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The 2024 Beginners' Guide to F1 from Shunted Towers.

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girls won 3-1 against united in a sold out emirates, boys won 5-0 away against burnley. the arsenal went apeshit today!!

#coyg!! #arsenal fc #arsenal wfc #sunny does reblogs

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Buzzfeed Unsolved - Supernatural: The Terrifying Apotheosis of Hatchetfield

Today’s episode takes us to the doomed island town of Hatchetfield, Michigan; an odd place with a frightening end. Was Hatchetfield’s untimely demise the result of a freak meteor hitting a gas line, or were there other forces at play?

#sunny does reblogs #i absolutely love this #and i couldn't find it for ages #reblogging to have it on my blog #slays sm #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #watcher #buzzfeed unsolved

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Love when the rest of the band looks like average white guy indie rock and then Wilbur Soot shows up looking like he's the escaped haunted and hunted protagonist of a gothic horror novel

#sunny does reblogs #wilbur soot

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clare siobhan Not So Berry! grey gen incorrect quotes

Sam: What's gone wrong, Lila? Lila: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. Sam: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Lila: Well... There’s a crisis.

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Brenton: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Celia: Well, it’s frowned upon. Brenton: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Brenton: That’s okay, right?

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Sam: Time for plan G. Celia: Don’t you mean plan B? Sam: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Brenton: What about plan D? Sam: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Ashe: What about plan E? Sam: I’m hoping not to use it. Suren dies in plan E. Lila: I like plan E.

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*when a child starts crying in public* Suren: *tries to make the child laugh* Brenton: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down* Ashe: *gives detailed instructions to the parents* Celia: *cries with the child* Lila: *ignores the child* Sam: *is the reason why the child is crying*

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*Celia falls through the ceiling, landing near Brenton* Celia: Hey, Brenton! Brenton: Hey, Celia! Brenton: …that hurt.

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Brenton: Sam, I need some advice. Sam: You need advice from ME? Brenton: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

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Suren: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Brenton is walking in this room. Lila: *wheeze*

!!! Sam: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

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Sam: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back. Ashe: Why are you telling me this, I don't care. Ashe, right after Sam leaves the room: I miss them already.

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Suren on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh. Suren on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!

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Sam: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.

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Celia: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Celia: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

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Ashe: I was put on this earth to do one thing. Ashe: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.

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Brenton: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.

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Lila: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.

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#shut up sunny!! #clare siobhan #clare siobhan not so berry #not so berry #ashe berry #ashe grey #lila berry #sims 4 #brenton shino-milner #celia shino-milner #long post #incorrect quotes

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No one is asking for it, but this is going to be a brief overview of the Albon Family Pets. These are the pets that live with Alex’s family in the UK and are the stars of the Albon_Pets instagram account, which is run by his mum & sisters. For clarity, there are no pets that live with Alex in Monaco.

The 30-image limit is going to be a bit of an issue for me here, as they currently have 15 pets, but I’m going to do my best to make this as comprehensive as possible given the hellsite we're working with.

THE CATS: We’ll start up front with the overwhelming fact that they have twelve cats. For a long time, the family had a moderately sensible level of pets (five cats, one dog, and a horse). But when Alex moved to Monaco in 2019, the situation got somewhat out of hand. Alex talked about how they acquired so many on a podcast earlier in the year: “We’ve always had a lot of animals, but it started to get a little excessive. I have four siblings, and my mum is definitely an animal person. When everyone started to go to Uni and I got into F1, bit by bit the house got more and more empty. I think to replace humans, she brought in animals and became a typical cat lady. “We started off with a bunch of cats. We had four to begin with: Armani, Gucci, Lucky and Prada. Then we got another one called Hugo Boss. There was a bit of synergy – you can understand why we chose the names. Then we got two more because the builders that came to our house had cats who had given birth, so we thought why not. They were called Duck and Goose. At that point, that’s seven cats and you can draw the line there. We don’t need more than that. But then, the same builders had another litter, and one of my sisters and my mum wanted one of them. Which I was very against because that’s too many. But then I came back from a race and they had taken four of the litter. I’m a cat person, but I’m not like that. The family has made me look crazy.” Alex Albon on The Fast and the Curious Podcast (episode posted 16 March 2023, 37:10). 

We’ll get into each of the cats individually below, in the assumed order that they joined the family. But first, an aside on nomenclature: As T.S. Eliot and the musical Cats taught us, the naming of cats is a difficult matter. I’ll leave you to study the 1998 recording of the song in your own time, but the main takeaway is that a cat must have three different names. As we’ll see, Alex’s family has clearly taken this advice to heart.

