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pseudophan · 3 days
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dan acting like he’s not conventionally attractive is crazy to me. ok mr pretty privilege
does he though cause i feel like amid all his self deprecating humour he's been mostly like 'everything sucks but at least i'm hot'. apart from like, complaining about having a double chin in photos cause he's too tall so the angle is always shit
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mipexch · 29 days
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intimacy it understands
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kvtnisseverdeen · 10 months
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All I know is, I was enchanted to meet you...
SPEAK NOW (TAYLOR'S VERSION)
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prokopetz · 7 months
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Browsing Tumblr-safe horny art and trying to guess which of these characters have dicks based on the artist's particular choice of mildly incongruous object obscuring their naughty bits.
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emotionaldisaster909 · 4 months
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ALSO!!!1
H I M
THAT’S HIM!!!!
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The only good person who pleaded not to kill innocent people!!!1
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HE WAS THERE SINCE LQQ’S CHILDHOOD
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BABY!!!1
And he witnessed the Gilded Massacre with LQQ!!!
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Omg he was with him all the way
That’s it.
They’re married.
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liatorii · 6 months
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I did it! My piece for @karin848 for the amazing @starwars-arttrade-2023 !
Your love for Ashoka has inspired me :D hope she’s cozy enough!
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bemusedlybespectacled · 4 months
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Honestly? Not surprised at all about OFMD's cancellation, because if they didn't strongly expect to get cancelled, the finale makes absolutely no sense, particularly in regards to Stede and Ed's relationship and character development. The whole season was rushed, and the finale was especially rushed, because they knew that might be their last chance to wrap up loose ends.
And if they had gotten a third season, they'd have to have either a) negated it so it wasn't a happy ending (thus negating the implication in 2x8 that they have resolved all of their serious relationship and personal issues), or b) gone beyond it, built on it, but then had a SECOND, happier ending? somehow? even though it's pretty clear that retiring together is supposed to be the end goal?
Like, we got the season we got because Jenkins et. al. suspected that they wouldn't have any more time to develop the characters or get to the end goal they'd envisioned. We kind of already got season 3, or like, the speedrun version of it.
Alienating a decent chunk of your fanbase with what I consider a betrayal to the show's core message/established rules and a slap in the face to everyone who praised it for promoting kindness and queer happiness is probably not great for your longevity as a show, either.
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socksandbuttons · 9 months
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More tiny eclipse pls 🙏🥺
UH UH ALRIGHTY!!!
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BEAN ECLIPSE THERE YA GO. Also just Sun's whole behaviour about it. He's Winning. Sun's kinda fixed up the timeout corner cause Eclipse is there a lot (surprisingly he DOES stay there. Lunar say's it Eclipse's brooding corner now.) Lunar makes funny faces at him until eclipse either throws something at him or Earth takes Lunar away. Eclipse: Denies Uppies and Attention, Gets the Corner for Crimes. Lunar: And you thought me wrong for Uppies brother. Perish in the pits of fluff and playbars. Relinquish your vertical memoirs. They cannot help you now.
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ALSO UH BONUS BEAN'D OTHERS??? Sun and Moon were suppose to be the Swap Au's boys. Then I was tasked with Bloodmoon and then Earth.
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teddybeartoji · 1 month
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i think gojo would be TERRIBLE at any type of imposter game. like those mafia games or among us etc etc. HE WOULD SUCKKK. he has never won a single game. ever. he just gets so excited whenever he's The Bad Guy and he gets this glint in his eyes and it just makes it so fucking obvious that he's the one lmao. and then he's soooooo sad when he loses:(((( like c'mon guys how'd you know it was me:(((( BE SERIOUSSSS YOU LITERALLY WENT "MWAHAHAHA" WHEN THE GAME BEGAN???????????????????? he's stupid i can't believe i love him
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hongcherry · 9 months
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tie again || c.sc (m)
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"When you show off your skills of tying cherry stems with your tongue, Seungcheol is determined to do the same."
🍒 Pairing: Seungcheol x Reader (afab)
🍒 Rating/Genres/AUs: M(18+); Fluff, smut, humor; Established relationship
🍒 Warnings: Lots of teasing and laughing, very lighthearted tbh aha, Seungcheol's competitive (wbk), oral (f. rec.), names (darling)
🍒 Word Count: 1.2k
🍒 Author's Note: Spontaneously wrote this after tying cherry stems today LOL. Also, I want to start writing without all the worries I usually have when writing, so if you see any errors... No, you didn't 😃 and plz ignore how the coloring doesn't match in the pics, i got too lazy im sorry
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“Hey, wanna’ see something?”
