#alternative house sorting

[plotandburn]

Exchange of Twins

Plot:

Ok so the basic idea for this is that, during one of their experiments, Fred and George acidentally swap places with a different version of themselves from another universe :

in this universe, they are not really twins as one of them is a product of rape and, due to that neglected and hated by...pretty much the entire family including the other "twin".

Naturally, the neglected twin is a slytherin and friends with the silver trio, hating Harry with passion from the moment he defended Ron from Draco.

The slytherin twin is not found of pranks, aspiring to be a potion's teacher once he graduates but he does have rather sarcastic sense of humor.

Needless to say, both the slytherin and his "twin" hate the universe they see themselves transported to and act like major assholes for a good chunk of the fict untill they start to mellow.

The canonverse Twins on the other hand, they are horrified and pissed at that universe's version of their family.

Rules:

1.You don't have to stick with canon ships....in fact i heavily encourage that you don't (just please let be Bill be with Fleur, they are cute)

2.In neither of the universes you are allowed to pair Harry with Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville, Susan Bones, Crable, Goyle or any of the two members of the golden trio.

3.No reader-inserts, self-inserts, or unhappy endings are allowed.

4. spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

5.Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed on both universes.

6. You are not allowed to bash Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin,Sirius Black or Severus Snape.

7. Pretty much all the weasley's must be bashed on the universe the twins get transported to, sans one weasley of you choice (wich can't be Ron ).

8.Dumbledore must be gay in both universes and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

9.on the fict that inspired this plot bunny the "twin" of the neglected slytherin Weasley freaking rapes his fake twin wich is one of the reasons why they hate each other.....i was going to leave the decision of doing that or not up to you but...it does help giving a more solid reason for them to hate each other so you must do it.

10. also on the inspiration fict, the slytherin "twin" is actually a FTM transgender...that i will leave up to you as i'm awere that not everyone is capable of writing trangender peeps accurately (heck...I am not capable of writing trangender peeps accurately) so...yeah.....don't do that unless you're either trans or have a trans sensible reader

11. poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

12.the Slytherin twin can be a Veela but that's the only kind of creature he can be. The other "twin" must not be a creature of any kind.

13 . in both universes,Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

14. in both universes,Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

15. in both universes,Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

16. in both universes,Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

#harry potter #plot bunny #molly weasley bashing #ron weasley bashing #dimension travel #alternative house sorting #pro sirius black #pro severus snape #pro snape

[thjslove]

I was waiting out there for hours!

#house md #housemdedit #houseedit #hilsonedit #hilson #james wilson #greg house #gregory house #house x wilson #mine #* #2x16 #comedic genius !!!! #one thing about me is i will absolutely go wild for a roomates sort of situation and we have been BLESSED a few times now #can you believe i am both unable to stop giffing them AND to color this dark-ass scene #and yes i completely gave up on alternating gifsets i post to ~vary~ the tv shows i post #it was only good omens and this at this point so #500

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

VERY interesting that this moment took place in the "woman in house and wilson's building thinks they're gay/dating" episode

also. hugh laurie's little smirk here really adds a certain . . . dimension to this moment that would not be there if he'd responded to the joke in a different way

#thirteen knows house is bi she totally fucking knows #anyway yeah i cannot get over house's goddamn little Smirk #that was so unnecessary. christ #this is one of those moments where i'm like. #damn i guess this isn't *technically* canon confirmation of house's queerness but it sure comes pretty fucking close #it's just that there are a lot of alternate ways house could have responded to to thirteen's comment #an eyeroll perhaps #some sort of no homo statement #anything #but he didn't! he fucking SMIRKED #and not in a performative way #it was a subtle smirk #a smirk just for thirteen and himself #this whole moment feels SO fundamentally 'bisexual daughter telling her closeted father figure that she is fully aware they are The Same' #house season 6 #house md #house 6x11

