#but someone EXPLAIN!!! AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!!!

[diazsdimples]

Bucktommy rwrb au?

Do not shoot me but I haven't seen or read rwrb 🫣 so I'm coming up with this purely based off Vibes™️

Thomas Kinard is the son of the President of the United States of America, and a complete failure in the eyes of his father. He is sent to the United Kingdom to be the USA's representative at the wedding of Princess Madeline Buckley, mostly so his father can get him out of his hair for a while.

The day before the wedding, Tommy meets Prince Evan Buckley, the disgraced youngest son of the King and Queen. Tommy's first introduction with the young Prince does not go well, as he views Evan to be quite pretentious and naive. He tasks his bodyguard, Eddie Diaz, with finding out as much about the Buckley family as possible.

Before Eddie can report back, Tommy and Evan find themselves alone in the library together. Evan seems far less uptight now that's he's not around his parents, and eagerly asks Tommy about the United States. His enthusiasm is adorable and Tommy finds himself softening towards the young Prince.

Tommy and Evan find one another at the wedding and end up hooking up in an empty room. Someone photographs them exiting the room, disheveled and clearly post-fuck, and its in the papers the next morning. Tommy's father calls in a fury, telling his son to fix it before he comes home. Tommy find a distraught Evan, who's parents have threatened to disown him, and tries to calm him down. Eddie has explained the Buckley family sceret to Tommy so he understands Evan's fear. He suggests they put on a front as partners so Evan can come to the USA and escape his parents.

Tommy and Evan make a public announcement a day later, announcing their "relationship" to the world. Evan comes back to the USA with Tommy and Tommy begins to show Evan around the country, watching as Evan finds his freedom. They continue to fake date, just for appearances initially, but as their friendship grows, Tommy realises he's falling for the guy. He finally works up the courage and asks Evan out when they're on top of the Empire State Building in New York City.

Send me a ship and an AU and I'll tell you 5 things that happens!!

#james answers things #james writes #bucktommy au #rwrb au #911 au #911 abc #bucktommy #ask game #au ask game

[slutdge]

yall remember that time someone got SO WORKED UP in my anons cause my sludge metal playlist was too "american-centric" and i had to gently explain that the country a genre is invented and founded in (especially an underground genre) is gonna have the highest concentration of bands from that genre and I wasn't spotlighting american sludge on purpose its just that.... yeah my sludge recs are gonna be a lot of american bands. cause america is the country with the highest concentration of sludge bands. cause thats where it originates from. am i crazy or should that be like common sense. american-centricism is a problem with a lot of things no doubt and i hate it too but like this one feels like its not american centricism its just... how music works...

#im still sick and delirious i hope this made sense #im gonna go scarf down some pizza now #i havent had a drink in 2 days so you can imagine the agony im in

[fanficfish]

explaining Hetalia character badly: highschool edition

Honestly this is prob just gonna be "if Hetlaia was MHA" but bigger and mixed with some American archtypes lol....just imagine they're in some weird highschool anime!

this is the same format as my Family Reunion explaining post. i'm just make this a tag.

again- ALL HEADCANON CRACK! FOR FUN! :D

also not affiliated with W Academy!

Germany: Class Prez. Who you watched struggle with the milk carton from the cafeteria. And the vending machine dispenser.

N. Italy: The class idiot. Every good class has one, you don't know how they're here but OH GOSH WHEN DID HE LEARN TO USE A SCYTHE LIKE THAT-

S. Italy: The one in the back of the class that gets surprisingly decent grades but also has a potty mouth. You know who I'm talking about.

America: Thinks he's the main character.

Canada: Knows he's not the main character.

Estonia: Is the main character and doesn't realize it until he realizes he's in a love triangle, keeps adopting random animals off the street, has an archnemesis that actively tries to murder him, and somehow survives things he definitely shouldn't have survived.

Lithuania: The one with the highest GPA but everyone thought he was a delinquent.

Latvia: The one with the second-highest GPA that everyone knows is a delinquent. Mostly because he was selling test answers out of the janitor's closet.

Russia: The school bully every good school has.

Belarus: The popular girl every school has that can't decide if she likes the "main character" or not.

China: The guy that acts like he's actually 70 and not 17.

Japan: The quiet kid that knows everyone's dark secrets.

France: Of course he's the obligatory French dude in the Japanese anime. Actually what's up with that? Seriously, all the big amines have either a French guy or a super short person (the best ones have both)....

Lichenstein: She's the short one.

Switzerland: Aaaaaand there's the one in the corrner of the cafeteria scheming how to make the most out of the Job Fair.

Austria: That one weird kid that's got a full ride to Juliard and is the reason why your underfunded school has a MUSIC ROOM, HUH-

England: The guy that somehow got himself class monitor, and does a mostly decent job. Unless you ask him about That Clique.

