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Can Elle Woods (Legally Blonde) survive Dracula's castle?
My conviction is that Elle can survive anything life throws at her by the power of being smart, hardworking and a Delta Nu. But I think she actually has a few things working in her favour:
She's the sweetest. Would totally work on Dracula and would make her take the crucifix. The only downside I am seeing here is that she might appeal too much to Dracula, but I am sure she has had to put her foot down vis-a-vis unwanted advances several times in her life and knowing her, she somehow manages that without antagonising anyone.
She's a lawyer. I have to admit I am not that well-versed in the lore, but vampires have rules, right? She would totally work them out quickly and use them to her advantage because that is what she does. Also, she is very good in (cross-)examination, she'd get Dracula to spill the beans the moment she arrives (This movie ends with Elle giving Dracula legal advice btw)
She's a feminist. The vampire girls want to eat her and instead she tells them about their rights and how to rally against Dracula, probably proposes to be their advocate, too. Also teaches them the bend-and-snap and exchanges skin-care routines.
She does cardio. Might not be enough to survive climbing a wall, actually, but Elle is fit. She can run fast and I am sure she has the upper arm strength to hold herself on a wall for a moment at least.
Warner Huntington III. While he is not deserving of it, Elle loves Warner passionately. She got into Harvard for him. She's getting out of the castle for him, too. (Post-Legally Blonde Elle is getting out of the castle for Emmet, that works just as well if not better, because here she knows he loves her back.)
Bruiser. Elle likes and knows dogs. She's totally taking her chance with the wolves rather than vampires.
One thing working against her, is that Elle thrives in community. The whole movie/musical is about empowering yourself while empowering others. Elle gets a lot of strength out of her friendship with Paulette and the other students she grows closer to, in the end even from Vivian. Here, she would be alone. But, like, in the movie she starts out alone as well and then forges a new community. I kinda feel like she would try that as well, either with the townfolk or the vampires themselves. I am not sure how much that would help/be possible, but the effort would definitely be there.
So, alltogether, I would say Elle Woods can survive the castle.
(Elle when someone confronts her about having survived Dracula: What, like it's hard?)
Ooooooh this IS a good one
I love the idea of Elle trying to recruit the Girlies. They're already pretty keen on Sisterhood and respect each other whole lot more than they respect Dracula. They also are completely unabashed about eating people, especially new lawyers who are young and full of energy, but if anyone can turn them it's probably Elle.
One question I have is how she will deal with Dracula's excessive handsiness. She's not the type to tolerate creeps. On the other hand, she may have enough experience to recognize what kind of creep you can safely put in his place vs what kind of creep will kill you if cross him. Dracula is definitely the second kind. Similarly, she is frequently underestimated, but she doesn't like being underestimated. I am not recalling to what extent she is willing to play into the stereotypes for strategic advantage. If she is, that will heighten her chances for survival, but also heighten her chances of just being nommed as an ingenue.
I agree that the isolation will suck for her, especially if she can't build community with the Girlies. But her skills at community building and making connections will help her keep Dracula entertained and talking for two months. She'll learn more about the history of Transylvania than anyone wants to know and she'll retain it.
I feel the need to point out that choosing the wolves means dying. The question is will she walk out and get devoured to make her point, or will she back down and decide to stay after all? I feel like she's the type to deliberately do the unexpected to keep her opponents off guard, but I'm not sure which result that yields.
If she does stay, I am actually very confident in her ability to make it down the wall. She's reasonably fit and she doesn't give up, and given the heels she wears she must have ankles of steel.
Trying to out rules lawyer Dracula is a very dangerous game. She is smart though, and persuasive.
I think she probably can survive, but only if she doesn't confront him about being a total creeper, and that's the part I am undecided on
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𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝!𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐱 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
[𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 [𝐦𝐝𝐧𝐢], 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐲, 𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐣𝐚𝐤𝐞 & 𝐲/𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬, 𝐠𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐱 (𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐟𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠), 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫, 𝐬𝐩𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐤, 𝐚 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤, 𝐩𝐞𝐭 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 𝐬𝐥𝐮𝐭, 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐥𝐦𝐤 𝐢𝐟 𝐢 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠!]
𝐩.𝐬. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐜 𝐢 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐝 '𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬' 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞!
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"but babe," jake pouted as he looked up at your face from the way his head was positioned on your lap, "trying for another won't hurt, right?"
'another' meaning another baby.
"jakey," you sighed, lacing your fingers between strands of his silky black hair, "i love you but being pregnant was such a pain in the ass, and i'm not sure if i wanna do that again. besides, when we tried for a baby last time, we ended up with two." you chuckled softly, recalling the shock on jake's face when the ultrasound revealed two little peanut-shaped things inside your tummy. needless to say, having twins was far from anything you planned, but you wouldn't want it any other way.
"okay, but think about it," jake started excitedly as he sat up from your lap, "having 3 cute little babies running around the house and playing with layla. isn't that so cute? i know how much you love the little pitter-patter of the twins' tiny feet on the floor." he became an excited puppy by simply voicing his thoughts of having another baby. "plus, your sex drive was way up while you were pregnant," jake added with a smirk.
he wasn't wrong; your sex drive was completely out of control while you were pregnant with the twins. so much that you and jake had sex or did something of sexual nature at least twice a week.
and as for the thought of your family growing, jake was right; it was adorable to think about, but you weren't too sure you'd be able to handle it. you and jake's daughters were still young, and adding another baby into the picture would most likely drive you crazy but after thinking about what jake said, you weren't completely against it. maybe this time the baby would bear more of your features than the twins do, both of them sharing most of jake's genetics such as his boba-like puppy-dog eyes and pretty lips. also, jake was an amazing father to your kids, and you knew he was more than capable of handling anything baby-related that came his way.
your baby girls getting pouty? jake knows exactly what to do to put smiles back on their faces. putting the girls to bed? jake is a natural at getting the two to fall asleep. teaching the girls how to use their manners? jake is an expert at guiding them toward kindness.
after all, he'd been dreaming of having a family of his own for years.
and that's how you ended up caving.
"okay, we can try on one condition," you stated to which jake nodded for you to keep going, "we stop trying at the end of the week when the girls come home." jake sighed lightly but agreed, giddy and excited that you agreed to try for another baby.
the girls were with jake's parents for the whole week because his mom figured the two of you could use a break from your daughters considering the fact that you've been practically hovering over them for 2 years straight. little did his mom know, you guys were about to use this little break to make another baby, which is the whole reason you were given a break in the first place.
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jake was quick to begin running his big hands all over your body, not wanting to waste a second of precious time he could be using to fuck you until you were guaranteed pregnant. you undressed yourself until you were only covered by your matching bra and panty set that jake had bought you as a way of hinting that he wanted to have sex as often as you two used to before having the twins. you pulled on jake's arm as a way to get him to lay on the bed as you became needier by the second, but he insisted on getting undressed before hopping onto the bed, wanting to tease you by making you wait.
"please hurry," you begged quietly as his metal belt buckle clinked lightly, the sound making you more aroused knowing that you were about to get your pussy pounded.
"my needy girl," jake chuckled sexily as he climbed into the bed wearing only boxers, "tell me how badly you want to be filled up, how badly you want me to give you another little baby." jake's words were sweet but had a somewhat mischievous undertone which never failed to turn you on.
jake knew exactly what to say and do to make you become so aroused that you couldn't think of anything but him.
"daddy," you mewled needily, "need you now." jake couldn't help but get an ego boost from witnessing how impatient you became when you were deprived of his touch.
carefully, jake hovered himself on top of you, balancing himself with one forearm while using the other to spread your legs wider. you let out a soft whimper when jake lowered his hips down to yours, rubbing his clothed hard-on on your wet panties. the pace that he chose to go at was painfully slow, making you needier and needier by the second.
"please?" you begged once again as you grew more and more desperate to which jake let out a low and sexy chuckle at your neediness. "you want me already?" jake asked with sarcasm, his hand trailing from your abdomen down into your panties, his cold fingers sending chills all over your body, "i can tell by how wet your pussy has gotten for me in such a short amount of time." you felt shy at jake's sudden comment, your head instinctively turning away to avoid him seeing your bashful expression. "you're gonna make me blush," you pouted from underneath him. "it seems i already have," jake pointed out with a chuckle as he swiftly swapped your positions, him now being on the bottom while you straddled him, "i love how innocent you look before i fuck you like a slut." his comment almost made you pout again, but you held your true reaction in because you knew that he'd only prolong his teasing if you reacted like that; jake loved seeing how flustered you got when he'd sweet-talk you.
"wipe the innocence off my face, jake," you breathed out whilst running your hands down his torso. he gulped at the sudden sensation of goosebumps forming on every inch of his body. "fuck," jake breathed out as he toyed with the elastic waistband of your panties, eventually beginning to pull them down your waist until they were around your ankles to which you lifted your legs up one at a time to fully take them off and discard them onto the floor somewhere. now that your bottom half was left bare on his boxers, jake became more eager to touch you.
swiftly, jake lightly lifted you to the side so that he could discard his boxers. you bit your lip at the sight of his pretty cock springing out of his boxers and hitting his lower abdomen. jake couldn't help but smirk at the way your eyes were glued to his member.
"are you ready for me, baby?" jake asked amorously as he pumped his cock with his hand. in response, you gently grabbed his hand and led it down to your dripping hole, moaning quietly as you let his fingers dance around your entrance before letting go of his hand. "well, that answers my question," jake chuckled sexily as he rolled you into your side and put one of his big hands on your thigh, lifting it up so he could have easy access to your pussy. you couldn't help but get wetter at the fact that jake was starting off in your favorite position. he knew how much you liked being fucked rough but also maintaining romantic skin-ship, therefore side-fucking was the way to go.
he teased your clit with his thick tip before letting it pass through the first few inches of your entrance, causing you to let out a gasp as you gripped on the duvet. jake gave you some time to get used to his size since you guys weren't having sex as often anymore, but it ultimately turned him on even more to feel your walls grip desperately to his hard cock. you mewled out as he slowly began to pull his cock in and out of your needy hole, your body becoming more engulfed in pleasure with every stroke. you felt yourself becoming weak upon his touch.
"it's so deep," you moaned out as jake trailed his hand down to the skin right below your belly button, applying pressure to the spot where you could feel him inside you. you couldn't help but squirm as jake let his free hand touch all over your body, still continuing to pound your pussy while leaving harsh spanks on your ass until you were sure his hand print was left on your skin.
"if i cum right now, you'll feel it all up in here, right, baby?" jake smirked while rubbing circles on your lower abdomen, "you're gonna be so full when i'm done with you." nodding, you grabbed onto his wrist to squeeze it, overwhelmed with pleasure as you bit down on your lip to conceal your moans. "jake!" you moaned out loudly in pure pleasure, instinctively putting your hand over your mouth to keep quiet since you were used to having to do so. jake gently took your hand off your mouth and guided it down to your clit instead. "no need to stay quiet, baby," jake whispered in your ear, kissing your neck softly, "let it all out; moan like a whore for me. you know how much i love the way you sound when i fuck you." his statement alone was enough to cause a little mewl to escape your lips. "that's my good girl," jake praised lowly as he continued his clean thrusts.
"w-want to be on top of you," you subtly requested with a quiet squeak, "please, daddy?"
hearing you call him 'daddy' while he fucked you was enough to make him cum hard right then and there considering that you were about to make him become a father of three by giving him your body.
"fuck, okay," jake breathed out as he pulled his wet cock out of your pussy and leaned against the headboard, giving you time to get up and sit on top of him. you placed your hands on his shoulders for support as he guided your hips back down into his throbbing hard dick, making you let out a lustful moan once he was all the way inside you again. taking it slow, you began to roll your hips against his, causing his head to fall back in pure pleasure whilst you fucked yourself on his cock. "s-so good," you whined out while bouncing on him, "need to cum so bad, daddy." jake let out a deep groan, melting at how vocal you were being about wanting him. his grip on your waist suddenly tightened as he adjusted himself underneath you, getting ready to abuse your pussy the way he knows you like it. without warning, jake began to thrust his hips into yours, the two of you meeting in the middle with your lower halves.
you couldn't help but let out a loud moan for him as you lost all the stamina you thought you had. jake hammered his thick cock into your tight entrance whilst keeping a strong grip on your waist, wanting you to feel him as deep as you possibly could. he repeatedly hit your sweet spot until you were crying out as you creamed all over his veiny cock, your lower half numbed with pure ecstasy. while you were distracted by your intense orgasm, jake took it upon himself to slickly unclasp your bra and begin sucking on the soft skin of your boobs, causing you to grow even more overstimulated though you didn't mind.
"good girl," jake praised in between the kisses he planted on your breasts as he felt his member become coated with your arousal, "yeah, just like that, keep cumming for me. fuck, i can't wait until your tits get all swollen again when you're pregnant; it's so fucking sexy." jake added, the images of your pretty breasts already sparking in his sex-clouded mind as he continued to tease your sensitive boobs with his tongue.
the deep yet whimpery moans that jake was letting out along with the way his core stiffened was a dead giveaway that he was close to the edge.
"please fill me up," you begged, knowing that he was getting closer and closer by the second, "w-want to have your babies. a-all of them, please." you practically pleaded. and with that, jake was creaming your pussy. the two of you let out synced moans as jake worked his cum deep into you, making sure none of his seed went to waste.
panting, jake let his head hit the pillow that laid beside him as you rested your head against his chest where you could hear his still rapid heartbeat.
"god, this is gonna be a fun week," jake let out an airy chuckle as he held you close.
