Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S21
What a tender intro omg also why is this filler so well animated
The introduction of modern technology will never not be funny to me. Kakashi on a laptop. Gaara sending emails. What has the ninja world come toÂ
I know itâs just superfluous background motion but that angry little cat design was amazing. Takes me tf outÂ
Hello again New English Iruka Voice time to feel slightly uncomfortableÂ
Doesnât Inuyasha have a monopoly on this baby with a red ball imagery
Why! Is! No one! Making sure! Naruto is fed! Heâs a baby!!!!!!
Naruto and Sasuke were such adorable children my heart
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE FAMILY WHERE ONE OF THE CHILDREN IS JUST A FROG? WHO IS DOING THESE BACKGROUND ANIMATIONS?????
In case you thought I wasnât being literal:
[Accompanying dialogue to this image: âDid you hear the rumours that Lord Fourth died because of him?â WHO IS THIS FROG CHILD WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST MINATO]
This ninja cowboy music seems slightly misplaced but okay
Hiruzen. U r the literal ninja president. Naruto is foraging in the forest for food bc no one is taking care of him! How r u like âHahah Iâm hungry too :DâÂ
âThe things that we inconsequential humans worry about are often very petty indeedâ âYouâre rightâ Itâs Philosophy Hours ft. Pre-SchoolersÂ
âAre you sure these mushrooms are safe to eat? âWonât know âtil we eat âemâ HIRUZEN PICK UP THE PHONEÂ
SCREAMS FIVE YEAR OLD NARUTO JUST JUMPED OFF THE HOKAGE MONUMENT AHHHHHH
I miss Neji :((((((((((((((((
âPlease make sure that you look after Nejiâ show us Nejiâs mum you cowards!!!
âYou have to be more positive, and confident!â Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my boy
âI wish that I could switch places with you, big brotherâ Thereâs a lot to unpack here and Iâm wildly concerned about all of it. This episode ought to be titled Konoha Desperately Requires Child Welfare Programs
Making an mini-episode which largely depicts Nejiâs tragic backstory and centring its ending on Hinata seems like an odd angle to take
 âIâm alone. I donât have anyone, but I never cryâ NARUTOOOOO
KJHFKJHG THIS NINJA BASEBALL OUTRO I LOVE ITÂ
SASUKE USING HIS SHARINGAN TO CHEAT AT BASEBALL I WHEEZE
Also not that I donât like Genma but why is he a central figure in this ending. Has he had more than a single conversation with Naruto in his life
Lmao @ Sasuke and Itachiâs child versions going back to having their adult voices. Pick a lane SP!!!
âThings in season are always cheap and tastyâ âOh, is that so, Sasuke? Hahahaâ Sasuke learning about the ninja economy
âWeâre going to visit your motherâs familyâ Two questions: 1) Arenât your families the same family (eep) and 2) Donât they all live in the same part of the village
90% of this dialogue is recycled from prior episodes except delivered more slowly and itâs a little confusingÂ
Itachi sure knows a lot about cooking for an eleven-year-oldÂ
Sasuke being a clumsy child is such a cute character detail ahhhh I love him so much đđđđđđđđđ
â[Confused laughter] You want to be like me?â What a Mood Itachi
Sakuraâs hideout in the woods is so sweet yes 2 semi-normal childhoods
Poor little Sakura already concerned about her appearance they never let girls live do they
âYouâre really cute Sakura, donât hide itâ Ino and Sakura are the most adorable children in the WORLD I love their relationship 4ever
âIf sheâs cute like you say, then I would love to meet herâ who will stop all men
âBut Ino, arenât you good friends with Sakura?â âNo, not reallyâ Okay not to project but. I have a lot of thoughts on this narrativeÂ
GASP Inner Sakuraâs first appearance!!