The Clique: aka, the jocks who miiiight also bully the class monitor by flaunting popularity points a little. Just a little. -Denmark: Clique ringleader, acts friendly with everyone so he's popular but you KNOW you're not getting in on the real action unless he invites you to one of his legendary house parties.

-Norway: Clique leader's second in command who's some introvert the clique leader got attached to. Y'know, as extroverts are required to do. Usually has his face in his phone.

-Finland: Popular on his own, the one person in the clique who doesn't understand that in a clique you generally don't socialize outside the clique. Is the reason the main character gets character development through a house party halfway through the series.

-Sweden: That one jock in the group who looks like a jock, talks like a jock, sometimes acts like a jock, but has the highest GPA out of all of the jocks. He's the one that knows Genovia's official fruit but not the name of the fictional kingdom, if you've seen the meme.

-Iceland: Someone's brother who got absorbed into the clique.

Hungary: The girl campaigning that everyone should do the same kind of pushups, that girls can compete with guys and making presentations on the gender gaps in atheltics. Ofc she's the jock that falls in love with the nerd (Austria).

Ukraine: Bakes everyone treats

Netherlands: Bakes everyone treats but makes everyone pay for them

Luxenberg: Your obligatory rich kid., riding to school in Gucci glasses, a Mercedez-Benz, and a jacket with a high-end brand splashed across the pocket. Also has the latest iPhone.

Belgium: Student council rep, joined fifty clubs.

Greece: He shows up, but usually late, with Starbucks, and sleeps through class.

Romania: He shows up every other day, and bribes the class monitor to mark him present. Does show up for Halloween though.

Bulgaria: You show up?

Spain: Complains about the cafeteria food to anyone who will listen.

Australia: Resident jock #1

Cameron: Resident jock #2

Cuba: Resident jock #3

Portugal: Don't mind him he's in a goth phase. The skulls lining his locker will pass. Probably.

Seychelles: The one that secretly brought all the girls flowers from the fundraiser during Valentine's Week despite not knowing what the fundraiser was for.

Poland: The one on the student council who is the reason everyone is wearing couple outfits for School Spirit Week and the theatre club is doing Legally Blonde.

India: The guy who everyone asks to copy his homework because he sure isn't the most popular but damn does he actually know what's going on.

Turkey: The guy that tried to punch a guy, got punched, then turned around and punched the other guy's bullies. Basically he's That Kid That Got Detention For Trying To Be Helpful, though he did start the fight sooooooo

Egypt: Recorded the fight. For historic purposes of course.

idk i ran out of ideas i'm gonna sleep and fix this if i remember who i was gonna put where lol

#hetalia #hetalia headcanons #hetalia hc #aph #hws #hetalia world stars #explaining badly

[troglobite]

okay i finished kinnporsche now who tf is going to explain all of that to me lol

#no literally like obviously fuck gun and korn is..........proooobably not the worst #but someone EXPLAIN!!! AMERICA EXPLAIN!!!!! #also tf how are they gonna cast porsche's mom and SHE DOESN'T GET A SINGLE LINE???? #BRO HER MEMORY'S BROKEN NOT HER FUCKING WORD CENTER AND MOUTH #LIKE GOOD GOD WILL SHE SAY ANYTHING?! #ALSO IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND SHE'S STILL LIKE ??? ABOUT HAVING KIDS??? BRO DOES HER WORKING MEMORY NOT WORK OR WHAT?! EXPLAIN!!!!! #also okay for real like whose version was truer? gun's or korn's? #also WHO SHOT HIS FUCKING DAD?! WHO KILLED WHATSHISFACE WHOSE NAME I CAN'T REMEMBER RN?! #also like....okay so it's not Weird bc they're not blood related #but also DID THE GRANDAD KILL THE MOM'S WHOLE FAMILY!? WAS THAT TRUE?! IF SO WHY?! #for real though why is this family just like welp gotta #murder a bunch of people and then adopt their kids!!!! #bro i am TRYING to understand but boy oh boy gimme another episode man that was A LOT #also i feel like we didn't see ENOUGH of vegaspete for me to fully believe it #or at least i believe it on vegas's side but not pete's just yet #like i'm not buying it #he certainly reacted normally throughout but then had like no contact and suddenly is like no i love him???? bro c'mon #kinn and porsche though i'm on board with i get it #but don't get me started onchay and kim FUUUUUUCK RIIIIIIGHT OFFFFFFF I DON'T CARE!!!!! #kinn's friends? adorable. tahnkhun? best boy best brother. #everyone else can eat an ass which is fine bc they'd probably like it since EVERYONE IS GAY IN THIS SHOW??? EXCEPT THE PARENTS???? I GUESS? #no seriously explain the whole parents situation to me and why and how we're supposed to believe korn THIS time? #oh no wait hang on biggest thing WHY THE FUCK DID HE FAKE HIS OWN GODDAMN DEATH?! #LIKE WHAT WAS THE IMPETUS FOR THAT BRO?! HOW WAS THAT CENTRAL TO ANY PLAN?! I DON'T GET IT!!!!

