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#me about that old man

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#someone please stop her i cant take this anymore #my posts #🧊

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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Samantha Jones from Sex and the City finally broke and brutally killed all her friends.

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How Tumblr live should’ve been

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god put armpits within sniffing distance of suckable tits because she loves us freaks

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why are conspiracy nutjobs so against pasteurized milk its literally just heating the milk up to kill bacteria like its not adding chemicals or anything its literally just heat why do these people want to get sick and die so badly

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give me your most controversial music opinion

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sorry to vent but lol. lmao.

#i dont wanna see my mom cause i know shes mad at me #but she said today is the last day before shes gonna call the cops on me for a ''mental health crisis'' #cause yknow i. just so crazy for not wanting to see the people that are physically violent towards me every time i see them #yeah. im the crazy one. #so im hungover as fuck and i havent slept all night but i have to see her otherwise shes gonna call the cops and that will be worse #i shouldnt have to choose the lesser of two evils. i should just be allowed to live without being terrorized. #i wish i was fucking dead i just wanna sleep forever i shouldn't be expected to deal with behavior like this #i wanna sleep forever

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#wisp jumpscare

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But muh seasoinigszz !!11!!1 learn to fucking cook you absolute tard.

lol you dont season your food and got pissy enough to call me a retard cause i said seasoning meat tastes good? this is such a self own

#fan mail

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#👾

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worlds smallest nitpick but my least favorite post format and speaking style on tumblr is “give me [x]. give me [y]. give me [z].” absolutely nothing objectively bad it just drives me up the wall

#their ass did NOT read/watch jurassic park #why does everything have to be a soft fan fiction fantasy with zero conflict or moral or plot i hate yalllllllll #go watch fuckin kids cartoons if this is what you want omg #fiction

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If I was an imitation, a perfect imitation, how would you know if it was really me? THE THING (1982) dir. John Carpenter

#that thang

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Still Life Three Salmon Steaks painted by Francisco Goya (1746 - 1828)

#art