#boy needs to CHILL

[bi-bi-buckleydiaz]

CLIPBOARD BUCK

#911 spoilers #911 fox #evan buckley #boy needs to chill #hen gonna kick his ass

[fadewalking]

My male lizard is straight up harassing my female 🥲 he's so horny and she wants no part of it. Dude needs to take a hint

#she's not giving him any kind of reciprocal body language #and he still has the gall to try to mount her #with absolutely no invitation #then proceeds to look PikaShocked when she jumps away from him #boy needs to chill #ooc

[phantom-0-writer]

I actually thought of this prompt like forever ago and i rly wanted to write a whole story for it but i couldn't think of a plot that would stick to it and make sense without adding too many outside elements and in my opinion over saturating the story. BUT i do have a bunch of scenes of danny and damian in my head about this also also some danny and other batfam members.

So anyways your order has been delivered...

original prompt: Gotham Academy's Mentorship Program

scene two: tim's arch nemesis

table of contents

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scene 01: damian's not-so-very-bad day

“Father, you wanted to speak with me.” Damian said, trugging into his Father’s study late into the afternoon per Pennyworth’s behest. 

Father looked up from his work at Damian’s arrival, Drake gave him a look of annoyance that Damian returned with a sneer. “Damian.” Father greeted as he reached Father’s work station. “I spoke with your principal earlier today.” Damian huffed and crossed his arms in defiance at whatever accusation he was about to be handed, “Put your frown away, you're not in trouble.” Father chuckled lightly. 

Damian frowned. He was not a child, he did not need to be treated like one. 

“There’s a mentorship program at your school.” Father started, Damian raised an intrigued brow at him. 

Perhaps Father had succeeded in seeing his potential, “Well I suppose I wouldn’t mind mentoring one of the many underlings at the so-called academy.” Damian sighed, letting his arms fall to his side, as he looked up at his Father. 

Father blinked at him, processing what he had said, then glanced at Drake who looked like a fraying rope length away from bursting into laughter. “The mentorship program… it’s for you.” Father tried hesitantly. 

“Yes.” Damian nodded in understanding. 

There was an uncomfortable silence from Father.

“He means that you're the one getting mentored.” Drake laughed at him, shoulders shaking. 

Damian turned to Father. But the denial never came. “What!” Damian couldn’t help scream in outrage. “You want me to get mentored by some hillbilly civilian who can't tell a katana from a wakizashi?” He slammed his hands on Father’s table. 

Father looked at him with disapproval, but said nothing, not caring enough to discipline Damian. 

“Hillbilly civilian.” Drake croaked from the corner of the room, draping himself dramatically over one of the side sofas. 

“You’re to meet him first thing tomorrow when you get to school. Here’s his student profile, if you're interested.” Father handed him a singular paper. 

“Father I do not need-” 

“It’s already been arranged Damian, atleast give it a try.” Father said with a sigh, picking up his files again in a silent dismissal of Damian. 

The paper crumpled slightly as Damian stormed to his room.  

Daniel James Fenton. 

“Let’s see how long you last.” Damian eyed the picture of the smiling teen. 

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“Have a good day at school Masters Tim, Thomas, and Damian.” Pennyworth bid, as they all got out of the car. 

“Later, Alfred.” Thomas waved at the butler as he drove off. 

They all walked in the same direction to enter their classrooms, when Drake stopped him in his path. “Ohoho, and where do you think you’re going Damian?” he asked cheekily.

“Tsk.” He was hoping to be able to make it to his class before the others noticed, then continue to evade the principal and other faculty if need be required. To be foiled so early into his plan, furthermore by Drake, was humiliating. 

“Aren’t you supposed to be in the principal’s office?” Drake continued to smother his victory over Damian. 

“I was just on my way.” He huffed, turning around annoyed. Drake and Thomas snickered as he retreated. 

Damian knocked on the familiar oak doors. “Come in.” Mr. Carson called from the other side. Damian entered, and plopped down on the same chair he sat in every time he had been sent here. “Ah Damian. Goodmorning.” He waited for a reply, but when he realized he wouldn’t be getting one he continued on, “Mr. Fenton should be here any minute, but I’m glad you were able to come here on your own accord.” Mr. Carson talked as he hung up his jacket and took a seat at his chair. 