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"this is our last day to try, so you better make the most of it," you teased jake as you booped him on the nose, making him pout. "okay, okay," jake breathed out, "i'll make you feel good." he promised.
gently, jake slid his veiny member past your wet slit as you whimpered and held onto his forearms for comfort. your legs trembled once he fully bottomed out and began thrusting into your sore hole.
after all, you two had been fucking every day that week. jake's determination to get you pregnant again was stronger than you anticipated.
"feeling sensitive?" jake cooed, placing a kiss on your neck. you nodded your head gently while focusing on adjusting to his size. eventually, you were able to calm your body down and let jake take control of pleasing you.
he left no part of your body neglected: your neck was being kissed gently while simultaneously having one of jake's hands tangled in your hair all while being stuffed with his cock. jake always managed to spoil you when it came to sex whether it be rough or slow and passionate. needless to say, you were a lucky girl to have somehow managed to bag such a charming and caring man like jake.
soon, your core began to heat up at the feeling of jake passionately making love to you, the sensation becoming increasingly difficult to handle, but you didn't feel too self conscious about it considering that it was obvious that jake wouldn't last long either.
the two of you fucked so much this week alone to a point where you'd definitely need to take a long break from it.
that being said, the two of you quickly came undone only minutes after starting.
"only time will tell if all of this sex was successful," you giggled, giving jake a kiss on the lips to which he smiled as he kissed you back. "pregnant or not, i still loved fucking you for a whole week," jake remarked, kissing you one last time before the two of you drifted off to sleep.
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"i swear, jake, you've gotta make another batch of brownies. please, please, please?" you begged, pestering jake into baking more for you, "plus, even the girls love them as just as much as i do, so it'll be a good surprise for when they wake up from their nap." you added, still trying to convince him by using the family card.
"okay, okay," he sighed with a smile, "after all, i can't say no to the love of my life." jake was met with a swarm of kisses all over his face before you let him make his way into the kitchen. little did he know, you tricked him into making one of your biggest cravings just so you could have some alone time to take a few pregnancy tests while he was occupied.
for the past few weeks, you'd been experiencing some of the same, and a few new, symptoms that you had during your first pregnancy, so taking a test was a bit overdue considering how you'd been feeling.
you quietly crept into you and jake's bedroom and dug through one of your clothing drawers to find the pregnancy tests that you've been hiding away ever since jake mentioned wanting to have another baby.
unboxing the tests, you took a deep breath before taking them, your stomach in knots due to your anxiousness regarding the results. waiting for the tests to process felt like the most grueling three minutes of your entire life, and you felt like you were about to explode. finally, you looked up at the clock and saw that three minutes had passed which meant that the pregnancy tests were fully processed.
taking a deep breath for the nth time, you flipped them over to reveal the results:
double red lines all across the board.
you tried not to squeal with excitement too loudly, still wanting to surprise jake with the joyful news.
you wanted to think of a creative way to tell him, but your excitement got the best of you and caused you to simply walk into the kitchen to tell jake. you kept the tests hidden in your sleeve as you approached the kitchen where jake was stood putting the brownies in the oven. sensing your presence, jake looked over his shoulder to see you watching him with a warm smile on your face, causing a smile to grow on his face as well.
"you may or may not be making those brownies more often," you started, jake cocking his head in confusion, "...because i'm officially eating for two again!" you exclaimed as revealed the tests to him. "no way, really?" jake said in disbelief, hoping that you weren't joking but upon looking at the tests, he knew you were serious, "oh my god, we're having another baby!"
jake's ecstatic reaction to the news made your heart flutter as you pulled each other into an embrace, slowing rocking each other back and forth.
you knew the next step was to schedule an ultrasound appointment, after hugging jake, of course, so immediately after breaking your embrace, you called the doctor's office.
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the highly anticipated day was finally upon you.
the drive to the doctor's office felt like an eternity, and you could tell that jake felt the same way from the way he tapped his fingers on the steering wheel. eventually, you arrived and eagerly climbed out of the passenger's seat, holding jake's hand as you walked in. thankfully, you were let in right away with everything ready for your appointment.
you went through the whole question process with the nurse before she finally pulled out the ultrasound machine. you took a deep breath before she placed the camera against your stomach which was a familiar feeling. searching for a few minutes she finally found the area where the baby should be. you studied the screen for a second and after looking hard enough to see, you looked over at jake who had the exact same shocked expression on his face that you remembered from two years ago...
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a/n: hi gang 🫵 the (lowkey crappy i'm sorry) sequel for ms. double lines is finally here after a literal month lol. i hope you guys are able to enjoy it :,)
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chrollohearttags · 6 months
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free smoke • portgas d. ace
content + themes: modern au, black!fem reader (also a firefighter), throat fucking, spit play, hate fucking, breeding, full nelson, spanking, shower sex, backshots, mentions of ovulation and pregnancy, missionary, enemies to lovers-ish, daddy’s used, calls reader a slut, brat taming, squirting
📝: firefighter ace is on my mind so enjoy my depravity until I put a proper fic out. (I’m like a sick dog in heat for this man omg) this is like pure filth, look away if it’s not your thing or if you still have a bedtime. In other words, minors, piss off.
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friends…it’d be the last word you’d ever use to describe the relationship between yourself and Portgas D. Ace. Despite working together day in and day out, fighting side by side to save lives regardless of your own safety and practically living underneath the same roof..you couldn’t stand him! Perhaps, even that was being a bit generous. You hated his guts. Granted, he was the man that you received all of your orders from at Fire Company Eight as he was the Vice Fire Captain and you were merely a rookie firefighter; having only joined the five man crew only a year and a half prior.
“Hey, rookie. Grab those boxes from over there and bring them upstairs.”
oh how you despised the moniker..a reminder of his superiority and ranking over you. Sure, he didn’t purposely wave it over your head like some proverbial flag but he certainly didn’t downplay either. He knew how much it ruffled your feathers so he’d repeat it in hopes of getting you agitated and riled up. Almost like clockwork, it done the trick everytime! “I have a name. Why don’t you try using it, asshole..” Oftentimes scoffing over your shoulder with cut eyes and a nasty glare. Even so, with much vitriol and vengeance in your heart, you’d follow his commands. It was no secret among the entire firehouse that you two were sworn enemies..or rather, he was on the receiving end of a one sided grudge. All beginning when you first started here and he treated you as if you were dumb. And it didn’t help that you were the only woman here. Despite graduating top of your class at fire college. The best scores, highest evaluations…none of it meant a thing to him! Your biggest issue with him was that carefree, lackadaisical attitude. Put simply, he was a jackass! He didn’t care about much including someone’s hurt feelings. Especially when he hadn’t done anything except his job. The way he saw it, until you surpassed him in rank, you could get glad in the same damn drawers you got mad in. “I suggest you watch that fucking mouth if you know what’s good for you..”
a warning you’d certainly heed once the rest of the crew heads out on a grocery run. Knowing that they’d be out for at least two hours, stocking up on food and toiletry items for everyone, that left the vice chief ample time to teach you a lesson. He knew your little charade was nothing more than show for the others because the second they were out that door, leaving you two alone, you were both in the shower..relieving those rising tensions..
“Open…there you go—see, you can follow instructions.”
“Fuck you—“
the words spewing like venom shortly before he gags you get again. The steamy droplets of warm water cascading over your nude bodies as they collide in the stand in bath. Your so called sworn enemy cuffing your wrists with one hand as he slowly thrusts into your mouth. His hard cock sliding between your plump lips and silky jaws, drumming up strings of spit..along with loud gagging sounds. All while his six foot four frame stood above you. Only muted by the downpour from the shower head as you sat fatefully on your knees, being used to his leisure. You may have been pretending to be angry and talking all recklessly but he could tell that you were enjoying this just as much as he was. Ace wasn’t fooled by your tough exterior the way everyone else was. Because he knew the one thing you needed above all else..was a good fuck. To be slutted out beyond comprehension; to have so many orgasms, you won’t even have the energy to be a bitch. And who better than to give you the treatment than your beloved boss? Hell, he had done it before. Many times in fact and although it didn’t shut you up for good, the satisfaction of seeing you sprawled and fucked out with his cum inside of you was enough consolation!
Ooh…fuck. You know something, rookie? I think you should’ve took a career in acting instead. Pretending to hate me in front of everyone else but sucking me off in the shower..you’re a strange girl.”
interrupting his praise to lob more saliva into your mouth in the form of a long string. Only to resume his rapid assault of your throat. Taking it all the way to the base..allowing his balls to slap your chin and his abs to brush your forehead, holding it in place until he saw fit. Taking full advantage of your nonexistent gag reflex. He’d withdraw to be met with your messy face and rewarded you with a kiss amid your heavy gasping. Even after working your mouth over and feeding you a couple faint slaps, you still had plenty to say! “Who said I was pretending? I still can’t stand you.” Which was all fine in theory but again, he wasn’t paying your ass any mind. Rather, he wanted to make use of this free time that you were granted and fuck the shit out of you. Tugging you by your arms, Ace swiftly spun you around so that your thick backside was pressed to his pelvis. He didn’t hesitate to impale you on his cock and begin feeding you deep seeded strokes. Your back bent and frame curved into a S shape as he pulled you back by your wrists..the recoil of your plush flesh bouncing against his own and sounding off. That sopping little cunt seeping with cream and slick each time he pounded into you. Ensuring you couldn’t move unless he granted so.
“You sure about that? Could’ve had me fooled, sweetheart…this pussy’s so wet f’r me, I can barely stay in it..”
drumming up a sheath of sticky membrane and more of your beautiful moans. Even drudging up some of his own. Ace would toss his head back and try not to focus too much on the ripple of your plump ass swallowing him whole. He loved the sound, the contrast..he loved how good you felt for him! “Fuuck! Fuck me…oh my gosh..just keep giving me that dick and shut the hell up.”blurting out and whimpering for him without a single thought. His fingers intertwine and clutch around your throat; bringing you back when you tried to run. Seeing as your hair was covered by the silk bonnet atop to your head. “Shit…ain’t gotta tell me twice….so sexy when you talk to me like that.” Spinning you around to kiss once more. Mirroring that of lovers moreso than a couple of people who were just arguing. The collision of skin and loins making it difficult for either of you to conceal your true feeling. Clawing at the tile walls, (y/n) cried out yet again and begged for him to go deeper. Even holding it open once he freed your hands. “That’s right, spread that ass…let me get in it..” grunting into your shoulder blade before forcing you back down. He wasn’t showing you any mercy. Smacking and spanking your cheeks rigorously..leaving stinging marks. “That feel good? Am I in it?..” “..yes, daddy. In my fucking spot..oh my God!” Bringing forth a hearty laugh and lewd feelings from your vice chief. “Daddy, huh? I was an asshole not too long ago. Wonder what changed.” Either way, he loved hearing it come from your mouth!
“C’mere..grab me.” In a moment of haste, the dark haired, dreamy eyed man would twist the faucet off to cease the shower and instruct you to wrap your limbs around him. Which you did so, seeing as how your legs couldn’t stop trembling. He had already worn a sore spot into the pit of your tummy but he was far from finished. Not when he was still throbbing profusely; leaking from that swollen tip when he pulls out of you. However, that doesn’t last long as he’s got to be one with you yet again. The two of you would shuffle back towards the bunk cabins, where two beds resided on each side; one atop the other. For convenience, he’d take the bottom one but not before pounding you all the way there. Hoisting you up midair and slamming you back down on his cock with sheer strength. Your nails digging ferociously into the giant piece of ink on his back; those clear, manicured nails scraping at his tattoo and he was loving every second. “Right there! Fuck!…gonna come..” whimpering into his ear as your face cradled into the crook of his neck. He knew it was a lot, it always but you took it so well..better than any other girl he’d ever fucked. You wrapped around him as if you never wanted him to let go.
“Damn..you’re close, aren’t you, baby? I can feel it..” whispering into your ear as he placed a kiss to your temple as a means to quell your quivering body. That ecstasy was hitting your body like a freight truck and there was no greater sensation. Bringing you to the mattress, Ace maintained his grip on your legs before standing straight back up and letting another line of spit lubricate your folds already sopping folds. Just to really get you shaking, he’d tap that shaft against them before gliding back in. Something about staring into your eyes whilst deep inside of that heat, was so much more raw and intense. You couldn’t hide or pretend anymore. He saw every emotion all over your face. Especially when those strokes were so rhythmic and beautiful, each one connected to your spot. Stroking that sensitive clit, Ace sucked his teeth and kept pushing forth, prompting you to take over holding your calves so that he could give you the brutal fucking you so desperately craved!
“Yeah..take it. Take this fucking dick..you little slut!” Bearing his entire weight down and through gritted teeth, Ace pounded your pussy until the bed frame underneath you was rocking back and forth. Fucking you with his hands cusping your throat. He knew how much it turned you on; apparent by the rampant twitches against his shaft. You’d claw at his wrists as he kept going…taunting you and talking his shit the entire time. He knew he had you exactly where he wanted and wasn’t going to let up until his abs and the floor was left a soaking mess. That deep voice causing pangs in the bottom of your stomach when he yelled at you. Hastily shoving his tongue back into your mouth, the vice captain kept going..despite running on the last of his energy, he’d find himself balls deep in you; practically hurled into a mating press now. Still, he wasn’t stopping until you emptied that sack for him and took every last bit of his nut. And you weren’t too far behind..delirium and cock drunkenness was setting in pretty heavily and you wanted to come for him so badly. Despite not wanting to cave. Hell, he was ducking you down so good, you were ready live in his skin and cook him breakfast! Repeatedly slamming into that core and making you cream for him immensely. Not to mention how erect your nipples were..you were sensitive and by the tears streaming down your face, that let him know one fact:
“Ooh..somebody must be ovulating. No wonder you’ve been such a mess, rookie. You just needed someone to come take care of you, huh?”
cooing to you in a manner that made it impossible to resist his charm. Sticking a thumb between your lips to pacify you, he’d get inside of your head..playing on your insecurities and talking you through those feelings. He could always tell when you were in that mood and when that time of month was near. Either you’d be in the foulest of moods and no one could bother you or you’d pick a fight with him just so he could give you some dick. It was almost like clockwork but he’d give in every single time. How a man that you despised knew you better than any partner you’d ever had was beyond words. Holding your face close, he’d cradle you in his palms and let your gazes meet one last time. When he saw your eyes, they were welled full of tears and brimming with lust. His theory was absolutely correct!
