#hoe my god

[foxgloveprincess]

Happy hoelidays!!! Not me over here cackling at the following treat, just for you. Why do we have so much fun being bad?!? ❄️❤️

Warnings: Soft!dark Reader. Captivity and basement husbanding. Non con unprotected sex. Reader’s a little kooky tbh.

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For the first time as you lost yourself in shamelessly riding Ari, you mourned the need for the steel manacles around his wrists, keeping him secured to the large bed that took up most of his dwelling in your fortified basement.

Because as you circled your hips and grinded down on his cock, finally forcing a throaty groan from him, you were dying to know if the way his arms jerked was because he was desperate to touch you–to pull you closer–or desperate to shove you away.

You were pretty sure you got your answer a beat later when Ari moaned, his head falling back as he rutted his hips up hard, burying his cock even deeper in the hot, wet confines of your pussy.

“See," you breathed, gently cupping his handsome face between your hands as you bounced in his lap with more enthusiasm now, desperate to see him–and feel him–cum. "I knew you wanted this as much as me.”

“Don’t…" he gritted, moaning as you clenched around him on purpose. "Fuck." He panted, his jaw ticking and his brows drawing into a furrow as his chest hitched and his abs flexed. "Fuck, get off—“

"I don't think so, handsome," you grinned, undulating your hips and clenching around him some more, one of your hands burying in his hair and gripping hard enough to make him grunt with pain.

With another quiet, "Fuck!" Ari came with a shout, his big hands clenched into tight fists as he pumped up into you until he was completely spent.

And you were happily filled with his warm, sticky seed.

Sighing dreamily as you stared into his dazed eyes, you dropped your forehead to his, free hand sneaking down to rub at your clit so you could hit your peak too as you whispered, “I’m gonna give you the family you deserve.”

Dear, sweet, sinister Siri, I can only conclude you are trying to KILL ME!!!! THIS IS A DIRECT ATTACK!!!! 😩🫠🥴

That intimacy at the end with their foreheads pressed together. The way reader wants to give him everything—and take everything from him. The way his body craves it despite everything. I’d do it. Any day of the week.

#✨rachel replies✨ #step into my library #oh em geeeeeeee #hoe my god #good lord #and #sweet jesus #i go on a road trip #and return online to this #i was not prepared #stargazingfangirl18

[wolfythewitch]

How does it feel like to be a single parent raising two children

I would die for them and also they are going to get themselves and me killed one day

#noven warsh #wolfy tedtalks #chick semper tyrannis #brutus has now also learned to parkour #caesar you taught your brother hoe to parkour oh my god

[lunarr-stuff]

ANOTHER ROUND OF CRAZINESS! ANOTHER SEASON OF ALWAYS WATCHING

#god she is such a cryptid!!! shes holding the two hoes she found if u cant tell! #limited life smp #pearlescentmoon #Pearlescentmoon Fanart #life series #limited life #limited life fanart #double life smp #double life #nosey neighbors #mcyt #hermitcraft #my art #clip studio paint #digital drawing #artist on tumblr #traffic light smp #traffic smp #trafficblr

[spicyvampire]

And then Charlie explains to Babe that Tony wants Babe because Babe is a special alpha and if he fucks an enigma the Child Babe will give birth to will be very special and they will be able to sell the child for a lot of money

#pit babe #pit babe the series #hoe do you talk to about this show to someone with a straight face #god do i need to gif this too?? is this my legacy??? the m preg gifer???

[thesargasmicgoddess]

🤣🤣🤣

But what if you STARTED OUT as Wednesday? 🤭😬😬☠️

#channeling my wednesday vibes as i am writing a ton of stuff #but GOD i love research 🤣🤓 #yeah #i said that #phd hoe chronicles

[ktskibkg0]

Shit...you too!?

#this knucklehead #shittyhair is a fuckin vibe #am i a hoe? #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #ask blog #kirishima eijirou #kirishima ejirou #mha kirishima #red riot #bakugou katsuki #great explosion murder god dynamight #katsuki bakugou #mha fictive

[env0]

I'm not naked, I'm wearing a knee sleeve.

#Selfie #Me #Letting the hoes see it #I'm not naked I'm wearing knee socks #Mirror Pic #Bush #Torso #Hands #Veins #Feeling good #Flexibility #Sad eyes #Tattoos #Guys with tattoos #men with tattoos #Guys with guages #Dangly earrings #God imagine if I lifted weights #My thighs almost as big as my waist #Thick thighs #Idk what my phone edit does to my face #Tt #Ab muscles #Belly #core #Arm veins

[hauntingjasper]

"I'm calling a truce!"

The truce in question:

#can you tell that my favorite comic of them is the spooktacular one #i love the colors they chose for Marshall oh my god they look so nice #I can't stop thinking how this pose looks similar to BB's pov of them but gayer and it wasn't even on purpose I'm crying #Gumball is a dramatic hoe no matter who's drawing him #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #fionna and cake fanart #marshall lee #prince gumball #gumlee #prince gumball x marshall lee

[koroart]

Save me Mr. Final Fantasy save me ( late night doodles — gn everynyan 😴😴 )

#for the 14 hoes #this is NOT Elidibus #I see that bitch tagged I’m coming for your knees #i swear to god #:: my art #ff #ffi #dissidia final fantasy #dissidia #final fantasy series #final fantasy #warrior of light #wol #dissidia wol

[magicaldreamfox1]

#i need u guys to see how pete follows him #like vegas isn't even pushing him he just leaned a little bit to the left and pete immediately followed him

