#and this is canon

[vodrae]

Starfire presses her lips against Red Hood's to share vital informations with him as quickly as possible. Calmly Jason says

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU USED TO KISS MY FUCKING BROTHER WITH THAT MOUTH ! EWWWW ! EWWWW !"

#and this is canon #batman #batfamily #batfam #dc comics #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #red hood #Nightwing #starfire #koriand'r #kori anders #dickori #dickkori #jayfire #jaykori #batkid #batkids #robin dc #dc #dc universe

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

#And this is canon #Perfectly explained in #harrowmaster #By Mike Brooks #warhammer #Warhammer 40k #Alpha legion #Alpharius

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

Honestly Viktor in both league and arcane seems to be this type of poor eastern european college student who uses the same water he boiled sausages in to make a tea.

#bro uses his deathray to heat up the chocco milk #and this is canon #also my friend said that if he was an artist he would drink paint water #which is also accurate af #txt #league of legends #viktor arcane #viktor lol

[mynameis-a]

badboyhalo, talking about a house that skeppy summoned: AND ITS FURNISHED!!! :DD

skeppy: Yes.

skeppy (muted): i have no idea what that means

#skeppy doesnt know what furnished means #and this is canon #♡⊱a talks #skeppy #badboyhalo #bbh #skephalo

[lackadaisically-m]

osamu dazai as this character i know nothing of

i saw this scene on tiktok and if this isn't dazai in every other fic i don't fucking know

#bsd #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #doppo kunikida #nakajima atsushi #yosano akiko #edogawa ranpo #he's ridiculous #and this is canon #surprisingly enough

[earthtooz]

bnha kpop idol!au.

bkg as the lead dancer and main rapper. todoroki as the face of the group, lead vocalist, main dancer, and maknae, midoriya as main vocalist and centre (fans love how expressive he is), kirishima as the leader, sub rapper and sub vocalist, denki is also a centre and main rapper, SERO IS ALSO A MAIN DANCER!!!! i will not let this one go, y'all can argue on me with everything EXCEPT sero as a main dancer, he's also a sub rapper and lead vocalist.

hc that todoroki and sero choreograph some of their dances, bkg, kirishima, and midoriya compose their tracks, and denki is just... being denki (doing fan service LMFAOOO)

bkg is also the most popular member, hands-down. the people just love him for how unlovable he can be.

also everyone is a visual bc i said so xoxoxoxo

#sorry i think about todoroki and jungkook too often that my brain diverges from reality #also when i say todoroki has main dancer material i think it's just bc he reminds me a lot of ni-ki from enhypen #bkg isn't a singer but he is totally a dancer #midoriya.... is not a dancer at all... #and this is canon #sero's got the moves bro he's a professional #*ੈ✩‧₊˚ earf's ideas that i'll never write #bnha x reader

[lets-curse-each-other]

#for god's sake Nanami not here #not subtle and you're not even trying #btw Nanami speaks in Times New Roman #and this is canon #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #nanami kento #nanami

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#canon moments tbh #molly mumbles #lol

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #senshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #fr senshi and mithrun should be besties post canon

[surprisearson]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

#the party canonically doesnt care but it would be funny to see other characters reactions #shes a genius shes insane she stopped her magical studies to hang out with her childhood crush #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

#sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holy run-on sentence batman

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[huyandere]

kensplained for those who need it

#barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #barbie the movie #ken barbie #the fact that this is canon

[askalastorblog]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x

#hazbin hotel alastor #credit to artist #not mine #hazbin hotel #alastor #canon because i said so #mamas boy #mother #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #smile

[prokopetz]

The constant rolling disaster that is Overwatch's game development aside, what really perplexes me about how Blizzard is handling the broader franchise is their continual insistence that a canon narrative exists in spite of their equally continual refusal to tell anyone what it is.

Like, okay, the events of the games aren't canon. Fair enough: the games are multiplayer-only, and you can't account for player actions.

Oh, and the animated short films aren't canon either – they're properly understood as in-universe propaganda, not depictions of actual events. That's a little high concept for you guys, but fine.

But surely the comics are canon, right? Well, no; some of the comics (we're not telling you which ones) were canon at one point, but the writing team has decided to go in a different direction.

My dudes, what is left? The weird Source Filmmaker porn? Is that canon? Well, apparently it's at least as canon as anything else!

#gaming #video games #overwatch #blizzard #game development #writing #canon #metatextual wankery #pornography mention #swearing #recording a four-hour video essay interrogating the canonicity of widowmaker's massive hog

[mr-malumm]

Stayed gone but vox narrates his passive aggressive insecure ass scrolling text from the bottom of his broadcast 👊💥📺

#plus what definitely canonically happened when this very important breaking news interrupted tv #are we sure this guy is allowed to be an overlord #imagining the audience just trying to enjoy their shows and then BOOM TV MAN AND HIS GAY INSECURITIES #your pitch crush is showing #radiostatic #i fell for the fucking tv #vox #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin alastor #hazbin vox #alastor #katie killjoy #my art