#bbc robin hood incorrect quotes

[let-djaqsayfuck]

“he’s my little scrunkly a miserable sopping wet little dude he’s the worst” except here in the RH fandom we really mean it

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[am0o5]

Alternative to my last post…

Robin: I got a new phone in a race today.

One of the gang, probably much: What kind of race let’s you win a phone?

Robin: A race between me, guy and the sheriff.

I dunno I like to think it works, I also thought about putting the archery competition instead of race and new arrow instead of phone.

#bbc Robin Hood #Robin Hood #incorrect quotes #Robin Hood incorrect quotes #guy of gisborne #the sheriff #bbc Robin Hood incorrect quotes

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 134

Jason: We here?

Tim: Two streets away, but this'll do.

Jason: For what?

Tim: Punch me in the face.

Jason: Punch you?

Tim: Yes, punch me. In the face. Didn't you hear me?

Jason: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

Tim: Oh, for god's sake. *punches him*

Jason: *punches him back*

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[beautyinsteadofashes]

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[sherwoodknights]

Robin: She was poetry but he couldn't read

Allan: His name is jared and he's nineteen

Will: When his parents built a very strange machine

Djaq: Watch that scene dig it the dancing queen

Much: AYYY MACARENA

John: ....Horrible job, everyone

#will queue tolerate this #bbc robin hood #bbc robin hood incorrect quotes #allan a dale #robin hood #much the miller’s son #djaq #will scarlett #little john

[swiftlystella]

Guy: hey you are that dude no one listens to

Allan: hey you’re the asshole no one likes

#bbc robin hood #sir guy of gisborne #guy of gisborne #allan a dale #bbc robin hood incorrect quotes

[toulouseec]

Robin: "Go get a girlfriend"

Guy: "Go keep one"

#incorrect quote #incorrect robin hood #robin hood bbc #robin hood #guy of gisborne #sir guy

[incorrectbbcrobinhood]

Marian: I love murder mysteries

Guy of Gisborne, trying to impress her: I’ve been the lead subject for dozens of cases

#Source: Unknown #incorrect quotes #incorrect bbc robin hood #guy of gisborne #marian of knighton

[thorntoncrusadepost]

On this Guyday, Sir Guy managed to get in touch with his 2092 reincarnation and has some very important questions to ask

#richard armitage #space sweepers #Sir Guy of Gisborne #james sullivan #meme #BBC Robin Hood #incorrect robin hood quotes #leather

[mackologists-r-us]

Little John: You are right Robin. Violence is not the answer.

Robin: see I told-

Little John: Violence is the question!

Robin: Wait, what?

Little John, now running toward Nottingham: AND THE ANSWER IS YES!

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[bisexualnerd]

Tim: What is the job exactly?

Jason (grabs a gun): To kill Bruce.

Tim: Driving you mad, is he?

Jason: Not for much longer.

(Both cackle)

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[let-djaqsayfuck]

the bbc robin hood characters n their red flags:

Robin

-hero complex

-mommy daddy AND brother issues like damn hun pick a family member

-kind of a whore

-might have punched a wall

-can do backflips. never trust a man who can do a backflip. this is non negotiable

-ur hulu best have ads or else

-cannot apologize to save his life

Much

-never takes off his carhartt beanie

-“bros before hoes” aka would drop u for robin in a heartbeat

-that run. the way he runs. wtf. little penguin lookin ass—

Will

-gave his dad son issues

-don’t like the look in his eye if i’m being honest

-“car guy” vibes 🚩🚩🚩

-but overall he has the least amount of red flags i love him A+ bf material

Allan a Dale

-“what up bitch can i have a dollar? ugh for a slushee,, i kno you have one open ur purse”

-might rob you blind

-would borrow your car, get in a fender bender and most definitely NOT tell you about it

-any gift you receive from him will get repossessed bc he has stolen it

Tuck

-catholic

-gives unsolicited advice

-idk what his deal is but can he even date??? can friars date?? girl idk but also tucks my 4liferr idc what you guys say