[sesamenom]

more from the reverse gondolin au

#silm #silmarillion #reverse gondolin au #idril #lomion #celebrimbor #lomion is so fun to draw #featuring celebrimbor with his weird himlad hairstyle #realized i forgot to color his mouth oh well #they made the Three ahead of schedule and single handedly fixed the entire feanorian-nolofinwean feud #thinking abt idrils house of the mole being more focused on protection compared to maeglins mole #if the fall comes (bc aredhel is not quite as cautious as turgon) idril and the house of the mole already have escape and backup escape pla #and reinforced fallback points inside the city when the wall is breached #growing up w eol and foresight means idril always has plans and backup plans and alternate plans and contingencies for those plans too #meanwhile lomion is well equipped with nenya to counter balrogs & fire drakes #idril is the sort of person who hardens inward to defend herself & her family #maeglin hardens outward to preemptively counter perceived threats #despite having an exponentially better late-childhood than maeglin #lomion is still very much traumatized from being orphaned at the Lammoth. #he probably freaks out when rog (his mentor/father figure) leads the hammer of wrath at the gates. #when their positions are switched lomion bonds better with the rest of gondolin #and either never gets nabbed by morgoth or gets promptly rescued on his way to angband. #idril plans for the worst because growing up in nan elmoth #the situation usually ended up being the worst she could predict #so morgoth doesnt have the extra intel #lomion has friends and one of the Three #and idril has an even better prepared version of the Secret Way #and hey maybe gondolin does end up surviving

[carefulfears]

where would you have ended the series at? like some people say ftf, some say s7, some say it was right to go all the way through the revival.

do i have to keep it exactly as is and decide where to cut it off or can i go all the way through and change literally everything that happens? lmao

keeping everything the same, my ideal end would’ve been after s8. mulder and scully holding that baby, family restored, deciding he was the truth they had been looking for: that IS the end of this story. that is the only natural conclusion to what we’re doing here. there is literally no reason why it ever should’ve changed from that.

and i like s8!! other than the reproductive trauma nastiness and some dull episodes, i love the narrative of that season.

if you had to do s9 and for some reason we had to lose the baby, if i had my way, 2nd movie would’ve still been a MOTW (a completely different one lol) and dedicated a lot more to exploring the themes that are already present. what it means to be followed by “the darkness”, what it’s like to live in a haunted house, what the effect of missing child after missing child is on them and their relationship. the coping mechanisms that they’ve developed and the ways that it comes in-between them.

revival could’ve still happened, could’ve had a lot of the same ideas, i’ll even allow them the same motivations for trying to find the baby. but instead of killing jackson’s adoptive parents and doing…..whatever that was……it could’ve focused on mulder and scully getting back into solving x-files while getting to know him, on some level.

and on moving forward from that pathology that kept them so haunted for so many years; a lot of the growth they do have in the revival is in them talking about their child and not just avoiding it and carrying around the guilt. to actually be able to know him and form a relationship with him would’ve gone a long way to an imperfect but still satisfying resolution to their characters.

it’s wild how bad s9/IWTB/revival are when, in my opinion, it would’ve only taken such MINIMAL changes to be good?? CC clearly regrets the plot that ruined his show, and it would’ve been so easy to fix it, rather than try to erase it.

basically, i want IWTB and the revival, written by glenn and james not chris.

#thanks for the ask!! i love to just talk about these things with you guys #alternate: s9 but mulder offscreen as a stay at home dad #like he WANTED TO BE #and like the OBVIOUS EASIER SOLUTION to dd not being there wouldve been #series still ends with them going on the run sure why not #IWTB mulder scully william in the unremarkable house being given a MOTW case that leads them back into society out of hiding #couldve explored a bit of the effects of raising a child while on the run from the law #revival mulder scully back in the x-files some sort of mythology issue #cameos from teenage will #idk if the revival would work as well tbh #but i cannot come up with EVERYTHING #asks

[daielsal]

Finally was able to draw some fan art for Aemma! 😭

I like to think that she’s older in this piece (in my head cannon for this piece Aemma doesn’t end up traveling to Kings Landing until she’s a bit older. There’s a little AU that I’ve come up with where Aemma hopefully ends up with someone else, maybe this time around she gets to live a little bit longer). It’s kind of sad that’s a very notable lack of fan art for Aemma, so that was one of the main reasons on why I drew this in the first place. This was meant to be a quick sketch of sorts, so I may end up changing her design later on if I’m able to draw more fan art of her.