Tiny Team 7 is all I need in the world honestly I would watch a whole show that was just those three growing up
I have only just now noticed Suigetsu as third baseman. This ninja baseball game and season in general raise so many questions
Noooo Gaara donât cry you are gonna be so loved in the future
Rasa, can I just say, from the bottom of my heart, Iâm going to yeet you into the sun
âWhen I look up at the sky, the pain inside my heart feels a little bit betterâ Heâs like 4!!!!!!! >:(
âInstead of a mother, you get to have me, Lord Gaaraâ Yashamaru: Self-Diagnosed MumncleÂ
Ngl baby Gaaraâs recollection of Karura is nothing like she looked like
I really donât care for this new Iruka voice I just keep listening to him like âthatâs not the sound of Narutoâs dad!!â
I will admit him spooking the sleeping children was cute I donât know why I always find that so funny kjhgkjhg
âLet me buy into this fightâ who taught seven-year-old Naruto to gamble
Christ alive the implication that Naruto has been doing the sexy jutsu since he was seven who will put this boy in ninja therapy
If Orochimaru had just continued to be Jiraiyaâs long-suffering friend he might be half-endearing but alas he is fecal matter personifiedÂ
âCome on out, I made plenty, so you might as well stay and eatâ Hjgjfjgfgffg Iâm not sure whatâs funnier about this scene the implication that Obito and Rin both independently followed Kakashi home without noticing each other, or that Kakashi did notice and rather than question this turn of events was just like âGuess I should make more fishâ
âWhen youâre older, do you think youâll become a chefâ I would pay to see the AU where Kakashi becomes a professional chef why couldnât that have been his Road to Ninja personaÂ
Ngl I spent the first half of Kakashiâs minisode wondering if Sakumo was dead or simply too depressed to take care of Kakashi and I think dead is the less upsetting outcomeÂ
âItâs no fun when youâre not around, Kakashiâ Obitooooooooooooooo
Iâm not saying itâs suspicious that Sakumo is given two different depictions of his grave site in the anime but Sakumo fucked an alien and I stand by that statementÂ
All I remember from Sasuke Shinden is that a character called Sasuke âSassyâ as a nickname and if they do that in the Eng dub I wonât survive
â[Deep sigh] Alright Sakura, what is it?â Fhfjhfkjh whatâs your damage Kakashi canât your kids come to visit when people start exploding
God Sakura and Inoâs relationship is the realest.... she went to the Hokage bc her gal was worried abt her family friend and then comforted her from her loss... the looooooooove
Hinata not to devalue your work in any way but why did u collapse after poking one (1) man in the chakra point isnât gentle fist based in taijutsu
Fhjfhkjhf Iâve seen that gif before of Kakashi knowing that Sakura was thinking about Sasuke but itâs still funny
Sasuke just hanging in the woods with kittycats what kinda redemption journey is this lmao
Ehehehe Iâm still not over the fact that Sasuke recognizes Saiâs jutsu and Kakashi uses it to communicate like there are six members of team 7 and this arc PROVES IT HELL YEAH
I canât believe I forgot the circus ninja oh my godÂ
âThereâs good money to be found for performers like usâ MOVE OVER EXPLODING HUMANS WHEREâS MY EPISODE ABOUT THE NINJA CIRCUSÂ
Everyone always commenting on the pupils and sclera of the Hyuga and Uchiha but nobody caring about Old Man Demon Eyes from the Bamboo Village:
Youâd think at this point no amount of genjutsu could traumatize SasukeÂ
Theyâre leaning wholeheartedly into the ninja cowboy music
That is not how I thought they would pronounce âSassyâ this show is full of twists and turns
âWhat about reviving the Uchiha clan? Youâre the lone survivor right?â said Chino, inquiring about when Sasuke was planning to have vaginal sex
âYou really think youâre going to find him inside that seriously scary looking cave?â GASP ITâS TENZO TIME
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE ITâS MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
âYouâre Sasuke, right?â asked Yamato, as if Sasuke had not provided the memorable introduction of stabbing a seasoned ANBU in the shoulder as a sixteen-year-old during a dramatic reunion with his team
âIt would be easier for us to keep things coordinated, if you sent us progress reports as you went...â Okay not to be that gal but I love that Tenzo and Kakashi are an âusâ in this mini-lecture about how Sasuke should call his father (Kakashi) more often
P sure thatâs Yamatoâs last speaking role goodbye sweet man we knew ye well
âSo does this mean that you trust me?â GO TO JAIL OROCHIMARU
Every time that Orochimaru touches Sasuke I want to leap through the screen you leave that boy alone!!! Go! To! Jail!
Sasuke having to explain his social life to Taka is a dynamic I never knew I needed. What more do I want from Naruto than frames like this:
"By showing everyone that Sasuke isnât in the Hidden Leaf Village and that heâs still out journeying around the world, it reduces the possibility that the village will be harmedâ âSo are you saying that Sasuke has to keep travelling foreverâ âThat might be soâ I canât believe the entirety of Taka came up with a better explanation for Sasuke staying outside Konoha than Kishimoto himself
âCompared to me, the likelihood that Kabuto will return to evil is extremely lowâ
He still helped kill......... 40,000 people????? Okay dude
I CANâT BELIEVE OROCHIMARU IS ACKNOWLEDGING HE IS STILL EVIL!!!! GO TO JAIL!!
Iâm gonna pretend I donât see Tenzo following Stranger Danger and heâs on vacation on a beach where he belongs
Fhjkhfkjhfkj whatâs the meaning of this Orochimaru youâve looked the same since you were 25:
Sasuke: No. Sheâs older than I am
Orochimaru: [Soft gasp] What?
Man I remember vaguely Sasuke being involved in this fight based on the Tenzo novel scene later on but hoo boy I do not like this
SCREAMMMM TENZO TRYING TO PROTECT PPL IN THE AREA HEâS HELPING
âI canât make direct contact with him, so I better go nowâ I hope it is because you filed a restraining order, Yamato
âTo increase the rarity, what Iâve even done is, had all but one person in a clan killedâ at this point En Oyashiro is just trying to bait Sasuke
God I love how righteous Sasuke is being rn like this is the kind of dismantling of oppression I wanted for him instead of sad murder times
This battle is bonkers:
Villain: Looks like you brought a sword to a dodgeball fight
Sasuke: Looks like you brought a dodgeball to a magic eyes fight!!
