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bunny-lou · 1 year

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Ben: “WHY IS THE SCHOOL ON FIRE?!”

Mal: “I sneezed as a dragon.”

Carlos: “We had an accident in the chemistry lab.”

Jay: “I dropped my latest mix tape.”

Ben: “Evie, please tell me what happened.”

(Flashback to Jay and Mal arguing with Carlos that it was impossible to light a fire extinguisher on fire.)

Evie: “I don’t remember.”

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mostlikelycryingrightnow · 6 months

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The way this make me giggle is so out of pocket lmao

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rotten-to-the-lore · 1 year

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he would say these, booboo stewart told me himself /j

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dizzydizney · 2 months

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Carlos: Guys, I need help Ben: Financial help? Evie: Emotional help? Mal: Help moving a body? *everybody stares at Mal* Mal: ...What?

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jiangyanlissidepiece · 6 months

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#disney descendants #disney #mal descendants #mevie #evie descendants #evie x mal #mal x evie #incorrect descendants quotes

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descendantsafterdark · 1 year

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Mal: God, Harry sucks Carlos: Mhmm Carlos: Swallows, too Mal:

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talkingcatluci · 1 year

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Uma: While I’m gone, you’re in charge Gil.

Gil: Yes!

Uma, whispering to Harry: You are secretly in charge but I don’t want him to feel bad.

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fandomnerd9602 · 1 year

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Audrey (Descendants) x Reader, Valentine's Day Edition? Maybe Reader isn't royalty or rich, so they're worried their gift won't be good enough (but of course, it is)

Y/N presents Audrey with a homemade blanket…

Audrey: baby!

Y/N: do…do you like it? I know it’s not a diamond necklace or anything-

Audrey tackles them, kissing them repeatedly…

Audrey: I love it! It’s a 100% you and it’s perfect!! And it gives me an excuse to cuddle you!

Audrey snuggles them…

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silentcryenthusiast · 1 year

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Uma: What the hell were you thinking?

Gil: I heard releasing birds at a wedding was romantic!

Uma: You released OSTRICHES!

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humaudrey · 10 months

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Mal: If I'm as evil as you say, then let Zeus strike me down where I stand.

*Mal suddenly gets hit by lightning, but it doesn't faze her*

Mal: Ha, nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game.

#incorrect descendants quotes #disney descendants #mal bertha #source: dbz abridged #😂

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thekaiqueen · 4 months

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Harry: Give me everything you’ve got!

Evie: All your friends secretly hate you.

Harry: Wait, what?

Evie: I’ve got anxiety.

#incorrect descendants quotes #evie queen #harry hook

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bunny-lou · 9 months

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Evie: “How’s everyone doing?”

Jay: “Well I’m breathing.”

Mal: “Setting the bar pretty low, huh?”

Jay: “It’s better than Carlos.”

Carlos, having a panic attack: “Fuck you.”

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dcomfanwrites · 1 year

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Hi, so I have this story about y/n Smee dating Harry Hook, where mr. Smee and Sammy Smee are kinda dead.

And well this is something I think would be funny to add, Squirmy and Squeaky would be like... 14/15 years old in this scene.

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Y/n would be out or just still asleep as Harry would be in the bathroom, shaving.

The twins would see him do so and since neither their father or their brother is alive, they'd ask him if he could show them how to do it.

Harry obviously would with a small smile and y/n would walk in/by since the door is open, see the three boys and smile, walking away without interrupting them.

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What do you guys think?

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lsleofthelost · 2 years

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Evie: Will you just apologise to Audrey?

Mal: Fine, but I have to warn you, this might make me a better, more mature person and that is not the woman you fell in love with.

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dizzydizney · 1 year

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