#also to my s/o for some of the silly ones heh

[genshingorlsrevengeance]

Since you can do MMD stuff now I have a request!

The Fontaine gals with an S/O who likes to eat ice cream with them atop somewhere high while watching the sunset! (Inspired by Kingdom Hearts)

(Genshin Impact) Navia, Furina, and Lynette eating ice cream with their S/O

I'd throw my sea salt ice cream at Xion's head.

Navia prefers baked treats over cold ones, but she'll have no complaints about sharing either with her S/O!

And when it comes to their choice of their scenery, Navia absolutely loves it.

Watching the sunset with her lover at her side gets her heart racing.

Though with that being said, she only goes along if that evening is not particularly windy.

The last thing she wants is her hat flying off into the wind at that height.

Mostly because she'll go after it, which S/O would have to grab Navia and make sure she won't fall.

And with how strong she is, she's taking S/O with her.

She also tries to make sure the ice cream doesn't drip down onto her dress, but other than that, sitting next to them is one of her new favorite past times!

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Navia smiled as she took a bite into the frozen treat, turning to S/O and raising her sunglasses.

S/O blushed at her bright expression, staring more at her than the sunset itself.

(S/O) "Sure thing! I'm sure you can make it taste better too!"

(Navia) "Aw, I can't make it without you, silly! Now, what did you call this again?"

(S/O) "Sea Salt Ice Cream."

(Navia) "Sea Salt, got it! There should be no shortage of that around here, I'm surprised no one's made this sooner!"

(S/O) "A friend of mine taught me the recipe. He liked sitting up here with his friends and eating the same thing."

Navia's sunglasses dropped back down as she moved closer to S/O, taking another bite from her ice cream.

(Navia) "Well...I'm glad you wanted to share this sight with me too!"

Furina is a woman of class, only enjoying the most delectable of desserts adorned with fancy decorations.

And their taste must be nothing short of sublime!

So when it comes to ice cream, admittedly, she finds them lacking, but sweets are sweets!

And the ones S/O had chosen to share with her passed her expectations!...When it comes to the taste, anyway.

But when it came to their choice of location, Furina was more than happy to watch the sunset in silence with S/O.

It was honestly a nice change of pace than the opera houses they'd frequent. This secluded place on the wall overlooking a large part of Fontaine felt like a special place, reserved only for them.

===

Furina examined the treat before her under close scrutiny. Appearance-wise, it was just a block of blue. Boring!

But, S/O had made this specially for her. The taste passed her inspection but it was admittedly bland. She would have to properly inform them how to make amazing treats!

(S/O) "Do you like it?"

(Furina) "The taste is adequate. But would it have killed you to put some flair onto this ice cream?"

(S/O) "Well, my friend never really taught me to do anything special with it."

(Furina) "Your friend?"

(S/O) "Oh, did I not tell you? He's the one who taught me how to make it! We all shared the ones he made at this very spot. Heh, everytime he showed us, he'd ask if we "got it memorized" every single time!"

While Furina was listening, she became enraptured by S/O's face as they recalled their fond memory, smiling as the sun was shining on them.

They had noticed she was staring and tilted their head curiously.

(S/O) "Is something wrong?"

Furina smiled and tasted her ice cream, then leaning the treat towards S/O.

Admittedly, Lynette did not try too many dishes that were either too hot or cold. The only exception for that being tea, and even then she had to wait for it to cool off.

Due to inheriting the cat-like traits, a very sensitive tongue was one of the things she had to learn to live with.

So, ice cream was something she did not have often, although she admittedly did enjoy it, but not to the same degree as other dessert aficionados.

But she won't say no to a free meal, especially one provided by her S/O.

And seeing how happy S/O was to give her the homemade ice cream, she couldn't refuse that smile.

Doubly so when she got to watch the sun set next to them, though feeling the heat directly made her want to take a nap more than anything.

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Lynette looked at the ice cream in her hands, noticing how basic the shape was.

Shrugging, her tongue poked out from her lips as she gave the ice cream a lick, immediately recoiling.

S/O chuckled at her cute reaction.

(S/O) "I mean, it is ice cream, Lynette. How did it taste?"

Lynette stared blankly at S/O before failing to contain a small smile from growing. She waited for a few moments before taking another lick, noting the taste.

(Lynette) "Salty, but sweet at the same time. Surprisingly not too strong in either direction."

(S/O) "Okay, good! My friend would never let me live it down if I messed up the recipe for my girlfriend."

Now it was Lynettte's turn to quietly chuckle as she looked at the setting sun, feeling the warmth on her skin.

(Lynette) "I don't think Lyney would either. Speaking of which, do you mind making more for him as well?"

(S/O) "Sure. Want me to teach you as well? It's pretty simple."

Lynette paused for a moment, her ears twitching.

(Lynette) "I don't have to use any appliances, do I?"

(S/O) "The stovetop and freezer, mostly."

(Lynette) "I...think I'll watch, so that way I don't break it."

S/O laughed, almost dropping their own ice cream.

(S/O) "Okay. You'll at least eat them when I make them, right?"

Lynette smiled at them before getting back to slowly finishing up the ice cream.

(Lynette) "I won't eat one every day, but I will when you make them."

