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drksanctuary · 1 year
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A wild Jercy has appeared!
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kimbapkimbapp · 11 months
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Bkdk short fic!
Summary?
They're both idiots in love who are both lost siblings and an old marriage. And class A loves to tease them (also, sassy deku)
This happens after the war, in the second-third year (does it matter lol) and yeah Katsuki and Izuku get, along?? (They really do seriously it's just teasing each other) and Katsuki calls him Izuku already. Anyways!
—Kacchan come on! You can watch it on your TV!! —Yelled an angry Izuku.
—I don't fucking care! I want a bigger screen!
—You literally have one TV stop being a jerk!
—Hah?! And so do you!
—I don't have that channel in my TV!
—Not my fucking problem!
—You're!…ugh! —He yelled in exasperation.
Surrounding them class A didn't really know if they should run away from those two or to laugh about the situation.
Of course they chose the second one.
—Yo bro why are these two fighting again? —Asked Kaminari to Kirishima while laughing.
—I don't know man, I think they both wanna see something on the TV.
—They literally are like siblings. —Said Sero.
—Me being siblings with this stupid idiot! He wish! —Shouted Katsuki.
—I would throw a microwave at you! —Answered Midoriya.
—Fucking try, you bitch!
—Are you sure you're not secret brothers or something? —Said Sero again.
—Shut up! —Both yelled in response.
—I would die before being brothers with this asshole! —Said Katsuki.
—And to think they were making progress… —Was what the class president could say about the situation.
—At least I don't prefer to watch a cooking show before an exclusive interview of the best heroes of the USA!
—Don't act like you don't like that fucking show! You All Might wannabe!
—...Still!
Class couldn't help to break a laugh. They really couldn't help it when it came to that duo, who were a perfect mix between siblings that argue for literally nothing and besties that finish each other's sentences.
—Kacchan, could you just be NICE for once and watch it in your room?
—Why do I have to be the one that goes to his room!
—Because I don't have that channel on my TV!
—Watch it on the phone then!
—It's not the same Kacchan and you know it!
—Hah?! That's why I'm gonna watch it on this gigantic TV!
—No you're not going to!
—Hell I am!
—Not if I catch the controller first!
As soon as Izuku finished saying that they both runned for their lives to the desk where it was supposed to be the controller.
But soon they realized that it wasn't there but on Jirou's hand, who was watching a random concert.
—Jirou-san!
—Ears!
—Gimme the controller! —Both yelled at the same time.
—Uh…no? —Said Jirou totally unbothered by the situation.
—Please! I'll let you finish whatever that is!
—Fucking no! Give it to me!
—Uh… First, I'm not ears. Second, this is actually boring me so here you go Midoriya. —She said while throwing the controller to him.
—What! Why him?!
—Because he doesn't call me ears and I wanna see you mad. Besides, Midoriya would kill you if you don't let him see his hero stuff, so you're welcome.— Said while walking away.
—You're a fucking asshole!
—Cry about it! —She said while hiding a little laugh.
—Jirou is a queen... —Said Kaminari.
—Shut up, you simp! And give me that, fucking Izuku!
—No! —Midoriya said while holding it close to his chest.
—Gimme that!! —Yelled Katsuki while grabbing his face as Midoriya tried his best to pull him away.
Then he had an idea and not much later than that, the blackwhip was tying Katsuki.
—Don't you mghf!!! —Bakugou lost the ability to talk when the blackwhip tied his mouth and both his legs and hands, and all he could do was squirm like a worm.
—You could've watched your programme! But now you're not going to for being a jerk! —Said Midoriya. He was not going to untie him fearing that he would take away the remote from him.
—Rule number 1, never interpose between Midobro and Hero stuff. —Said Kirishima while laughing.
—What Kacchan? You're not saying anything? —Kaminari teased him.
The truth was that yeah Bakugou was tied, but he could still make explosions. And no matter how much Aizawa prohibited him from doing that after he 'accidentally' burned one chair, he would do it if Kaminari didn't shut up.
Fortunately for both Kirishima and Kaminari, both knew that if they didn't stop, they would probably be killed, so they left the common room while inevitably laughing.
Midoriya on the other hand, calmy switched the channel to the one with the USA hero programme, while Bakugou didn't stop squirming and casually ...yelling? If it can be considered that.
It was basically their dynamic. Getting mad for the stupidest reasons, fighting a bit and then making up like the lost siblings they were.
They both liked that to be honest. They were kind of opposites, but at the same time they were so similar, reason why they got along so well (and sometimes so not). But they both liked it and felt incredibly comfortable with each other.
