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The Batkids: *all sitting on the floor huddled around a phone*
Bruce, walking up: What are you guys doing?
Tim: We're playing a new game. Its like truth or dare, except it is only dare, and all the dares are decided by a random word generator set for verbs, if we need more context we can randomly generate a noun too. Here, Steph is next, watch.
Steph: *clicks the generate a word button* 'appreciate'? *Clicks for a noun* 'Scene'? Am I supposed to go to a play? Look at the top of a mountain?
Damian: you have to get to the top of the hill, adequately appreciate the scene, and get back before your next turn, otherwise you are out
Steph: *gets up and runs out of the house*
Jason: My turn *presses the randomly generate a word button* Request *presses to randomly select a noun* cookies. Fuck yes! Alfred!
Cass, soaking wet, signing: not fair
Bruce: hey, I saw Dick's car out front, where is he?
Duke: he got 'vanish'
Tim: Still better than that time Jason got 'die'
Damian: me next, 'read'
Jason, walking in with a plate full of cookies: you gotta read and finish Pride and Prejudice before your next turn.
Damian: That's impossible! Without Dick that is only 5 people before me.
Tim: Impossible if you sit here complaining. Better hop to it.
Damian: *running to the library*
Duke, stealing a cookie: you wanna try, Bruce?
Bruce: maybe just once *clicks the button* 'grin'
Tim: Batman has to smile for an entire day fighting bad guys and dealing with the Justice League
Bruce: I don't like this game
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lilybug-02 · 3 months
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Looks like the entire household is together! I wonder where Miss. Toriel is?
Part 25 || First || Previous || Next
--Full Series--
A fun continuation! Lots of crazy vibes. Due to school, I'll be taking another month/months hiatus. I should really stop making so many cliffhangers ;P
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cephalog0d · 2 months
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Tim Drake, age 13, re: Dick Grayson
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undertheredhood · 8 months
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random civillain who just moved to gotham: *having a mental breakdown after they accidentally kill a clown with a bad dye-job*
the red hood (notorious crime lord and vigilante): "are you from tennessee? 'cause you're the only ten i see."
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lucabyte · 1 month
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deeply frustrating to eavesdrop on, i'd imagine
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meteortrails · 4 days
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it’s literally endlessly fucking funny to me how certifiably insane post timeskip sabo is about his brothers. he remembered who luffy and ace were and they immediately rocketed to #1 on his priority list with absolutely no contest. he devotes himself to being an older brother with the same fanatical obsession that he’s been using to lead revolutions and luffy is so used to ‘older brother’ meaning ‘guy who has attached a significant portion of his self worth and meaning in life to you’ that it fully doesn’t even register as weird to him. he manages to secretly make luffy a vivre card and luffy acts this is reasonable rational behavior!!! just normal older brother shit for them to be fully neck deep in your business without ever mentioning it!!!! cannot believe they ever managed to make us think sabo was the normal rational one. what the fuck lmao
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lunamo23 · 2 months
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Sooo with all the new Grian designs popping up, I’m jumping on the flying fish bandwagon
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Anyways, Scar has a new exhibit in his zoo after Grian was claimed by the ocean. Exactly how he convinced Grian to get in the tank…. Who knows😆
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masao-micchi · 1 year
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Jon: will you love me if i was a worm :( 
Martin: … can you still talk?
Jon: Martin, im a worm.
Martin: will you be the ceaseless watchers special little worm?
Jon: what does that even mean? im just a regular worm.
Martin: …
Martin: …
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Jon: (dramatic gasp) is that a NO?!!
Martin: will the worm have your gorgeous hair and winning personality?
Jon: What? of course not! im just a worm.
Martin: then what good is a worm if i cant do anything with it??
Jon: but its ME!! :( just, as a worm :( 
Martin: how would i even know that its you?!
Jon: i dont know, maybe it has eyeballs around it?
Martin: … okay, but that’s it? it’s ridiculous! i mean, would you love me if i was a useless little wor -
Jon: YES!!! 
Martin: …
Martin: …
Martin: but that’s dumb! that doesn’t even make any sense!  what can i do as an ordinary worm -
Jon: (gasp) you mean you won’t accept my love if you’re a worm?! :( 
Martin: How could i if I'm just a biologically regular worm?!?!
Jon: Biologically rude worm is what you are >:( 
(Meanwhile s1 Jon and Martin just trying to work and ignoring their future selves):
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irishyuri · 11 months
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more painting redraw practice! this time merwaine x ‘the wounded poacher’ by henry jones thaddeus
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orangelemonart · 5 months
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Episode 13 is wild but episode 31 is even wilder. Nice try boys, only the gentle slap of another girl can fix whatever the hell is wrong her.
source for joke
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r-truth · 5 months
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when you rko your new general manager totally by accident. totally
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transhitman · 5 months
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Nightmare blunt rotation
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ministarfruit · 3 months
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day 8: living dead ♡
(femslashfeb prompt list)
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amnenome · 6 months
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gift for @its-kinda-snowy as part of @starwars-arttrade-2023 !
The situation is: he’s got sand in his boots :(
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greenapplebling · 2 years
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Bruce, whenever Jason did something he didn't like: Don't be so rude, son
(Robin) Jason: DOn't bE SO RudE, SOn
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(Red Hood) Jason, half-jokingly and half serious: Don't be so rude, son
Tim:... Excuse you??
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Bruce: *does even the smallest of fuck ups*
Tim, now knowing the origin of the phrase and full mockingly: Don't be so rude, son
Bruce, realizing this is his own fault: *sigh*
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