#genshin impact imagines #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact headcanons #navia x reader #furina x reader #lynette x reader #navia genshin impact #furina genshin impact #lynette genshin impact

[yuckydraws]

S/o comes home from a hard days work and yells into the house " WHERES MY MANS, I NEED CUDDLES AND KISSES "

Not sure if you mean Underfell or one of the Swapfells but I'll go with UF :]

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Red: He can work irregular hours, so he likely just got home before you. If you're lucky, he'll have had the time to shower off the smell of motor oil by the time you get home. Perhaps he's finally settled into laying down on the couch when you walk in and yell that. You'll be able to find him easily by the sounds of his laughter (you may even pull those "mweh heh's" outta him). Stars, doll, he needed that laugh. As you approach the couch, he'll peek up at you from under the arm he threw over his face in his laughing fit with a smirk, before opening his arms - a perfect invitation for you to join him in his vegging out. He'll offer a listening ear as you cuddle, but if you're less interested in ranting and more looking for a distraction... well, he's more than happy to kiss you silly.

Boss: He's likely making dinner when you walk in. He'll round the corner, apron on and everything. With his hands on his hips, he'll raise his brow and rumble out a, "WELL? HERE I AM. COME AND GET THEM." If you take him up on his offer, he's going to scoop you up in his arms and walk you back into the kitchen with him - nuzzling your cheek along the way. Once he's deemed you "smooched and cuddled enough", he'll sit you on the counter and ask you about your day as he finishes cooking. While he's focused on his task, he's also listening intently to you, which is obvious by his follow up questions and humming. After you've both ate and cleaned up, he might just back you against the counter, tilt your chin just so, and offer up some "Proper Kisses".

#basically they're both lovesick dorks and will happily oblige #anon #yucky answers #yucky yaks #yucky writes #headcannons #undertale #underfell #uf sans #red #uf papyrus #boss

[mochiimadness]

Hi!! I'm a little new in the fandom so I don't know if this has been done before ^^' but can we get some ROTTMNT x reader headcanons where the brothers (separately) learn that their crush doesn't know how to dance and is super embarrassed by it so they (the brothers I mean) try to dance with them to have fun? Or to tease? Or to genuinely teach them? WHO KNOWS

Love your work, take care! (ʃƪ ˘ ³˘) ♡

Welcome to the fandom!!!

I also don’t know if this has been done for the rottmnt boys yet, but I hope you enjoy it!

Neon Leon

He asked you to dance with him out of the blue (heh)

Was already dancing to the music trying to impress you

“Check out these sweet moves, baby!”

He’s actually kinda good when he tries???

Usually he just does it to be goofy but he genuinely wanted to show off a bit for you

“You know what would be even better? Both of us dancing together!”

It would definitely be fun-

But unfortunately you have no clue how to dance

You try to play it off as just wanting to watch him dance more or being tired

But Leo keeps trying.

Realizes from your body language and expression that you’re embarrassed

Will stop dancing immediately and ask what’s wrong

That’s when you admit that you don’t know how to dance

Leo will laugh a bit at first

Not at you ofc, he just thinks you’re cute

“Who said anything about needing to know how to dance, to dance?”

He’ll grab your hands and start moving to the beat with you

Once you’re moving he’ll let go of your hands and step back-

Only to pull out the most goofy moves he knows

Remember ‘Gangnam style’??

Leo does.

He literally does those fortnight dances like his life is depending on it

Gives you the biggest grin when you laugh at his silly moves.

“See? You don’t need to know how to “dance” to have fun dancing!”

You two end up dancing along “horribly” to music the rest of the night

Both of you have the time of your lives

His brothers can hear y’all laughing from their rooms

Later offers to teach you a few moves if you want,

But still loves to just dance goofily with you to this day.

Don Tron

Bootyyyshaker9000

This turtle can bust a move and he knows it

Does not hesitate to dance when a good beat comes on.

You walk into his lab and he has music blasting

You can literally feel the bass pumping

And there, pulling off moves like the dance star he is, is your beloved partner

He immediately turns to you and invites you to join him

“S/o! Perfect timing, I upgraded my speaker system and now we can jammy jam with ease! Join me, and we’ll dance like the stars we are!”

Uh oh.

Yeaaaah, about that-

You can’t dance to save your life.

Donnie won’t realize at first that you’re not dancing with him

But after a few moments he realizes you still haven’t moved from the labs entrance

In fact, you’ve been slowly making your way out the lab instead.

He literally slides over to you

“Ah, whatever is the matter? Is the music too loud? Or maybe it’s not your taste? I can change it to any song you’d like-“

He doesn’t pick up on your embarrassment

Instead, he’s going on and on trying to find out what’s wrong

Ironically, he’s so focused on asking what’s wrong and trying to fix whatever it may be to notice your very obvious embarrassment

You eventually blurt out that you don’t know how to dance

He’ll stop mid-sentence and look at you for a moment to make sure you’re not joking.

Lowers the music and puts one hand on your shoulder

“Well never fear- I can teach you the art of ✨dance✨.”

Are there actual sparkles around his head or is that just a trick of light???