-the way he grabbed that gravel unsettled me

Little John

-he’s married (? taken*?) so

-but i mean hey

-cannot pass a background check

Djaq

-she is perfect no red flags 2 speak of

-would probably forget you in the target parking lot

-judgy but rightfully so

-will always be wittier than u so if u can’t handle that u will never b compatible

Marian

-outdresses you at every event. yea sometimes it is on purpose, die mad ab it

-leaves you on read for hours but will show up at ur doorstep w a stab wound like “oh the bleeding? it’s in a non vital area it’s fine we can go get chipotle now”

-has all the tea on everyone. like not in a fun gossipy way, a “how does she know this much personal information about everyone” and it gets you thinking how much does she know about you?????

-the answer is everything be very scared

-has side hoes. u r probably one of them

Kate

-shanks as a warning

-“i’m a chill girl” she is n o t

-shoplifts but only at franchises she has personal vendettas against (it is a long list, panera being thee top 1)(yes you have had to drive a getaway car stuffed w trash bags full of bagels)

-saw her mugshot on the news, she told you dont worry abt it babes

Isabella

-gaslight gatekeep girlboss

-every time u jokingly ask her how many ppl she’s stabbed, her response keeps changing w increasingly random numbers

-plays games >:( specifically, political ones that involve huge scandals and coups. sexy, but a red flag regardless

-talks about you to her friends but in a way where they all laugh discreetly and arch their eyebrows knowingly at each other from behind their wine glasses. you don’t know what this means but it’s unnerving

Roy

-says he “has his own car” but it’s actually a scooter

-can’t communicate v well

-gave a baby a lightbulb to play with once

-cheesy pickup lines that he 100% believes are smooth

-very easily convinced by the flat earth theory, but will never fall for a multi level marketing scheme pitch

Sheriff

-he’s a gemini

-what else do u need to know? babe RUN

Guy

-he is a walking red flag LOOK AT HIM

-owns more knives than shirts and makes you look at them while he talks about all the unique ways u can kill ppl w them

-got 1 tattoo and made it his whole personality

-has never once talked about his feelings. he told you his favorite season then immediately apologized “for getting all vulnerable”

-hung up on his ex 🙄

#this is satire omgggg #i love you all sry for long list pls lmk if the readmore isn’t working i’ll delete this obnoxious ass post #robin hood #robin hood memes #bbc robin hood #bbc robin hood incorrect quotes #bbc robin hood memes #sheriff of nottingham #guy of gisborne #richard armitage #allan a dale #jonas armstrong #much #sam troughton #maid marian #lady marian #friar tuck #will scarlet

[am0o5]

I have so many lotr/ hobbit incorrect quotes written down it’s unreal. I can’t wait to post them all. I have some for Robin Hood bbc as well and pretty much every other bbc show…. Like Sherlock and merlin.

The hobbit is my main hyper fixation and my humour is a little broken at times….

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 54

[Tim convincing Batman to have a Robin again after Jason's death]

Bruce: I don't believe in teams.

Tim: Aren't you in the Justice League?

Bruce: I don't believe in consistency.

Barbara: If there's something bothering you, you can talk to me. You shouldn't push your friends away. Not when you need them most.

Jason: You're wrong, Barbara. I don't need anyone. I can't afford that luxury.

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[sherwoodknights]

Luke: but how do I tell if they like me?

Will: look, just remember, a good romance starts with a good friendship

Allan: and a bad romance starts with "rah rah ah ah ah-"

#will queue tolerate this #bbc robin hood #bbc robin hood incorrect quotes #allan a dale #will scarlett #luke scarlett

[yjk-imagines]

Jaina: Do you practice little speeches like that?

Zekk: Like what?

Jaina: That, 'you'll be so full of blaster holes you'll look like asteroids'?

Zekk: No, it just came to me.

Jaina: You practice, don't you?

#incorrect young jedi knights quotes #young jedi knights #jaina solo #zekk #star wars #star wars eu #star wars legends #source: bbc robin hood #liisa if you see this this is for you <3 #and nina too since she introduced us ha ha