Initially, all of the cats were named after fashion designers, as Alex mentioned above. While some of the cats have retained this as their primary name (e.g., Gucci), most of them have acquired additional names over the years. As followers of the Albon_Pets instagram account will know, they all have assigned emojis, which I believe has led to the newer cats being primarily named after animals. Alex has said that his dad is allergic to cats, which is wild. Unclear if he was talking about his biological father or his stepfather, but I assume he’s talking about his stepfather as he lives with his mother and is therefore relevant. If he was, that’s truly insane to think about. There aren’t enough antihistamines in the world. 

Looky (Cavalli, Lucky, Lulu) - 👸🏼 Born 19 January (year uncertain), sibling to Frooky

Looky is Alex’s mum’s favourite cat and is a literal princess. Her emoji has a crown and everything.

Frooky (Prada, Princess Pea) - 🐰 Born 19 January (year uncertain), sibling to Looky Frooky doesn’t appear in the stories as much as the other cats, so I assume she’s a bit shy.

Gucci (Gucster) - 🐯 Born 12 December (year uncertain), sibling to Moomoo

Moomoo (Armani) - 🦁 Born 12 December (year uncertain), sibling to Gucci Moomoo and Gucci are almost identical, but Gucci has more white on his chin. Moomoo is the cat who congratulated George on his win (as seen above, please refer to Note 1) and is also one of two cats that George was able to name in the Twitch Quartet Quiz. He was also featured in the recent Albon Pets Singapore Merch promo. (Note 1: the emoji used for George in the above photo is not consistent with other George emoji usage. He is usually a brown bear, and Luca is the koala. Do better, Moomoo.)

Horsey (Stan, Hugo Boss) - 🐴 Born 11 May 2017

Horsey is the best one. Sorry to the other cats, but it’s true. He’s definitely Alex’s favourite cat, and he’s the one Alex kisses on his little head. Alex usually calls him Stan.

We're getting some more photos of Horsey and Alex now because Horsey is so important.

In the Twitch Quartert Quiz already discussed, Horsey was the other cat that George could name, and he listed him twice (by the names Horse and Stan). Horsey is absolutely the head of the household and is obsessed with Nandos. He also loves ham and hates Nutella pancakes (Zoe's favourite).

Duckie (Yves)- 🦆 Born 21 May 2021, sibling to Goosie Goosie (Ralph Lauren) - 🐥 Born 21 May 2021, sibling to Duckie Duckie and Goose seem to like climbing/sleeping on Alex, which is so valid of them. 

I'll be honest here and admit that I can't tell them apart and I'm not going to try.

Sasha (Sushi) - 🦋 Born 3 July 2019, joined the family in April 2022 She looks a lot like Horsey, but has longer fur. She isn’t often seen in group photos with the other cats, so I assume she’s a bit shy like Frooky. I'm not sure where she came from, as they seem to normally get kittens and not older cats, but she's very cute.

The Safari Kittens Siblings, all born 19 May 2022

The Safari Kittens have the same mum as Duck and Goose, and I can't tell them apart so I'm just going to list their names and emojis.

Blue Bear (Bottega) - 🐻‍❄️ (emoji stolen from Charles, discussed further below)  Gigi (Giraffe, Venta) - 🦒 Hippo (Hip Hip, Dior) - 🦛 Tiger (Tiggy, Tiktok, Chanel) - 🐆 They're super cute and also seem to love hanging out with Alex whenever he's home.

THE DOG:

Otter (Otto/Otti) - 🦦 Came home in February 2023 as a puppy, exact date of birth unknown

As a running theme, he also seems to be obsessed with Alex, which again, is so relatable. At first it made Horsey super jealous, but don't worry Horsey, you're still Alex's best boy.

THE HORSES:

Tinky (Tinkerbell) - 🦄 Born 26 July 2020

Tinky is Bitbit’s pony and they were born on the same day and are the same age. Tinky is retired now.

Snow White - 🐟 Age and birthdate unknown Snow White came to join the zoo & keep Tinky company in May 2023 after the horse that Tinky shared a field with (Toby, not owed by the Albon family) died. Snow White also a retired pony.

PHEOBE AND QUEENIE - AN INVESTIGATION: Eagle-eyed followers of Albon_Pets might have spotted that in the captions of posts, two cats are often included in parentheses at the end, Phoebe 🐈‍⬛ & Queenie 🐈. 

If you’re like me, the first time you saw this you may have worried that the Albons actually had fourteen cats, a number that is truly unthinkable. However, as we never see Pheobe or Queenie on the grid or in their stories, their identity was unclear. After a thorough investigation of the available evidence, I can now reveal the truth.