He’ll pull you to the middle of his lab and start off with a few easy moves with you

He actually enjoys teaching you how to dance and doesn’t mind doing it again

If you’re up to it, he’s absolutely down to teach you more

You two have one day a week where you both work on dancing

After practice, Donnie will pull you in to dance together just for fun

You don’t have to be perfect or even good,

He just enjoys spending time with you

As long as you feel comfortable and are having fun-

He’s happy :3

Mystic Mike

I’m a firm believer in break dancing Mikey

He loves to spin on his shell as fast as he can

He’s also got a few smooth moves of his own

Just ask Hypno-potamus-

He also just likes to move and jump to the beat

He was dancing in the kitchen when you walked in-

Just moving to the beat happily

He noticed you after doing a spin and invited you to join him

“S/o! Wanna dance with me?”

Does this little shimmy at you

It’s adorable-

But you don’t know how to dance

You just decline and make up some excuse of being tired-

But immediately end up telling the truth after seeing Mikey’s sad puppy face

Mikey will pause for a second after you tell him before the biggest grin spreads across his face

“I have an idea!”

He grabs your hand and runs to the gaming room with you

“Don’t know how to dance? Well, we have just the game to teach you!”

He ends up bringing you to the dance arcade game

You two start off doing fun, easy levels

Whether or not you’re good at the game-

You both end up laughing and enjoying yourselves

The game actually gives you a good starting point to learn some moves

If you want, Mikey would absolutely love to teach you a few moves of his own!

He always makes sure that you enjoy learning the moves

If you ever get frustrated, he’ll stop and opt to take a break

Maybe paint or bake with you!

He loves to pull you into a slow dance while baking

Nothing fancy, just swaying together

He gets the dorkiest grin on his face

“I love you so much.”

Pure romantic at heart

His favorite place to dance with you is in the kitchen

Big Red

Raph knows how to bust a few moves

But he’s not too great with anything fancy.

Usually it’s moves he learned with his brothers

But when one of his favorite songs comes on-

He just has to move around!

And to make things even better?

You were there, leaning against the wall watching him dance with a smile

“Hey, S/O- wanna dance with me?”

He holds his hand out to you with the biggest smile on his face

You of course, panic a bit and decline

You can’t dance at all

And you don’t want Raph to know that.

Raph gets a bit hurt at your immediate decline

And slightly self conscious

Did you not like his dancing?

Well sure it’s not great, but surely it’s not that bad

Or maybe you just didn’t want to dance with him, period?

He hoped not

He really hoped not.

You could see his slowly growing panic on his face

And immediately jump to try to reassure him

Giving excuses of being tired, or your knee hurting-

Anything to reassure him that he’s not the problem

Raph quickly realizes and recognizes your own panic and increasingly odd excuses

Who says they can’t dance because a pigeon looked at them wrong earlier?

Figures out pretty fast that you’re embarrassed and trying hard not to dance

He’ll grab your hands gently and bend down to your level

“Is everything okay?”

He’s so concerned, and his voice is so soft

Does his best to comfort you

Your heart melts.

You cave in and tell him about your nonexistent dance moves

And your embarrassment over it

Raph does this little “aww” and pulls you in for a hug

“Well, I can’t really dance either so don’t worry about it, S/o!”

Instead of busting any fancy moves,

He opts to just sway with you to the music

Occasionally twirls you around

Very soft and sweet with you

He also leans down a lot to cover your face in quick kisses

Loves the smile and laugh you do when he does that

Just wants you to feel happy and relaxed with him

Kind boi

I’m so sorry for the wait!

I hope you enjoyed ^^

Reblogs appreciated :3

#x reader #my writing #imagines #rottmnt x reader #tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt raph #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #tmnt 2018 #tmnt x reader #rise of the tmnt #neon leon #don tron #mystic mike #big red #the boys

[marvus-xoloto]

Can perhaps write mallek and/or lanque with a sick troll s/o who is just completely fucking miserable when sick??

So sorry I'm late anon; I wanted to finish up my last WIP before getting into another. I hope you're feeling better!! I wrote a silly little Mallek drabble FOR YOU! I am also residenting absolute evil when I'm sick, so I totally get it <3 This was a super fun lil fic to write, thanks for the prompt!! EDIT: Sorry, I missed the troll part of this ask! I really don't write that for future reference, unless it's either a headcanons only post (i.e. not fic) or canon chara x canon chara.

Osmosis Jones Was Blue, Too | G | 1426 words | AO3 link

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It's a well known fact that an object in motion stays in motion. What they don't tell you is: an object at rest is rarely allowed to stay resting.

You, however, have found your ace in the hole, your golden ticket: the word sick? Hell, even just the implication: it always brings the conversation to a grinding halt.

POLYPA: hey * me and tegs are * having movie night * POLYPA: subs * not dubs * YOU: Sorry Polypa, but I don't think that's a very good idea... POLYPA: i think it's * a great idea * POLYPA: do you know * how hard * it is to get * teg to agree * to * subs * YOU: I think I'm getting sick :(

Bam. Nipped that right in the bud.