#art #myart #fanart #asoiaf #digitalart #hotd #house of the dragon #aemma arryn #queen aemma #house arryn #valyrianscrolls #asongoficeandfirefanart #a song of ice and fire #au #alternative universe of sorts #procreate #small art account #illustration #house targaryen

[mysticalenthusiastvoid]

I'm trying to figure out one of my character's secondaries. They suggest going to a Waffle House because the reason is they're going to be assumed to be drunk or high during a conversation. I'm thinking Bird or possibly Snake.

#bird secondary #snake secondary #sorting hat chats #secondaries #Or maybe the Waffle House thing is something I would do late at night and need to talk about alternate dimensions and aliens

[foulhounddeputytrash]

Wolfstar Children AU

The tall trio that made Headmistress McGonagall unofficially resign

Cassiopeia Hope Lupin-Black 'Cassie'

Gryffindor, Older twin, The Sarcastic one

September 23, 1999

Rigel Hyacinthus Lupin-Black 'Teddy' (He loved being called Sirius's teddy bear and the nickname stuck)

Slytherin, younger twin, The Dramatic one

September 23, 1999

Selene Buddleia Lupin-Black 'Buddy'

Ravenclaw, The Chaotic one

May 29, 2000

#wolfstar #noble and most ancient house of black #sirius black #remus lupin #alternate universe #wolfstar fanfiction #Wolfstar children #They have the Black surname because Sirius is holding on to his little brother. #teddy lupin #Sort of #Imagine they're all tall #Music fanatics like their parents #Tons of vinyls #new generation #They're taller than Sirius

[trevorendeavors]

December 4, 2022. So everyone and their mother has done the "Despite everything, it's still you" quote from Undertale, BUT WHAT IF WE WENT A DIFFERENT ROUTE EH???

That was my thought process going into this. I churned this piece in my head for weeks before actually doing anything about it. Then, on the night before finals, I crank out this baby in like... two hours.

Anyway the idea behind this AU(?) is that the Collector is the player and attempted to scrub Luz from the game in order to preserve King as their playmate.

#luz noceda #king toh #king clawthorne #undertale #undertale fanart #utdr #the owl house #the owl house fanart #trevorendeavorsart #alternate universe #of sorts #I guess #please know that it physically wounded me editing Luz out of those pics #I was mentally apologizing to my computer the whole time #DON'T LAUGH AT THE HOVERING KING #YOU DON'T SEE IT #YOU DON'T SEE SHIT SHUT UP

[cyclone-sally-art]

spooky month owl house crossover! the vibes of these two shows mesh amazingly well. originally i had the palismen for the boys match their owner but i thought its be a cute show of friendship if they were swapped so now they match each other!

#spooky month #spookymonth #skid spooky month #pump spooky month #lila spooky month #skid #pump #lila #skid and pump #the owl house #crossover #toh #an alternate idea was them sharing a palisman that was a half and half design #but i figured that design would be too complicated to translate into a dormant form #lilas palisman was gonna be a ram of some sort #but i had two different ideas i like more and ended up combining #im calling this crossover #The Spooky House

[ravenclaw-draco]

How I Think Ravenclaw Draco Would Work

~five minutes into Draco’s sorting~

Sorting Hat: I heard you the first hundred times, child, but your value for wit and intellect is just as compelling as your value for ambition and—

Draco: Oh sod off, you crusty old artifact! Just put me in Slytherin before you wither away completely!

