#but also accurate

[flyingnightmouse]

virgin “let’s have weird Vibes and never truly acknowledge it” tntduo VS chad “constantly argue and canonically have minecraft sex live on stream several times” slimeriana

#qsmp #this is a joke #but also accurate #look. i kinda have a bit of slimeriana brainrot perhaps #they are hilarious and weirdly compelling #tntduo #is wilbur and quackity btw #if someone needs clarification #slimeriana #quackity #wilbur #slimecicle #elmariana

[generalluxun]

Chloe: So, my stupid therapist insisted that I write a play about my life to "Get my thoughts out there" or some nonsense.

Alya: Question, what does this have to do with us?

Chloe: Simple, I've assigned you all roles. Rose, as you're one of the only other blondes in this class, so you get Audrey by default.

Rose: But I don't want to be your mother.

Chloe: Oh good, you already know your first lines!

Pfft okay but that's priceless.

#miraculous ladybug #ask #chloe bourgeois #ml crack #ml dark humor #but also accurate

[boxedfoxess]

The foxes as quotes from my friends and I:

Neil Josten: sometimes you just gotta shoot people and then move on

Kevin Day: when you go skiing the prosititutes get you

Andrew Minyard: who is we? Nintendo Wii not me!

Dan Wilds: it’s not your love life, it’s OUR love life

Matt Boyd: hey your dick is big and so is mine, wanna be friends??

Allison Reynolds: how does this guy have balls when he’s such a bitch

Nicky Hemmick: nothing says gay pride like lots of large penises

Aaron Minyard: make out, have a little sex while your at it then get married and fuck off

Renee Walker: You didn’t leave room for Jesus in here

#these are sorta inaccurate #but also accurate #so it’s funny #the foxhole court #kevin day #neil josten #renee walker #andrew minyard #nicky hemmick #dan wilds #matt boyd #allison reynolds #aaron minyard #tfc #all for the game

[justsasuke]

Team Taka and babysitting

Sasuke - the literal worst with children. He’s the youngest child and it shows. It’s not that he hates kids he just doesn’t know what to do with them and never bothered to learn. Will show up to babysitting job and ask why there are kids there. 0/10

Suigetsu - actually good with children because there were a lot of orphans in Kiri and all the older kids would look after the little ones. Can’t be trusted with children though because he will try to teach them how to use a knife and at least 5 different ways to murder someone. His rating is 3/10

Karin - her idea of babysitting is to take kids to an all you can eat restaurant, let them eat until they pass out and then read or do whatever she wants while they sleep. Parents give her a high rating because when they come home the kids are sleeping peacefully. Her one good quality is she sometimes does useful things like teaching a kid how to fix his own scraped knee without crying. 5/10

Juugo - looks the scariest to kids bc he’s so tall but has the strong nurturing instincts so his success rate with kids is higher. He makes balanced meals and is great at validating children’s feelings and talking them out of a tantrum. Does best with the outcast children and the ones that want to climb him like a jungle jim. 6/10

#team Taka #random #no one asked series #juugo #suigetsu #karin #Sasuke #this is 80% exaggerated jokes #but also accurate

[withahappyrefrain]

I know Bob Floyd had a countdown for the 1.6 Stardew Valley update

#bob floyd #yes this is incredibly niche #but also accurate

[insanityclause]

If the ATJ rumors are true, I'll just be happy we can finally put this rumors to rest.

I mean, he filmed the gun barrel sequence a year ago, according to the same tabs, and it was to be released last spring... but then Cillian was in the driver's seat last week, and Theo James.

Let's just say, I'm kind of beyond the point of caring any more. Show me a director and a decent trailer and whoever it ends up being, and I'll see if it piques my interest then.

#the first paragraph is total sarcasm #but also accurate

[magicblooms]

"He flirts with anything that moves and has a cock. One of the reasons I try to avoid having him around you, aside from the fact you want to strangle him."

"Oh? You don't like him flirting with me? But it's fine when he flirts with you and suggest you two part for the night with a kiss? As for strangling him, you said he would like that so I won't put my fingers anywhere near his neck. I'll ask Vinda to.

#gellert replies #crack #but also accurate #grindeldore

[dogwise]

not to be weird but there should be more cannibalism in xenofiction

#self indulgent? yes. #but also accurate #like #did y’all not watch meerkat manor?

[witchknightblue]

A guide to surviving North England

When asked the best tea brand, the only acceptable answer is Yorkshire Tea.