VIKARE: ~ Heigh-ho old chum! ~ VIKARE: ~ How fares the winds your way? ~ YOU: Not great. I feel like teeth are growing in my throat and my nose is runny and dry. VIKARE: ~ Ah, yes, the dentification of the swallow collumn. We've all been there sport chin up.~ VIKARE: ~ And my word guy have I got some advice for you! ~ MSPAR: I think it's just, you know... VIKARE ~ Hey now chum why the sudden reticence? ~ YOU: The "s" word... you know... VIKARE: ~ What on Globgolyb's shifting seas man you put that word away. ~ YOU: I'm S VIKARE: ~Cease this at once. ~ YOU: i VIKARE: ~ Skies above! You don't have to do this!~ YOU: ck :( VIKARE: ~You WHAT!~ - VIKARE'S HUSKTOP HAS EXPLODED -

Second time proves the hypothesis.

Zebruh: ♦️ Good evening, my lovely, hornless friend. ♦️ Zebruh: I saw the video of you and the Grandmaster on chitter earlier this evening. Zebruh: Might I say you managed to look raidant. ♣️ Well, as radiant as one can next to the splendor that is Marvus Xoloto? ♣️ YOU: Gee, thanks for the neg. It's not just my legs that are running... Zebruh: Ahem. ♠️ Pardon? ♠️ MSPAR: Would you like a sinus infection, free of charge? Zebruh: Depends, ♦️ which sinus? ♦️ YOU: I'm sick, dunkass

Even though he seems to be feeling particularly conciliatory this evening, Zebruh hasn't responded to you in the twenty minutes that have passed since you dropped the dreaded S word.

But, ah here's the tricky part.

MALLEK: yo; MALLEK: sup; MALLEK: hey; MALLEK: i know you = there; MALLEK: i can see you through my viewfinder; you really need to update your passwords; MALLEK: wait; MALLEK: forget i said that; MALLEK: you = uh; typing a lot; MALLEK: i have a keylogger on your palmhusk; MALLEK: that = less creepy and invasive; MALLEK: right? YOU: No, not really. MALLEK: damn it; MALLEK: well i can see you through my viewfinder; MALLEK: and you look different; YOU: Yeah? Like what you see? MALLEK: did you secretly start the cyborgization process? YOU: Yes. That is definitely what's happening. MALLEK: without me :( MALLEK: actually can you ignore the frowny face; YOU: What frowny face? MALLEK: heh; MALLEK: so seriously; what = with the new look;

Ah. How do you drop the news without halting this conversation in its tracks?

YOU: Okay. YOU: Promise you won't freak out. MALLEK: "freaking out" =! in my vocabulary babe; YOU: I have noticed that trolls really do not like this word. MALLEK: uh-oh; MALLEK: = the word "intimacy" or "self-reflection?" YOU: Self-reflection is two words, Mallek. MALLEK: so; who = it exactly that you = getting intimate with; YOU: Besides you? This box of tissues is really getting a run for its money. MALLEK: heh; nice; MALLEK: i usually use a sock; YOU: OKAY?? That is not what I meant. GOD!

If you weren't flushed already from being sick, you are now.

MALLEK: okay; i = lost now; YOU: I just want to remind you that "freaking out" is not in your vocabulary. MALLEK: that = also two words; YOU: Yes. Glad we're on the same page. YOU: I am. YOU: Not. YOU: Unsick? MALLEK: what; YOU: I'm sick, okay?? And I'm miserable and nobody seems to care. MALLEK: i wish you would have told me; MALLEK: i could have spent more time with you; MALLEK: :( MALLEK: don't ignore that emoji; YOU: Sad face. Noted. MALLEK: should i get a hold of that rustie; MALLEK: you know; the one with the shovel? YOU: Unless he's the sole provider of benadryl and chicken soup on this planet, I think we can leave Fozzer out of this one.

And like that, the theory is concluded. Mallek does not text you back. You make a few silly faces into the view finder, but even that doesn't entice him to talk to you.

Frowny face. Not noted. Sigh.

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You only realize you've been dozing when a knock at your door wakes you up. The fatigue is like a physical thing, a weighted blanket sewn into your body.

The knocking is mostly a formality; each strike against the wood pulp sends the door rattling forward a few centimeters. This unexpected guest must be a friend.

But, as you open the door, a scream builds up in you so intense that you just. Scream. There's nothing poetic about it. It's been a long time since you've seen ET, but you do know "aliens" and "the dominant population, now in a hazmat suit" is never a meet cute.

"Who is in here!" you shout on instinct. You grab a paper cup of water and throw it at the intruder. It splashes harmlessly against their hazmat suit.

"Whoa! Hey!" calls a muffled but distinctly masculine voice from within. It gives you pause for all of about five seconds; why do they sound so familiar? Until the six foot long forceps come out.

"Get the hell," you pause to wipe your runny nose on your sleeve, and then cough for good measure, "away from me!"

It doesn't work; the forceps are headed your way. They grab you expertly by your midsection, you you simply flail around until you flop on the ground. Like a rabid fish out of water. The intruder gets in your space. You stick your middle finger up at them.

Then you kick them square in the belly.

They makes a noise like "oooaauuugh," and then "damn, you kick hard. It's me!"

Mallek unzips the front of his ventilation hood; beneath he is wearing an n-95 mask with the zig-zag of scorist. How did he get that on such short notice?

"What are you doing here?" you ask as he zips his hood back up. If you weren't out of breath from your stuffed up nose, you certainly are now after the fucking alien escape olympics.

"If I tell you, promise not to kick me again?"

"No," you say through a wry smile.