Damian could only watch the seconds tick by as he sat in that office. He wondered absentmindedly if Fenton didn’t show up would he be free. The knock at the door decimated all hopes Damian had for that. 

“Ah, that must be Mr. Fenton.” Mr. Carson mused out loud, “Come in.” 

Fenton entered the room hesitantly, greeting Mr. Carson with a small smile. Fenton was a scholarship student and held reasonable grades so his intellect was not to be underestimated, though often simply being able to score well on tests did not translate to having adequate life skills. Fenton was taller than Drake, but still average, dark hair, tanned skin, gray-blue eyes. When Damian’s supposed mentor looked at Damian for the first time since he had entered the room, Damian couldn’t help but feel like he was caught in a stare off with a beast. 

The way Fenton examined his surroundings reminded Damian of the League of Assassins. Careful, analytical and tactical. All things Damian had excelled in. But there was something different about Fenton than what Damian had often seen in the League. His eyes were softer than those that had trained Damian. Damian couldn’t understand why his eyes looked like that. 

Fenton smiled at him in a way that was likely meant to be kind, “Hi, you must be Damian. I’m Danny.” He stuck out his hand for Damian to shake. 

Damian did not take the hand, instead he turned to principal Carson, “When can I leave?” He asked board, subtly eying Fenton’s reaction in his peripheral vision. 

“We have to iron out the finer details and the both of you will be free to go until we see each other for our weekly check in every Friday.” Principal Carson started, “Mr. Fenton why don’t you take a seat. 

Undeterred by Damian’s lack of interest, Fenton took a seat. Mr. Carson explained to Fenton his responsibilities as a mentor and what would be expected of him, Fenton in turn nodded along attentively. After his long explanation of the whole program the both of them were free from his office, and excused from classes until lunch to “get to know each other better”.

Damian translated that to having until lunch to show Fenton that he was out of his depth and have him running with his tail between his legs. 

“So…” Fenton drawled trying to buy time to think of something adequate to say no doubt, “How about we go to the library to hang out?” Fenton offered. 

Damian simply huffed in agreement as they made their way to a pair of sofas tucked between the many rows of books. 

“So, Damian, uh, what do you like to do after school?” Fenton asked unoriginally. 

Damian turned so he could meet Fenton eye-to-eye. “Train.” He said honestly. If he plans on scaring him off then leaning into the superficial things he learned in the League would do him well. 

“Oh, you do sports?” Fenton asked inquisitively. Damian was momentarily thrown off by his show of genuine interest in his personal life, but Damian quickly collected himself. Fenton was merely putting on an act to get him to open up, Damian would be a fool to fall for it. 

“No.” He scoffed at the thought of sports, “I train for battle,” He made sure to put as much confidence as he could in his voice. Oftentimes in the past when he had told his peers of his activities they had brushed him off and laughed at him, Damian wondered if Fenton would have a similar reaction. 

“Hardcore.” Fenton nodded in awe.

Damian blinked, “You believe me?” He found himself whispering. 

“Well, yeah.” Fenton responded as if it were the most obvious thing, in fact, he seemed confused as Damian’s bafflement. 

Damian quickly collected himself, “Well of course you should believe me it’s the truth, I’m a highly skilled blade user.” He nodded to himself. 

“Blade user, huh? Do you prefer katanas or wakizashi? Or a classic long sword maybe.” Fenton asked eying Damian as if it would help him find the correct answer. 

“Katanas obviously.” Damian scoffed, “They’re incredibly balanced, strong, and give you incredible control over your attacks. Wakizashi are also a good option if you prefer close combat and if you’re fighting in an area with a lot of obstacles.” Fenton hummed and nodded at his explanation, and Damian found himself continuing, “Long swords are originally from the Bavaria and Switzerland regions during the medieval times-”