Izuku wasn't afraid of interacting with Katsuki like he had been in the past, Katsuki wasn't afraid of showing a little bit of his emotions to Izuku. They were improving, time to time. But at the end of the day, both cared a lot for each other and loved spending time together.
The class also knew that they were really transparent with their actions but not that much with words. They were like brothers, yeah, but some of them also realized that Bakugou and Midoriya were more like an old marriage, which was kind of cute.
Eventually, Bakugou became calmer (he would never recognize it, but he also liked the programme). And because of that Midoriya untied him.
—It was about time, bastard.
—We can still watch that cooking show if you want to. —Responded Izuku.
—Nah, this is not that bad.
—I knew you would like it! —Said Midoriya with a big grin on his face.
—Shut up idiot!
Midoriya immediately got closer and leaned his head on Bakugou's shoulder.
—Uh… Izuku?
—Wha?
—Isn't this a little bit gay? —Bakugou asked, pointing out the situation.
—No? Why would it be?
—Because you're leaning your head on my shoulder?
—And? How 's that gay?
—Whatever, at least you're not on my lap.
Immediately after saying that, Izuku leaned his head on his lap to tease Katsuki.
—Move idiot!
—Nop.
—You're an annoying bitch you know.
—And why are you caressing my hair? —He said while Bakugou touched his curls.
—That's not fucking weird! —He replied as he stopped.
—Kacchan, don't be dumb, do whatever you want to, it's not gay. Besides, it's nice when people touch my hair.
But why then Bakugou felt butterflies whenever Midoriya was touching him? Why did it felt so good to have Midoriya's breath on his thighs? Why was it so easy to get his hands lost in his hair?
Bakugou didn't have an answer, so he preferred watching the programme while ignoring the heartbeats that were growing louder.
Yo! I wrote this shitty thing at midnight so don't rlly judge it lol
ALSO English is not my first language
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achillesdni · 2 years
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all of hob’s self respect leaving his body everytime dream breathes
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jell-o101 · 8 months
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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great-and-small · 12 days
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Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”
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clay-pidgeon · 9 months
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im of the personal opinion you can be in a romantic relationship platonically. this makes sense to me and thats what matters
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firerose18991 · 7 months
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Literally anyone meeting bruce and his family for the first time: So how did you get so many kids by 30?
Dick: HE WAS A TEENAGE DELINQUENT
Jason: *shouting over him* HE LEFT MY MOTHER AT THE ALTAR
*tim is sitting, just happy to be included*
Bruce: BE-quiet.  They're ADOPTED!
Jason: *not a beat missed* Because he’s never known the touch of a woman.
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trashmakerarticle · 8 months
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
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egophiliac · 1 month
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we were fucking ROBBED
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feeshu09 · 26 days
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I'm on a "give SJ a happy ending" agenda where kid SJ reverse transmigrated into the modern world and subsequently gets adopted by kid SY. In this au, SY happens to be an only child who desperately wanted a sibling. He found a feral skrunkly SJ and imprinted on him (right after SJ tried to pickpocket him).
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Would probably add more to this au in the future
(more of my "happy beginnings au" : next)
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lotus-pear · 26 days
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ok gayboy
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dcangel · 4 months
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!!pjo spoilers!!
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percy jackson IS morally grey, but only when it come to annabeth’s safety
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dickandballsdotgov · 10 months
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I love you he/him lesbians
I love you she/her gays
I love you "weird kids" with split dyed black and pink hair and they/it/bun in their bio
I love you boys in skirts and dresses and corsets who are still cis
I love you trans girls who love their masculine features and don't change how masculine or feminine they present
I love you trans boys who still love being feminine and hope you land the best suckerpunch on anyone who says "but isn't that just being a girl"
I love you gays who kiss their boyfriends and girlfriends and partners and joyfriends and all kinds of significant others in the hallways to flaunt that they're not straight
I love you people who wear flags and rainbows to shove your gayness or transness in people's faces
I love you straight guys who love makeup but can't wear it around your friends
I love you people who coin obscure genders and use only neo/xenopronouns(seriously y'all are so cool and I wish i could design flags half as cool as yours)
I love you all aromantic/asexual people
I love you all the people that the lgbtq+ community chooses to outcast to appease the world which would destroy us all
I hate you lgbtq+ community members who choose to attack those who are on your team in an effort to seem "normal"
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noodles-and-tea · 3 months
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🎂💕🌟✨
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alabasterpickles · 10 months
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Silly quick lil comic about Junior having a nightmare and dad being an excellent sport because I thought the idea would be cute
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cheatsyy · 6 months
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Just koroks doing korok things 🍁
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