"Well then, maybe this will explain it." He sets down a lock box of some sort, roughly the size of a six pack. He fiddles with the top for a moment before it lets out a beep, and then the lid opens with an outpouring of steam. He takes the forceps again, uses them to remove the contents, and then sends them your way.

A perfect, plastic bowl of chicken soup, a two pack of pink and green sludge that you suspect is Alternian day and nyquil respectively, and a cellophane package of spoon, salt, and pepper is thrust your way.

"I'm the sole provider of chicken soup and benadryl on this planet," Mallek says, full of lumpy pride in his ill fitting hazmat suit.

Oh, he wasn't freaking out because you're sick. He's freaking out because he isn't 100% your sole provider, and also anxiously desperate to prove how much you need him.

"Nerd," you say, throwing the cellophane wrapper at him. It sails about two inches through the air before floating pathetically to the fround.

Well, shit. You're floating pathetically down, too.

You eat your chicken soup on the group, Mallek hovering over you from six feet away. Every cough and sniffle sends him lurching for the door; you make sure to do it as often as you can.

About halfway through your soup, Mallek asks, "are you going to die?"

The only part of his face you can see are his eyes, as large and shiny as porcelain plates.

Only Mallek can out-drama you regarding your own illness.

"Yes," you say. His face crumples even as you smile.

"Is the soup helping? I made it myself."

"Hm," you slurp your way through a thought. Surely, for all the mess and nastiness in his kitchen, he must have invented some super strain of anti-sickess, alien mold by now, right?

Mallek keeps staring at you with his big ol' eyes.

You smile. "Feeling better already."

#hiveswap #mallek #mallek adalov #mallek x reader #mallek adalov x reader #can you tell i jsut really wanted to write dialogue today?? lol #i did not edit this or reread it or anything so if theres typos lmk

[hydrangeyes]

Christmas Cookies

So if you don't know, Yes this already existed, my old account was deleted (accident but I can tell I won't be getting it back), and am reposting my old x male reader works!

I don't know if I saved all of them but here is one that was saved to my AO3 account.

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Prompt 1: Doing some Christmas baking, Male reader who loves to bake and has a quirk that helps them measure anything (they work in fashion), hinted distant family: Closed, Fatgum|Taishiro Toyomitsu

I like the thought that Taishiro can cook but has zero patience to bake lol, so his s/o does the baking

edit: hinted smut at the end

*does a little tumblr dance*

Fatgum|Taishiro Toyomitsu (My beloved <3)

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Sugar, check

Butter, check

Uhhhhhh.. Y/n stops mid reading as he tries to think over what exactly he was missing.

Everything seemed to be here. Everything he needed to make chewy sugar cookies and then some- “OH!!” Y/n shouts as it clicks, quickly putting down the unstirred bowl of raw cookie dough.

 He was forgetting molasses.

See this year, Y/n was planning to make not just gingerbread cookies but also a gingerbread house! After all it was a family tradition he enjoyed and well….It would also be his and Taishiro’s 2 year anniversary as a couple. Y/n felt his cheeks warm up at the pleasant memories and what it meant to make and decorate a gingerbread house together meant to him.

As in his family when single couples made one it showed that they were serious, a show of what could be their future together. It was silly and honestly a dated tradition. But if there was one thing he looked fondly on, it was helping his dad make one for his mother and getting the chance to make a mini dog house to match. 

Half the time both of them burnt the cookie sheet and his mom would come rushing in thinking they set something on fire.

Shaking his head to clear his thoughts, Y/n grabbed his phone and checked the time. Most stores were closing around this time and Taishiro should be coming home in 5 minutes. 

Maybe if he could make it if he ran out now. With that plane y/n was just about to shrug on his coat and shoes when the sound of  Taishiro opening the door echoed from down the hall.

“y/n! I got your text but uh..I didn’t exactly know which king of molasses to get?”

 Taishiro calls out mumbling the last part as he makes his way further into the apartment getting hit with the smell of warm vanilla. Y/n perks and rushes to him for a hug which taishiro gladly gave with one arm. “Tai-kun you are a lifesaver! Also welcome home~” y/n sighs out

Chuckling taishiro shuffled you both further into the living room, y/n finally letting go after calming down. He loves that taishiro has that effect on him. Y/n takes the back peeking into it seeing multiple bottles of molasses. Thinking that you’re well distracted sorting through those, Taishiro creeps into the kitchen following his nose.

Taishiro took in the sort of mess that was the kitchen. Y/n wasn’t the type to just leave a mess while he was cooking, so what was there was just extra dough and used equipment on standby.  Glancing back seeing his little chef heading his way still going through the bag, taishiro quickly snags a bit of the already mixed cookie dough.

“Ah! Taishiro Toyomitsu! Get out of here if you’re gonna snack on raw cookie dough!” Y/n huffs putting the bag on the counter to go and nudge him out. This man. “Waaah but Y/n it’s not like I’ll get sick from a little~” Taishiro whines playfully while watching you like a sad puppy.  Y/n sniffs unmoved, after all this isn’t the first time he did this.

“Sweetheart this batch is for your ducklings. I have something else for us.” he explains after a few more minutes of hearing Taishiro whine as you stir and shape the cookies. Taishiro shrinks and moves to wrap his arms around him laying his head on top of y/n. “Heh , off you’re still sweaty from work.” y/n mumbles half serious, didn’t really mind.

