#and return online to this

[foxgloveprincess]

Happy hoelidays!!! Not me over here cackling at the following treat, just for you. Why do we have so much fun being bad?!? ❄️❤️

Warnings: Soft!dark Reader. Captivity and basement husbanding. Non con unprotected sex. Reader’s a little kooky tbh.

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For the first time as you lost yourself in shamelessly riding Ari, you mourned the need for the steel manacles around his wrists, keeping him secured to the large bed that took up most of his dwelling in your fortified basement.

Because as you circled your hips and grinded down on his cock, finally forcing a throaty groan from him, you were dying to know if the way his arms jerked was because he was desperate to touch you–to pull you closer–or desperate to shove you away.

You were pretty sure you got your answer a beat later when Ari moaned, his head falling back as he rutted his hips up hard, burying his cock even deeper in the hot, wet confines of your pussy.

“See," you breathed, gently cupping his handsome face between your hands as you bounced in his lap with more enthusiasm now, desperate to see him–and feel him–cum. "I knew you wanted this as much as me.”

“Don’t…" he gritted, moaning as you clenched around him on purpose. "Fuck." He panted, his jaw ticking and his brows drawing into a furrow as his chest hitched and his abs flexed. "Fuck, get off—“

"I don't think so, handsome," you grinned, undulating your hips and clenching around him some more, one of your hands burying in his hair and gripping hard enough to make him grunt with pain.

With another quiet, "Fuck!" Ari came with a shout, his big hands clenched into tight fists as he pumped up into you until he was completely spent.

And you were happily filled with his warm, sticky seed.

Sighing dreamily as you stared into his dazed eyes, you dropped your forehead to his, free hand sneaking down to rub at your clit so you could hit your peak too as you whispered, “I’m gonna give you the family you deserve.”

Dear, sweet, sinister Siri, I can only conclude you are trying to KILL ME!!!! THIS IS A DIRECT ATTACK!!!! 😩🫠🥴

That intimacy at the end with their foreheads pressed together. The way reader wants to give him everything—and take everything from him. The way his body craves it despite everything. I’d do it. Any day of the week.

#✨rachel replies✨ #step into my library #oh em geeeeeeee #hoe my god #good lord #and #sweet jesus #i go on a road trip #and return online to this #i was not prepared #stargazingfangirl18

[incorrect-lord-of-the-rings]

#its about time i contributed to online tolkien discourse #lotr #lord of the rings #lotr meme #incorrect lotr #incorrect lord of the rings #lord of the rings meme #tolkien #the fellowship of the ring #the return of the king #incorrect lotr quotes #the two towers #Galadriel #eowyn #shelob #saruman #grima #tom bombadil #sauron #witch king of angmar #the ring of power #thought id add this but I DIDN #T CREATE THIS TEMPLATE i found the original on pinterest and the creator is unknown to me and is also genius #the original creator is fancyson #source: fancyson #the esteemed chart creator #i only inserted the lotr stuff

[secretsimpleness]

I am so zen about this. Kallo, Female Ryder (custom) / Mass Effect Andromeda (c) Bioware

#n7 day #mass effect #mass effect andromeda #comic #female ryder #custom ryder #kallo #kallo jath #bioware #mass effect fanart #when consuming media I generally follow the rule of 'if the plan is desribed it won't happen that way' - #but sometimes I stray from the path and allow myself to hope. #the stick figure enemies have returned. I'm very happy about the one on the right. he looks so happy. #well. what's been happening. I've dropped into a hole of ricky gervais hyperfixation which is uh. completely normal and healthy. #there has also been a lot of elder scrolls online. my goal is to finish the aldmeri story arch but it's haha... a very long game. #anyway. #happy n7 day!

[audoneout]

did brennan lee mulligan really just hard launch that him and Izzy have a kid now through a fucking bit of Lou and all the guests on the Fireside Chat rescuing him from the Panamanian jungle and he has a baby now in an audio format

#side note I do genuinely love when people hard launch the baby instead of every second being documented and posted online #love that for them #the fucking improv comedians would announce the welcome of a whole human being through a fucking bit #and that bit was made up of other bits that have been going even longer #glad to see the return of tomahawk tho #brennan lee mulligan #fireside chat #so excited for them but they are so committed to the bit that they’re using it as a storytelling device for their own life announcements #exposition is hard tbh

[emiett]

I've added some new holographic, mirror, and sparkly stickers to my store!