“I know, I know. Just breathe..” talking you through that inevitable orgasm. He’d calm you with reassuring words, kisses to your forehead and regressed strokes. Slowing down so he could meet you right there and you guys could come together. “Same time, okay? You and me.” He’d bog down and hone in for the last minute or so, knowing his climax was growing near. That tip prodded and swollen beyond relief as it oozed precum. Leaking and begging to burst. His full, heavy balls smacking against your asshole with a layer of sticky liquid between them. Clutching the backs of his thighs, (y/n) held him in place, begging for him to fill you to the brim. “Fuck! Just come in me.” And with that command, for the first time in ever..he’d follow. Releasing his load and lobbing yet another sloppy peck. One that lasted far longer than the rest. That warm seed spilling into you as he attempted to muffle his own cries. This was pure heaven if he’d ever experienced it. Your hands scaling his back and your limbs fully coiled around him as if you never wanted to let go.
“God, I swear you’re nothing but trouble, rookie. What am I gonna do with you?”
heavily huffing whilst examining your face. It was the most beautiful sight he’d ever seen. Caressing the side of his face with a gentle hand, you’d bat those beautiful eyelashes before bopping his nose with the tip of your finger. “Well you can start by getting me a Plan B, Mr. Weak Ass Pull Out Game.” Immediately sending him into hysterics. “Shut up, like you weren’t begging for it..damn brat.” The two of you would joke around and cackle as if everything was just peachy between the two of you. Knowing you’d go right back to being sworn enemies. Just then, the sound of footsteps and doors unlocking sounded off from downstairs. Maybe one day you’d settle your differences for real. “Our little secret?” “Of course.”
but for now, it was much more fun to pretend!
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orqheuss · 9 months
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💚 Sebastian Sallow headcanons 💚
Sebastian has a habit of rambling. Asking him any personal question about his feelings is a surefire way to get him to ramble about whatever he is researching at that current moment with nervous energy instead of answering. It's not only when he's nervous, to be fair, he just has a tendency to ramble in general. The boy is a Nerd. You will always find him around the castle with his nose in a book, so any opportunity to talk about the thing he is currently interested in, he's taking it.
High key ADHD. Boy cannot be still to save his life. He's always moving in some way, be it tapping his foot, twirling his wand, playing with your fingers-- he's moving some body part. It can definitely be annoying at times, but you can't help but let him continue, especially when he has that cute consentrated face.
He's a lightweight. It doesn't take much for him to get absolutely plastered, and when he's that sloshed he has endless amounts of energy. It's like taking his normal golden retriever-ness and ramping it up to 100. I'm talking climbing on tables and singing Scottish Gaelic folk songs (he's fluent in the language) with a full conjured folk band (fiddle and all) until Ominis drags him to his bedroom. He always gets invited to parties.
Can speak, read, and write many languages, but his favorite is latin. Again, he's a huge nerd, so he learns as many languages as he can so he can read any book he encounters. He teaches his friends latin and sometimes likes to leave them little notes that no one else can read. You can bet he made up a secret language that only he and Anne knows; not even Ominis can crack it. 100% tried to learn Parseltongue out of spite because Ominis said it was impossible to master if you weren't born with it. Sebastian knows a few words after making his friend repeat phrases tediously over and over until he got at least some of it, and it drives him insane that Ominis was technically right (Ominis is very smug about this).
Sebastian is super affectionate with his friends. He grew up in a house that valued physical touch and comfort, so random hugs and little touches are second nature. He'll guide your hand when learning new spells because he used to do the same to Ominis in first and second year, ruffle yours and Ominis' hair when he's feeling playful, bump his shoulder against yours in the hallway when he's feeling mischievous, and sometimes fully lay across the both of you, feet in one persons lap and head in the other, and make you play with his hair when he's tired, sad, or stressed.
A big softy around animals. He's not much of a cat person and won't really go out of his way to pet them or play with them (unless they initiate first) but he will never turn down playing with a dog. He has always wanted one of his own, but his parents died before they could get one and Solomon hated house pets. He likes to hang out with the nifflers the most in beasts class-- he finds them adorable and their energy hilarious. Sebastian sometimes carries little shiny things he finds around the highlands for them.
The Mom Friend™️. Always has what you need in his pockets. Have to sneeze? Here's a tissue. Need a vial for some potion ingredient? Say no more. Have a headache? He has a potion just for that. He has everything. Honestly, you wouldn't be surprised if he put an extension charm on his robe pocket for that exact purpose. The boy always has to be prepared for anything, even the absolute worst case scenario.
So clumsy. He'd trip over air if he wasn't careful. When he's dueling he's perfectly fine, but just walking around or talking with his friends? He's accidentally running into walls or knocking things over. It's never on purpose or because he's incompetent, it's just that he gets so wrapped up in what he's talking about that he doesn't notice his hand gestures getting too close to the potion he's brewing or see the turn just up ahead. Ominis makes a lot of jokes that Seb needs his echolocation charm more than he does, but it's all in good fun.
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bunni-v1 · 6 months
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HELLO HONEY HOW ARE YOU?
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malleus SFW alphabet mayhaps?
thank u 🫡
🍓Hello lovely! Sorry for taking so long to answer this, but I wanted to be sure yours was the first one I got to out of them all!
A - Affection: Answered Here
B - Best friend: Answered Here
C - Cuddles: Malleus LOVES to cuddle. Seriously, it's one of his favorite hobbies. He didn't think he'd like it all that much, but he really does! He runs warm so he's really nice to cuddle up to as well, except for summer when it's blazing hot outside. He's a bit stiff when he's cuddling you, but he relaxes into you like melting butter.
D - Domestic: Malleus would LOVE to settle down and start a life/family with you. It's his biggest dream to be treated like normal, and starting a life with you is just the perfect way for him to feel like a normal, loved guy. Now, he's not exactly GOOD at the whole... having a life with someone thing yet, but he'll get there. You just have to teach him how to clean, cook, do laundry, and pretty much everything else that comes with domestic life.
E - Ending: If he had to, he would probably just ghost you. He doesn't want to see the look of hurt or anger on your face, especially since you were so kind to him for so long. He can't handle facing you to break things off, so he sends Lilia and a long and well-crafted letter and proceeds to avoid you like the plague. It's... pretty bad.
F - Fiance(e): Oh he wants to marry you REAL quick, so you'll have to push the breaks on that one. He just really loves when he loves, so he doesn't know how to stop himself from getting excited. He absolutely wants to marry you, and he will only wait a few years before he starts asking again. He brings up the idea of it frequently until you seem ready for it, at the very least.
G - Gentle: Ohhhh, Malleus is so gentle with you -- physically speaking at least. He handles you like you're made of glass, which you very well may be when compared to him. He could hurt you easily, and he wants to avoid that as much as possible. Emotionally... he tries, he doesn't want to hurt you, but he has a tendency to just say whats on his mind and make you feel bad about things he doesn't mean to.
H - Hugs: YES! Malleus loves skin-to-skin contact so much, and the easiest way to get that outside of handholding is hugs. He only gives you hugs, but he gives them to you all the time. He sees you between classes? Hug. You're visiting him in Diasomnia? Hug. Sees you at lunch? Hug. They're so warm and comforting too, like you'll always be safe in his arms.
I - I love you: He says I love you very fast. He's not lovebombing you or trying to manipulate you by jumping in too fast, he just feels that strongly about you that quickly. He wears his heart on his sleeve, and he wants you to know how much he cares for you as quickly as possible.
J - Jealousy: Malleus is tricky to talk about when it comes to Jealousy. On one hand, yeah Malleus gets jealous and he gets jealous fast. He's like an angry cat watching its owner play with a dog from the window. He's got an intense aura that chases most people off without him having to say anything. On the other hand, he doesn't really get jealous often because no one wants to piss off Malleus Draconia.
K - Kisses: Malleus, much like other forms of affection, loves kisses. He is NOT good at them. He is all teeth and nose and way too fast and eager, but it's really cute. He wants to kiss you all over and be kissed all over.
L - Little ones: As I mentioned before, yes. Malleus really does like kids -- he spent a good portion of his life helping raise Silver and Sebek, so his affections for kids stem from a young age. He really wants some of his own, and it's honestly a dealbreaker if you don't want them.
M - Morning: Mornings with Malleus can either be slow, gentle, and quiet. Basking in each other's presence and relaxing in bed until it's near afternoon. Or they can be chaotic and full of things to do. Depends on his schedule. But, regardless, Malleus makes sure that you are comfortable and happy over anything else.
N - Night: Malleus is a night owl. He loves the quiet and peace that night brings. He loves to take you on walks outside around campus or stay up way too late talking to each other in bed about everything and nothing at the same time.
O - Open: Answered Here
P - Patience: Answered Here
Q - Quizzes: Answered Here
R - Remember: Malleus has quite a lot of memories of you that he adores. Your first date, walking around campus with you, the ball at Noble Bell. His favorite, though, is probably the first time he proposed to you. You'd been together for a little over a month, and he decided to pop the question because he knew he would want you for life. You didn't freak out or yell at him or break if off with him on the spot. Instead, you smiled and told him "Not yet." For some reason, that little smile of yours and the 'yet' made his heart soar, and he knew that you were his one.
S - Security: Answered Here
T - Try: Malleus is a very go-big or-go-home person, however... he doesn't know how to plan dates. He doesn't know the first thing about romance or being sweet, so he's really just stumbling in the dark and accidentally hitting all the right targets. You think he's so sweet and loving. Lilia thinks it's a miracle he's lasted this long.
U - Ugly: Malleus' bad habit is assuming you're always on the same page as him. You are not always on the same page as him, and it causes arguments from time to time because he thinks he can speak for you when he cannot.
V - Vanity: He's relatively aware that he's good-looking, but he doesn't really have too big of an ego about it. He cares about power more than beauty, but he does know that he is attractive and is proud of that fact. It's just not something he thinks too hard about.
W - Whole: Malleus feels so empty when you aren't around. You consume a lot of his thoughts, so he's constantly wondering what you're up to and how you're feeling. Whenever you're gone, he feels a little piece of his heart ache in sadness.
X - Xtra: Malleus shines his horns. In fact, he takes care of them better than anything else in his life. They're a part of the royal look, which is one reason why he takes such good care of them. The main reason, though? He thinks they look pretty all shiny. He's a dragon, after all, he likes shiny things a lot.
Y - Yuck: Answered Here
Z - Zzz: He sleeps like a corpse. Just completely stiff and still, even if you're sleeping beside him. He just doesn't move at all. He also sometimes sleeps with his eyes open? Very unsettling, that Malleus.
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airybcbyy · 9 months
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hey! could you do jouno hcs please?
AHHHH ABSOLUTELY. ty for the ask!!
Jouno Saigiku x Reader Headcanons!
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a/n— sadistic characters make my brain go brrrr
content— jouno calls reader ‘darling’, possessive bf jouno, gets kinda deep for no reason in the casual hcs, jouno is a meanie, mirror sex, jealous sex, temperature play, incorrect use of ice and wax, p in v, slight voyeurism(?), markings, and i think that’s it! lmk if i missed anything!!
synopsis— cute little headcanons with jouno in the sections of casual, relationship, and nsfw!!
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casual headcanons
fear of heights. up high in the air is the one space where he can’t hear much besides the wind and smells everything that wafts his way; he just feels vulnerable while up high.
cooking master. when you have to deal with tecchou and his disgusting mixtures all day, you’d want to make yourself some homemade comfort food too
can play the piano like a GOD. it was one of his many passions before he lost his sight, and even afterwards he never stopped.
secretly loves being around the other hunting dogs. when he’s alone he can’t see or hear.
^^^he gets scared of being trapped inside his own mind due to this
he dreams of having a world where everyone can exist in peace with the hunting dogs protecting the city
was an only child
loves listening to teruko and tachiharas banter because he never got to experience something close to siblings fighting before
can speak at least two languages but no more than four
very much an early bird
amazing chess player, literally so strategic *cue mastermind by taylor swift*
likes bitter tastes more than awfully sweet tastes
loves puzzles, he just enjoys feeling around and using his intellectual skills and heightened senses to put them together
likes loud rock music more than what others assume he would like(he actually hates classical music. he finds it boring.)
runs hot like a damn oven
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relationship headcanons
meanie!!!!
jouno is literally as if satan made a special person to just make your life as difficult as possible.
jouno loves you because of your mind
you’re just as charismatic as he is and he enjoys how you two can just communicate without words. him with your heart rate and breathing pattern and you with his facial and body movements 🫶🏼
even if he’s a meanie , jouno still enjoys coming home and cuddling with you
will he initiate it?
absolutely not.
until he was in a relationship with you, jouno never realized how much he enjoyed another persons touch
jouno will make your life with him a living hell though, make no mistake
like i said; he runs hot and makes it everyone’s problem
you two can simply be laying in bed like normal civilized people, but if you mention you’re hot? he’s grabbing your waist pulling you closer to your furnace of a boyfriend.