#or as j said pete is a hoe. #or as i said to j pete may be like i hate u u're a psycho but his body language is a flashing neon sign that says ''god please fuck me'' #vegaspete #kinnporsche #bl shows #my gifs #cleaning out my drafts here u go guys #leftontheladder

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[buggymarsh]

“Burton Guster has been my best friend since we were five,”

NO NO NO PLEASE NO LET ME LIVE

“And maybe, just maybe, if any of you can look yourselves in the mirror and know you’ve been half as good a friend to someone as Gus has been to me,”

SOMEONE SEDATE ME

“Well, you too can be considered great. Give it up for my best friend Burton Guster.” — Shawn Spencer, Psych, 3x06, Murder … ? Anyone … ? Anyone … ? Bueller … ?

crying. platonic shus is the ultimate friendship. never have i ever seen a show portray the importance and value of true friendship SO FUCKING WELL. 8 SEASONS & 3* MOVIES?? my fucking goat fr.

(*i remember watching an interview n i cant remember if it was dule hill (gus) or james roday rodriguez (shawn), i think it was the latter, who said the script for the 4th movie was being worked on, they just needed a studio to pick it up for filming (hinting that peacock wasnt sure they wanted to do another one) BUT THEY DONT TAKE MY WORD FOR IT I COULD BE WRONG)

#blabber ¡! #psych #psych usa #psych tv #shawn spencer #burton guster #i aspire to have a friendship like theirs #its withstood the test of time and every time a sweet moment happens i tear up #LIKE OH MY GOD IM GUS #WHERE’S MY SHAWN 🗣️ #actually tho i do think i’ve found mine :] #THE POINT IS #shus is the epitome of bros before hoes #and 4lifers #and platonic soulmates #and twin flames #argue with the fucking wall

[dashing-through-ecto]

So folks, its SideHoesWeek 2023 and for the third day we have one of my favorite characters, Clockwork with the prompt memories!

The SideHoesWeek is hosted by @lexosaurus (<- coolest person)

I'm using this prompt to express my thoughts on this cryptic timelord!

The concept of CW having to actively prevent Danny from experiencing things and having the 'wrong' memories (which will lead him to the 'wrong' decisions later in life) is so fascinating to me. It's so interesting to think, that CW not only knows how important Danny is for the continuation of the chosen timeline, but also how detrimental any decisions Danny can make, could be for all sentient beings on earth and the infinite realms.

Also thinking about, how CW would be the only one in all of existence to ever know about those memories that he has to prevent Danny from making. It's a deeply unsettling thought. CW is incredibly overpowerd and he could erase anything from existence if it was an obstacle to his narrative, and no one would ever know.

Under the cut are some variations of the Picture above, without the text &lt;3

#danny phantom #clockwork #dashing-art #dp side hoes week 2023 #dp side hoes week #I love this messed up Time God Ghost #Clockwork my beloved

[imhereformysciencefriends]

Thinking about how in the myth, Narcissus was the cause of Echo's strife and inevitable death. Thinking about how Ringmaster is absolutely 100% a narcissist with a cult-like belief in his own superiority and genius.

Thinking about how, given her actions, we can reasonably assume that Ringmaster is the one who sewed Echo's mouth shut. Thinking about how Echo was damned by the gods to only ever repeat the last thing anyone said due to her devotion to Narcissus. Thinking about how Echo was damned by Ringmaster to never speak, only copy the actions and routines of those around her--thinking Echo might have let the Ringmaster mutilate her, in her devotion to him.

Thinking about how Echo had a natural talent that was honed into a skill that was used by a man who never loved her and would never love anyone but himself.

Thinking about how Echo wasted away next to the lake and died from her starvation. Thinking about how Echo's first words were asking for something to eat that wasn't liquid.

Thinking about how all the clowns have bright, shapey, distinctive makeup. Thinking about how Echo is a blank mask onto which the Ringmaster can (and does) project any emotion or thought that suits his own desires, carelessly and callously ignoring anything that might be Echo's actual wants.

Thinking about how Narcissus died due to his own egoism and pride. Thinking about how Ringmaster got his jaw ripped off due to his own egoism and pride. Thinking about how Echo, the nymph, died with her Narcissus, and how Echo, the girl, did the killing. Thinking about Clown Corps I am thinking about Clown Corps.

#clown corps #cc #NO im not done being emo about Echo #shes my second favorite character and of all the designs in the comic hers fucks the most severely #i will NOT be done being emo about Echo ANYTIME soon and if it werent for my two holiday exchanges the zine i signed up for and the #the character exchange thats due next week it would be OVER for you hoes #one day i WILL write McBell getting more puussy than god and THEN im gonna write a slowburn otp rivals to lovers fic #of McBecho tenderly kissing with their hands squeezing each others throats #went off on a tangent in the tags anyway clowncorps good.

[jahiera]

can I be so honest. whatever people feel about evil astarion being sexy, that's how I feel about dark justiciar shadowheart's "stop being so gentle" scene. the lip bite the blood the all of that. like okay.... well if SHE wants to lock me up in her evil shar sex dungeon-- sorry who said that

#I like evil astarion to study like a bug I just can't take him seriously ... #not in a 'oh he needs to heal :pleading:' way I'm compelled by him being evil. it's just. #take off the cazador voice you're scaring the hoes #anyways THIS ISNT ABOUT HIM. this is about evil shadowheart being. listen. listen. #haha oh my god [twirls hair] you're well-versed in torture and emotional manipulation... do you want to test it out sometime. #'try not to dream about tying me up' babygirl that is NOT what I was thinking. #bg3 spoilers #pers ⚔️