Phoebe is an outside cat who lives with Tinky. While we have no official confirmation regarding Queenie’s identity, we can safely assume that she is another outside cat who the family presumably feeds and keeps an eye on. ETA 14/09/2023 - everyone rejoice, I found a photo of Queenie! Very fitting name, i would die for her, etc

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: Alex’s siblings all also have emojis, as do the ‘cousins’ of the family and some of Alex’s teammates: Alex - 🐼 Zoe - 🐧 Alicia - 🐠 Chloe (Bitbit) - 🐰 Luca - 🐨

Cousin George - 🐻 Cousin Nick Cassidy (Formula E driver) - 🐘 Cousin Charles - previously was 🐻‍❄️, before it was rudely stolen by Bear. No confirmation if he has since been allocated a new emoji.

Yuki has had different emojis, the seal 🦭 and the butterfly 🦋 (the butterfly is now used by Sasha) Nicky was given the dolphin emoji 🐬

There are also some pets who have sadly gone over the rainbow bridge, including dogs Tino (aka Valentino/Dean), Rossi and Miguel (aka Michael) and a cat called Chicken (sibling to Duckie and Goosie). These pets are beyond the scope of this primer. 

THE CONCLUSION: As I can’t imagine this being actually useful to anyone, I hope you found this enjoyable and interesting. The Albon_Pets lore is bottomless, and I’ve gone as deep as I dare go. There’s definitely more information I could have included, but like. I got tired. That said, if you know how old Frooky, Looky, Moomoo and Gucci are, I’d love to know so I can update the cat bios. 

#albon pets #f1 #love it!! #sunny does reblogs

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In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

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#me #sunny does reblogs

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#i love him #i miss him #granit xhaka #sunny does reblogs

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(some of the) eah royals as incorrect quotes!

Blondie: Apple noticed only today that they can label their email inboxes, but they took apart their entire bloody laptop two weeks ago. Lizzie: This reminds me of the Apple who couldn’t turn on the coffee maker, but remembers about 500 digits of pi. Blondie: I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same Apple.

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Duchess: The best way to gain someone's undying loyalty is by saving them from a perilous situation. Ashlynn: So you're just gonna wait until Briar is in danger and save them? Duchess: Of course not, I'm going to create a situation that puts them in danger and then save them. Ashlynn: ... Ashlynn: You're insane.

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Blondie: *fills up bottle and drinks from that* Ashlynn: *brought 4 bottles of water so this wouldn’t happen* Apple: *drinks straight from the tap* Duchess: *dehydrates* Lizzie: *drinks from the puddle of water on the floor* Briar: *licks the tap, doesn’t even need a drink*

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Duchess: Fine! Judge all you want but... Duchess, points at Ashlynn: Married a lesbian. Duchess, points at Lizzie: Left a man at the altar. Duchess, points at Blondie: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer. Duchess, points at Apple: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire. Duchess, points at Briar: Lives in a box!

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Apple: From now on we will be using code names. Apple: You can address me as Eagle One. Apple: Blondie is “been there done that”. Apple: Briar is “currently doing that”. Apple: Ashlynn is “it happened once in a dream”. Apple: Lizzie is “if I had to pick a wonderlandian". Apple: And Duchess is.. Apple: Eagle Two Duchess: Oh thank god.

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*Briar comes home absolutely drunk, undresses, and stands in Blondie’s bedroom.* Blondie: Babe, are you.. coming to bed? Briar: No thank you, I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a girlfriend. Briar: *Lies on the ground and falls asleep* Blondie: ...

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Briar: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! Duchess: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. Ashlynn: More or less, I guess... Apple: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that! Lizzie: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept. Blondie: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Duchess, reading the newspaper: Huh. Did you know Nickelodeon opened a hotel? Briar: Yeah, I went there once. There was a dead squirrel in the pool and I made some of Ashlynn cry by telling them it was the real Sandy.

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Apple: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly. Duchess, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Blondie: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Ashlynn: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Briar: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one* Apple: I will not let you down. Duchess: Sounds fun. Ashlynn: K. Blondie: No, I'm fucking not. Lizzie: Do I have to be? Briar: Please god, I am so tired.

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Ashlynn: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Briar: Aren't you forgetting something? Ashlynn: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Briar's forehead before running out.* Briar: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Briar: *sighs* Blondie: You bored? Briar: Yeah. Blondie: Wanna start drama for no reason? Briar: I thought you’d never ask.