“ get off of me! ”
“ you don’t wanna cuddle with me, darling? ”
jouno isn’t someone who will talk about your relationship at work or with anyone he’s not comfortable with
so when he first tells tecchou about you? he shocks himself
he definitely accidentally told you he loved you first
“ yeah, yeah. love you too. ” he’d said after you called him annoying
or something like that
your meanie boyfriend just loves you so much🫶🏼
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nsfw headcanons
like i said guys; jouno is M-E-A-N
man is a grade 1 tease
literally a power top!!
he loves just hearing your heartbeat pick up when he’s fucking you🫶🏼
and the sounds? man could bust just off of them.
like i said; he runs hot, so temperature play is one of his favorite things
he loves hearing your gasps when he pours hot wax on your body, always careful not to hurt you
he absolutely is obsessed with your whines when he runs ice around your tits, making your cute little nipples hard🫶🏼
you think you can make him jealous and he wouldn’t teach you a lesson? tough luck.
you could just be talking to tecchou or tachihara, but if he hears your heartbeat pick up or hear the slightest change in your tone? be ready to not walk for weeks
he’ll take you home and make sure you know who you belong to
MIRROR SEX🙏🙏
obviously he can’t see, but sometimes if you’re bad enough, he’ll make you describe what you look like to him– and if you stutter? he’ll slow down until you’re begging for him to hurry up and ruin you
he would never ever share you with anyone. you’re his and he’s yours
he’s definitely more of a receiver of head more than a giver, he just loves hearing your cute little moans while you’re choking on his cock🫶🏼
will make you play with yourself in front of him if you’ve been just a little too naughty
if he’s on an away mission he’ll call you and will jerk off to the sound of your voice
loves marking you with hickeys
your neck, thighs, and tummy covered every time after he fucks you.
jouno just needs everyone to know that he owns you❤️
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he makes me giggle, sorry if these aren’t great i rushed them just a bit!!
likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated!! thank you sm for this ask!
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enviedear · 5 months
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Hi I love your neighbor!Ben oneshot!! Can I ask if you have anymore headcanons for him?
—aw hi nonnie! ofc i do, i'm always thinking about neighbor!ben. thank you for sending in an ask <3
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neighbor!BEN SOLO...
— he is most definitely the kind of neighbor to knock on your door and ask for sugar or some shit. he always insists it's for leia, but he won't admit that he's the one telling his mom that he'll run over to yours and ask.
"hey neighbor, mom wanted to know if you have any powdered sugar?" "gosh ben, i just gave you some."
— he loves spending his free time in his garage, wide open, blaring music and working on his (and han's) car. i think these songs would be frequently playing from his speaker, 1 | 2 | 3
— insists on mowing your grass, even though your dad can do it just fine. no, ben likes having an excuse to strut around shirtless in your yard. he also will never accept payment for it.
"i can't let you pay me, sir. it's really no trouble."
— when he and his parents get invited over for dinner he'll make sure to ask you about all things poli-sci (he loves to bring up his minor all the time), headlining legal news, and nineteeth century philosophers. if you can keep up with him, he'll get sardonic and try to get you to fumble. if you're lost, he'll be subtly demeaning and solipsistic.
"let me guess? you think dostoevsky had the world figured out don't you?" "yes. why? do you want me to follow the teachings of comte as religiously as you?" he'd grin, "i'm just making conversation, kid."
— ben would always go on night runs, and on days he actually gets off on time, they end up coenciding with the time you walk your dog. he'll find so much joy in catching up to you and annoying the absolute shit out of you.
"you and cujo should really speed up, i can't jog the entire time." "no one asked you to stay with us."
— on the night run note, one evening he'd see a 'missing dog' poster that barely resembles yours and he'd accuse you of being a dog napper.
"holy shit kid, you can't steal people's dogs!" "shut up solo! i haven't stolen anyone's dog." "oh yeah? then why does this ankle biter look exactly like the one in the picture?"
— he really would just do any stupid or barely thought-out thing to get your attention
— he has no personal space, at least when it comes to you. he'll brush against you no question to grab something, he'll let his hands rest on your shoulders when he's behind you, and he'll cut your steak for you without even giving you a questioning glance.
"i can do some things myself you know." you'd groan, when he begins to cut your rib-eye. only for your mother to pipe in, "honey he's being nice! ignore her ben!"
— ben would constantly be invited to family trips, dinners, and events. especially when your parents catch wind that leia and han aren't home much. so expect ben solo to come along for a day trip into the city with you and your parents.
"you don't have to follow me around. i can navigate a museum on my own." "chill out, kid. i'm just trying to get a good eye on the best installation." you'd pause, "are you... talking about me?" with a smirk he'd reply, "you'd like that, wouldn't you."
— you'd take up a little job tending to leia's garden when she's away, and ben will always make sure to keep you in his eyes. he likes the way you look in overalls and his old batman potting gloves.
— after you're done in the garden he'll give you a glass of homemade lemonade with a sprig of mint. he lets you poke fun of him for it.
"all for me, solo?" "hmm, who else?"
— just like ben, you refuse to be paid for your little side gig. but ben will always leave a crisp twenty in your mailbox the day after. you take them and keep them in a red envelope with the words, 'from hot neighbor', written on the flap in sharpie.
han would catch him doing it one day and say, "can't pay yourself a girlfriend, son." ben would just roll his eyes, "it's not even like that. i'm just trying to not be a cheapskate like you." "sure, son. whatever you say."
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theendless22 · 1 month
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Peeta Mellark Headcanons (Modern Day Technology!):
I got inspired by a titkok I saw this morning that said Peeta would be obsessed with Minecraft and TikTok, I couldn’t help myself. 🩵
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Minecraft
Peeta’s your biggest fangirl, watching you play video games in awe.
This inevitably leads to introducing minecraft to him… and it’s safe to say he’s addicted!
You both have matching skins.
It starts off with a multiplayer minecraft world, you teach him the basics, laughing when he dies from fall damage.
“It’s not funny!��� He pouts.
The first night is actual torture.
You best believe he’ll be shrieking at the mobs.
“HELP ME!”
*breadboy12 was slain by zombie*
(Although he’s a fighter irl I’d imagine him to be a useless defender in minecraft, but at least he tries)
Would sacrifice himself for you if you were under attack.
After the first night he’d ensure to make a house for you both.
He’d cry when a creeper blows it up.
You thought he gave up building until you see a small cottage made of birch and cherry wood the next day.
It’s decorated with a wheat farm and animal pen at the side.
“Do you like our house?” He types in chat, crouching up and down at you.
Would giggle when he places his minecraft bed next to yours.
Has every cat and dog he can find.
He’d totally make an animal sanctuary for them, after you complain they take too much space in the cottage.
Definitely makes a bakery where the price for bread is a kiss (only if it’s from you)
Peeta is definitely the flower gatherer.
Don’t be surprised when Peeta whacks you, throwing your favourite flower onto the ground.
“For you :)” is all he’d say before running away into your shared cottage.
You think his antics are cheesy, but you wouldn’t have it any other way. :)
Tiktok
Reposts his entire fyp
Definitely the biggest contributor to his 20+ hour screen time a week.
He’d insist on having a matching pfp with you.
If you say no his pfp would just be his favourite picture of you. “You’re just so pretty baby!”
Apart from bakery accounts you’d be the only person he follows. He doesn’t understand why that makes you so happy.
I’m a firm believer that he wouldn’t indulge in the tiktok thirst traps.
He’d probably block the people making them because the only person he wants to see in that way is you. 🥲
If you posted dancing tiktoks of your own he’d watch it over and over again in awe.
“You look beautiful!” He’d comment. (alongside the other 25+ comments of him admiring you)
Would actually go feral if he saw you make a thirst trap of your own.
His response would totally be: “Gnawing at the bars of my enclosure”. It’s inevitable he becomes victim to the tiktok language at this point, especially when he hears it from you.
Results in Johanna commenting under his comments, telling him to go and touch grass.
He’d get pouty at this, it’s not his fault you’ve got him acting out. :(
A big fan of the “things to do with your partner” videos.
“This reminded me of you”
Would tag you in videos along the lines of “which orange cat am I?”
Leads to a rabbit hole of watching funny cat videos.
His favourites are the cat pov videos, but he equally loves watching animal rescue videos.
He’d stumble across those baby sensory videos (the ones with the vegetables) and unironically be watching them for an hour.
Tiktok would also give him massive baby fever.
“Just the one baby, please!” “Peeta no.”
He’d send you many baby fever videos in hopes it changes your mind.
He’s a sucker for the couple TikTok trends.
“We need to do that together!”
Secretly wants to make a dancing tiktok with you.
Has a private folder full of your reposts, specifically the ones about your special interests so he can educate himself on what you care about.
“No way! I didn’t know you were a Taylor Swift fan!” (his private folder says otherwise) 👀
Results in him becoming obsessed with your special interests.
Peeta would obviously be consumed by breadtok, having thousands of saved videos in his favourites.
You’re no longer surprised when you visit and see his tiktok inspired creations.
“I saw it on tiktok!” He’d beam.
Would definitely start a colony of sourdough after seeing the “100 year old sourdough starter” trend.
Keeps up with the tiktok cake drama (if yk yk)
Scared of the yo ho sea videos (he’d never admit it)
Shits himself when you’re near bodies of water and you start singing it.
However he still watches them to tell you interesting sea facts.
Nobody can convince me that he doesn’t religiously watch the Reddit AITA videos with minecraft parkour or subway surfers in the background.
Gets heated when the person is actually the asshole.
“How could they do that?” “They suck!” “I’d never do that to you baby!”
You laugh, a small smile on your lips because it’s true, he’d never do that to you.
Additional headcanons
Peeta makes a world on the sims, spending hours ensuring you and him look like yourself in real life. In his world you and him are happily married, having multiple babies together and a few pets. He uses the sim world almost as a manifestation of the life he wants with you, as he genuinely sees you both spending the rest of your lives together.
Has a private tumblr account that acts as his diary, he often recalls his day with you, and if that day is particularly good he makes his entries in the same formation as a fan fic (He’s just that whipped) :)
(I’m open for suggestions to make more of these, feedback is appreciated!) This is the first post I’ve made in a few years so I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did making it 💗
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capybaratrait · 1 month
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But Daddy I Love Him!: A Disney Princess Legacy Challenge
I didn't really like any version of the Disney Princess Legacy so I decided to do one myself! I tried not to repeat traits, skills... But sometimes I couldn't figure out, sorry! I also included a color scheme based on the princess. You have to complete the aspiration, career and max the skills, unless stated otherwise. I also included some extra goals!
It's not playtested, so I might make changes as I play. I have an edited lifespan that makes Young Adulthood and Adulthood a little bit longer, but Teenagehood and Childhood shorter. My guess is that you could finish the challenge in normal lifespan, but you also can do it in long or with a custom lifespan, or even turn aging off if you want to! Whatever you want to do!
Also, I had to be quite... Creative in some of the princess descriptions, because their personalities are very similar.
Also, there's not really any general rules. Your heir can be any gender you want (Everyone can be a princess!), if you want to cheat, cheat, if you wanna change something, change it!
Generation 1. Snow White 🍎
Packs: Cottage Living, Parenthood
Running away from a terrible family, you find yourself in a tiny cottage in the middle of nowhere. You dedicate yourself to keep it clean and make it a home. A hopeless romantic, you dream of finding your true love and form a beautiful family.
Traits: Cheerful, Romantic, Childish
Aspiration: Soulmate
Career: Stay-at-Home Parent
Skills: Cooking, Parenting, Cross-Stitching
Colors: Red, Blue and Yellow
Make seven friends
Marry your first love and stay with them all your life. Don’t woohoo before marriage
Befriend wild animals (bunnies, birds, foxes)
Have three children
Grow an apple tree of magnificent quality in your backyard
Generation 2. Cinderella 👠
Packs: High School Years, Cats and Dogs, My First Pet Stuff
Your parent instill in you the importance of being a hard-worker, but you can’t help but wish for a better life! With your two siblings making your life impossible, you spent your teenage years working a part-time job and saving as much money as you could to get away from them. As a young adult, you move to your own place and start working in the world of fashion.
Traits: Ambitious, Overachiever, Perfectionist
Aspiration: Fabulously Wealthy
Career: Style Influencer
Skills: Writing, Painting, Charisma, Photography
Colors: Silver
Have a bad relationship with your two siblings
As a teen, reach max level of a part-time job of your choice
Always have a rat and a cat as your pets
You need no one to achieve success! But, eventually, you find someone as rich as talented as you have become (aka, don’t marry/move with before you have completed at least 3 tiers of your aspiration)
Generation 3. Aurora 🛏️
Packs: Nifty Knitting, Get Famous, Parenthood, Island Living
Unlike your parent, you don't even have to move a finger to get what you want. Born and raised in a wealthy family, you might be getting a little spoiled. That’s why your parents send you to live in your uncle/aunt’s house. There, you learn some good lessons, like the importance of generosity and hard work. Although some things never change… And naps are still your favorite pastime!
Traits: Lazy, Creative, Generous
Aspiration: Lord/Lady of the Knits
Career: Career Hop
Skills: Comedy, Knitting
Colors: Blue, Pink
Move out to your uncle/aunt’s house as a teen. There, they teach you discipline. Make sure you get at least two good character value traits!
Meet your future spouse at your uncle/aunt’s, but don’t start dating him until you are a young adult. They have to be a mermaid!
As a young adult, you don’t really know what to do. Career hop everytime you receive a call!