Well I certainly breezed past this part of Sasuke Shinden hello Fushin
I find it hard to believe that anyone but Naruto could best Sasuke rnÂ
I keep joking that those eyes in the sky look like Tenzo but Iâm right and I should say it
What a long, drawn-out and slightly suspicious backstory for Chino (looking at you, Fushin of two personality types)
âBut now youâre still able to travel freely... and that is all because you have people who love and protect youâ Team 7 cutaway with closeups of Sakura and Naruto, Narusasusaku game strong
âFor the Leafâs nourishment, your entire clan was absorbed by your villageâs Rootsâ wow what a shitty time for such an excellent pun
Unbelievable kkhkjhfk and by this I mean completely believable:Â Â
Chino: Please explain your change of heart re: village corruption
Sasuke: I got a boyfriend
Unbelievable x2:
Chino: KILL MEÂ
Sasuke: Consider this.... you have.... boy who is friend. Good enough
Chino: Wow Sasuke, youâre right
Lmao @ Kakashi proudly announcing that Sasuke is about to enter an unsanctioned jutsu fight in a bet to free enslaved people how did this letter go âDear Hokage-dad-Kakashi, I am writing to inform you...â
Even funnier: If Tenzo wrote the letter bc Sasuke is shite at contacting people: âDear Kakashi-senpai, Brace yourself to be worried and proudââ
âAre you Sasukeâs...â yes Chino, whatever the end of that sentence is, youâre correct
Huh I couldâve sworn at least a good chunk of these freed people go to the Leaf. I didnât make that conversation up. I have discussed it many times!!! My poor Tenzo cut out for more logical story lines I guessÂ
Omggggggg the Raikage is telling Sasuke about Narutoâs most vulnerable Sasuke moment..... the love!!! Is this the only reason they invited A lmao
En Oyashiro joining Rasa and Hiashi in the Bad Dad Club
Iâve said this before but Naruto and Sakura going on a date to talk about Sasuke is the most legit representation for their relationship Iâve ever seen thatâs it thatâs what them dating would be likeÂ
âYouâre just like a one man police forceâ lol @ them cutting out the fact that Sakura said this bc Sakuraâs not allowed to have individual connections to Sasuke and also just like....... how much Sasuke still wants to be a cop kjhgkjhgk baby stop
Iâve belatedly realized that Kakashi types to the beat of the intro music and it makes me giggle
âThe adult world can be complicatedâ is that ur way of saying ânepotismâ Kakashi
âIâm startinâ to get a bellyâ âI donât want to hear about all thatâ PLS
âYou two are really the only ones who are special to meâ aw Shikamaru
That slap was AÂ Lot, Temari, surely there are better ways to tell Shikamaru you want him to be your boyfriend
âYou donât really think that Sai hasââ âWell, he is very innocent.âÂ
Kakashi about Sai: Heâs the baby of the family
Sai: Iâm the oldest and most experienced of all the youth???
Kakashi: I mark ur ages by when I got you xoxo ur legal age is 3
Iâm not sure that thatâs the intonation I expected for Hinoko but I guess thatâs on me for stereotyping teen girls hahah
âThatâs my ninja wayâ âOur ninja wayâ I feel like this is shinobi flirtation
The outro with Little Team 7 fading to Big Team 7... I have but one heart
Also the implication that they took a photo immediately post war jhgkjhgkj. Kakashi still has a barely healed stab wound and twenty years of trauma. Sasuke and Naruto both just lost an arm. Also who brought a camera to the battlefield. Who took this picture. (Tenzo waking up from a 224 episode coma: We gotta take a family photo)
âYou might consider yourself a member of Team 7, but I wonder if they think the same of youâ [Naruto voice] Believe it!!!!!!
âIf we just kill the lookouts, itâll be like easy to get past the checkpointâ okay calm down Soku
Lmao Shikamaru struggling to deal with rebellious teens jhghjkg why are the anime episodes I watch so fitting to my own life
Man not to get 2 real itâs fucked up that Soku fears peace wyd militarismÂ
I donât really believe that Soku is deserting the village but itâs a good tactic
[Panning to the bird scene at the beginning of this arc] We call that foreshadowing
Komoriâs judgement seems to be clouded by his lowkey crush on Soku
âIâve just been having these really bizarre dreams latelyâ thatâs PTSD Shikamaru
âFeudal lords are always [tyrants] no matter where you goâ then why.... do you have.... feudalism.......... [Tobirama screams in the afterlife]
Not to judge these guys so much but like.... ur ANBU and a veteran ninja surely you should have a disguise after faking your death??????? Kakashi, Iruka, what shinobi standards are you teaching exactly?? U didnât even change ur hairstyles???
âSomething similar happened to me as wellâ what are you... are you talking about when you pretended to be asleep during the Chunin exams because thatâs not the same thing as sleeping under a pile of corpses ShikamaruÂ
NOOOOOOOOOO SAI WHY ARE THEY HANGING MY ANGEL FROM A CRUCIFIXÂ
AHHHHHHH I donât like seeing Sai like this, Kakashiâs right heâs a baby!!