Sorting Hat:

Draco, a minute later at the Ravenclaw table: >:(

#ravenclaw draco #draco malfoy #I firmly believe Draco fits into both houses and I will die on this hill #he is a little shit and the sorting hat would #alternate hogwarts house sorting #sorting hat #harry potter #hogwarts #ravenclaw

[plotandburn]

Wrong boy who lives meets Canon

ok so, before anything starts let's get to the rules:

The title of this prompt is "Wrong Boy who lived Meets Canon" so the canonverse has to follow the books down to a T untill the two universes colide (however feel free to correct any racist names and stereotypes and cases of Jk's bogotry against Slyterin's that you may find. i will not tolerate slander against Severus or Draco so if you hate them don't ever write a fict for this or any of my other plot bunnies. )

You don't have to stick with canon ships....in fact i heavily encourage that you don't (just please let be Bill be with Fleur, they are cute)

In neither of the universes you are allowed to pair Harry with Molly Weasley, Arthur Weasley, Neville, Susan Bones, crab, goyle or any of the two other members of the golden trio.

No reader-inserts, self-inserts or unhappy endings are allowed.

spanking, watersports, extremely underage ships or parent/child incest are only allowed if portrayed on a negative light.

Peter Petigrew and Dolores Umbridge must be bashed on both universes.

You must bash Ron Weasley in the WBWL universe and make him a bully cause wbwlharry needs a rival and i'd like for the WBL universe to be compleatly different from canonverse in terms of interactions. (so....yeah...don't pick this plot bunny if you're a apart of the ron Weasley defense sqaud)

Dumbledore must be bashed in the WBWL universe

Molly Weasley must also be bashed in the WBWL universe.

Dumbledore must be gay in both universes and atracted to Grindewalt and Grindewalt alone.

you are not allowed to make wbwlharry OP but you can make him a genious.

you can make wbwlharry be a creature but that creature but that creature can't be an elf (of any kind) or a a naga.

if wbwlJames is evil,wbwlharry's patronus can't be a stag,for obvious reasons.

as there aren't nearly enough ficts with these tropes i've decided that:

Percy Weasley

Sirius Black

James Potter

and

either Fred, George or both

must be Slytherin's in the WBWL universe

while that universe's Severus Snape is a gryffindor.

15.poor grammar is not allowed (you don't need a beta but at least use grammarly some form of grammar corrector)

16. in both universes,Hagrid can only be paired with Madame Maxine and no one else

17. in both universes, Mad Eye Moody and Amelia Bones can't be paired with anyone

18 . in both universes, Minerva Mcgonagal can only be paired with Poppy Pomfrey or anyone on the staff that she never taugh herself.

19. in both universes,Crabbe and Goyle can only be paired with Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Milicent Bulstrode, Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, each other or an Oc.

Now with that out of the way, let's go:

So the basic premise of this plot bunny is that, when Sirius falls on the Veil in the battle of the ministry, Harry follows him, only the Veil is not a death device but a portal wich brings them to the universe of the Wrong Boy Who lived.

Now, as is a classical of this trope you must chose one of the follow:

A. James is evil and gave Lily a love potion to make her fall for him as well as casting the Imperious on her so that she allowed him to be as violent and neglectfull as he wishes to be with Harry.

B. Same as above but with Lily being the one to give James the potion and cast the imperium in a bid to marry the most popular guy at school (if you ever read Knowledge of the Gods by PreciousLadyAthena on Ao3. This Lilly is basically the one depicted in that story but more evil)

C. Jilly as a whole is evil and only care about Harry's oc sibbling/ the one dubbed as the chosen one.

D. Dumbledore spelled Jilly to be evil

Regardless, it is up to you to decide wbwlHarry's house and romantic interests.

I wanna see canonverse Sirius and Harry trying to help wbwlharry with his voldemort while wbwlharry helps them to get back home.