[sylvies-kablooie]

when sylvie rolls up to a branched timeline during the year 1982 in the middle of oklahoma in a random field, i am torn between the emotional potency of her experiencing a timeline that was destined to be destroyed like her own was, and how fucking weird it must have been for jack, the mcdonalds employee whose only priority is to graduate high school, to have encountered this feral creature rolling up straight from the end of all time. she's still in her battle armor and has open gashes on her face and she's asking for something that isn't a squirrel, possum or a rat, please. he adjusts his tie with a smile and says "okay!" when the woman with a machete asks to try everything. absolute king. customer service is just like that sometimes.

#you guys don't get it it's such a rare event for someone with a british accent to roll up in america #he must have been shocked by that alone #but he seems so unbothered #this random lady doesnt even know how to order food so he just explains to her what they sell there #because you WILL encounter people like that when u interact with customers #and you are also like 17 and only really care about homecoming #anyway jack ur a king i'm glad u got to live in that branched timeline while u did #loki #loki series #loki show #loki tv show #loki tv #sylvie #sylvie laufeydottir #loki s2 #juni analysis

[likesummerrainn]

ROH Death Before Dishonor | 07.21.23

#ROH #rohedit #Katsuyori Shibata #roh death before dishonor 2023 #my gifs #Marie #he is so handsome. and so scary. and so so so so handsome. i love him <333 #also someone please tell me why like. the 'HD' quality videos still look like shit. what's that about. hmm. america explain

[stardustxreverie]

What the hell happened here?

#at first i thought thus was a media i didnt know #but what the fuck do you mean 911 spoilers #like #911 spoilers #???? #that tag is certainly #unhinged behavior #but who is #colin bridgerton #? #why is shipped with #penelope featherington #why is it #colin x penelope #and why does tumblr think this is unhinged behavior? #god help and forgive me #i am too tired for this #i am confusion #can someone please explain? #and i almost forgot #lord debling #who is #why is #i am so confusion #what do you mean this is are-kan-sawh and not are-can's-ass? #america explain

[homeless202]

how does this plus this

equal this:

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#I AM CONFUSION #AMERICA EXPLAIN #(<- vine reference) #but legit someone explain the logistics of his genetics to me i'm shooketh #fr tho #no home #no home manhwa #집이 없어 #webtoon #eunyung baek #meme #WAIT MAYBE HE'S A DEMIGOD LIKE PERCY JACKSON AND HIS MOM HAD AN AFFAIR WITH APHRODITE #THERE'S NO OTHER POSSIBLE EXPLANATION WHICH WOULD MAKE SENSE EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE!!!

[vexx-the-egg]

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#genuin question and im really sorry if i sound dumb #but where did the Laios was being racist to Toshiro thing come from? #i dont think i can read it that way #its an intesting thought for sure but it felt like it was more a show of oblivious boundary crossing then racism #laios didnt know anything about toshiros culture and tbh was treating toshiro as if he was any other close freind #and toshiro wasnt complaining about laios calling him slurs or making stereotypes of him #he was complaining about him being to forward and not reading the room #im japanese. im a minority who has lived in America my whole life so ive experienced a lot of micro aggression #including ones like- having someone call me annoying or a push over because i was 'Too polite' bec they didnt understand what a soft No was #but thats not whats happening here? #laios isnt talking down to shiro for his more reserved demeaner #laios was man bec toshiro didnt explain it better yeah but only because he thought they were genuinely good freinds #not bec he thought toshiros culture was bad #idk maybe im missing something?

[lu-inlondon]

Hey quick question:

What happened in the stucky fandom and why are we hating on marvel now?

#i stopped watching marvel stuff years ago #i just follow the stucky tag because I can’t let go of them #someone pls explain i tried looking it up but marvel productions are spawning left and right #what’s this about that they’re back on their homophobic bullshit #stucky #Steve rogers #Bucky barns #Captain America #winter soldier #Steve x Bucky

[chloeseyeliner]

scrolling through the phineas and ferb tag at 3 a.m. i came to the (random) realisation that when i was a kid, i treated almost every cartoon like a "podcast"??

like, even if i didn't do something at the same time, like play with toys or make a puzzle or draw (like many kids do, of course), i just listened. without watching. like, i remember just listening most of the times. i don't know if it was because of my myopia and my (annoying to my today self) resistance to wearing my glasses all the time to help myself (a BIG mistake), but i did.

anyway. random late night thoughts. maybe that's what most people used to do and i am going to be extremely embarrassed about sharing this, lol.

haha.

