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Hiccup: "Good work"

Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"

Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"

Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"

Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"

Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"

Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

#incorrect quote #how to train your dragon #race to the edge #dreamworks dragons #source: brooklyn nine nine #hiccup #hiccup haddock #httyd rtte #snotlout jorgenson

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Snotlout: "So, what is it like to date Astrid?"

Hiccup: "One time I asked her for water while she was mad at me. She brought me a block of ice and said 'wait'"

#incorrect quote #dreamworks dragons #race to the edge #hiccstrid #hiccup #astrid #snotlout #hiccup haddock #astrid hofferson #snotlout jorgenson #httyd rtte #httyd #how to train your dragon

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*Hiccup is consoling Fishlegs for not taking him on a mission*

Hiccup: "Fishlegs, I have an important job for you: while I'm gone, you need to protect Astrid."

Fishlegs: "What?"

Hiccup: "You know...in case a dragon hunter comes here."

Fishlegs (laughs): "Hiccup, if a dragon hunter was going to come here to harm Astrid, I'd have to protect him!"

#incorrect quote #how to train your dragon #race to the edge #httyd #httyd rtte #hiccstrid #hiccup #astrid #fishlegs #source: ronja the robbers daughter

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Amy: "Everyone thinks they know me, but I have a wild side. One time in class, I didn't take any notes."

#incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect quote #amy santiago #brooklyn 99 #incorrect b99 quotes #nine nine

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*INFJ returns from the store, she got some wires, ropes, duct tape and cable ties*

INTJ: "What are you planning to do? Hide a body?"

INFJ: "What? No, I'd use acid for that."

#real life quote #intj #infj #INTJ #INFJ #mbti quotes #mbti #Did infj hide a body before? #Do I wanna know? #and I'm supposed to be the villain type

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Amy: "Jake, can you help me lift this?"

Jake: "Oh you need a big strong man?"

Amy: "No, I asked for you."

#incorrect quote #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect b99 quotes #brooklyn 99 #b99 #amy santiago #jake peralta #source: twitter

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Peter, discovering Lucy mid-battle: "Lucy! Go hide behind these rocks!"

Lucy: "Hide?! I'm not gonna hide!" *Runs towards the fight*

Peter: "Of course she's not gonna hide, what was I thinking? She's Lucy!"

#incorrect quote #the chronicles of narnia #lucy pevensie #peter pevensie #the pevensies #pevensie siblings #source: dragons race to the edge #incorrect narnia quotes

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*Amy meets Rosa at a funfair*

Amy: "Rosa, what a surprise! I thought you hated the funfair!"

Rosa: "I do, but if I avoided everything I hate, I'd never step outside the office."

#incorrect quote #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #brooklyn 99 #incorrect b99 quotes #rosa diaz #amy santiago #source: disney's jessie

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*Family Discussion. INFP keeps interrupting INTJ*

INTJ: "Dang it, INFP, I'm not a hero in a greek tragedy, I don't need a choir to comment my thoughts!"

ENFP: "What a sophisticated way to say 'shut the f*** up' "

#mbti quotes #incorrect mbti #intj #INTJ #infp #INFP #enfp #ENFP #first appearance of my younger sister #she's enfp #infp mom

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Person: "Just why is INFJ here?"

INTJ (rather intensely): "Because INFJ is a great person and I love spending time with her! ... That wasn't sarcastic, I meant that."

*INTJ goes back to her work, everyone else stares at her for a minute*

INFJ (visibly touched) : "Awww, thank you."

#real life quote #mbti quotes #intj #infj #mbti #INTJ #INFJ

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ENFJ: "People think I'm communicative and extraverted. They haven't met my Dad"

INTJ: "Yet. I've met him at your birthday party. Not meeting him wasn't an option."

#real life quote #mbti quotes #intj #INTJ #ENFJ #enfj #seriously though enfj is an introvert compared to her dad

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Carlos: "What I'm telling you now is going to make you wanna kill me."

Jay: "I'm not gonna kill you, Carlos. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend."

#incorrect quote #incorrect disney quotes #incorrect descendants quotes #disney #disney's descendants #descendants #jay son of jafar #carlos son of cruella de vil #source: boy meets world

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INFP: "Sometimes I just don't get INTP"

INTJ: "Yeah, INTP isn't as easy to read as most people. He's more like a medieval text: only those who love to study him can read him eventually."

INFP: "Wow, that was philosophical..."

#real life quote #mbti quotes #mbti #intj #intp #infp

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Robin: "Go get a girlfriend"

Guy: "Go keep one"

#incorrect quote #incorrect robin hood #robin hood bbc #robin hood #guy of gisborne #sir guy

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Thranduil: "I never considered you a rival."

Thorin: "I never considered you at all."

Thranduil: "Now that's just hurtful."

#incorrect quote #incorrect hobbit quotes #incorrect middle earth #thranduil #thorin #thorin oakenshield #wood elves #dwarves #thanks @incorrect-quote-templates

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Mobius: "I can't stand you."

Loki: "Then kneel."

#loki #mcu loki #incorrect quote #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect loki quotes #loki laufeyson #loki show

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John: "I have an idea"

Sherlock: "Well, hurry up and say it before it dies of loneliness."

#incorrect quote #incorrect sherlock holmes #sherlock #bbc #sherlock holmes #john watson #source: the suite life of zack and cody #best friends #roommates