“Oh yeah? You didn’t have too but I’m sure the boys will love it…”

Y/n nudges the now empty bowl into the since and turns around to give him a kiss. “Mm of course I do. But for us, I’m thinking of a gingerbread house?” Y/n asks, picking at Taishiro’s shirt unsure. Taishiro thinks for a second, remembering a long while back y/n mentioning this to him. He blushes at the thought of his sweetheart willing to do this with him.

Quickly Taishiro lifts y/n up and onto the counter “stay right here.” He says quickly putting the cookies into the preheated oven and swiftly coming back to you. Making himself home between y/n’s legs, who chuckles sliding his arms over his shoulders. “Mm happy that I asked?~”

Taishiro nods nuzzling y/n neck and placing soft kisses there tugging the ends of his shirt. “I just love when you want to share these types of things with me. Gets me all warm and needy.”

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I love him. Anyway, I’m so hyped for christmas (quarantine really got me hopefully only another month) and this one was definitely self indulgent to kick off this whole holiday prompt thing.

I should say most will be unedited, just to keep it chill. so sorry for any mistakes lol

Edit: Lmao can you tell when in this timeline I made this?

#x male reader #mha taishiro #mha Taishiro x male reader #top male reader #Bhna x male reader

[sainotavailable]

pairings — Venti, Kazuha, Wanderer, Xiao, Kaeya, and Al-Haitham x gn!Reader

summary — You checked your pantry and wow! You don't have shit besides spiders chillin' in the corner of the cabinet. It's time to shop, and your s/o wants to go with you (or in Al-Haitham's case, you drag him along). Would he behave himself and is he OK to bring to society?

tags / warnings — crack / fluff / HCs, almost all of them are insane. kazuha is HIGH ASF, wanderer is an asshole (canon), venti and kaeya have crippling alcoholism, PDA, established relationship, please stop taking these men outside.

A/N — this is my first post. i'm sorry you had to read it but i just write stupid crack hc's or weird shit. also i'm crying because tumblr deleted the first draft i was gonna post. absolutely in tears rn.

Venti “Huh, you’re going to the market? Can I come, can I come!?”

As soon as you step foot into the market, expect him to dash in front of you in search for wine. If you’re in another nation or they’re sold out of his favorite booze, he will drop to his knees and BAWL (but it sounds rly pretty cuz he’s a good bard yk like a disney princess)

you urge him to stand up because he’s being embarrassing and that just makes him roll around on the dirty ass floor because he’s a fucking drama king. legit doing it to spite you even tho you didn’t do shit. however once he recovers he’ll…

put random shit into the basket (no he doesn’t need it he just thinks maybe in the future one of u might. please take it out)

will buy plastic bendy straws so he can drink his alcohol in a silly goofy way

will find a way to eat more than 1 free sample at the food stalls (has a fake mustache for this occasion)

if he finds wine that’s rly expensive he will attempt to seduce you into purchasing it for him (dont feed into his alcoholism)

will try to go into the basket (even if its handheld)

expect him to serenade you the entire time you're shopping, too

also he will hold ur hand and just be all over u. he loves u sm <3

will complain once he gets tired (its only been 10 minutes)

overall, terrible to bring. leave him at home

Kazuha “Oh, have we run out of goods? May I accompany you?”

As you shop, you kind of forget he’s even there until he picks something up to take a closer look and makes a comment. He mostly just chills and follows you around. But…

he actually might be high

how many nakuweeds did u have before you two left? did u count???

all of a sudden he’s adding random snaccs to the basket. when did he ever eat this shit?

as you watch him stuff a dozen doughnuts into ur basket that’s when u realize he might have some crazy munchies. maybe u should ask??

actually maybe not he looks really out of it. he ated all the weeds

as you try and put away some of the shit he put in you see him staring at the local cats

he doesn't know wtf is going on

you should probably go back home now

overall, probably fine to bring with you when he’s not high as a kite

Wanderer “Where are you going? To the market? . . . I better go with you—no, not because I want to, but because you’ll get that generic store brand shit.”

He’s mad and he doesn’t wanna be there, but bc you’re such an asshole who buys generic great value tea. anyways even tho he looks really mad, he doesn’t mind being with you (what a shit) will wander (heh) away from you and look at other stuff. if u try and contain him he’ll get pissy about it and insist he’s an independent puppet-man and he’s not gonna commit tomfoolery anymore. anyways so…

he doesn’t care if ur trying to save mora, he WILL have his namebrand inazuman tea!!!

maybe he won’t… because he understands prices are very tough right now. BUT its not because you told him to, you fucking box

gets PISSED and will become a karen if the cashier doesn’t say hi to him

our boy is toxic and i will not fluff him down this is just him and u like it

will slap your hand if you try and hold his hand. like, not hard. but like, the way a cat slaps your hand when its tired of you petting it.

will hold ur hand if u try a second time but his grip is rly tight cause bro is always tense asf

overall, don’t bring him if you like the store/market you’re going to. you might get banned

Xiao “You’re going to the market? I see . . . It’s getting dark out, so I’ll come with you.”

