clare siobhan Not So Berry! grey gen incorrect quotes
Sam: What's gone wrong, Lila?
Lila: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Sam: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?
Lila: Well... There’s a crisis.
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Brenton: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Celia: Well, it’s frowned upon.
Brenton: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?
Brenton: That’s okay, right?
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Sam: Time for plan G.
Celia: Don’t you mean plan B?
Sam: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Brenton: What about plan D?
Sam: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Ashe: What about plan E?
Sam: I’m hoping not to use it. Suren dies in plan E.
Lila: I like plan E.
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*when a child starts crying in public*
Suren: *tries to make the child laugh*
Brenton: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*
Ashe: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*
Celia: *cries with the child*
Lila: *ignores the child*
Sam: *is the reason why the child is crying*
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*Celia falls through the ceiling, landing near Brenton*
Celia: Hey, Brenton!
Brenton: Hey, Celia!
Brenton: …that hurt.
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Brenton: Sam, I need some advice.
Sam: You need advice from ME?
Brenton: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?
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Suren: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, Brenton is walking in this room.
Lila: *wheeze*
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Sam: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.
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Sam: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Ashe: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Ashe, right after Sam leaves the room: I miss them already.
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Suren on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Suren on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Sam: The path to inner peace begins with four words… not my fucking problem.
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Celia: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it.
Celia: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.
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Ashe: I was put on this earth to do one thing.
Ashe: Luckily I forgot what it was so I can do whatever I want.
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Brenton: Being gay isn't a choice. It's a game, and I'm winning.
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Lila: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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I refuse to believe the footage of the 10th hunger games was lost entirely. I choose to believe it ended up in district 13 and the footage of reaper ash specifically - where he spends his time in the arena, not trying to survive but honouring everyone who died and pulling down the flag as an act of defiance against his oppressors and refusing to put on a show for them - the 10th games would be watched by the underground resistance for years, inspiring them. And when they see Katniss honouring Rue the way Reaper honoured the victims of the 10th games they know that’s her, that’s their mockingjay.
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Allos: Going out on stupid dates
Me, an aroace Christian: I GET TO GO TO CHURCH AND HEAR ABOUT DEATH AND DYING!!!!! :D
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It was all too soon. She didn't even get to say goodbye nor was she able to introduce him to them. They would've grilled him — Rosa would have stared him down and eaten him whole until she saw how sweet and gentle he was, then, with a practiced smile that had won her a million votes, she'd welcome him with open arms, affectionate yet still intimidating; and her father, her wonderful, supportive father Han-Gyeol would have watched it all unfold, enjoyed as Grayson skittered and fumbled about. He would pull him aside to give him a rundown on the insanity that is about to happen when you fall in love with an Arcoberry, how he waited patiently and endured all the hurt, and how it was worth it in the end.
That was what should have happened when Sol came by to visit her family. They were supposed to hug and kiss her by the door, greeting her with smiles, not with their urns.
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today at school I had the idea of an Au
like SpyxFamily
but more different
this Au would be Horrordust
Dust would named Daniel Murder and be a assasin, basically he would be Loi Forger (Dust is his assasin name)
and adopted Blueberry who got telephate (anya)
and Ash Murder (horror) would be a contract killer better known as the "Butcher"
but yeah they're slowly falling in love
hehehe I did a lot of doodles in class :)
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