Au where the justice league doesn’t know Batman is basically just regular human and his kids decide to spread rumors about him and their family to other heroes. And they just decided they were going to make their family sound like borderline Etheridge abominations. They didn’t even have a meeting a about it one of them just heard some rumors and the rest of them started playing a game of “yes and…” that’s lasted way too long.
Green lantern: why is spooky in such a bad mood all the time
Night wing: if you had layed as many eggs as he had you’d probably always being a bad mood too
Green lantern: W H A T
Night wing: yeah where else did you think he got this many kids?
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Signal: yeah unlike most of my family who was hatched I actually was the original Bat-signal but a wizard turned me into a human and Batman adopted me since I was already on the clock helping everyone anyway
Flash: he just… adopted a sentient light?
Signal: i geuss technically by the letter of the law I’m his foster kid but yeah