Make of that what you will

#harry potter #plot bunny #wrong boy who lived #pro severus snape #pro snape #alternate universe #dimension travel #bring back black #pro sirius black #jilly lives #ron weasley bashing #molly weasley bashing #dumbledore bashing #alternative house sorting

[theclaravoyant]

7x06 probably

imagine if you will, a 911 specialty

the madney wedding is rapidly sliding downhill . wedding shit is occurring . the Buckley parents are up to some shit probably . Maddie is holding the whole thing together by the skin of her teeth . The bachelor party wakes up to bad news

cut to : Tommy is getting ready for his secondish-thirdish date . He’s giving chill . Excited even . A little smile on his face as he picks out a tie for his nice suit . Maybe picks up some flowers as a little gift

cut back to : Chimney is in some kind of ridiculously precarious scenario . Wedding is out of control and about to stop mattering entirely . Maddie is about to open a can of BAMF

cut back to : Tommy taps his fingers on the steering wheel . Maybe he’s singing to himself . Maybe he’s practicing his introductions to make a good impression . He pulls up on some nice quiet gravel and click click goes his car beeper and then he steps inside to

#tv: 911 #‘they rapidly switch tone a lot’ and I love that for me #alternatively: Evan and co rock up to Tommy’s house in their disaster outfits #(coz he did promise to pick him up) #like get in loser we’re going search and rescue #he does of course - and he and Maddie shake hands like hey it’s you ? yeah it’s you ? cool #welcome to the 118 b*tch 👏 #911 spoilers #sort of lol

[modulatechaos]

Chapters: 16/? Fandom: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Edelgard von Hresvelg/My Unit | Byleth, Edelgard von Hresvelg & My Unit | Byleth, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: My Unit | Byleth, Edelgard von Hresvelg, Catherine (Fire Emblem), Kronya (Fire Emblem), Lysithea von Ordelia, Linhardt von Hevring, Ingrid Brandl Galatea, Ignatz Victor, Manuela Casagranda, Dorothea Arnault Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Serial Killers, Graphic Description of Corpses, Canon-Typical Violence, Emotional Manipulation, Obsessive Behavior, Bad Decisions, Murder Mystery, Hallucinations, past trauma, Corruption, Slow Burn, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Hannibal AU, Eventual Smut, Glove porn Summary:

"But she knows it's not her killer, the killer she'd been chasing across half the country since the very first body she had discovered. The body of the man who had nearly murdered her mother. More than anything she wanted to know who it was who had brought justice to her family, who made it a habit to bring justice to every family that had been wronged.

Those families the law couldn't help.

She still sought to put an identity to the name 'Hegemon Killer', wanted to know what sort of face hid under the veneer of shadow she saw at each of the crime scenes. She wanted to see the hands that crafted such beautiful carnage. Consistently she said she was here to catch them, consistently she said her curiosity was second to her desire to put this person behind bars.

Consistently she lied.

OR.

Edeleth Hannibal AU.

#fire emblem three houses #fanfic #alternate universe #edeleth #edelgard von hresvelg #byleth eisner #heed them fic tags folks #crossposting this here finally #slowly trying to get back into finishing this #finally (sort of) figured out where I need to go with the plot #Just need to write it (the author's hardest struggle)

[istherewifiinhell]

not like im actually someone with much vauble experience with butchery or anything of the sort.

but sometimes i do wonder. like? have you actually ever cut meat before? just like. the normal stuff from the grocery store? ever seen a tendon or bone?? no?