âLetâs just say Iâve found the place where I belongâ Fhdjskhfksjhf this is definitely Root Code for something because Kakashi uses this line on Tenzo in his Tsukuyomi dream
âThen why didnât Naruto come to get me? You and I have never been particularly close, so why were you the one who came here?â LMAO SAI âyouâre not on my list of eligible rescuers Shikamaru đđđđâÂ
âFret not, to me this is but a trifleâ said Ro, lying prostrate on the ground in between groans of pain (same)
I mean... Gengo makes some pretty compelling arguments abt the shinobi system
âThe alliance of nations that the Leaf is currently a part of... is only going to maintain a dark, tenuous peaceâ I mean... Gengoâs right even if he is a dick
âLord Hokage told me everything... and I had a hell of a time getting it out of him tooâ âI donât want to know what you did... I donât even want to imagine itâ JHGKJHGKJHG I WANNA SEE TEMARI INTERROGATING A FORMER ANBU, KAGE-LEVEL NINJA I LOVE IT
Wait are these last twelve outros dedicated to each of the rookie teams + Team Guy bc that would be adorable
JHGJHGGHGJHG DO WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE TEMARI YELL AT KAKASHI
Update from 3 seconds later: We donât but Kakashiâs âEuh?â sound as she knocks down his door is still very funny
âFriendship is uselessâ âIf thatâs true, then why are you crying right nowâ heâs been taking Sasuke lessons in his spare time
âDo you know of a man named âZabuza Momochiââ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
âThese are my only friendsâ said Sai, about two giant cartoon lionsÂ
Saiâs genjutsu scene was actually much sweeter in the book bc Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi and Yamatoâs chakra were all protecting him inside his own mind but I donât mind my boy getting a hug
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS CUTAWAY TO NARUTO BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT ANNOUNCINGÂ âRAMENâ LIKE ITâS A WHOLE SENTENCE OKAY STUDIO PIERROT U NEED A BREAK I GET IT
âWhat in the hell was that?â that was also my question Shikamaru
Shikamaru with full conviction: To be lazy.... that is my dreamÂ
Hahahaha itâs Ninja Teen Romance Hours I guess
âOh, you donât want to [go out on a date]?â No thatâs not what Iâm sayingâ [walks away] TEMARI PLS
âGoing on a date without a strategy, would be like trying to fight a tailed beast unarmedâ [Nodding]Â âYou have zero chance of winning, that wayâ I suddenly understand Kakashiâs dating life a lot more
They really rely on you being aware of Naruto the Last huh gjkhgkjhgk thereâs been no mention in any of this filler of Naruto and Hinata even being in a relationship to this point as far as I remember
Fhjkfhkjhfkfh poor Iruka none of the kids know heâs President of the Narutoâs Dad Society
âI know Iâm supposed to be striving to get ahead in my career, but thereâs also a part of me that really wants to just continue teaching kids, one on oneâ Irukaaaaa <3333333
Looool even as Hokage, Kakashi just drops out of nowhere to give cryptic life advice and then leaves
Smash the statue, Tsukune, donât let the establishment tell u what to do!!
âEating ramen everyday isnât healthy you knowâ am I to believe that Kakashi, the man who told Naruto, âif you're going to be a ninja, you need to eat your vegetablesâ is on a ramen-only diet?? Falsehoods
âAnd itâs all thanks to you Irukaâ khjhgkjhgjhg alright.... you win this round KKIR shippers
WHO IS ANIMATING THIS SCENE IT IS BUCKWILD??? There is no character model to speak of, most of the kids donât have noses, everyoneâs upside down or spinning around, and Iruka is... hiding in a frog sign???
There is no English translation of this caption???? EXPLAIN JAPAN. TELL ME YOUR FROG SECRETS YOU KNOW I LOVE FROGS [INSERT PICTURE OF TENZO HERE]
(Update I looked it up in the sub and the caption offers no more insight. âIRUKA UMINO, AROUND 30 YEARS OLD. STEALTHILYâ)
âThis is for Hinata, so letâs all try our hardestâ Kiba loves Hinata MOST
You know how if you pause in the middle of an animated action, you sometimes linger on an in-between image that looks goofy because it was meant to add to the motion rather than be focused on? This whole episode is animated like one of those images
Itâs okay Lee the only dumbbell Naruto is fixated on is Sasuke Uchiha
I know donât usually post so many images in these liveblogs, but I really need anyone reading this to see the Leaf Villageâs semi-canonical Unofficial Mascot Konorin:
He is??? The love of my life???
âI donât even have a boyfriend and train every day from morning til nightâ yes you do. His name is Neji Hyuga and heâs very alive and heâs a jonin sensei and he will buy you all the knives you want after he takes all of Hiashiâs money and redistributes it. In this essay I willâ
You see what I mean??? Neji wants to be there for Tenten (and Lee)!!!
Tenten: What would Neji do if he were here now
Neji: [starts manifesting]
âItâs you since youâre a taijutsu specialist, but Naruto and Hinata arenâtâ yes????? Hinata is???? She doesnât use weapons but Gentle Fist is entirely taijutsu??? Why does everyone keep forgetting
KHKGJHKJHGKFHKJHFKJ I CANâT GET OVER NEJI JUST. MANIFESTING ABOVE LEEâS BED TO GIVE HIM SHITTY WEDDING GIFT IDEASÂ
âAnd donât forget: Hyugaâ Neji........ what.... does this mean!!!!!!!!