You love to knit! It is something you can do while sitting. Unlock all types of clothing and buy objects available with the Knitting skill
Generation 4. Ariel 🧜🏻‍♀️
Packs: Island Living, Snowy Escape, Parenthood
As a teen, you discover that you are not a normal sim: you are a merfolk. Your curious nature makes you move out from your family house to the place where your parent was born and raised, and reconnect with your roots. But when you fall in love with a normal sim, you decide to renounce your other form and become a boring, normal human.
Traits: Geek, Adventurous, Child of the Ocean
Aspiration: Beach Life
Career: Conservationist
Skills: Logic, Fitness
Colors: Red, Green, Purple
Get the Irresponsible character value trait
As soon as you become a young adult, move out to Sulani
Complete the Seashells collection and another collection of your choice
Befriend a dolphin
Stop being a mermaid when you fall in love with a human sim!
Generation 5. Belle 📚
Packs: High School Years, City Living/For Rent, Growing Together, Cats and Dogs
Ever since you were a kid you loved to hide under the covers with a good book and immerse yourself in a world full of magic where everything is possible. You love to read, it is your favorite thing in the whole world, and to think you also could create those beautiful stories? That's your dream. You also love your family, but you want to have your own life, so after graduating high school you move to a shared apartment looking for a little more independence. Turns out your roommate is a monster, but for some reason you can’t stop thinking that there is goodness deep inside them…
Traits: Bookworm, Creative, Good
Aspiration: Best-Selling Author
Career: Writer
Skills: Writing, Charisma
Colors: Yellow
Try to become a valedictorian or at least graduate with honors in High School!
Share an apartment with a sim with the evil trait. Fall in love with them, and try to change its trait for another one with the self-discovery system!
Keep a rose in your house
Always have a dog in your household
Generation 6. Jasmine 🧞‍♂️
Packs: Get Famous, High School Years, Get Together, For Rent, Romantic Garden Stuff
Stubborn and impulsive, you are not interested in love at all, especially with your parents pressuring you to give them grandkids and introducing you to suitors all the time. You want to triumph, be something for yourself! You might come across as a little self-absorbed, but you have a good heart and will help everyone in need. You move to Del Sol Valley looking for fame, and there you find someone that sparks your interest… But if you do commit to someone, it will be your decision. Your parents will have nothing to say in the matter.
Traits: Self-Absorbed, Hot-Headed, Party Animal
Aspiration: World Famous Celebrity
Career: Actor/Actress
Skills: Acting, Dancing
Colors: Blue
Have a bad relationship with all the sims your parents introduce you, especially with one of them
Fall in love with a sim in the criminal career. Your parents do not approve of them, so they have a bad relationship
Go on a vacation to Tomarang and adopt a tiger!
Make three different wishes with the wishing well over the course of your life
Generation 7. Pocahontas 🌳
Packs: Seasons, Outdoor Retreat, Discover University, Spa Day, For Rent
You grew up in the buzzling city of Del Sol Valley, a place that never sleeps, full of luxury and fake appearances, but you never felt comfortable there. You always had a connection with nature, and as soon as you reach young adulthood, you leave your parents mansion, looking to find inner peace. A natural leader, you decide to devote your life to guide and teach young generations.
Traits: Loves Outdoors, Self-Assured, Vegetarian
Aspiration: Outdoor Enthusiast
Career: Education
Skills: Research & Debate, Herbalism, Wellness
Colors: Brown, Blue
As a child and a teen, be in scouts and collect all the badges!
Have a failed relationship before finding the one you form a family with
You are a deeply spiritual person. Max the friendship bar with one of your dead grandparents
Get the Wise trait as an elder
Generation 8. Mulan 🐉
Packs: StrangerVille, Paranormal
You have a huge sense of responsibility, so you join the military thinking that that is the best way to help people. But then, you are transferred to the town of StrangerVille, and start suspecting the military wants to cover something related to the Secret Lab in the outskirts of town… And you are gonna figure out what it is.
Traits: Clumsy, Active, Family-Oriented
Aspiration: StrangerVille Mystery
Career: Military
Skills: Fitness, Logic
Colors: Green, Blue, Yellow
Fall in love with someone also in the military career. You have to have a bad relationship with them first
Befriend three other co-workers
Matchmake your friends!
Get the Brave reward trait
Generation 9. Tiana 🐸
Packs: Dine Out, Cottage Living, Growing Together
You have a passion for good food, are a very hard-working sim and will do anything possible to achieve your goals! You start working at a restaurant hoping one day you will open your very own, where you will make people happy with your dishes. Oh, you also are obsessed with frogs, but you don’t know where that comes from…
Traits: Foodie, Animal Enthusiast, Self-Assured
Aspiration: Master Chef
Career: Chef/Restaurant Owner
Skills: Cooking, Gourmet Cooking
Colors: Green, Blue
Open your own restaurant after completing the aspiration. Reach the 5 stars!
Complete the frogs collection
Have a best friend
Adopt at least 1 child; They will be the heir. Have a strict family dynamic with them
Generation 10. Rapunzel 🌞
Packs: Get to Work, Horse Ranch, City Living
Your parents were always very protective of you, and you never understood why, until they confessed to you that you were adopted. Because of their strict parenting, you couldn’t do crazy things and learn from your mistakes; you crave adventures and want to discover who you really are. You really are a creative force! You love painting, you love singing, and you also seem to have a gift to make other people feel better, so you decide to become a doctor and spend all your free time looking for your biological parents.
Traits: Art Lover, Music Lover, Genius
Aspiration: Painter Extraordinaire
Career: Doctor
Skills: Painting, Logic, Singing
Colors: Pink, Purple
Find your biological parents as a young adult or an adult
Have a very long hair
Have a horse in your household
Have 4 kids in total. 3 of them have to be triplets!
Note: If I finish the legacy, which I don't think I will because I never finish them 😂 I will make extra generations for Merida, Moana and Raya.
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soda-sparkss · 10 months
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Wallaby Headcanons!
I love these two way too much! I have to share my headcanons with you all, the citizens of doodletown!
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Wally loves to play with Barnaby's ears! They're very soft and one of Wally's favorite textures.
Wally's favorite place to sit is on Barnaby's shoulders
Barnaby likes to show Wally magic tricks! He once pulled an apple out of his hat as a confession gift and Wally was so impressed!
Wally often forgets little things about himself, but Barnaby is there to remind him!
Wally chews on the stitches of his fingertips as a nervous stim, so Barnaby helped him stitch them back together
Movie nights! So many movie nights!
WWally's eyes dilate whenever he's near Barnaby and the silly blue dog can tell when he's staring affectionately or with malice
The two love to hold hands while walking! in fact, Wally's gotten so used to having his hand held that he'll accidentally grab another neighbor's hand if he's walking alongside them.
Since Wally can eat with his eyes, he's curious as to how everything tastes. Barnaby often has to tell him not to eat a chunk out of the counter-
The two like to draw on each other's faces an arms! Frank has spotted them all marked up at least 7 times
Wally likes to cook in his spare time and Barnaby is his certified taste tester!
They both walk barefoot around the house
Wally is almost always at Barnaby's place!
They give each other stickers!
Wally is the only person Barnaby shares his food with
Barnaby is teaching Wally to dance!
They have little ragdolls of each other that they cuddle with at night
Wally prefers Barnaby's hand beans over fidget toys
Wally doesn't mind when Barnaby lays on him amd oftentimes falls asleep when he does
Sometimes they'll plan picnics or have playdates where they decorate the sidewalk with more chalk drawings
They always go to Howdy's place together
Barnaby helps Wally read through the guestbook
Wally gives gentle pecks/kisses while Barnaby prefers to give big wet kisses
Sometimes the two do their own thing whike in each other's company
Wally always gets up early, no matter how late he went to sleep. Barnaby always sleeps in past 12
Only Barnaby has seen Wally cry
Wally loves sweet foods while Barnaby like savory foods
Wally doesn't mind the texture of paper while Barnaby despises it
They both eat whipped cream right out of the can
They have three photobooks filled with mostly pictures of them together
They both like to act in Sally's plays!
Wally loves to be tickled and Barnaby always does it to cheer him up after a bad day
Barnaby likes to chew on Wally's fingers. He doesn't seem to mind
They have alternate nicknames for each other! Spots and Swirls
Barnaby gazes lovingly at wally even when he does the most mundane of things
They both hate the sound of fireworks, but love the looks of them
Wally uses Barnaby as a pillow
They like to play with the beetles in Frank's garden
On weekends, they build pillow forts in their houses and make shadow puppets!
Sometimes Wally just needs a big ol squeeze! And Barnaby is al2ays there to provide!
Both have stepped barefoot in paint and run aroind the neighborhood to leave little tracks!
They have one tree they carved their names into as a pledge to never leave each other
Wally will listen to Barnaby talk to for hours on end
Wally gets jealous sometimes and often secretly holds grudges
Barnaby makes Wally some hot cocoa if he can't relax
They kiss each other's hands before going their separate ways
Wally tries to paint in the dark and Barnaby has to remind him to turn on a light
Barnaby likes to trace little shapes on Wally's hand. Sometimes he even leaves him a message!(Wally can barely understand what he writes though)
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ranaissingle · 1 year
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Hi love! Just a little idea, what if Elvis' girlfriend sees them play football and wants in on the fun?
I just love that football scene way too much 👉👈🥰
Girls Just Want To Fun
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Masterlist Fandom: Austin Butler and/or Elvis Rating: M Pairings: Austin!Elvis x Fem!Reader and/or Elvis x Fem!Reader Word Count: 951
Warnings: some light smut at the end, sexual innuendos, Elvis being too hot to handle? A/N: Can we please just take a second to talk about hot he is? I would commit arson (or any other federal crime for that matter) for this man Jesus Christ. I don't know a lot about football so forgive me if I don't get all of the rules and things right. You also didn't specify if you wanted smut or not so I just did a little but let me know if you want something spicier haha. Now, on to the story!
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The weather outside was beautiful, to say the least. The sun was shining and the clouds were few and far in between. Elvis has been outside messing around with his cousins and friends while Y/N was content to sit on the porch and catch up on her reading while sipping on some sweet tea. She heard the noises of the boys' roughhousing as they tackled each other to the floor only to get up and do it all over again.
Whilst in the depths of her novel, Elvis came up the steps of the porch to greet her.
"Hey there darlin', you doin' alright?" He was breathing hard and Y/N watched as the drops of sweat made their way down the expanse of his neck before dripping slowly into the divot of his collarbone. His hair was tousled from running around and fell so beautifully over his forehead and eyes. She wondered how something as simple as that could mesmerize her so extensively.
Y/N shook her head and looked up at Elvis's face before he caught on to what she was really thinking. "I'm fine Elvis just a little bored is all. Wait, actually would you mind if I played some football with you all? I'm getting tired of just sitting around? I want to have some fun!". Her fingers wound around the others while she asked her question. She didn't want to interrupt his merriment, but she was practically dying from boredom.
Elvis' large answering smile was all Y/N needed to quell her anxieties.
" Of course darlin', I was actually comin' over to ask ya the same thing." He firmly grasped her hands before hauling her up onto her feet and pulling her down the steps of the porch.
"Alright, I gotta teach ya how to throw a football first, and then we can start doin' the other stuff." Y/N gave him a brisk nod and mumbled "mmhm".
Elvis stood behind her and wrapped his arms around her front to reach her hands. He grasped her fingers and wrapped them softly around the football in his hand. Y/N couldn't even pay attention to the way she was supposed to hold the ball with Elvis' front pressed firmly against her and his head leaning into the crook of her neck.
"Keep ya hands like this and grasp the ball tight like that. Good job baby." He punctuated his compliment with a kiss on Y/N's neck and cheek. He stepped away from her slightly to explain to her how to throw the football. Their dog, Charlie, was standing at attention ready to catch the ball at a moment's notice.
"Bring ya arm back like this, aim the ball and then throw. I'll help ya through the first throw alright?"
"Okay, yeah I got it." Y/N's voice was soft as Elvis reached around her to mirror the movements with his hand and arm clasped around hers. This was not going to help her concentration. Elvis helped Y/N's hand mirror the movements a few times before eventually unwrapping himself from around her, much to her dismay.
"Okay, now it's your turn honey. Do it jus' like I taught ya, got it?" Y/N missed his warmth immediately and the hot summer air could do nothing to quell the chill that came with the lack of Elvis' body heat. But Y/N didn't want to embarrass herself so she reared back her arm, aimed the ball toward the dog, and let the ball fly.
"Nice form darlin' ya did so well." Elvis wrapped his arms around her waist as he settled his body back against her. Y/N couldn't take it anymore.
"aah" The breathy moan and sharp inhalation afterward were all that Elvis needed to catch on to her predicament. An easy smirk crept its way onto his lips as he squeezed her tighter. He turned her around by her shoulders until she was face to face with him. Y/N's eyes were wide and her lips were ravaged from all the biting she had put them through. Elvis was enchanted, to say the least. She always looked beautiful but he thought she looked her best when she wanted him.
Elvis moved his hands to hold her face with one and her waist with the other before he knelt his head down to kiss her. He moved her head every which way to kiss her at every possible angle. He would never tire of the curve of her waist and the soft moans and gasps she would release when he let his hands explore her.
" mmh El-Elvi- ahm" she tried to say his name in between kisses but Elvis' lips silenced any attempt at coherent communication. The hand on her waist moved up and down her back while the other on her cheek slid down onto her neck and back up into the locks of her hair.
He pulled himself away from her lips and moved down to her neck.
"You're so beautiful, baby. I could spend the rest of my life lookin' at ya and I still wouldn't be able to get my fill." The words were muffled by the collar of Y/Ns blouse. Elvis left open-mouthed kisses along her neck and up to her ear where he began whispering sweet nothings as his hands continued to work wonders.