Seungcheol glances up from his phone, eyes scanning your body to lock onto what you want to show him. However, the only thing he spots is what seems to be a cherry stem.
“Are you going to make it disappear?” he teases, a corner of his mouth raising in an annoying smirk.
“No,” you huff and sit down next to him on the couch. He makes no attempt to move and instead grabs your legs to drape over his.
“Alright,” he says, “show me.”
You smile and plop the stem in your mouth.
Seungcheol’s gaze drifts down and watches the way your mouth moves slightly as you do something with the stem.
After a couple of seconds, you stick your tongue out—a tied cherry stem resting on it.
Seungcheol raises an eyebrow at you.
“Showing off your tongue skills, darling? You know, you could’ve shown me in another way.”
You take the stem off your tongue, laughing and nudging him. “Sicko!”
He chuckles with you and leans in to give you a quick peck.
“Impressed, though?” you wonder and hold up the tied stem.
He takes it from your fingers to examine it. Once he’s done, he sets it down and holds out his hand.
“Let me try.”
“It’s not that easy, Cheol,” you reply. You know it’ll stir his competitive side and although you truly love him, you’re excited to see him struggle. You tell yourself you’re not being mean—simply helping him learn a skill in the way you know will work. Competition.
Seungcheol grumbles and taps on your legs.
“Fine, fine,” you say as you get up to retrieve another stem. After rinsing and eating the fruit, you present Seungcheol with his challenge.
Seungcheol adjusts you so you’re in the same position as before on the couch, then puts the stem in his mouth.
You suppress your grin as the minutes pass.
His eyebrows become more furrowed the longer he struggles.
“Babe, just tie it,” you tease.
Seungcheol throws you a glare, tongue still moving inside his mouth. After another minute passes, he finally admits defeat.
“You gave me a flawed one!” he whines.
“No, I didn’t,” you giggle—not because it was flawed, but because he’s simply too cute.
“Let me get one this time,” he says and slides from under your legs.
You watch him travel to the kitchen and back before placing the stem in his mouth again. Like earlier, he ends up with an untied cherry stem.
“It’s okay, Cheollie. You can’t be good at everything,” you coo, taking his sulky face in your hands and wiggling it.
The act causes him to whine more, and you can’t help but kiss his puckered lips before leaving him on the couch to watch some YouTube in the bedroom.
The next day, Seungcheol comes home with two bags of cherries.
It takes him twenty minutes to get it after doing some research. Though, he’s not satisfied. You tied the stem in seconds while he tied his in minutes.
So, Seungcheol sits on the couch, a bowl of washed cherries in front of him as he practices. Days pass until he’s finally getting the hang of it. A few seconds is shed off his record time with each stem he uses.
Two weeks later, he’s sitting you down on the couch.
You stay silent as he holds up the stem for a moment before taking it in his mouth. A few seconds later, he shows you a tied cherry stem on his tongue.
“Look at you, babe!” you cheer, clapping your hands enthusiastically. “Good job!”
Seungcheol’s mouth breaks out in a big grin, dimples on full display. It makes your own lips lift.
“Do it again,” you insist giddily and hand him another stem from the bowl he has.
He complies and like before, ties it within seconds.
“You got it!” you exclaim.
Seungcheol just smiles. You know he loves compliments, but he won’t admit to it.
“Now that you’ve accomplished tying a cherry stem, what other skills have you improved on?” you ask suggestively.
He smirks at you, eyes darkening as he considers entertaining your idea.
“I bet you’re dying to know, hm?” he questions with a deep voice.
You smile. “Of course I am. I want to support you and all your talents.”
He chuckles and before you know it, you’re laying down with your shorts and underwear off.
Seungcheol’s tongue is circling your clit while his hands knead the softness of your thighs. After a few jerks of your hips, he descends lower. The tip of his tongue presses your hole teasingly before gliding up between your slicken folds.
“How am I doing, darling?” he asks.
“I-I think you can do better,” you taunt even though your voice is slightly shaky. Seungcheol catches the quiver but entertains your bratty attitude anyway.
“Let me try harder then,” he hums before lowering down again.
This time, he flattens his tongue as he slides it up your slit before quickly kitten-licking your clit. Your hips buck up at his quick pace while you tangle your hands in his hair.