Why say âNejiâ like that Orochimaru and in fact why say anything at all [Konan voice] Iâm the Hokage now, the entire criminal justice system is on its way you are going to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really canât believe that the Naruto writers looked at Tenzoâs role in Naruto SD and decided âletâs do that.... but worseâÂ
They animated?????????? A smaller Lee??????????? Into Leeâs mouth???????????? As if the animation style wasnât enough. I need a minute
They are really going full Naruto SD huh??? Cut away skit like a âgenjutsuâ scne. Lee and Guy playing a married couple and Tenten a baby. Neji in drag. This is a choice
âHow can you misunderstand Neji so muchâ âEven if itâs only as a ghost, Iâm sure that Neji would appearâ I need. Several minutes
Fhjkhfkjfh Shikamaruâs vision of Gaara, Bee, Kakashi and Tsunade hanging out at this fancy restaurant. Is this who he thinks Kakashiâs social circle is these days (he might be right)
âOkay, Iâll hear you out!â Is this implication of this scene that Temari thinks Shikamaruâs idea of a first date is marriage... and sheâs WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH THAT. TEMARI PLS
âHey Ino, why would you go out of your way to make something I love? Bc she looooves you Sakura
âSakura, I thought the same thingâ GOD JUST GET MARRIED
âItâll be too late once we go in, I could get all caught up in the mood or something like thatâ wait........ does Temari think Shikamaru wants to get married or fuck???? Or both??? OH MY GOD
Gaara: Narutoâs getting married.... without meeeeeeeeeee
God I love Gaaraâs Blank Period hair it is truly careless and happy hair
âHis ramenâs extravagent?â JKGHKHKJH everyone in the Leaf Village trying to convince Gaara that Narutoâs taste is incredibly obnoxious which is true but not in the way being describedÂ
Kankuro whatâs your damage let Gaara buy a nice and personal present for the love of his lifeÂ
Every time I think this arc canât get more ridiculous it exceeds my expectations:
[Vaguely horrified accompanying dialogue: âThe Raikageââ ââWill do the Hidden Cloud Dance?â]
âWell then, Gaara is just going to have to do the Hidden Sand Sambaâ Ah. Of course. The Hidden Sand Samba. Why didnât anyone think of this plan before
Gaara is blushing because his new dream is just to samba dance with Naruto into the night
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Teuchi giving Naruto an âall you can eat foreverâ coupon thatâs cute our sweet boy is so lovedÂ
Gaara: My wedding gift to you, Naruto... is me :)
âIâm just disappointed that we arenât going to get to see you dance, Gaaraâ you know what thatâs fair Kankuro me tooÂ
Hahahaha Shino dissing Kibaâs plight for becoming Hokage to these random kids
I canât pay attention to anything this ninja cat is saying because theyâve got Narutoâs voice and it is very distracting
Thereâs something to be curious about how it would be if Kiba married into a family that has a contract with the Uchiha lmao
Literally the girl who Kiba is supposed to be in love with is given Hinataâs voice #kibahinarights
âOh, just take it. Money means nothing to meâ the Beekeeper is truly one of the strangest characters in the Naruto universe just conceptually. Why are they wearing a giant bee stinger on their butt?
LMAO @ Kiba having absolutely no self-doubt whatsoever. Goals!!
Shino becoming a teacher after the war is actually one of the post-699 futures I like, good for him!
Iruka sweet man Naruto has compared you to a father like 1500 times have you not overheard him one (1) time
Kakashi is such a dumb stubborn bitch trying to find a way for Naruto to have a happy wedding... I love him
âThis is my fault, I never taught him how to treat women! Not that I even really know about that kind of thing of courseâ Iruka Umino confirmed canonically gay
âI just have to bow my head a littleâ KKIR: 2; Me: 0
I love this tradition of Hokage boys bowing their heads for cooperation between villages yesssssssssssss
Outro for the whole OG Team 7.... Iâm fine everythingâs fine Iâm good cool cool cool cool cool
The implication that they just sell Kakashi wigs in the village... amazing
I know this is about to be an emotionally poignant moment but what Narutoâs presence is reminding is that the only word he has said in the past 6 episodes is âramenâ LMAO
âIâm going to have to apologize to her for raising you as a such a thoughtless, inconsiderate manâ raising you... RAISING YOU..................... TRULY PRESIDENT OF THE NARUTOâS DAD SOCIETY GOD BLESS IRUKA UMINO
LOOK AT THIS CRYBABY NINJA THIS IS WHAT IâM TALKING ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PARTS OF KONOHA HIDEN WAS HOW IRUKA KEPT BURSTING INTO TEARS OVER NARUTO EVERY OTHER MINUTE THIS IS WHAT BONDS LOOK LIKE
God..................... the Team 7 lover in me just despairs of this final episode bc theyâre all separated and also Tenzo needs justice 4 being Kakashiâs co-wedding planner itâs in the book I read it!!!!