"Jump up into my arms baby I want to take ya inside." His nose had nuzzled itself behind her ear and Y/N felt the timbre of his voice vibrating against her chest.
Y/N did just that and they abandoned the football and Charlie outside and made their way to the house. She got the fun wanted, albeit not in the manner she had intended.
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I hope you all liked it! Until next time!
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jlushie · 2 years
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oh.my.god
i saw your post about “what the family of the marriages candidates think about you” and i’m IN LOVE with your writing!!! it’s perfect😭😭 you made my night with this
i’m sorry to bother you by asking this, but can you do some sam headcanons?🫣
Thank you so much!! I’m so happy you like my writing! You’re all so sweet fesfowhguig
I’m currently writing some headcanons of giving ALL the marriage candidates a bouquet! I always wanted them to have different reactions, so writing it has been fun so far! It’s taking awhile though, but I hope everyone likes it when I finish!
But anyhow, of course I’ll write some Sam headcanons! As I mentioned before, these are in no order, but I hope you enjoy anyway! <3
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Some Sam Headcanons! <333
Sam is so incredibly lovesick for you.
We swoons when you speak with him, and gets real giddy when you hold him.
It’s kind of like a puppy dog love in a way? He’s usually pretty energetic, but when you even look at him, it takes that energy and multiples it by ten.
Of course, he usually gets pretty flustered because of that. He usually tries to brush his flustered nature off around you when you notices. He also tries to play it cool and act relaxed. However, it usually ends up with him getting even more flushed up then previously, even a bit lightheaded!
“H-Huh?! I-I’m.. I’m blushing? It uh… It’s probably the temperature in here! Y-Yeah, that’s totally the reason! Haha…”
He’s mostly like this before your relationship and at the start of your relationship. However, after a bit of being in a relationship with you, he starts acting like a tease! He’s constantly flirting and super affectionate with you, a complete 180 from how he acted before.
“Aw, sunshine… You look so cute right now! Oh, you’re starting to blush too? God you’re adorable…”
That made me blush a lil writing that dayum
He likes PDA, but if you’re uncomfortable with sort of thing, he’s totally okay with that! Your comfort is very important to him.
If you don’t mind PDA, then expect him to at least be constantly holding your hand, or have an arm wrapped around you. He also doesn’t mind peppering your face in kisses. The only time he isn’t affectionate like that is around his family, but, like I said, he’ll definitely hold your hand.
Sebastian and Abigail had to endure him rambling on and on about you before you two were even in a relationship, and it somehow got worse when you two started dating. He will brag on and on about you, or constantly declare how much he loves you.
Sebastian has defiantly heard so many songs Sam had wrote for you, most of them being scrapped since Sam believed that they weren’t good enough for someone as great as you, or simply didn’t convey how he felt for you well.
He would also like to teach you an instrument if you’re interested. I personally imagine him to be pretty good at most instruments, or at least the ones in his band.
If you guys have kids, he thinks it’d be so cute if he taught everyone an instrument and you guys all played together! <333
It fills him with so much love and pride to see you coming to his concerts. Even if you’re only there for a second, it makes him feel so loved.
After his concerts, he runs up to you and leans down to give you a big hug, or a sweet but eager kiss.
“Thanks for comin’ babe! I’m glad you made it!”
Okay, this is probably important to mention, but Sam is t a l l. I’m pretty sure he’s one of, if not, the only love interest who has to bend down to kiss you. I don’t know what Jodi and Kent gave him but god damn
He would have to bend down to give you a kiss, or to give you hugs. But he’d also pick you up a lot, whether that be more a hug, a kiss, or maybe just to pick you up and spin you around, which is something he’d totally do.
He’d also give you (and your kids if you have any) piggyback rides! He usually did with Vincent, or put him on his shoulders.
Speaking of Vincent, his family adores you! I’ve said this in the family headcanons, but Jodi loves to have you two over for dinner at least once a week, Kent thinks you’re a good person since you made his family happy, and Vincent thinks you’re fun!
Family holidays are a must :))
Sam would also practically beg his mom for cooking lessons, since he wanted to start cooking for you! I’d love to imagine you coming home from a busy day to see Sam in an apron, trying his best not to burn whatever he was making.
“Oh-! Hey babe! Just uh… trying to make this fried calamari…! It was supposed to be a surprise… Well, since you’re here, wanna walk me through the recipe?”
He tends to hum a lot. It’s almost like he has a new tune for everything he does. Like with cooking for example, its a pretty upbeat tune. Or when you two are cuddled up together, he hums something slower, kinda like a lullaby as he brushes his hands through your hair.
You two have probably sung together goofily while dancing in the kitchen, or just while generally hanging out.
He’s a very energetic and sweet husband, and while being totally lovesick for you, he can make you feel so flustered and giddy! He truly loves you, and wants to make your relationship as fun and upbeat as possible, while also sharing sentimental and sweet moments with him too! <3
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ikemenomegas · 11 months
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do you have any favorite headcanons for omega kakashi? love your blog -3-
Cooking Kakashi (insert cooking mama ver kakashi icon... which is a game I would play the hell out of. I want him to like me so bad...)
I love that Kakashi can canonically cook very well and that he likes cooking for his loved ones. Even though the first of those people are no longer here, it brings him a lot of peace to cook for his Alpha.
He likes that he made something with his own two hands that contributes to the joy and health of his loved ones. It’s also an act of living that makes him feel more human and cooking tasty food for himself was one of the things he used to ground himself during his worst moments or when he was alone after missions (a good weapon needs to be able to at least function -> (eventually) I am a person and it's okay to enjoy things because I deserve it).
He was not originally much of an experimenter, but he learned enough about the basics that he was able to start improving upon recipes. His recipes are full of annotations because even though he's got a stellar memory, he's old enough he knows there's only so much space up there. However, half of these notes only make sense to himself. Good luck trying to replicate those dishes...
He's not much of a "collector", anti-clutter Kakashi
So his preferred method of receiving affection is not gift giving.
However, Cooking Kakashi™️ might accept a few things. Recipe books are a little hard because Kakashi has to be interested in more than just two or three things in the book. He typically prefers to decide on these himself. He likes to work through everything in the book and pick out his favorites. If you tell him you want to buy it for him though, he'll let you. A bookshop date, anyone?
The one thing he does love is the cooking supplies you buy him. High quality ceramics, one of a kind glassware, accent-like cups or bowls. If you're careful about only buying a piece here and a piece there, it doesn't build up clutter, and it becomes a nice special occasion kind of gift. Hot pot is not his most favorite meal ever but he loves the donabe you got him.
He also doesn't have a lot of spare nesting materials, but if you can talk him into letting you take him to a nesting supply shop, he'll usually buy something (because he thinks you think he needs more soft things, which makes him feel cared for but can also get overwhelming on occasion).
Overall though, quality time and some physical touch are his preferred ways of receiving affection.
Cat person who has dogs Kakashi
Kakashi shows up whenever he wants or perfectly on time, prefers only certain people and usually small gatherings or being alone (although being alone with his Person doesn't really count as company), has a lot of very, let's call them specific, habits, is incredibly particular about certain things... and is also something of a prankster.
In a way it's very funny because he's the pack leader of his ninken.
Very respectful but incredibly kinky Kakashi.
Consent is sexy and Kakashi is the sexiest because he's the kind of person who won't act without permission. He's also the kind of person who's almost too shy to even think of his Alpha in an explicit way. This isn't a purity thing. It's just a him being shy and feeling undeserving thing. Have to be careful because he's the kind of sub to say "you can do anything to me, I don't mind" and mean it, and part of a long term relationship with Kakashi is teaching him about his own boundaries.
I'm a big fan "yes he does wear that many layers" Kakashi
Part of it is a feeling of security. But it makes me wonder if he just tends to run cold for some reason. Bundle him up in blankets and feed him soup.
The hospital is very grateful for Kakashi's mate. He tends to run away less if his mate is allowed to either stay with him while he recovering and there's a few times where he's been very happy to get discharged home earlier because Tsunade knows someone responsible and capable of getting Kakashi to sit still while he's getting better.
Lazy Kakashi
Kakashi doesn't hate being a ninja. I get the sense that he thinks ninja are necessary in the world, and he's seen both the good and bad that shinobi missions can do. He doesn't hate it, but he's tired of it.
There's a difference between working hard because you have to and because you want to. I'm a huge fan of lazy Kakashi, no work Kakashi! he doesn't want to go on tiring missions anymore and he certainly didn't love being hokage! don't make him! Let him stay at home every day and do whatever he wants to do, let him spend all day in bed with you and a book and his puppies if he wants!
That said, he's been a shinobi so long, he would miss the athleticism if he ever had to leave, he likes being skilled. That's why he goes back to doing non-combat and teaching jobs after retiring. But he leaves plenty of space for well earned leisure time.
Hobby Husband Kakashi
He's used to having somewhat structured time, so sometimes he has trouble picking something to do on his day off. After the war, he also has to figure out how to fill additional hours since he doesn't stare at the memorial stone all the time.
He actually does like to just try new things. He's the type who naturally ends up pretty good at almost everything he tries though so there's not much he pursues more than one or two times. Once he settles in with his mate, he likes to do things with you. It's more fun and fulfilling than doing activities alone. His favorite hobby is reading though. Reading usually gives him an idea of what he might want to try next.
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zero-rider · 1 year
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Poetry from the so- HOLY GOD, WHY THE F%$@ I MADE THIS!!! WHYYYYYY!!!!
What you are about to read is the result of a long day at work with sleep deprivation and no day off since last week. Now if you excuse me i will go to cry until i fall sleep, have a good day
Ruby: Are you really sure this will make Jaune fall for me?
Blake: But of course it will. After all, My poetry classes are fail safe. Even Sun was crying of happiness after i wrote him a beautiful poem
Ruby: I don't think he was crying out of happiness, maybe was more of fear after all that filth he read
Blake: You want him or not? Because if you don't show him these verses you made in my class, i will
Ruby: *sigh* Fine, but if something bad happends, i will blame you for that
Blake: Stop worrying about the bad things and start worrying about tall, blond and hunk giving you the pound of your life
~a few moments later~
Jaune: And i said to her "Nora, you can run over pedestrians just because Ren made pancakes for someone else" So she just screamed at me and yeeted me out of the car
Yang: How about that girl in the hot dog stand, will she walk again?
Jaune: According to the doctor, she would need to use crutches for at least ten years, so not for a long time
Ruby: *coming our of nowhere* Jaune Arc, i have something to tell you
Yang: *smiling at her sister* Well, this sounds important, so i will go for a drink while you talk. Good luck, Rubes *winks*
Ruby: *okay, you can do this Ruby Rose* Jaune, hear my words
I wish to be your cereal so you could give me your milk Or for you to be the rain, to wet my panties made of silk
Jaune: Uuh Ruby?
Ruby: Okay, that was bad, hear this one
I wish for you to be a plumber to clean my pipes or a barbarian to get my clothes ripped Because it's not the same slap the dull bellabooty to slap the glorious arcbooty
Jaune: Ruby please stop
Ruby: No, i will never stop, this are my feelings and i will shout them to you, hear this one
I wish for you to be a mariachi so you could play my cockroach and in the bed to dislocate your crotch Today i really hope you're not busy because tonight i will let you kiss my p-
Yang: *ultra fucking crying from sadness*
Jaune: That's the reason you needed to stop
Ruby: How long did you heard?
Yang: *sobbing* All of it
Jaune: Didn't you said that you would left us alone to chat?
Yang: I did, but i remembered that you owed me fifthy lien from a bet i won, so i came to claim it. Imagine my surprise when i hear all those things that came from my innocent sister
Ruby: Blake made me write it!
Yang: *more crying* I can believe my sweet Ruby is a pervert. What did i do wrong when i raised you!
Blake: *crying out of pride* I know, the disciple surpassed the master. Please teach me your ways, oh master of the filth
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mini-sae · 1 year
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NSFW Alphabet
Steven grant
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Hi everyone ! So I'm gonna do an NSFW alphabet for my favorite characters. This is how I view them.
Don't hesitate to to say if you don't agree 😉.
Steven Grant :
A ( aftercare ) : Steven is nothing but a pleaser. Especially after sex. Even if he's not particularly rough with you, he always worries about you and makes sure that you feel safe and content.
B ( body part ) : Steven has definitely a thing for your breast. Either during sex or just watching a movie. He's touching them for his and your pleasure. And sometimes, just because he soothes him.
C ( cum ) : it's actually something he does not really like. He's always embarrassed by the mess he's making. He loves to cum inside you, of course, but you know not to toying with his cum.
D ( dirty secret ) : It's not much of a secret to you anymore, but he always enjoyed you feeding him. At first he pretended to be in a hurry for work and you had to put the toast in his mouth cause his were busy putting his clothes on. But it kept happening. Again and again. So now, he always tastes his food on your fingers at least twice a day.
E ( experience ) : None. Before you, Steven had never touched a girl in a sexual way. He kissed one girl, once. So you had to teach him pretty much everything. Luckily for you, he's a quick learner.
F ( favorite position ) : He's in for pretty much everything you suggest, but he's the most happy when you're on top of him. He can youch your breast while watching your face with loving eyes, all along letting you do as you please with him.
G ( goofy ) : He's so goofy that sometimes you have to take a minute before going back to business. At first, he was ashamed of his clumsiness, but you quickly reassured him. It's not like you were not clumsy yourself sometimes. Now, you were just both laughing so hard.
H ( Hair ) : Well like his alters, Steven has no hair on his chest and face. But he his hairy down there. Not too much, but enough for you to enjoy.
