would exist before he met you, rogue thoughts he only entertained when he had his dick in his hand. The harder he fucked you the more he thought about how gorgeous you'd look with a swollen belly.
Fuck, imagine if he got you pregnant right then and there. That nurses uniform would no longer fit you. Everyone would know he knocked you up, your perfectly round tummy carrying Sergeant James Barnes' baby, breasts heavy with milk, God, he wasn't going to last-
“Gonna let your Sergeant pump you full of cum?” He pants, letting his hands grip onto your hips like his life depends on it, the wiry hair at the base of his cock rubbing against your clit.
“Yes!!” You sob, biting down onto his shoulder to keep your cries down while he continues to fuck you into oblivion. You don't understand how such filth can spew from that pink, pouty little mouth of his. "Please-please-need-youI-I'm gonna-"
"M'yours sweet girl, m'all yours, go on, cum for me love, cum on my cock, it's all yours" He gazed into your eyes, cooing at your parted lips and sweat slicked skin. It didn't take long for you to shatter around him his lips smashing against yours to swallow your moans.
"Want your cum Sergeant" You beg , desperate to have him claim you from the inside.
"Oh fuck baby, y-you can't say that, m-gonna, oh fuckkk" Your words throw Bucky right off the edge as he lets out a deep groan stilling his hips and shooting endless ropes of his spend into you. You both lay in comfortable silence, your fingers playing with his hair; his usual kempt brown locks now disheveled .
“Y’know m’gonna marry you” his scruffy cheek nuzzles into your neck as he continues to stay deep inside you as his cock softens, “after all this is over. Gonna put a ring on that finger”
His words send a different wave of emotions over you, feeling more safe than ever, clinging onto him as tightly as possible. You let a whimper slip out and he pulls away from your neck with an expression of concern.
“What is it love” Bucky coos, wiping away the tears that slip you, stroking your cheek while you bite back a sniffle.
“Do you mean it? After this is all over?” You weren't sure what Bucky would want-there was still a war going on. Anything could happen. Perhaps this was just to keep his bed warm. Something to keep him calm, you were just someone to-
"Of course sugar" Bucky presses a firm kiss to your forehead, silencing the thoughts that tried to run wild. "You're mine"
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And of course he gets his happy ending. Because when it's all over, he gets the ring for the girl he loves. He's on one knee, proposing to you with the sweetest words. He treats you like a princess on your wedding night, making love all night long until the sun is up.
There isn't a surface in the house he's left untouched. Nothing makes him more feral than moaning for his pretty wife, constantly taking her hand and wrapping it around his cock, watching that diamond glint with each stroke.
It doesn't take long for you to feel a little squeamish, knowing all the tell tale signs.
The day you tell him he's going to be a dad is one of the happiest days of his life. There isn't a single night that goes by where he isn't nuzzling his face into your tummy, talking to your little one.
Everything was perfecttt.
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meggannn · 4 months
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missed opportunity in bg3 to have orin transform as you and just be there when you arrive back at camp chilling with the companions you didn’t take that day, and you have a “prove who’s the real you” scene where you have to roll to convince those not in your present team that you are who you say you are. you can more easily convince them if they like you. love interest would believe you automatically. if they aren’t swayed then you have to fight: orin!you and unconvinced companions vs your team that was already with you. yenna would join orin’s side if you were mean to her. withers would just fuckin stand there as always. it would piss players off but be so interesting
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