I will set aside my feelings to recognize that Kakashi looks very handsome
Goodbye Naruto you were certainly an experience and I mean that in every possible intonationÂ
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my actual domain name is an abbreviation of nyarlathotep i bought back in 05? when i was going to go full on with cthulhu and pals but i never quite did. see also my eldritch mermaids comic i need to make more of, what we do in the shallows. both were resurrected as projects for a writing comics class last year.
FOLLOWING - 423 but i strongly suspect half of those are dormant. if you asked me to write a list of ppl iâm conciously aware i follow itâd be about, forty ppl? idk prolly more actually
FOLLOWED BY - 2095?! thatâs just the total though, more like five to ten amazing ppl i still canât believe followed me, about twenty five? mutuals i regularly interact with, and then like two thousand bots, randos, haters, and quiet types
BLOCKED BY - itswalky, for one of several reasons possibly but i donât know which
AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP - i aim for 8+ but often stay up late and wake up early. i feel like i slept through most of 2004-2014 tbh
LUCKY NUMBER - i donât really have one
INSTRUMENTS - iâm a fan of the piano, bassoon, and most strings, but i canât even play guitar hero
WHAT IâM WEARING - an old paperthing shirt bc ITâS TOO HOT RN, boxer briefs (new ones! marshalls got some in in my size for a change), and a pair of wierd ass cargo shorts i found at goodwill for $7
DREAM JOB(s) - personal assisstant to some absurdly rich celebrity. tmnt toy designer. thereâs a gift shop and cafe on top of the aiguille du midi. scifi novelist (working on it). warren ellis.
FAVORITE FOOD(s) - bacon egg and cheese biscuit from mcdonalds. a really good roast beef sandwich. clam chowder. spaghetti. cup noodles with a v8 poured over. sausage rolls. pizza. tillamook ice cream but i canât eat a lot of dairy. muenster. roasted csrrots. mud pie.
NATIONALITY - colonizer
FAVORITE SONG(s) - first five off the top of my head are kiss from a rose by seal, and then i canât think of any others for some reason. extreme ways by moby, hayling by fc kahuna, watercolors by ltj bukem, and die young (accoustic) by ke$ha (had to look at my ipod).
LAST BOOK I READ - i boght a ton of books not for class over the last six years and i havenât started aaany of them, so the last book i finished was zone one by colson whitehead. itâs v good.
TOP THREE FICTIONAL UNIVERSES I WANT TO JOIN - i donât have the skillset to be a heroic protagonist, so, pokemon, star trek, and then tbh weâre heading into Generic 1980s Dystopia now so at least maybe a farcical one like dominion tank police. but also shakespeareâs wierd renaissance athens au.
I TAG - nobody bc i never like putting ppl on the spot, i invite everyone bc there are two thousand of you and i only really know like thirty.
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HIDEYOSHIâS RP PLOTTING CHEAT-SHEET
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Mun name: ai
OOC Contact:Â DMs! i tend to give out my discord after weâve gotten to know each other and weâve interacted a bit, but donât hesitate to ask for it!
Who the heck is my muse anyway:
hideyoshi nagachika is one of the human characters in tokyo ghoul/:re. he is the best friend of kaneki ken and was long believed to be dead in the series but has made his reappearance in recent chapters. one of the deciding factors in bringing humans and ghouls together, he currently serves as a leader in helping create peace in this chaotic world against those who wish to destroy it. ultimately, he, among many others, wants to help create a world where humans & ghouls can live in harmony.
Points of interest:
hide suffers from MAJOR bodily trauma. it spans from his mouth, throat, and down to his shoulders from where he was eaten ( by his own volition ) by his best friend. because of this, he was mute for about three years before the ccg manufactured a device that enabled him to speak. he wears a scarf/mask normally from the middle of his face down to hide the scarring.
his voice ( after the surgery ) does not sound natural. it has a sort of robotic and static feel to it. without it, it is hard for him to speak and it is a pain. he turned to writing to communicate.
while hide isnât physically imposing, his intellect is what saves him most of the time. he isnât the strongest person out there, but can account for his well being by being a step ahead of whoever he has to fight against, using wits rather than brawn. quite often, he is underestimated by people.
affectionately, nicknamed as a terrorist by marude who served as a partner to him during his days of hiding away from the world. in a way, he is one, dismantling the corrupt ways of the ccg alongside of him. he doesnât look like it because of his cheery personality that he presents, so itâs easy to miss this about him!
two main verses: scarecrow & current. scarecrow is his ghoul persona that he uses to hide out from the people who are trying to get him killed. a sort of anonymous mask if you will. this takes place during the 3 years timeskip from tg & re. he is heavily disguised as a ghoul so much so that most people will assume. current, he can speak with the aid of his device & is no longer disguised.