I ( Intimacy ) : Steven has no problems voicing his feelings for you during sex. Or in general, really. He always tell you how much he loves you. How beatiful you are. How lucky he is to have you.
J ( Jack off ) : Steven is not really into that. Before you, he sometimes touched himself, but not often. He mostly craved of emotional intimacy more than sex.
K ( kink ) : His hair. He doesn't like roughness, but when you harshly grip his hair while you're lost in pleasure, it makes him loose any control he has.
L ( location ) : Steven is not the adventurous type. He enjoy your shared bed, but he has a thing for the couch though. When you two are watching TV, and you gently running your hand on his thigh. He takes you by the hips and positions you onto him. There's something about the comfiness of the living room that he likes.
M ( motivation ) : You usually initiate sex. You know he's not a very sexual person. Sex comes after a lot of things. But when you show him that you want him, his desire appears out of nowhere, so strong and fast that you don't even have to play all your tricks.
N ( no ) : Anything that Steven considers rough and brutal. Even if you say that you like it, the idea of hurting you disgusts him. He can be very intense in his pounding, but never in a harmful way.
O ( oral ) : Have you seen a dog eating an ice cream ? Then you see. Steven could spend hours with his head between your legs. It was his favorite meal. And when it's your turn to please him, he just can't believe how good it feels.
P ( pace ) : Most of the time, he's slow and sweet. He just loves taking his time while kissing your entire face. But sometimes, he just needs to have you, possess you. He would become more demanding, but again, always careful about not hurting you.
Q ( quickie ) : It's very rare, but it happens when you surprises him at work, or when you wake up at night with a need of him.
R ( risks ) : Well, at work. The only risk he takes, is to be discoverd in a closet or in the bathroom of the museum.
S ( stamina ) : He can make love to you for hours. Sometimes, you even want to speed it up. But once he cums, he's like a baby. After making sure you were okay, you rock him in your arms and he's gone for the rest of the night.
T ( toys ) : He likes using a sex toy. He fucks you with it while you jerk him off. And sometimes, he likes to watch you use it yourself.
U ( unfair ) : There's not much unfairness with Steven. He's not the kind of making you beg. If you want something from him, it's yours before you even finished asking.
V ( volume ) : Steven talks all the time. Even during sex. Asking you if you like it. If you want to change position. If you want it harder. And when he cums, he plunges his face in your hair and growls.
W ( wild card ) : Unless you want him to fuck you, don't walk around with his shirt on. This is the cutest you can be for him. And he never can resist to take his shirt off of you and take you to bed.
X ( x ray ) : Despite not being a fan of working out, Steven has such a strong body. Well muscled and healthy. Guess he has Marc and Jake to thank for that.
Y ( yearning ) : Again, Steven is not yearning for sex. Not as much as most a people. But once he starts, he worships you to no end.
Z ( zzz ) : Unless one of the alters is fronting, Steven sleeps peacefully, his head on your chest. Your heartbeat is his favorite lullaby.
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mariabtsos · 2 months
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If Walls Could Talk ||k.th||
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Description: where Tae shares a bathroom wall with his next door neighbor and can hear her music choices every time he takes a late night bath.
Genre: forced proximity (kind of?); Recently discharged!Tae x f!reader; some angst; fluff; hopeful ending.
TW: Mentions of verbal abuse (not with Tae involved), mentions of cheating.
Word Count: 5.5k+
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When Taehyung came back to his apartment after being discharged from the military, the first thing he did was head to his bathroom to take a well deserved bath. While the past 18 months had been challenging and fun, teaching him a kind of responsibility he hadn’t really thought of before, he wanted nothing more than to let go and relax right now.
He quickly drew his bath, making sure the water was hot enough to actually relax his muscles. He added some bath salts that his Seokjin hyung had given him as a welcome home gift when he went to pick him and Namjoon off at the discharge center, apparently it was the same ones he used the first few days after he himself had been discharged. Once there was enough water, he shut off the faucet and undressed himself, quickly lowering himself into the warm water and letting out a groan from how good his muscles felt as soon as they were submerged in the water. He leaned his head back and closed his eyes, taking in the silence he finally got to enjoy. The barracks were always full of noise, even in the middle of the night, especially once they had some American soldiers join them, Taehyung would never take the beauty of being alone with his own thoughts for granted again.
The beauty of his silence was interrupted as he suddenly heard music, somewhat loud music, come through the wall. As far as he knew the walls were thick enough that he usually couldn’t hear his next door neighbor, an older man who had retired and mostly enjoyed his solitude, but the music being played sounded like something someone his age or younger would play, especially given the time, it was almost midnight. The song sounded slow, and suddenly he heard what must’ve been the person playing the song’s voice.
So Mr. Hwang moved away, Taehyung assumed, given that the voice was sounded quite feminine, they sounded pretty, then again, even his rap line hyungs purposefully singing badly could sound semi decent in a bathroom, especially his as Namjoon had pointed out one of the times he had come over before his enlistment. The memory made Taehyung giggle, mainly because Mr. Hwang had come over to ask them to bring it down a notch, with Namjoon bowing apologetically. He was taken out of his thoughts by what sounded like the door hitting the wall, “Can you turn that shit down?! I’m trying to sleep!” He heard a masculine voice scream, the music stopping immediately, “Don’t yell at me!” he heard the feminine voice yelled back, Taehyung immediately frowned, it was none of his business, but he had never liked people being disrespectful to others. In an attempt to show solidarity he decided to play music as well, choosing Yoongi’s Snooze and turning up the volume. Did this do anything? He wasn’t sure, but he heard the door slam, so at least he hoped the person had left.
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The next morning, Taehyung did his morning routine, familiarizing himself with his home, after making a simple breakfast, he got dressed in some comfy workout clothes, and grabbed his house key, he was going to go to the HYBE building to use the gym, wanting to keep his muscle tone and stamina for when they eventually worked on their comeback, something he was buzzing about, he wanted to see ARMY again as soon as possible. When he left his apartment, the neighbor next door was leaving as well. You looked like you were about to go for a run, a fluffy puppy accompanying you. The little fluff ball approached Taehyung and hopped on him, making him giggle.
“Matty! Leave him alone!”
“It’s okay, he?” you nodded “he probably just smells my dog, this shorts have some of his hair on them,” he got down to Matty’s level and started petting him and letting him lick his face.
Your mouth got into an “o” shape, “I haven’t seen you around, did you just move in?” you asked, “No, I just came discharged from the military, so I haven’t been at my apartment much,” he explained, “I actually got back last night, name’s Kim Taehyung,” he put out his hand for you to shake, and you took it happily.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Yn” you smiled, your hand felt so soft in his, he reluctantly let it go. “I’m sorry if me playing music bothered you last night,” you apologized, looking down at the small puppy sitting by your feet. 
“No worries, it got too quiet after you turned it off, so I played something, I hope that didn't bother you,” he scratched the back of his neck. You shook your head; you ended up staring at each other for a while, to Taehyung it felt like hours, in reality it was less than a minute, “well, I have to go, but I hope to see you around more Taehyung-ssi!” You waved, lightly pulling on your dog's leash so he would follow you down the stairs, “same here Ynie,” he lifted his hand, watching you until you disappeared from his sight.
Eventually Taehyung took the elevator to the bottom floor where the garage was, he got in his car and drove off, the route was engraved in his brain by now, he mindlessly drove, allowing muscle memory to get him to where he needed to be, it seemed like Namjoon had just arrived by the time he got there, they had agreed to be gym buddies, mainly so his hyung could keep him accountable. They greeted each other, talking about their first night back whilst they made their way to gym.
“Mr. Hwang moved away,” Taehyung said as he stretched, getting his muscles to relax before they started Namjoon's workout plan for the day. “No shit,” his hyung sounded slightly shocked, “So is the apartment next door free?”
“Nope, I have new neighbors,” Tae clarified, “they seem to be a couple, I heard them argue whilst I was taking a bath.” Namjoon's mouth made an “o” shape, he walked toward the pull up bar and Tae followed close behind, “did you complain to them or something?” He asked.
“No, I think I made it worse,” Taehyung continued to explain the whole ordeal, up until his encounter with you this morning. “I didn't bring up the yelling because she didn't, and I wasn't sure how comfortable she'd be with talking to a stranger about it,” he told Namjoon, who had been attentively listening to his dongsaeng. “Well, I think making friends with your neighbor is never a bad idea!” The older finally spoke, ever the pacifist he believed in talking through conflict, Taehyung had always admired that about him, it's why he's my leader, our leader, he thought. 
“I'll keep that in mind.”
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You were so tired by the time you got home from your morning run, you wished you could go back to bed and sleep away your problems. Unfortunately, you had to work, fortunately, you didn't have to worry about driving, thanking whoever was up there for being able to do your work from home. 
When you first moved to Korea over 5 years ago, you had been so excited to become a teacher, having just finished your degree, but the reality was a bit harsher, especially when you had moved right before the pandemic had taken the world by storm, suddenly you were giving classes through zoom. Eventually, when things were slowly getting safer, your school had gone through some budget cuts, and you were an expense they couldn't afford, hence, you became a private English tutor.
At first your clients were mostly your previous students, but as their parents recommended you, you had built a nice client base, where you could work almost full-time by now.
“I will talk to you next time, Hyorin-ssi!” you spoke in English to your last student of the day, who thanked you for your time and hung up. You closed your laptop, glancing at your phone, you saw your boyfriend had texted you saying he wouldn't be home for dinner and to not wait for him, you sighed disappointed.
You went to your bedroom to check on your puppy, he was soundly sleeping inside of his playpen. He'd been with you for two months, you still remembered the day you and Yejun had picked him up, it was one of the last good days you guys had. He spent the day loving on your new puppy and cuddling him to sleep, the memory sent a small pang of hurt through your chest, where had it all gone wrong?
He'd been so distant, and so irritable, any little thing you did wrong seemed to trigger a horrible response, where he would call you stupid, or inept, that on top the yelling, you had resorted to yelling back, to telling him to back off and to not speak to you that way. You were not going to let yourself be walked all over without fighting back.
You had started dating 3-and-a-half years after you moved to Korea, you had bumped into him whilst putting up flyers for your tutoring services, he had immediately asked to treat you to coffee and it didn't take long for him to charm his way into your heart, another year passed before you moved in together, he treated you like a princess every day. And then… then he started his new job, and at first he made sure to keep his work issues separate, then slowly but surely he started snapping at you, usually he apologized within a few minutes, but now, it was to the point where you noticed you were apologizing more, even for silly things that didn't even grant him getting so angry.
Matty took you out of your thoughts, hearing his little bark resonate through the apartment. You knew he was hungry, you prepared his bowl and quickly took it to the playpen, the little fluff ball running to the plate. You gave his head a quick pat and went back to the kitchen, took out a packet of Jajangmyeon and cooked it, you weren't particularly keen on big dinners, where you were from lunch were the big meals of the day. Once it was done you grabbed some disposable wooden chopsticks and moved into the living room, turning on the TV and putting on the drama you were currently hooked on.
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After an hour or so of binging, you went on a late afternoon run with Matty, to clear your head and pass the time, it was dark when you got back home, and you were not shocked to see it was almost midnight by the time you were done setting your puppy up to go to bed, this had practically become your routine, only today was one of those times where you could play music without worrying about Yejun barging in and yelling at you.
You started doing your night routine, making an empty promise to yourself that you would try to do all of this earlier, you had your tub already filling up, had added bath salts and lavender soap so that you would have bubbles. When you felt the water was high enough you shut off the faucet and got in looking through your many playlists and decided to settle on one that had a mixture of your taste through the years, the first song ironically being Bad Omens by 5 Seconds of Summer.
As you hummed the song you couldn't help but remember Taehyung, and the fact that he heard you play music last night, and likely the yelling match you got into, although he didn't mention anything when you spoke, which you were slightly relieved by. The bridge of the song came on and you couldn't help but sing out loud, the song felt especially close to you, as cheesy and stupid as it was.
These bad omens, I look right through them, that's what you do when you love somebody.
The meaning of the song was not lost to you, but you chose to just enjoy it without thinking much of it, you didn't want to cry in the tub, how pathetic would that be? Deep inside, you knew you couldn't keep going like this, something had to change.
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Taehyung really liked hearing the songs you would play every night, especially on the days he would get to talk to you in the morning before you both left to do your respective workouts, this had become a monthly routine, small talk or mid-length conversations depending on how much time you had. In a way, he felt he could tell your mood based on the song you would play, he noticed you listened to a lot of western artists, and some songs were old, like, he had just debuted when it was popular, old. He had started to use his phone to Shazam most of them, never being one to reject new music being introduced to him.
He'd noticed lately they had all mostly been slow songs, with a couple exceptions here and there, for example, tonight it sounded like you were playing reggaeton, which made him want to get up and improv dance.
Maybe he was starting to care a little more than it was acceptable, with you being in a relationship and all, his growing crush slowly becoming more intense every morning. You were just so sweet, and your puppy was so cute, when he first got you to agree on a playdate with Tannie he was practically jumping over the moon.
That day you came over with Matty, Taehyung had prepared a huge playpen full of different toys for your furry friends to enjoy, and had ordered take out from his favorite restaurant for you guys to eat.
“Your decor is so fun!” You complimented, looking around as he got plates out to serve your food.
“Thank you! Everyone was a little shocked at first but I think they're slowly coming to love it!”
Whilst you ate, you talked some more, getting to know each other and laughing about your dog's personalities.
