clare siobhan Not So Berry! grey gen incorrect quotes
Sam: What's gone wrong, Lila?
Lila: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Sam: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Lila: Well... There’s a crisis.
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Brenton: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Celia: Well, it’s frowned upon.
Brenton: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Brenton: That’s okay, right?
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Sam: Time for plan G.
Celia: Don’t you mean plan B?
Sam: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Brenton: What about plan D?
Sam: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ashe: What about plan E?
Sam: I’m hoping not to use it. Suren dies in plan E.
Lila: I like plan E.
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*when a child starts crying in public*
Suren: *tries to make the child laugh*
Brenton: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Ashe: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Celia: *cries with the child*
Lila: *ignores the child*
Sam: *is the reason why the child is crying*
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*Celia falls through the ceiling, landing near Brenton*
Celia: Hey, Brenton!
Brenton: Hey, Celia!
Brenton: …that hurt.
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Brenton: Sam, I need some advice.
Sam: You need advice from ME?
Brenton: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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Suren: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Brenton is walking in this room.
Lila: *wheeze*
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Sam: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Sam: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Ashe: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Ashe, right after Sam leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Suren on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Suren on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Sam: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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Celia: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Celia: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Ashe: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Ashe: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
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Brenton: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.
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Lila: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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A n c i e n t s
So, in the first image are the five main ancients of Chasing Wind.
From left to right:
Nine Howling Vessels, Silent Night. Head of the Maintenance Council.
Darkness Befallen, Ashes Remains. Constructor of Chasing Wind, Head of the Society Council.
Four Rising Suns, One Setting Moon. Leader of the Ancient Colony, the Grand Councilor.
Stains of Shadow Over A Realm's Sorrow. Chasing Wind's Administrator.
One Direct Goal, Infinite Curved Paths. Head of the Research Council.
They will be the ancients who have the most effect on Chasing Wind and the lore as a whole.
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The thing I love the most about this episode is that, since the start of S5, we've been listening to Jon and Martin slowly getting more and more stressed, taking out their frustrations on each other, snapping and bickering... and then as soon as Basira makes one dig at Jon, Martin’s like "well actually he's doing the best he can, and has been really quite wonderful about it, and I love him, so back off, okay?"
He really has the energy of 'no one gets to pick on my boyfriend except me'
Martin: only I'm allowed to tease and argue with the love of my life okay
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