What theyâve been up to recently:
current: leading ghouls & humans in fighting back against those who disrupt peace from happening in tokyo. before it was simply an effort to stop the massive force that was âdragonâ but now it is to try and figure out the chaotic happenings of the battle before him and the rest of the conjoined forces.Â
scarecrow: gathering information on the washuu, kanou, any organization that seems to have shady ties in suppressing the general public from knowing the truth about what really goes on. currently hiding and many people do not know that he is even alive.Â
Where to find them:
current: ccg main headquarters, in the control room with division II. also likely to find him wandering the streets of tokyo on his own. he also frequents rooftops, itâs a good place to think and to clear his mind away from all the chaos from below. he does a lot of people watching on his free time!
scarecrow: a wanderer, he never stays in one place too long. itâs easy to get caught. always hiding in the depths of tokyo, traveling in between wards to avoid being found and killed by those who have it out for him. many forget he even exist, only giving him a low ranking bc he is often times seen with ghouls.
Current plans:
modern verse: still needs to be fleshed out but a modern verse where ghouls donât exist. timeline is dodgy but hide is university student and would work part time at a investigation department ( ccg equivalent ) as time goes on. he would still have his injuries but the reason is still not concrete and heâll learn how to use jsl/asl/other forms of communication in the future.
Desired interactions:
hide needs more friends! he is a very social person by nature but he is really lacking in deep friendships where he can show his thoughts and emotions sincerely. someone needs to be there where he can lean on rather than be the one who is always supporting.
on the flip side, more relationships too. hide is such a lovely and loving person, he loves with all his heart. i want him to have someone who he can be devoted to and have that devotion shared. its hard having a one-sided love...Â
sunlit garden verse that i would love to have some threads in. that verse is my version of tweaking canon to make a lot of hideâs character make sense, especially in the way of how he was able to figure out what many couldnât. it also gives him a backstory that he is severely lacking in canon.Â
fake relationship plot. simple. i just love the slow burn of it all and the dynamic that any muse can bring to the table. give me it pls
hide during his recovery time in any verse, its hard to imagine him bearing all that pain on his own so i would hope someone would be there to accompany him. heâs lonely deep down.Â
someone to beat hideâs ass ... like honestly? i want to see him hurt and suffering, someone overpowering him in a way he canât escape from wit alone and he has to deal with being vulnerable and extremely hurt. ( just eat him please )
Offered interactions:
need a shoulder to cry on? hide is there, heâs extremely empathetic and would always offer his comfort better than anyone else can.Â
 need someone to eat? ( if ur muse is a ghoul or a eats ppl... ) if hide thinks your cool enough then sure? why not. heâs already offered his body up one to literally be eaten so why not... make sure to ask permission though!
an intellectual. heâs smart and knows how to make battle plans. he knows he doesnât look like it but his intuition is the best out there and can figure out troublesome leads and do it fast. heâs also a sneaky boy so he can do some shady work if you need it!
need a friend? hide always is there to have new friends. he is total dad tho so be ready for a lot of dotting and being cared for.Â
Current open post/s:
anything that is tagged with âICâ is open for mutuals to reply to, no matter how silly it is!
Anything else?:
quick pet peeves.Â
pls donât water hideâs character down to being the âhappy sunshineâ character. he is complex and has these feelings even if he doesnât show them often. i would also rather him not be the third wheel to anything. itâs alright if your muse believes it but it just makes me a bit annoyed seeing him boiled down to that constantly when he is so much more.Â
also hide is not str8 im just saying it now do not test me on that. thx :^)
Tagging: honestly please just steal it! i want to know everything about ur muses thank uÂ
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HI!!! i like to request ALL of the flowery asks! btw i LOVE ur blog and maybe u????? idk đ¸đ¸ (jk i love u alot)
who is this????????/ under cut bc i get ramblyÂ
azalea: whatâs one word that describes you?
lame lmao
babyâs breath: what did you want to be when you were a kid?
honestly? my answerâs like yours jen because i wanted to be an astronaut but also a vet and then a few years later i wanted to be something else of a whole different profession but now i know what reality is like and i have no clue what i wanna be whoops
begonia: are you a messy or clean person?
i hate seeing my desk/workspace be messy but i cant bring myself to clean it up either???? bc im lazyÂ
bleeding heart: has your heart ever been broken?
hMMMMm mmm idk i dont think so
bluebell: do you drink tea or coffee?
i drink tea more than i drink coffee but i drink water more than i drink tea i drink water like. everyday lmao obviously but i drink a lot of water its my brand now
buttercup: what are five things that make you apologetically happy?
what does this mean why is the word apologetically there i cancelled it lmao no negativity in this house
my favorite people (u know who + my friends)
when people answer my anon asks and . they respond with a long reply/seem really happy responding thats my fav fam
this is getting real anime but when i get an UR/4* from scoutingÂ
finding an anime/manga/book that perfectly suits my taste
im very tempted to just say water bc idk what else 2 sayÂ
calla: whatâs your favorite book?
ive only read 3 whole books this year but i recommend all of themÂ
challenger deep - neal shusterman (i could go on about this book for days honestly its so interesting and even though its told by the same person it has two kind of perspectives because there are two settings, that didnt make sense but this book is my new favorite)
see you in the cosmos - jack cheng (i love this one too because its just so warm? made me a little emo but its really good and i love how unique it is, text type wise)
a monster calls - patrick ness (this was something i heard from my school first so i didnt know if i really wanted to get it but its actually pretty good?)Â
carnation: what are your five most played songs?