#danny and damian #damian al ghul #damian wayne #danny fenton #dpxdc #Gotham Academy's Mentorship Program #Mentor Danny #danny: wow this kid seems kinda nervous let me send him some chill vibes #damian: why do i keep talking??? #and yes danny asking about the swords was a callback to what damian said to prove that danny is going to live up what damian needs him to b #but tbh we all knew that #is principal carson clockwork??? who knows #damian: violence is an option #danny after years of being surrounded by ghosts that will tackle him to the floor and break bones as a way to say wassup bestie: #aww what a cute baby ghost talking about baby ghost things #tim loves trolling damian #actually i love trolling damian and am living vicariously thru him #damian is not a reliable narrator #damian is also rly dramatic #he is best boy <3 #kinda forgot duke isn't suppose to be here yet but #my story my timeline #danny mentorship au

[turtleblogatlast]

Something I like about Leo is that he’s honestly really chill? It’s easy to remember the moments where he’s being obnoxious or excitable but I feel like most of the time he’s incredibly “go with the flow” and has an overall affable demeanor.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rise leo #Genuinely speaking I feel like said demeanor is incredibly useful for when he has to charm and/or persuade people into listening to him #I have a whole post talking about Leo’s charm and how he consistently gets people to hear him out even if he’s annoyed or upset them #like they’ll still listen to what he has to say in full #his charisma stat is real and utilized quite often in this series I swear he’s not just a loser cringeboy all the time 😭 #if he wants to persuade and/or charm then he honestly sooo often does #me listing the 400th reason why Leo grows up to be the worlds best ninja and a good 365 of those reasons are Leo’s various subterfuge skill #Like most episodes where he’s not the main focus (and even many where he is) #he’s a voice of reason who notices things quickly and is often the one taking point to talk down situations #something interesting I found between Leo and Mikey is that #Mikey tells people what they need to hear #Leo tells people what they want to hear #not only out of his own agenda either #when bullhop was wrecking their home leo was the one that negotiated to make the situation go smoother #even if he would have rather bullhop left #meanwhile Mikey is the one who bluntly tells things as it is #small character moment that means a lot to me #Mikey is an honest boy who is upfront about his feelings #Leo prefers to let people make their own decisions he wants them to through steering the convo in that direction #but he is easily cowed by guilt #regardless leo is a people person - he knows how to talk to them and how to manipulate/persuade #and I like that his bros know this and often push him forward to do the talking if they wanna charm someone into doing what they want #I think Leo’s hope speeches are also an example of this - he’s saying what people really want to hear (and often it’s ALSO what they NEED) #the further the series goes on the higher Leo’s inner stress rises and he just keeps that chill aura anyway #there’s a reason!!! he wanted to go to a SPA so badly!! #literally the first thing he does when he gets in is rest #no joke meditation would do him good? like- it’s a Leo thing and I genuinely think rise leo would be no different here

[another-anime-daydreamer]

Hey guys, I know she’s really beautiful, but don’t forget SHE IS A REAL BEAUTIFUL HUMAN behind her tumblr account, so treat her like one. R-E-S-P-E-C-T her as a person because she is one. Don’t be creepy and nasty and weird. Let her enjoy her tumblr experience in peace. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

#y’all need to chill #it’s 2024 #grow up #stop being boys and start being men #stop tumblr horn dogs #don’t be weird #don’t be gross #respect her #respect tumblr women #mine #I’m sorry y’all have to deal with such filth

[socksandbuttons]

More tiny eclipse pls 🙏🥺

UH UH ALRIGHTY!!!

BEAN ECLIPSE THERE YA GO. Also just Sun's whole behaviour about it. He's Winning. Sun's kinda fixed up the timeout corner cause Eclipse is there a lot (surprisingly he DOES stay there. Lunar say's it Eclipse's brooding corner now.) Lunar makes funny faces at him until eclipse either throws something at him or Earth takes Lunar away. Eclipse: Denies Uppies and Attention, Gets the Corner for Crimes. Lunar: And you thought me wrong for Uppies brother. Perish in the pits of fluff and playbars. Relinquish your vertical memoirs. They cannot help you now.

ALSO UH BONUS BEAN'D OTHERS??? Sun and Moon were suppose to be the Swap Au's boys. Then I was tasked with Bloodmoon and then Earth.

