MEMORY: *playing a trumpet* -one, two, three, one, two, three motherfucker-
MEMORY: *playing trumpet, then adjusts it again* AAAA-
MEMORY: *plays a wholeass banger with only a trumpet*
(yes that was the intro)
✨Random quotes from the fam.✨
Enjoy.
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MEMORY: what is up guys, i'm back!
Mewtwo: what the- you can't be here, you're DEAD, i saw you DIE.
MEMORY: death is a social construct.
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MEMORY: aye how y'all-
Adam is feral as fucc.
MEMORY: *S C R E E C H* GET YOUR FUCKIN' DOG BITCH!
Mewtwo: it don't bite.
MEMORY: YES IT DO!
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*peeps chillin'*
*suddenly, the lights are gone*
Mewtwo: Adam, why are the lights gone now?
Adam, singing to Mary: when your lights don't work anymore-
Mewtwo: Adam shut the fuck u-
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(check out Nano's phasmophobia series, it's a gold mine)
Mewtwo: just kill me please... I don't want to feel, anything anymore- OH MY ARCEUS I SAW IT
Mewtwo proceeds to weep while the rest is just losing it.
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Adam: WHAT IS THIS GAME, DUDE?!
Adam: COME ON JUST GIVE ME A GREEN, CARD.
Adam: WHAT. ARE. YOU. DOING, HOLY SHIT.
Mary: *omegalul* oh no! Oh no don't do it- *still laughing*
Mewtwo placed a green card.
Adam: I DON'T HAVE A GREEN!!!
The fam's losing it.
Adam: AAAAAAAAA-
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MEMORY: i was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed!
Adam: YOUR GIRL SUCK ME GOOD AND HARD THROUGH MY JORTS.
Mewtwo is wheezing somewhere.
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Mary: did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"???
Adam: ... Should i not have?
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Adam: fuck!
Celeste, soon to be a mom: *also covering Aliza's ears* GASP (three times)
Aliza: fuck!
Celeste: >:O *about to kill Adam*
(Funny, huh?)
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Mewtwo, after the first beer incident: is this perfume or alcohol?
Celeste: *snatches the bottle and drinks it* perfume.
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Adam, recording a video on Youtube: hi and welcome back to me screaming- AAAAAAAAA-
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Adam: i'm quick at math.
Mewtwo: okay, what's 38 times 76?
Adam: 24
Mewtwo: that's not even close.
Adam: but it was quick.
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(@sapphirethefluffymewtwo )
Adam: Buddy Rubino is literally my childhood, but some of the lines from that thing are like- "twist the thing that looks twistable" GEE THANKS.
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Mewtwo: you can argue with me but you can't argue with [something, something something something idk anymore]
Mew: AAAAAAAAAA *bonk* SHADDAP!!!
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Mew, on pokenip: *yelling at mewtwo in the ear* I A M A W A B B I T ! ! !
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(this comes from FNF HD, week 3)
(extra context: both Mewtwo and Adam are bisexual, this comes from the facts post)
Mewtwo: he hasn't changed a bit since we stopped dating.
Celeste: since you what.
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MEMORY, filming this crap: two bros, sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart cuz they're not gay-
Adam and mewtwo are not amused.
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Mewtwo, wanting to be nice to Adam for once: hey man!
Mew, on pokenip, with kitchen stuff: CIRCLETINE!!! *Fuckin' feral mode*
Mewtwo just closes the door before he's hit in the head with a carton.
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MEMORY, angry with Adam for managing to be his worst nightmare: i don't know how ya's done it but i knOW YA'S D O N E I T ! ! !
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Random infected dude in containment: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!
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(hehe @xxtc-96xx )
Adam: oh frick, i think we lost Celeste.
Mewtwo: i got this.
Mewtwo: MEWTWO SUCKS!
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Celeste: I SWEAR TO ARCEUS ABOVE I WILL-
Mewtwo: found her.
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I hear California wants to drop gender markers from photo IDs but due to federal laws they have to have something, so their brilliant idea is that they'll still have the "Gender: " field but you can put any letter there.
So if you want M/F for the legacy genders, you can, but you can also do X for non-binary, or any other (latin) letter.
like "Gender: K" or "Gender: Q" or "Gender: V"
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