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Lizzie: Punch me in the face. Duchess: ...Punch you? Lizzie: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? Duchess: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

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Apple: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

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Briar: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.

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Ashlynn, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Duchess: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Lizzie: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.

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Blondie: I was born for politics! I have great hair and I love lying! !!!

#shut up sunny!! #svnnyd4ys #incorrect quotes #ever after high #eah #royals #apple white #duchess swan #briar beauty #lizzie hearts #blondie lockes #ashlynn ella

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#sunny does reblogs #okay so #there are at least 5 teachers at school who have the same last name as me #and i'm related to none of them!!! #my last name is not like a common last name in media and stuff so its weird to me #also i was at one of the teachers weddings bc he's the son of the man who taught my dad carpentry #so yeah

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#awww omg #arsenal fc #sunny does reblogs

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kt being born in the isle of man is terrifying to me... like that entire place is called that. how are you not terrified for ur life? idk scottish ppl are awesome but the place being called ISLE OF MAN— idk

love u tho kt

#sunny does reblogs #as someone from the iom this made me giggle #it was quite confusing seeing this big scottish football player being credited as manx as well scottish #kieran tierney #arsenal fc

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Get Duked! incorrects quotes bc this film needs more love imo

Ian, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Dean, the love of my life, for telling me DJ was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

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Dean: I can't take you seriously wearing that. DJ: Aw, you take me seriously at all? Dean: Fair point.

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DJ, skipping rocks on a lake with Duncan: It’s such a beautiful evening. Duncan: Yeah, it is. Duncan: *whispering* Take that you fucking lake.

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*at 3am* Duncan: *runs into Dean’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead! Dean: *wakes up* Dude! Duncan: *cackles* Ian: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Dean* What the fuck, Duncan? Duncan: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

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*The squad is playing a team sport* Ian: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as DJ? Duncan: Have you ever played a game with DJ? Ian: No… Duncan: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* DJ, chasing Dean: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Ian: I fell— DJ: From heaven? Ian: No, I literally fell— DJ: In love with me the moment you saw me? Ian: MY ARM IS BROKEN! DJ: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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Duncan: Christmas is cancelled. Ian: You can't cancel a holiday. Duncan: Keep it up, Ian, and you'll lose New Year's too. Ian: What does that mean? Duncan: Dean, take New Year's away from Ian.

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DJ: I once went on holiday and pretended to be twins. It was amazing fun. I invented this mad, glamorous sibling and went around really annoying everybody. And d'you know, I could get away with anything when I was my crazy twin DJ. Dean: But you're DJ. DJ: Kinda stuck. It’s a long story.

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Dean: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, DJ? DJ: No. Duncan: I do! Dean: I know, Duncan. Duncan: I’m sad. Dean: I know, Duncan.

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Dean: So, how long have you and Duncan been together? DJ: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Duncan and I are not together. No. No. Dean: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Dean: Ian, how do you feel about lifting heavy things? Ian: My doctor just said I should avoid— Dean: Being a wuss? I agree.

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DJ, writing in a letter: "I'm going to kick.. your... ass." DJ: THERE. Now send it. Ian:: Dude, your handwriting's terrible, are you sure you want to- DJ: JUST DO IT! later Duncan: So what does it say? Dean, reading the letter: They say they're going to "lick my...." Duncan: Dean: Duncan: Gross-

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Duncan: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. DJ: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Duncan: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

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Ian: I just watched Dean jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, DJ was screaming for help, which caused Duncan to run in to help Dean. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.

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DJ: My diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone! Dean: DJ, there's people that are dying.

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Ian: Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Duncan: Duncan: This one is the dumpster. Ian: They’re both your bedroom.

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#svnnyd4ys #shut up sunny!! #incorrect quotes #get duked #get duked! #get duked (2020) #get duked! (2020) #dj beatroot #dean gibson #duncan macdonald #ian harris

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To Have and To Heal (Part 10)

Masterlist

Read part 1 here

Word Count: 4.8k

Summary: Single working dad Martin Odegaard is navigating the ups and downs of parenthood all on his own, and he’s struggling. That’s not to mention football, life and… love?

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#martin odegaard fanfic #sunny does reblogs #fic recs #i love this series and your writing sm!!

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NOBODY TALK TO ME IM SOBBING

#shut up sunny!! #svnnyd4ys #thank you for everything granit #super granit xhaka #granit xhaka #gx34 #arsenal fc #arsenal #premier league #football

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they have similar vibes

#shut up sunny!! #svnnyd4ys #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #fernando alonso #alonso #fernando #toy story #lotso #aston martin #this is no hate to fernando btw