You know he’s anxious about being around so many people, but he wants to protect you <3<3 so he’ll overcome this obstacle and follow you around like a lost puppy…

actually he’s really close

like holy shit back up xiao, he’s right against ur back

you dont bother to say anything bc yk he’ll say some shit like “YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE ADEPTI”

actually maybe you should grab his hand because he legit looks like a deer in headlights

will hold ur groceries for you bc he’s so strong <3

u can't hold his hand because he's holding his giant fucking polearm "just in case" and holding your bags in the other, so maybe hold his arm??

he loves that shit even if he doesnt admit it

might suddenly leave with ur groceries if he’s called or some shit, will return with torn bags but its ok he did everything he could to fix it!

by fix it i mean now he’s just holding everything and pierced it into his spear

you should just be happy he has everything. don’t comment on it

overall, 10/10. besides the anxiety, he likes being near you even if he doesnt admit it. ur groceries are safe with him just like you are <3<3

Kaeya “Groceries? Oho, well. I have some time, why don’t I go with you? You’ll need a big strong captain to carry all your bags, after all.”

Even if you didn’t want to bring him, he’s coming with you anyways. I think the best part about Kaeya is he’ll stick by your side throughout the trip to the market and follow you around wherever you go.

Honestly, out of everyone else, it feels like he might be the best one to bring with you…

plez expect him to have an arm slung over your shoulders or snaked around your waist. he loves pda!

EXCEPT! he is the KING OF CONSENT(tm) he will only do it if you say its ok! what a sigma chad wtf

i hope you like talking because kaeya fucking loves chatting while shopping. he will not be quiet for long even if you tell him to stfu

even if you’re not the chatty type and you’re pretty quiet, he’ll talk for you. about his day, what he did that morning (even if u already know), what he’s gonna do later, he will not leave a single detail out.

hey btw remember when i said he won’t leave ur side? i lied. don’t trust anyone on the internet.

he will 100% leave your side for the booze market. he is more interested in imported wine that he can get his hands on

will return to you with 6 bottles and insist they’re for you both to share. please stop feeding into his alcoholism

he will carry your bags btw. all of them. he will have both arms packed with bags and won’t complain, might just tease you a little tho.

overall, a fantastic man to bring with you to grocery shop. can protect u cuz he’s a strong cavalry captain who will hold ur belongings without complaint. just feed him booze <3<3

Al-Haitham “. . . Fine, I’ll go with you to pick up some things. I need to pick up a new book to take to work, anyway.”

The moment you enter the marketplace, you most likely will never find your partner again. At least, not until later in your shopping trip. He literally disappeared, where the fuck did he go?

Its only half way through that you find him and see him sitting on one of the benches, flipping through the new book he purchased. You call for him, but his soundproof earpieces are in effect. You snatch the book out of his hands to get his attention and bother him enough to follow you. He lets out a sigh, but gets up anyway…

u rly should’ve left him there cuz he’s so quiet. he might still have his earpieces on.

he’ll follow you around by your side and he’ll hold your bags, too. he’s got big strong arms for a fuckin reason!!

half way through he’ll start reading his book again, sorry but shopping is rly boring to him ok

al-haitham isn’t a pda person btw don’t touch him

might hold ur hand.

will hold ur hand if the cashier is too sus for his liking

maybe

if you run into kaveh while shopping he will leave. if ur holding hands he will leave with u even if u didnt pay for ur shit yet.

overall, um. he’s definitely an option. he’ll hold ur bags??? he just wants to go back home

#alhaitham x reader #kaeya x reader #venti x reader #kazuha x reader #xiao x reader #wanderer x reader #crack fic #genshin impact #genshin x reader #plz dont take my writing srsly #genshin hcs #sai writes

[sanddusted-wisteria]

13, 15, 18, and 20 for Wisty!

Also a question directed to her: when did you realize you had feelings for our dear Director? 😳😳😳

Hi thank you so much for asking Mel 🥺 Sticking this under a Read More since as always I ramble lol

13. What’s their favourite Relic?

Wis really likes the floating galaxy! Ponder the O R B

[Fun fact: the floating galaxy is the only space related relic Qi's only neutral towards.]

15. Preferred method of travel? Do they prefer walking, yakmel carts, horse, etc?

For work, Wis likes to use the yakmel carts for the effimciency. Whenever a new yakmel station request comes up, it's the first thing she gets done. After a while, she gets a horse (she named her Beans bc she has a pinto coat lol), and that becomes her main way of traveling for work.

Outside of work though, Wis likes taking walks! Just a nice gander around town.

18. What’s their favourite holiday?

The Winter Solstice! It's just a nice time where everyone has fun together and celebrates the accomplishments of the last year. And with good eats, of course.

(When they're dating, Wis might be able convince Qi to go out for once and watch the fireworks with her on the roof of the research center <3)

20. What’s their family like? Are they close with them?

Wis's Pa and his family are mostly farmers. All of them are known to be a bit goofy, which is absolutely where Wis got a lot of her silliness from. It's a tradition for everyone in his family to be named after plants, and also to loudly declare "That's me!!" whenever in the presence of the plant(s) they're named after.

Wis's Ma and her family don't have a 'gimmick' like her Pa's family, but they're largely based in Walnut Groove and a bunch of them are artisans of some kind. Wis's Ma was actually who first encouraged Wis to be a builder! She's a tailor, and Wis set her up as a penpal with Vivi pretty quickly.