#anyway UPLOADS THESE BEFORE I FORGET I WANNA DRAW M OTHER BOYS!!!! #i need more sunlunar... and baby au #bean eclipse au #sams eclipse #sams lunar #tsams #sun and moon show #myart #in regards to this au i need to dra wlike.... the before of all this actually #cause bean eclipse here is after some chilling and giving himself some insight #killcode actually takes him rather than bean eclipse stay at the daycare at first #for obvious reasons

[greenheartart]

Summertime Stretch ♥

#undertale #underswap #stretch #papyrus #US!Papyrus #Falling asleep the other night I had a quick flashbulb image of Stretch in this outfit chilling by the water #just happy and enjoying the sun #I had a mighty need to sketch it #just love this soft summertime stoner boy

[dathomirdumpsterfire]

i feel like maul would get into tea because the perfectionism and theatre of good tea making would appeal to his inner neurotic thespian. he would also just enjoy flavors, after knowing food scarcity. a small 6oz cup is probably the right rate of hydration for him post lotho minor, on fuckin repeat all day of course, so i imagine he picked the habit up naturally.

#dear gods give that boy some chamomile #it won't fix him but maybe it'll prevent a few of the rage induced stomach ulcers #.... this is the entire baseline you'd need to start a tatooine centric tea shop au #it's the ba sing se tea shop arc from atla except poor maul doesn't have an uncle iroh #SOME ONE GET MAUL AN UNCLE IROH #stat!!! #this will also probably not fix him but he deserves an uncle #might chill him out a little to have someone patient to monologue too #.... why are we always trying to fix maul with a lover when we could probably do this better with an upgraded father figure #me @me and also @all of us #hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #ANYWAY! #darth maul drinks tea #star wars #darth maul #nightbrothers #sith #maul opress #zabrak #tcw

[spookberry]

patchin up wounds in the dark

#danny phantom #tucker foley #savant par #guys its chill danny's blood is glowy enough that they dont even need to turn the lights on #anyways i was imagining this whole story around this #about some ghost fight that led to a power outage and Tucker actually has a bruise on the side of his face from the fight #which is why Danny's not quite touching him #and doing that thing ya know like where his worry for tucker's injury matters more than the fact that hes bleeding out #and akxjakzbzaj #do you know what im talking about?! #anyway yeah #i havent drawn the boys in a bit so <3 #my art #fanart

[iguessthisisanewobsession]

Tim and Danny are in the same film class and are paired up for their final which is to create a thirty to an hour long film that would be watched and voted on by the entire class.

The project has a bunch of criteria for actual filming and editing but as far as the teacher cared they could go nuts in the story itself as long as they recorded their process.

Tim is actually looking forward to work on this project! Danny is nice and equally invested. They have plotted a well thought out story and are starting to plan out scenes and camera angles.

With the manor property as the main film site and with Danny’s old friends back home helping with props and editing it looked like they were going to win the stupid crowns at the end of the year!

If only Tim’s family could stop having terrible timing that is.

#writing prompt #shipping #dp x dc #brain dead #or platonic #tim drake #danny fantom #danny phantom #dp au #dc au #they be in it for the crown #seriously #the batfamily #needs to chill #no one’s dying #Alfred is 100% helping the boys #he helps them acting #filming #writing #they entire time #he’s just happy Tim is making friends and putting effort into something normal #Alfred gets cameos #and all the high fives

[okaycoffees]

born to be snufkin, forced to be moomintroll

(in love with my best friend)

#i would LOVE to be a chill dude who vibes and is cool but NOO #I have to be a stupid little lover boy #and i won't ever tell them because its not worth losing them over I need them in my life !! #even if that means watching them love someone else #moomin #mumin #moomintroll #snufkin #moominvalley #snufmin #mine

[derekhalesbian]

#sterek #stiles #derek #kitty needs to chill #tw #stiles stilinski #derek hale #teen wolf #derek x stiles #stiles x derek #haleinski #ok during the thick of the show where derek barely has walls he uses store brand bar soap #but when he’s actually comfortable and safe for fucking ONCE? that man is a SNOB about soap #meanwhile stiles is a grody teenage boy who scrubs himself with fucking shaving cream and thinks it’s fine when he runs out of soap

[foursaints]

i follow the rosekiller tag so sometimes posts about them hit my dash and i read them & my only thought is 'tumblr person foursaints wouldn't do this to me' these boys are strange. crooked. rotten. alive. dead. you get it. so happy someone else sees them this way too.