#danny phantom #stickers #the cat returns #alien #artist shop #online store

[aimasup]

sure i COULD ramble about how ai is one of the multiple things that check all the marks of humanity's seven deadly sins but would that be extreme

^^^ possibly insufficiently educated

#the pride the hubris of believing you can do better than innovation and nature by playing god and not in the fun way #the lust it's being used for in so many awful cases #the sloth the way its encouraging everyone to check original sources less before believing anything. Also to not take time to develop skill #the greed its being used for profit without consideration for ethics or fair labour #gluttony. we always have to be faster. shinier. better. no matter if it ends up being less convenient or wonky #the wrath it sows in between people creating more differences to be frustrated over. more hatred #the envy how it takes and takes. always trying to be as clever as the best humans. as beautiful as a real forest or sunset. #do you think the ai wants itself #if this were a scifi movie would we be the bad guys #but this is not a movie and the ai cannot love us. so we cannot love it. and there's that #my post #personal stuff #thinking aloud just silly yapping n jazz 没啥事做就这样咯~ #(￣▽￣)~* #when i was in primary school our textbooks for chinese had short stories and articles to learn about #there was a fictional scifi oneshot about a family in the future going to the zoo #the scifi zoo trip was going great until the zoo's systems went offline for a moment #and it was revealed that all the animals roaming in their enclosures were holograms #the real ones went extinct ages ago #when the computers came back online the holograms returned and there they were #honestly at first I thought it was a bit exaggerating #but I still think about it once in a while

[theivandyourhospitalbed]

does anyone get really pissed of when they see that one girl not naming names talk about how gerard way is a trans woman. like bitch, if he hasnt said theyre a trans woman then they arent one. shes reminds me of people in public who assume im a trans guy just bc i wear masc clothes and have short hair like. no im not. i just dress masculine.

also it just really grinds my gears bc like she isnt a trans woman, she just has this weird infatuation with them and it comes off as borderline fetishy.

does anyone agree with me cus i feel like im going insane when i see her tiktoks and all the comments agree and r calling gerard she

#mcr #mcr return #mcr gerard #gerard way #gerard way mcr #my chemical romance #my chemical fucking romance #gender #trans woman #trans women #this post is about mirabai #i just think she needs to stop spending so much time online (crazy coming from me) and realise that if anyone did that to her she would #completely switch and say its disgusting

[liesmyth]

btw. Do we all remember two weeks ago when Joe Biden straight up said "We can't really trust the number of victims being reported from Gaza :(" as if that justifies war crimes. And we let him.

Do we all remember a month ago when IDF sources on twitter claimed the strike on the al-Ahli hospital, then immediately deleted, then posted a video showing wrongly timestamped footage that was also deleted, and we all had to pretend for a week that it was a misfired Hamas rocket because the IDF says so and the US says so, and the IDF would never ever ever strike a hospital.

And then we all collectively stopped talking about it because the IDF did, in fact, strike several hospitals. Laid sieges to hospitals. Attacked and cut fuel to hospitals. And UN facilities. And refugee camps. And ambulances. And journalists. And are currently shelling the only working medical facility left in Gaza.

Anyway! Bet that a decade from now we'll have so much fun unpacking all of this and talking about the media narrative like today we talk about post 9/11 propaganda, and the absolute willful silence of so many major political actors like we talked about the Srebrenica massacre in the 2000s. I hate it that we don't learn shit.

#i TRY not to go all political on my fandom blog #but then I have to go online and see shit like #'thirteen thousand dead including five thousand children - hamas authorities claim' as if that undermines the THIRTEEN THOUSAND DEAD #and my blood just fucking boils. and I have to yell online about it #I GOT IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. sort of #we will now return to your scheduled fandom blogging #current events #gaza #palestine #<<< for blacklist

[moltengoldveins]

I heard the voices in the wind say lots of new PJO fans are calling Percabeth ‘Smartwater.’ Ancient as the trees that hold the world’s foundations, my cheeks creak as they smile. I remember the old days, the minor squabbles, the great battles. The happy outmatched few who first spoke of Smartwater, soon drowned out by the vastly superior Percabeth armies, their feeble cries of “it’s dumb sounding! It’s perk-a-Beth!” Fading into oblivion. They are springing again from the dirt, now that the rain has come, like dandelions. Good for them.