#some shit #THIS IS NOT. LITERALLY. about someones experience cutting meat. we also dont literally sell meat. as such #surely there must be SOME veg alternatives to understanding a sort of. tactility to things your brain might have some aversion too. #a haunted house walk through perhaps #<- okay that one was bitchy #no i really cant explain or justify the emotion/thought process im having #just being blase at work. my purpose in life. when its not the. other things

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

i have finally found the time to watch through the entirety of a court of fey and flowers and it has left me clawing the walls

a few thoughts, here and below the cut:

aabria is honestly one of my favorite gms to watch work. like, literally watch, i am 95% podcasts for my actual play media, but the visual elements of her games (esp. her npc facial expressions & acting choices) are so compelling. every damn time wuvvy looked at rue i died.

never not gonna be impressed with how smoothly this team integrated dnd combat & magic & skill checks with the good society framework to make a compelling, weighty, primarily social game. the unique tokens! (the significance to burning them!) the many pvp insight/deception checks over sighs and glances!!

brennan being an eternal gm is a crime, hob is The Most Character

like, picture me taking that character art of hob, printing it out, folding it up, and eating it. love him.

he’s a self-loathing emotionally obtuse plothound who claims to be bad with words but gives The Most Austen-style heart-wrenchingly vulnerable speeches. who else is doing it like him.

(seriously, if you’ve got regency media recs with hob-alike MCs I Want Them)

i am imagining some bonkers child creation magic — like, cabbage patch If You Want One It Will Grow stuff, genetics and gametes need not be involved stuff — that gives hob and rue an enormous passel of kids to love on and Treat Right, including at least one Owl With Bug Wings and two or three Literal Bears.

also picturing atla level confusion when the first one of those bears comes along. “just a bear?” “not a bugbear, not an owlbear, not a bugowlbear. just a bear.” “…this kid is weird.” “yeah, but we’re gonna love them like mad anyway right?” “oh yeah, of course, i’m just saying!”

deeply shocked andhera was able to sit through that detect thoughts at the tailor shop scene without blurting out SOMETHING, given his tendencies towards blurting out everything in other moments.

but like. imagine.

hob: the k stands for knickolas!!

rue: i love him.

andhera: oh shit, for real?! you love him for real??

disastrous. andhera fails to keep his mouth shut, four wounded two dead. (rip buddy, you were a real one)

otoh. now i’m imagining a fun little trivia game at rue’s nearlywed shower with questions like “where did they meet” and “who asked whom” that give them an excuse to retell all of these cute stories about their relationship, and one question is “when did rue first realize they loved hob?”

the answer is supposed to be after they danced all night at the masquerade, because rue thinks it’s fine to lie a little for the Romance of it all, but andhera’s like “oh, i remember that! it was when hob told them what the k in k.p. stands for!”

and he’s very :D satisfied with himself for winning his team a point! not noticing rue and hob’s very complex face journeys as they silently have a Conversation about this.

most shocking moment for me, a person who saw a fair number of acofaf gifs on my dash last fall: chirp marriage & child reveal, no question. the cast around her reacting is also very good, but the twist in itself was honestly so unexpected! and it works fantastically to give the lords of the wing motivation to join the larger plot on Our Heroes’ Side, i thought that was very smartly done.

and last but not least, a fun fact!

I did not realize this until the ap episode where omar confirmed ace andhera, but my first dnd character was basically a mash-up of andhera and rue.

like. they were an ace paladin poorly faking charm and coolness, using a normative appearance (“imagine a combination of chris hemsworth and chris evans”) as a facade a scared, nonnormative creature hid behind— unfortunately my BINX-alike PC friend died early in the campaign, and the plot took priority over character exploration. but still: same hat!

also: me now, looking back at that character: [miranda cosgrove ‘interesting’ meme with the nonbinary flag superimposed]

#a court of fey and flowers #dimension 20 #brb off to sort the hob/rue tag by kudos and then by bookmarks and then by word count #i want a thousand different canon divergence alternate love confessions… #mundane and/or human AUs where the Duty vs Love tensions are shifted a little but still MATTER #BINX found family-ing every damn person she likes even a little into a room of their own in her house… #pls send fic recs #and asks! send me your thoughts!! if anyone is still out there thinking acofaf thoughts this many months after that season ended #i realize i am Late to the Game but that’s just how i am with stuff #dropout