Do not challenge a seagull. You will lose. Give up your food, it is a sacrifice we must make for survival.

Do not go to Blackpool. The lights are pretty, yes, but it is a Hell Mouth and each new person to enter is another inch that door to Hell opens.

Always say thank you when someone holds a door open for you. A grudge will be held if you forget.

Greggs and Wetherspoons are unknown entities. They are not patisserie, nor restaurant, nor pub.

Twinnings English Breakfast tea tastes watery no matter what you do to it, do not buy.

Manchester is both the best and worst city.

Everyone knows everyone in Lancashire in some way.

Bury is pronounced as it's spelled. Not Berry. No matter what the people who live there try to tell you. If it was said Berry there would be an E in it.

Every single wedding will play Come On, Eileen. You must dance.

#british humour #lol #crack post #north england #survival guide #this is a joke #but also accurate #wetherspoons

[jack-daww]

Upside to travelling: You get to travel and see the world and visit new places and explore and meet people and experience other cultures.

Downside to travelling: Where bread? :(

#this is a shitpost #but also accurate

[markodragic]

I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise

its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk

#something about stephen spining is also uniquely funny. i think its the eyes #honestly its good tho. after playing games where the devs cant seem to accurately depict any features EXCEPT white ones yakuza is an oasis #of a handful of really really ugly white npcs #rgg #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku

[so-you-read-the-usernames]

Female characters who are the sole voice of reason <<<<<<< Female characters who think of themselves as the sole voice of reason but who are actually just as insane as those around them

#meryl stryfe #trigun meryl #trigun #trigun (1998) #I haven’t actually seen tristamp #but based on the gif sets and clips I’ve seen I think it’s still accurate #weiss schnee #yeah I’m a rwby fan so what #there are probably more examples but modern media is sooo bad at writing female characters that I can’t think of any #also old time media #all media is bad at writing female characters #anywho if anyone reblogs this can they put their fav insane lady blorbo in the tags

[miutonium]

I need everyone to take this quiz right now and reblog what element they get

[EDITED: The link is dead but I'm happy to see everyone's result and reaction to this 💗]

#i dont see peoplw poating this here so i thought I should start it first #also the result I get is actually almost accurate??? crayyyzyyy #asuka speaks #reblog game #quiz

[fairydriver]

if you post an image in discord itll round the corners, but once you hit a certain smallness it rounds into a circle. so basically if you make an image that is 32x32 and you post it in discord itll go from this

to this.

so you basically can just draw a little face in mspaint or something and paste it into discord and itll look like a little emoji. you can potentially mess around with this a lot, its proportional to your image going smaller and it doesnt have to be a square either.

#I THINK THIS HAS A LOT OF FUN POTENTIAL #discord #i am reblog locking this bc i lack the ability to properly issue corrections (see replies) #and also because getting notes like this causes me some distress #please feel free to issue a version of this post that is more accurate yourself (any reader) #but i will refrain #i still think its fun tho i initially noticed this at the 16 scale where it works regardless #just have fun and express yourself in a carefree manner

[chiptrillino-art]

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sooo... @ranilla-bean wrote a fic The Iconoclast beta read by @faux-fires but before rana and i got to talk lots about sout eats asian clothing and khmer cuture and... i stat down... drew the first one... and the other two. enojoy?

#atla #zuko #druk #ahhh i am not sure how to tag this.... #but look at druk!!! look how cute druk is!!! #WE HAVE BEEN ROBBED! #no acctuallyi have been robbed because i asked for 'tiny arms???' on druk #because its cute and hillarious but... #its not accurate... #sadly... #and i also lost smal thin squiggly mustache debate.... #which is truly a loss if you ask me!

[onesidedradiostatic]

stayed gone but you're the sinners watching/listening

(AKA I spend an unnecessary amount of time editing)

#osrs.mp4 #screen positions in the beginning are accurate to the transitions btw cause you can see specifically which screen it is in the transitions #also it starts at the news broadcast because NO ONE heard vox's intro. cameras weren't rolling yet #hardest part was trying to figure out how to do the alastor parts LMAO #guess vox can look like he's struggling against nothing and screaming at a radio why not #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox #vox hazbin #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #radiostatic #staticradio #onewaybroadcast #I know it's just stayed gone but who in these tags wouldn't want to see stayed gone right #hazbin hotel