#Smartwater #percabeth #percy jackson #pjo #pjo tv show #Yes I called them Smartwater from the start #Never online #Nobody knew what the heck I was talking about #But irl I used it all the time #Nice to see it returning

[jorvikgender]

oh shes GORGEOUS

#return of the shiny filter #star stable online #sso

[kiwioala]

vegetta said if everything goes according to plan he'll be on the qsmp tomorrow!!!!

#i pray foolish is online when he is #OH BUT LEO OWW #LEO'S MISSING.. AND HE'LL RETURN WHEN SHES AWAY NOO #she misses him so much nooooo #qsmp #qsmp vegetta #liveblogging

[yansurnummu]

going to a fancy party in necrom!

#elder scrolls online #azandar al cybiades #tes fanart #dralvayn arano #they're going to drink all ur wine and start arguments with guests just for fun #it's been a while but my life is slowly returning back to normal #yans art #drals/azandar

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #our partner took me out shopping today #I went to lots of stores and got useful things #and also fun things #and also not everything I needed #so I did a bunch of shopping online too #and filled out some forms #and unpacked as much as I can until the last of the shopping comes in #(I have had 3 consecutive days of prednisone) #(I'm not taking one tomorrow lol) #(my wife wanted me to take one today to smooth the transition since I was on a higher dose yesterday and the day before) #(than what I'd been taking on alternating days) #(and will be returning to for at least another week or two) #(altho my appointment to reestablish care is tomorrow so we'll see what happens) #favorites

[poeticsandaliens]

Honestly... I fucking love the romance in TMA. It made me let my guard down, even though I knew I shouldn't. The tenderness of it made the horror more visceral. And the ending so much more heart-wrenching because despite the fact that these two people have changed so much since we met them - enough to love each other - they're ruined by the same human flaws they've had since the outset. That Jon's betrayal isn't a descent into madness; it's just the guilt-ridden control freak that he's been since the very first episode. The flawed human that we've all come to love.

It's not perfect, but I think it enacts a similar technique to what Phoebe Waller-Bridge describes in her work (particularly Fleabag). That she uses the comedy to get her audience's guard down so that when the drama comes crashing in, we bear the full weight of it. The romance made me a more vulnerable audience, and I think the open ending felt both more hopeful and more tragic than if we'd never been given that tenderness to begin with.

I think... if I'd gotten balls-to-the-wall full-send avatar Jon, or a total descent into madness, I would have felt spared.

#the magnus archives #tma #tma spoilers #jon sims #I know throwing my hat into a discussion is risky #But my entire job now is to have Opinions about Texts and I just wanted to scream into the void about this one for a little while #before returning to my academic hovel #I don't participate much in fandom discourse anymore b/c I struggle with the whole in-group/out-group dynamic #that often accompanies a defined online fandom #but I do love me some Conversing About Texts

[demonzoro]

i get the feeling that this is the same person who commented 7 mins after i posted this fic, and i suspect you follow me here considering you know i post art.

in truth, i am incredibly lucky to ship something that has such a wide and active fanbase! it's a lovely feeling to know i don't have to write something perfect to be able to make someone smile at a nice scene, or laugh at a silly line. it's my hope that anyone who creates in search of community finds that, and from the sounds of it, i think that is something you are wanting and not getting. sincerely, i hope that you can find people who will appreciate you for imperfect offerings and the happiness such offerings bring. mediocre and melodramatic is just fine by me if it's enough to bring some happiness into someone's day.

edit: i appreciate people being in my corner but please don't reply with hateful comments towards anon! this post isn't to start a fight or get sympathy (though i appreciate it!) genuinely hoping this resonates w them. thank you sm!

#i would suggest curating your online experience #in ways where you can avoid things that aggravate you #if you don't like zosan - blacklist! block! don't go hate-reading things #if you don't like me personally your life wld be richer if you just blocked me #you don't have to keep returning to comment on a fic you don't like? #no-one is making you do that... live life etc. #✨

[dark-falz]

#what returning from hiatuses feels like tbh #iluguys #phantasy star online #card revolution #c.a.r.d. #sega #retro games #episode3 #my gifs