i cant really check using the music app bc i added the songs at different timings so itll be inaccurate ill just do most played song from each band/group
again - astro (this is their best song dont @ me)
letting go - day6
all in/stuck - monsta x
death by a strawberry - dance gavin dance
check yes juliet - we the kings
chrysanthemum: what are you afraid of?
i may not b a child but im still afraid of the dark bc my imagination is wild im also afraid of bugs and disappointing others nice oh shit im also afraid of asking for things
daffodil: whatâs your astrological sign?
capricornÂ
dahlia: whatâs your favorite band?
this question was made for me its day6
daisy: which âfriendsâ character do you relate to the most?
ive never watched friendsÂ
dandelion: are you an extrovert or an introvert?
in between!!!!!
geranium: how has your day been?
its been good!!! i managed to ask my mum 2 take me to hair place so i can get it cut finally and im working on updating my tumblr pages and doing all my tags
hydrangea: whatâs your dream job?
pass
iris: whoâs your celebrity crush?
pass
lavender: whatâs one of the best gifts youâve ever received?
oH FUCK FAM my friends got me a kermit toy for my birthday i lvoe it 2 dEATH
lily: whatâs something youâve achieved that youâre really proud of?
i got first in my class once wow amazing that was 2 years ago i wish i was as good as the me from 2 years agoÂ
marigold: what would you like to do more of, but donât ?
well i want 2 b more hardworking but guess thats too late
morning glory: are you an early bird or a night owl?
now that school is over and i have no reason to wake up early ive become neither which is saddening because... i like waking up at 7am on weekends and doing things early but now i wake up at like 9-10am and i still sleep at 11pm Â
orchid: whatâs the last movie you saw?
i really dont remember?? maybe uh guardians of the galaxy?? i dont remember who i watched it with and when but it was good actually i remember who i watched it with nvmÂ
pansy: do you believe in love at first sight?
i dont really believe in romantic love anymoreÂ
peony: what does your url mean?
chicken fetus means an egg
periwinkle: what are you thankful for?
god get ready folks im gonna go on my biggest boxy rant ever...
so boxy is my friend who ive been mutuals for over a year and our first common interest is love live and haikyuu so we had that to talk about but im bad at keeping conversations with ppl on tumblr so that ended quickly but earlier this year or late last year i made a twitter and told people on here about it and she followed me and i didnt really mind/pay attention to the stuff she posted/rted uNTIL. until that fateful day... june 25th... at like 8pm? she rted a pic of mister brian kang with dumb minion glasses on and ok maybe i do believe in love at first sight? bc wow!!!!! whos this dumbass with minion glasses and the fluffiest hair ??? so i slide into boxyâs dm.. expecting an explanation and she gives me a good one saying how brians from a band (i would later find out), day6 and im not a fan of kpop, never have been.. ive only watched like some kpop mvs bc i love my friends so i expect myself to listen to them and get over them as soon as im done. boxy my friend, bless HER she sends me all of their mvs from congratulations to i smile and i watch the first one - i smile and me? i start smiling and i can feel myself getting excited because holy fuck theyre a band! they play fucking instruments??? and at this point im already whipped then i move onto how can i say and that shit blew my mind let me tell you.. so because of boxy... i get to where i am now, proudly stanning 3 groups and if it were not for her i wouldve never gotten into mx as well... boxy is just?? really important to me her impact is just that great?? so im super!! sUPER thankful for her and i dont think sheâll ever see this but boxy i love u thank u so much!! boxy gave me more than one reason to live, and not just exist?? without her i wouldve never been able to make so many (like 2 but hEY) new friends and this probably got so long idk im just really thankful for boxy thank u lord for blessing us with boxy (@/youngkwhom on twitter) (kittenma on tumblr) i hope shes happy forever and i also hope she has good days for the rest of her life?? boxy deserves it i lvoe u boxy
petunia: where were you ten years ago?
10 years ago i was like 6 probably watching pokemon or some shit and getting glasses
poinsettia: where would you like to be in ten years?
dead thanks
poppy: whatâs your online persona?
i dont understad the meaning of persona but an egg??????Â
rose: whoâs the last person you spent quality time with?
all my classmates in an exam hall for 2 hours, quality time indeed
snapdragon: what are your goals?
pass
sunflower: whatâs your favorite quote?
i think i had one before but i forgot so maybe it wasnt my favourite lol idk i dont have one now
tulip: if you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
for all of my favourite people to be happy forever
a good future
i want astro, mx and day6 to get an award for all of their hardwork thanks
violet: whatâs one thing most people donât know about you?
i was gonna say smth negative but lets not hm m m i? ?? ill put smth irl ppl probably dont know either uh hhh i guess?? that i eat a lot?? but also get full really quickly but then really hungry right after that idk thanks digestion
zinnia: do you believe in magic?
no ????/ idk is there any evidence that magic existsÂ
JEN !!! thank u so much for asking even tho u probably asked just to get back at me but this was still fun ask memes will never get boring bro,. i love u and i hope u have a good evening also i love ur blog too moon anon probably already told u
to anyone who actually bothered reading through this mess - thank you and i hope you have a good day/night too!!
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