you’re so wise anon… rosekiller has this innate austere ghoulishness that i don’t think incorrect quotes can capture… those are two sullen pureblood children raised in empty estates by hard-handed private tutors… and both of them have gone deeply wrong inside…

one is a violent delinquent who is also a charming prefect making disconcertingly perfect grades & the other is the school’s dark-magic nobody who quietly disdains everyone (and only talks to his twin) <-scientifically perfect dynamic. why would you tamper with this

#a #STRANGE CROOKED ROTTEN ALIVE DEAD BOYS! YES! YESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ROSE & THORN #i think at a certain point i need to chill. calm down about them even. but i cannot

[drizztdohurtin]

I'm not well versed into DND lore, so I gotta ask , are drow men canonically submissive and breedable? Is nere just being a brat?

OK OK OKOK OK ok okOK OK ONE YAPPUCCINO COMING UP ☝☝☝☝ (clearly I have been foaming at the mouth to finally get a chance to answer this from the minute you sent it) !!!!

It's like sorta tricky to answer but not really at the same time. So in Drow culture (more specifically: Lolthian cities), men are second-class citizens, and the entire society is matriarchal. Women in all ways are dominant and domineering. They don't really marry, they rarely have relationships (romantic relationships), but they are taught that sex is for your own pleasure and for procreation when the time is right.

Men offer themselves to women, and if she is interested she will take them either for her pleasure or to reproduce (or both) - but she's often not concerned with his pleasure.

WITH THAT BEING SAID: Drow men are, indeed, submissive and breedable, but only because they are raised and expected to be that way. Whether or not that's actually what they prefer/enjoy is another discussion. Keep in mind, they're also likely raised to know that sex is not for their pleasure - so if that's what you're indoctrinated to believe, how many sexual preferences would you really have? It definitely comes down to each individual.

(foaming at the mouth now bc I get to talk about Nere) OKAY NERE Ugh god, my submissive, breedable little brat, Nere. Because men are raised to serve women in Lolthian culture (and he is a Lolth-sworn Drow), leaving Lolth and no longer serving her meant that he did not have to be a part of a matriarchal society anymore and he gained a lot of freedom.

Becoming a leader of any kind as a man who used to be sworn to Lolth is a big deal, so I imagine that becoming a leader within the cult of the Absolute started his power trip. "I'm no longer at the mercy of others, no longer at the mercy of women. Now I lead, and others are at my mercy," is probably the general thought in his head. He definitely has a big head about it by the time you meet him.

extra NSFW thoughts under the break:

Despite how tough and dominating he thinks he is, I know for a fact that the second you let him fuck he would have no idea what to do - and he'd be very clumsy and it'd piss him off. He probably wouldn't even last that long.

If Tav is a woman, especially a Drow woman (Seldarine or Lolth-sworn, doesn't matter), it'd be very easy to make him fold. He'd hate to admit it but even if he's the one that's railing into you, he'd still find it invigorating if you retained your dominance over him; that is, make it clear that he's only fucking you like that because you're allowing him to. Allowing him to fuck you is a privilege that you could take away at any moment; he'd actually hate how intoxicating it was to him, he'd hate how much he loved to be dominated.

#the fact that someone thought to come to me to ask this question is such an honor #I could've kept going too LSDFASDL #i need a chill pill fr Nere gets me so worked up #serena the yap-atron 3000 #my pathetic baby boy #my writing #nere #my hcs #ask #smut #bg3 #x reader

[paperconsumption]

he looks so in pain at the end. i’m sorry the ghost you were exorcising via eating enjoyed it man that must’ve been rough

#i like how glasses boy currently has no use to the phantom buster team #guy who sees ghosts + guy who hears them + guy who eats them + guy who is chilling #here by virtue of being eating guy’s best buddy #i need to remember their names i think

[katydoodles]

Aang and Azula would smoke weed together. They would use the devil’s cabbage to chill out!!!

I saw this Jack Vettriano painting and of a smoking couple and i need to draw Azula and Aang getting high.

#azulaang #headcanon #LIKE LET THEM CHILL #THEY HAVE A LOT OF PRESSURE IN THEIR LIVES #Azula needs to calm down and this is one way #Aang is a hippie dippy nomadic monk #THAT BOY WOULD GET HIGH #someone take my phone away