He smiles against you and then uses two fingers to spread your folds so he can tease your hole with his tongue.
You’re whining his name, throwing your head back against the couch cushions, and begging for more.
He adheres to your pleas and slides his tongue inside.
“Feels s-so good, Cheollie,” you praise.
The comment makes his movements go faster.
The familiar feeling in your tummy builds up until you’re coming around his tongue, legs shaking and hips rising from the intensity of your orgasm.
Seungcheol emerges from between your legs, lower face glistening. The sight has your heart racing again. You need to taste him. To feel him fully.
Seungcheol laughs as you pounce on him, though the end of it gets cut off when you kiss him. He wraps an arm around your lower back while his other rests behind him to steady you both.
“How did I do?” he smiles once you pull away.
“You’ve definitely improved,” you commend.
Seungcheol’s smile grows when you kiss him again. “So, did you have an ulterior motive when you showed off your little tongue trick a few weeks ago?”
“No, but it sure had a nice outcome, didn’t it?” you giggle.
Truthfully, you just wanted something you could brag about to Seungcheol. You knew he’d want to learn how and that he couldn’t turn down a challenge. The thought of something more did cross your mind, but it wasn’t your goal. However, you aren’t going to complain that it happened.
“You’re a little sneaky one,” he chuckles. “I’ll have to keep an eye on you.”
“Only one?”
“True. I’ll have to keep both eyes on you, but that won’t be hard to do.”
You tilt your head in questioning. “Oh?”
“Hm,” he confirms. “You’re too stunning not to look at.”
A pause, then, “Simp.”
“Shut up,” he huffs before bringing your face to his, crashing his lips against yours even though you’re laughing, and he can’t kiss you properly. Though for some reason, it just makes him fall in love with you all over again.
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A/N: Can anyone tie cherry stems with their tongue? 😋
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padfootastic · 7 months
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my sirius & harry thought of the day:
harry kept that firebolt alive for all 137 years of his remaining life through sheer willpower and magical strength. he did not let a single twig of it die off. not only was he absolutely unhinged about taking care of it, not letting anyone near it after 5th year, but he also basically single-handedly reinvented the field of broom-crafting just so he could keep his godfather’s gift to him alive. he didn’t do anything with this skill, basically driving everywhere who knew him spare bc !!! ‘harry do u know what u just did? most brooms don’t last over 6-7 years, not even a fraction of that if used at the pace and frequency as u. if u could just—‘
and he just flat out shuts them up bc how does he tell them that the reason his firebolt is still alive is bc sirius’ love runs thru it and harry would die himself before he let it bc he can’t lose the last piece of sirius he has left. he cannot perform this miracle on any other broom, tho he can probably make the single best non-sirius-gifted broom that the WW has ever seen just bc of how extensive his knowledge is now
and the thing, right, is he doesn’t keep the firebolt locked up in some display like some artefact. sirius would’ve never wanted that. his dad would’ve hated it. brooms were meant to be flown. so fly, he does. wonderfully. it’s forever his primary broom and he puts it thru all the paces, keeping up with all sorts of newer, flashier, pro models w utter ease.
it’s like this: when he uses this firebolt, it feels like perhaps he has his godfather back for just a second. and harry is forever weak to that feeling.
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lucradiss · 8 months
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If we are working under the assumption that Tolkien’s works are nonfiction or at the least historical fiction, it is reasonable to expect Crowley and Aziraphale to have been, respectively, an elf and a hobbit.
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thatdogmagic · 1 year
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Got tired of looking at the all boys club down in the Sluice/Warrens so cooked up a big butch boar bitch.
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theabbystabby · 7 months
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Drew Artificer for an rp, but also for funsies because I love her very much <333
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mtndw-whteout · 2 months
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They’d definitely adopt any and all Esper kids. Just like Reigen @sodasexual
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They’d be such silly parents
*sobs*
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splatattackz · 3 months
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i will say, with day 4 not being released today (i dont think theyd release it this late) i dont think the qsmp will actually return tomorrow. i think there will be delay, maybe from a mix of respecting the strike and development reasons. they want this return to probably be big, and with most of the creators in support of the gaza strike, theyll need to wait. plus its kind of a bad move imo to overshadow the strike with this right now. so i think we'll see day 4 tomorrow or even sunday depending on how they want day 5 to line up with the big return.
but thats just my current standing theory idk
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