#maria's random thoughts #maybe this explains why every time someone asks me 'did you watch (that) when you were little?' my answer is positive 56% of the time #because i didn't watch it watch it so yeah #also #because i don't live in america #most of the episodes of these cartoons i have watched or listened to were the same over and over again lol

[redhoodie1723]

Captain America: Civil War (2016): The Good Ending

ref:

#i got lazy on this one #but still wanted to share #steve rogers #tony stark #peter parker #captain america #iron man #spider man #marvel #mcu #reds art tag #unpopular opinion? i was team iron man #begging someone to send me an ask to explain my feelings abt this

[staying-elive]

So I saw this list from the Hollywood Reporter listing the most watched Marvel shows by minutes...

And now I'm wondering how many times I'd need to have TFATWS playing on loop in order to bump it up at least to number two. 😆

(I thought WV was okaaay although last couple eps were a mess. But I really disliked the Loki show - completely jumped the shark imo and essentially destroyed the stakes of the universe past and future with it's ridiculous TVA but whatever)

So what do I have to do to bump up Captain Sam people? 😆😅

#tfatws #disney plus #sam wilson #captain america sam wilson #anti loki series #i guess #just putting that in case people liked it and filter #mcu phase 4 #i really don't understand how loki is number 1 #someone needs to explain what they liked about it #staying-elive

[coffeebanana]

Arguably the best part about being Canadian is having grown up with a miniature house hippo.

#canadian house hippo #oh my bad it’s the NORTH AMERICAN house hippo #found in Canada and the Eastern United States LMAO #don’t believe everything you see on tv LOL #it’s funny because I forget not everyone grew up with that infomercial #though I daresay America could very much use it #and being the designated canadian in my online friend groups is entertaining when someone is casually like please explain this #and then it’s a tiktok about the canadian house hippo #like LOL yeah I have one you DONT? /j

[faeriecap]

so i’m sitting here thinking about samriley and how despite being a foil for steve’s relationship with bucky (which walker and lemar are as well + for bucky and sam’s relationship now that he’s cap) it never comes up in fatws??? which seems weird bc the show’s main focus was to introduce more of sam’s backstory and explore his character/experiences right? but then i remember one of you telling me on my barnes sibling post that the creators didn’t even. watch catws. like at all!

OF COURSE THEY DONT EVEN KNOW RILEY EXISTS??? but like what the literal hell????? WHY WOULDNT THEY WATCH THE MCU SOURCE MATERIAL FOR THEIR CHARACTERS? how can someone be so talented and fail so hard at the same time like i genuinely just don’t get it???? what are they even DOING at marvel studios rn i-

#idk maybe someone can give me a source again bc if it’s not true then it doesn’t explain anything #but if it is true i would just like to talk because wtf #i speak #steeb #bucket #sammich #marvel #captain america #anti mcu #steve rogers #mcu #catws #captain america the winter soldier #fatws #the falcon and the winter soldier #falcon and the winter soldier #sam wilson #samriley #riley #bucky barnes #james buchanan barnes

[sereniv]

fb suspended my account temporarily for hate speech bc i told someone, who was mad about the phrase "you are on stolen land" asking why does it need to be said and then proceeded to say that people on the rez can just leave "no ones holding them there", that "this is why. bc of ignorant white ppl like you"

like even beyond the bullshit, its relevant to the conversation! his whiteness played a roll in his ignorance!

i appealed and fb allowed my comment back up

but then suspended me?

like yeah suspend me but not the actual racist person 🙄

#like i explained nicely in the beginning but he just kept at it #and this was someone on a friends post. #and then i try and warn ppl of the stupid shirt selling bots in a yaqui group #and thats when im restricted #bc i commented multiple times maybe replying to multiple ppl?? or maybe just the other thing #ao now i have to wait 24 hours #like i can see ppl already about to buy those shirts ughh #these groups need to be closed and have some sort of requirement to join like some sentence to show youre a human #bc all the groups im in have these bots and the older ppl fall for it #thinking they are supporting fellow yoemem #only reason why i go on fb is familial connections and reconnecting #otherwise i would delete my account rn #cant even figure out how to contact fb they make it impossible to figure out and ofc they do lol #also he was being racist like discreetly i guess #'how am i supposed to know what im saying is wrong if no one tells me' we are #'its not my fault land was stolen' 'all americans are native to America' 'all land is stolen' #like BRO ur ugly go away #his name was garrett