The topic of work came up, and you talked about your first move to Korea and gave a summary of how you ended up as a tutor, Taehyung was a bit nervous to share his line of work, he didn't know if you knew who he was and had just been avoiding the topic, or if you just genuinely thought he was a normal guy. So, when he brought up his involvement in BTS, you let out a simple, looking rather impressed with him.
“My sisters love kpop!”
Here comes, Tae thought, she's going to ask for an autograph or a picture, and then she'll never talk to me again.
“I had honestly never really given it a shot until I moved here, I knew you seemed familiar, but I didn't want to make you uncomfortable,” you explained, giving him an apologetic smile.
“Thank you, that means a lot,” Tae was smiling so wide, you were worried his face would split in two.
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“YOU FUCKING MORON,” Yejun’s voice resonated through the apartment “YOU'RE HERE ALL DAY AND YOU CAN'T TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING DISHES?” He was holding a dirty plate up, you were scared of him throwing at you, but he ended up just throwing at the floor.
You weren't sure why he had come home in such a state, you were starting to get that pestering need to apologize again, but for what? You hadn't done anything wrong.
“I work Yejun! And I would appreciate it if you didn't yell at me,” you raised your voice “it was just a couple of things, I was going to get it as soon as I was done grading this assignment!”
He rolled his eyes, “You're a pathetic excuse of a girlfriend, I don't even know why I wanted you in the first place,” he wasn't screaming anymore, but somehow this felt more personal. He slowly walked toward you, you moved backwards, until your back hit the wall.
“Fucking waste of space you are, you make me so angry, I work all day, and you treat me like this?” He got in your face, berating you, “good thing I have my work bitch to keep me happy, because I can't count on my home one,” that was the last straw.
Taehyung was coming up the elevator, with his brothers, they wanted to come over and have a game night, he was excited to have them over, maybe they'd get to meet you, as the elevator door opened, all seven made their way to Tae's door, the loud shuffling coming from your apartment not going unnoticed.
Tae furrowed his eyebrows as he punched in his home code, a small hit of jealousy coursing through him, had you guys made up?
He entered his home with everyone following close behind, although they didn't really stay long, considering the loud thud coming from the hallway.
“What was that Taehyung-ah?” Yoongi hyung asked.
Taehyung looked confused also, good thing this apartment complex had the camera built into his door, he walked to the wall it was at and turned it on, his friends watching intently behind him.
“Whose suitcas-” Jungkook couldn't finish his question as someone was pushed out of the apartment and the door slammed shut.
“Come on baby, you know I didn't mean it,” the man at the door said, a nervous chuckle escaping him. “Yn, open the fucking door,” they couldn't see him anymore, probably too close to the door for the camera to pick it up.
“Fine! I have better places to be anyway, don't come crawling back to me later,” he raised his voice. The seven of them saw him walk away, to say Taehyung was in shock was an understatement.
“Sooooo…” Jimin tried to fill in the awkward silence.
“You should give the neighbors privacy Tae, I doubt you'd want them spying on you if it were you,” Jin hyung slowly brought him away from the screen, always one to bring up the mood if Tae couldn't do it himself, they spent the night laughing and having fun, although Tae was still worried about you, they all could tell.
As the night went on, the guys started leaving one by one, the last ones to go being Jimin and Namjoon, being that they lived in the same place, driving back together seemed to be the best course of action.
“Give her space Taehyungie, she's probably going through it right now,” Jimin hugged his soulmate goodbye. “I'm sure she's going to be okay Tae,” Namjoon stated, his reassuring dimpled smile making the younger man's worries subside even just a little.
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He was sitting in the bathtub, usually he could hear even the faintest hint of music, it felt too silent, too lonely without it. He reached for his phone to play something, just to cheer himself up, the purple-ish cover of Love Yourself: Tear coming through as he clicked on Love Maze, the cheerful notes bringing up memories of when they'd perform this for ARMY and how wonderful their cheers were. The thought had brought a smile to his face, when in doubt, ARMY was always one of his biggest sources of happiness.
As the song's final notes faded away, Tae let out a heavy sigh, the quiet being too suffocating for him, he unplugged the drain and started getting out of the tub when he heard the faint sound of music on the other end of the wall. A relieved smile creeping its way to his face. He would make sure to check on you tomorrow morning, he would even make you some pancakes! He usually didn't cook, he wanted you to feel better.
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It was eleven o'clock in the morning when Taehyung finally knocked on your door, it took calling his Seokjin hyung to make sure he was making the pancakes right, but once they were done, he went to your door quickly so they wouldn't get cold.
It felt like an eternity waiting for you to open the door, although internally Taehyung knew, just like when you first spoke, it couldn't have been more than a minute or two, you were wearing a really baggy sweatshirt and sweats, your hair was up in a messy bun, and it looked like you'd been awake for a while.
“Good morning, Tae!” You smiled, he immediately reciprocated, your smile was something he looked forward to every day.
“I made you pancakes,” he practically shoved the plate of pancakes onto your hands, you looked shocked, a small giggle leaving your lips, “thank you, you wanna come in and have some?” You gently took the pancakes, the cliché of your hands barely brushing together happened and you'd be lying if your heart didn't race just a little bit. Taehyung was an attractive man after all, if he didn't make your heart race you were probably dead or just had no taste. He simply nodded and you gave him space to come in, as you walked to your kitchen to get plates and stuff for the pancakes.
Tae took in your house, this was his first time in your home, you had a little bit of everything when it came to decor, your home looked well lived in, and the slightly organized mess made it feel comfortable. “I like your decor, it makes your place feel homey,” he complimented your space.
“Thank you, some of the things are not going to be here soon,” you told him, looking at the pile of boxes that’s by your bedroom door, “oh? How come?” Taehyung didn’t want to flat out say yeah I heard you kicking your boyfriend out last night, he doesn’t want you to think of him as a creep. “Yejun and I broke up,” you sounded so disappointed, all Tae did was let out a simple “ah,” he went back to the kitchen and sat on one of the stools, looking at you as you distributed the pancakes “definitely his loss,” he said under his breath.
You stayed in a comfortable silence as you ate, making small talk here and there, you enjoy his company, and you loved that he wasn’t trying to push you to talk about what had happened with your ex, Taehyung was such an attractive man physically and mentally, and while you didn’t feel quite ready to hop on to a new relationship, you couldn’t help the small fluttering in your stomach when Tae would smile as if you had brought him the most beautiful thing. Your hang out lasted another hour or so, you talked about so many other things, until Taehyung got a call about starting work on their newest comeback, they had a concept meeting in less than 30 minutes.
“Umm, so, I’m going to be a bit busier the next few weeks, with our comeback being prepared and all,” he explained, you weren’t sure what he wanted to you say to that, to be honest not even Taehyung himself knew why he had stated that the way he did.
“No worries Taehyungie, we’ll see each other when we can,” you smiled simply, “although, I think Tannie and Matty will be due for a playdate at some point.”
Taehyung takes a second to take in what you just said, the cogs in his brain turning. After a few seconds, he pulls out his phone and hands it to you. You quickly put in your phone number, and added yourself to his contact list, he took his phone back and pocketed it, and you accompanied him to the door.
“I’ll text you later Ynie,” he gave you a quick side hug before he left, which he thought was bold of himself, but if he dwelled to much on it he was going to be late and he didn’t feel like having his managers or Namjoon hyung rip him a new one for it. There was a car waiting for him when he made it to his building’s lobby, he got in quickly and he was off to the HYBE building.
He decided to pull out his phone to text you, so that you could save his number as well, and he found himself smiling. Ynie😊. That’s how you had saved yourself, it was simple, not a big deal at all, but Taehyung was down bad.
This is Taehyung :D
Hi Ynie! 
Hi Taehyungie!
Thank you for the pancakes by the way, you definitely know how to cheer a girl up 🙌.
I do what I can :)
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After a few weeks of meetings, Taehyung finally managed to have time to have Tannie over for the weekend, which meant you guys had set a playdate for them, this time though, Taehyung insisted you guys drive to a dog park in the outskirts of Seoul, so that you could have some peace and quiet. And that’s how you ended up in his car, music softly playing out of his car’s sound system whilst your dogs napped in the back seat, you were in another one of those comfortable silences.
Taehyung was so happy about hanging out with you, you had managed to see each other here and there through his and your own busy schedules, you had small conversations and Taehyung would occasionally get his flirtatious comments into it, and it’s not like you weren’t reciprocating, you had certainly been flirtatious back. Now, obviously you had been apprehensive at first, but once you realized that moving on didn’t look the same for everyone — something your therapist had also told you in one of your first sessions — you allowed yourself to let go bit by bit.
You arrived at the dog park, there were not many people there, just an older couple with their dogs. Taehyung grabbed Tannie and Matty from the back seat, holding them both under his arms, “grab their leashes Ynie, I got them,” he smiled proudly and you couldn’t help but giggle at how silly he looked, especially since Matty wasn’t so little anymore, your little pup had just turned 8 months old a few days ago. As you grabbed their leashes and closed the car door, you thought about how long it had been since you had met Taehyung; Matty was 4 months old when you met, hell, it was now getting chillier, with fall being at its peak.
You caught up to them, seeing how Taehyung was running around with Tannie and Matty following close behind. He was laughing so hard, you couldn’t help but sigh as you watched them have fun, it made your heart flutter. “Young love,” you heard next to you, you hadn’t realized the older couple had been sitting next you, “you remind me of how I used to look at this old man back in his prime!” The woman chuckled, her husband joining her, “don’t act like you don’t still look at me that way yeobo” he rolled his eyes playfully.
“We’re just friends,” you clarified looking at them. “The way he’s looking at you sure doesn’t seem like it sweetie,” the man pointed at Tae, who was smiling fondly at you as he waved for you to come to him and the dogs, all in vain considering Matty ran toward you as soon as he saw you had arrived. “Don’t wait long, time is your worst enemy, and before you know it it might be too late,” the woman advised you as your puppy hopped on you to lick you, Tae wasn’t far behind, respectfully bowing to the older couple, a gesture which you immediately followed. “Want to take them on a walk down the trail?” his boxy smile still prominent, Taehyung was truly in his element, you thought. You nodded, and you handed him Tannie’s harness and leash so he could get him ready. You did the same with your own dog, “bye sweetie!” You heard the older woman as you walked further away, bowing one more time before fully focusing on the trail ahead.
“You guys talk about anything interesting?” Taehyung asked you as he walked by your side, “just talked about the dogs” you lied, not wanting to talk about your feelings just yet, Tae nodded and you guys continued your walk, picking up after your dogs whenever they pooped. 
At one point his left hand and your right hand were free, and just like his Yoongi hyung, Taehyung was having a full debate on whether or not he should shoot his shot and hold your hand. It was so close, the itch to hold it was unbearable. He tried to think logically, you had been to break up just over a month ago, and although you were sad at first, he felt like your little glances and the fact that you hadn’t shut down any of his flirting gave him a glimmer of hope. So, he took a chance and lightly grazed your hands, the electric feeling that coursed through his body made him wonder if you felt it too.
A couple of minutes later he gave it another shot, linking your pinky fingers first, just to see what your reaction to it would be, you turned to look at him and then down at your hands, his mind internally cheering as you entwined your fingers together, “i’ve never been a fan of pink holding, it feels too detached,” you stated, and while you seemed calm to the beautiful man next to you, your heart was almost beating out of your chest.
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You came back a couple of hours later, you were so happy with how the day had gone, especially considering you were still holding Taehyung’s hand as the elevator took you guys up to your floor. The doors opened, and the reality that, although you lived next to each other, you would have to say goodnight made you somewhat sad, you walked to your door, Taehyung turning around as you put in your code making your heart swell, you didn’t mind if he saw it, you weren’t even attempting to hide it! But the fact he was gentlemanly just made the flutters in your stomach worse. You opened your door, letting Matty in and watching him go straight to your room where his bed was. You turned to Taehyung who had a smile on his face, “thank you, Tae,” you leaned against your door frame as you reciprocated his smile with one of your own.
“I’d do anything if it meant I get to see a smile on your face,” he admitted as he nervously scratched his neck, “plus your dog and my dog like each other,” he added jokingly, making you giggle and lightly slap his chest.
“Seriously, thank you, I’m sure you have heard lots of things through these walls, but you’ve been so respectful not to bring them up, you have no idea how much that helped me,” you thanked him further.
“I’m always happy to help beautiful,” he moved a piece of hair on your face in an act of boldness, he hesitated a moment before he decided to come clean, “I mostly just tried to focus on the music you play every night,” your eyes widened when you heard him say that, and he immediately withdrew his hand from your face, “I never try to be creepy, I just have a thing where I take baths late at night, and you know I think we share a bathroom wall and all, and you’re like me in the sense that you like to blast music and-” he stopped rambling when he felt your lips on his cheek.
“Would you like to come over tomorrow for dinner?” You asked him, he stared at you for a moment, still in slight shock. “Sure,” he replied.
“Okay,” you gave him a quick hug and slowly let yourself close the door, “see you tomorrow at around 6:30?”
“I’ll do my best to be on time,” he joked, bringing a small laugh out of you, “goodnight beautiful.”
“Goodnight Tae,” you waved goodbye as you closed your door. At the risk of being seen he started jumping and punching the air, a silly smile on his face as he opened his own apartment door, Tan running toward his water bowl as Tae closed the door. That night he went ahead with his usual routine, as he got into the bath, he pulled up his playlist and played a song that had been stuck in his head all day, as Jungkook’s voice resonated through his bathroom he basked in the nostalgia of Just One Day, 18 year old Tae never really thought of dedicating this song to someone, but 29 year old Tae hoped you were in your bathroom, that you heard it, and that you thought of it as a promise of how hopeful he was that, eventually, hopefully, you guys would have a great future together.
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