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northern-punk-lad · 4 months

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How the fuck do you set Blackpool tower on fire

#north england #Lancashire

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thepictorialist · 2 years

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Good place for a picnic—Castle Crag, Cumbria, UK 2012

#uk #united kingdom #great britain #britain #lake district #north england #hike #outdoor #cliffs #rock #countryside #country #english countryside #picturesque #art photo #art photographer #original #travel

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neuralburn · 5 months

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As Above So Below _neural '23

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stefani-wilde · 8 months

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Looking for a portrait painter in North England who would be willing to do a large, full-body, realistic portrait (preferably painted live) about the size of your average poster. I'm a 17 year old student so my budget is £350 for the service. Would be willing to talk it out though.

#north east england #north england #uk #england #painting #live painting #the picture of dorian gray #dorian gray #artists on tumblr #artist #art #portrait art

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fondwand · 9 months

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just saw a video of some northerner kids messing with some drunk Americans, saying they'd fallen asleep on the bus and needed to get back to Orlando two hours away and that they'd walk 18 hours or whatever, building up this big story.... I'm laughing literally as soon as I heard their tone I was like 'they're fucking with you mate' like I know that exact voice that we use and our weird sense of humour of just straight up fucking lying and going wilder and wilder to see if people believe you or not and staying dead serious for the bit.... everyone in the comments is reacting totally sincerely wondering if they got back or not and I'm just here like MAAAATE they're pulling one over on them, as soon as the camera stopped recording and the Americans left you can bet they were laughing their arses off talking about who told the weirdest lie

#north england #tiktok

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witchknightblue · 11 months

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A guide to surviving North England

When asked the best tea brand, the only acceptable answer is Yorkshire Tea.

Do not challenge a seagull. You will lose. Give up your food, it is a sacrifice we must make for survival.

Do not go to Blackpool. The lights are pretty, yes, but it is a Hell Mouth and each new person to enter is another inch that door to Hell opens.

Always say thank you when someone holds a door open for you. A grudge will be held if you forget.

Greggs and Wetherspoons are unknown entities. They are not patisserie, nor restaurant, nor pub.

Twinnings English Breakfast tea tastes watery no matter what you do to it, do not buy.

Manchester is both the best and worst city.

Everyone knows everyone in Lancashire in some way.

Bury is pronounced as it's spelled. Not Berry. No matter what the people who live there try to tell you. If it was said Berry there would be an E in it.

Every single wedding will play Come On, Eileen. You must dance.

#british humour #lol #crack post #north england #survival guide #this is a joke #but also accurate #wetherspoons

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crazyhairkid · 9 months

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cairns on the fells

cairns on the moors

cairns on the hills

cairns on the mountains

cairns just. cairns. they’re beautiful and i love them. so many childhood memories. when you’re on a walk and you look up to the peak and you can see a cairn… that’s the shit i’m after. beautiful. wonderful.

#cairns #love that shit #north england #just. god.#you don’t get it you don’t get it #walking along a wall that’s crumbling so much it’s interspersed with fence #on a path worn into the ground by centuries or millennia of use #and far off there’s a cairn twice your height and you can sit #and have your lunch or snack or what have you #drink hot chocolate out of a thermos #watch the dog sprint around like a mad thing #homesick

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phedane · 1 year

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Some of the photos I took back in October 25th and 26th in Whitby and Scarborough.

#photography #scarborough #whitby #north england #coastal

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i-llenium · 1 year

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#lake #walk #north england #hollingworth lake #personal #lgbt #gloomy

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amewinterscreates · 3 months

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So this is a pretty common saying in the north of England. It means 'nothing as strange as people' and it's usually an affectionate way of noting that people might be a bit weird/daft/silly sometimes, but everyone is from someone's point of view. But obviously, being queer myself, and also being bereft of good, unique stuff to wear to pride this year, I had to play around with the phrase for myself!

If this is something you want physically printed on a sticker, book or pin badge to keep handy, consider having a look over here - you get something pretty and I get a little profit, too!

And if you're super cool and just want to support more of this kind of thing without getting a tangible reward, I also have a Ko-fi!

#queer #lgbtqia #graphic design #redbubble #my art #queer artist #queer community #queer as folk #queer artwork #north england #linguistics #linguist humor

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northern-punk-lad · 3 months

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Before the north was made part of England we were literally a cultural capital of Northern Europe

#history #north england

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elizaakatee · 7 months

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