Wis doesn't have any siblings, but she and Nia hung out so much when they were little they're practically sisters. She'd love to go back and visit sometime...but there's no rest in Sandrock.

Also a question directed to her: when did you realize you had feelings for our dear Director? 😳😳😳

Wisteria: At first I thought he was just another weird researcher. The ones from Vega 5 are always the kookiest. He wasn't really giving me a whole lot of reasons to like him. Blunt, dismissive... And he basically was giving me relic fetching errands back to back. But!

Then the bridge job happened. I handed him that power core and all of a sudden, it was like I was talking to someone else. I never thought he was even capable of grinning like that. That's when I realized there was something more to him.

And I'd find out what that was pretty soon. I found the telescope, and as soon as Qi saw it, he started gushing about it at a mile a minute. Uh, but then he kicked me off the roof and didn't let me use it, and I got mad, but... The next day, he...he apologized. Genuinely. And then I realized that we had something really big in common.

Both of us...we have so much enthusiasm for what we do and what we like that it's bursting from the seams...but we never really had anywhere to apply it back where we came from. My workshop closed down and I had to work for hire, he could never get his doctorate and nobody would let him work for their labs. But now that we were here in Sandrock, we had the chance.

That was when I started talking to him more. Whenever he started rambling, I'd always let him talk. Even if I didn't understand a single word he said, heh. In my head, I told myself that I wanted to give him opportunities to share what he was working on, since no one else in town seemed to get it. And, I mean...that's not untrue...

But, um...

Well, I...

...I also...just liked seeing him smile.

[Wisteria is covering her face and blushing.]

aaaaaaaaa

#other shady business #my time at sandrock #mtas #mtas builder #mtas wisteria #thank u for letting me gush abt her 😭

[daz4i]

Hi hi my love!! ^^ So you asked for asks right? :3 I realize a lot of the times when I send you these I tend to ask you to rank stuff lol so I guess I'll lean into it? How about top 5 (or 10 if you have enough) anime series or top 5 (or 10) animated movies? :3 It's pretty general but I figure it should give you a lot of room to go over some of your favorites ^^ Sending love and good wishes!!! ❤️

ehehe thank you my love 🥺👉👈🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

i wanted to do both but then i did the top 5 anime and i got very carried away with my explanations so i kept it as just that. anyway:

1. haikyuu!! probably my favorite show ever tbh. i think hq has a perfect story, like it uses its genre to do everything right, and its impact on the outside world is amazing as well. as for the series itself, it's just beautiful (ignoring that one episode in season 4) and has a very unique style, stellar voice acting, awesome soundtrack, delicious symbolism, and it really gets you hyped for volleyball :P it's very easy to get attached even to the most minor character bc the story is written in a way that lets almost everyone in this HUGE cast (well over a 100 or even 150 named characters, i'm pretty sure) shine, and you're guaranteed to find someone you like. the only downside is you'll probably end up rooting for every team so eventually a team you like will lose a game (likely to another team you like) and that hurts every time fr. and still!!!!! it manages to be so feel-good and optimistic and really gets you pumped and inspired!!!! i think anyone who is even just open to try sports anime should check it out, it's def one of the most accessible I've seen in that genre (in a sense that it doesn't expect you to already be familiar with the sport to understand the story)

2. honestly?? osomatsu-san. probably bc it's very dear to me like emotionally, season 2 was still releasing when i was stuck in the hospital for a few months, and it was like a light i held onto every week (i was also following a few mangas back then but those were harder to follow. due to oso-san's skit nature it was always a good time) and i mean, ichi was my first f/o before i even knew that term existed hehe. it's one of these shows i wouldn't actually recommend to anyone unless i know they're ok with gross or edgy humor but i do think it's really good, i love how meta it is, and i think it uses its premise to deliver maximum entertainment!

(oh my god that was so much gushing abt a silly skit show i am so sorry <- guy who wrote most of the hq gushing after typing this part up. he was not aware)

3. ok so this one's really niche, idk if any of you have even heard of it heh. it's called bungou stray dogs-

ajdkflhlh while i have my gripes with how they adapt the manga, i do still think it's a very good anime as is. it was good enough to get me hooked on the story and characters and want to learn more and follow the story further, yknow? it's beautiful and i love its use of colors for symbolism, it has really great voice acting, and the energy is kept up throughout it enough to remain engaging. it's honestly a show I'd recommend everyone to at least try 🤔!

4. persona 4!!!! from one mediocre adaptation to a GREAT adaptation. i think p4's anime is really really well made - it manages to translate a game this long into a coherent and interesting story, gives its characters time to shine, and maintains a perfect balance between fun and emotions. also it has probably the best dub I've ever heard. naoto's anime voice dni. also i think episode 26 is a true masterpiece i think everyone should watch it

5. ngl. it's a three way tie for me. between shows i only watched once and don't have a lot of attachment to beyond that, but i think they're really good for very different reasons. gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun / great pretender / blue period. i won't go into details on why i love them all bc this post is already long enough. but if you're reading this you should check them out 🫡

also if this post convinces you to check out any show mentioned here you legally have to tell me ok? esp if you end up liking it 🧐🔥🔥

#long post #bc i can't shut up. sorry #thank you for the ask my dearest 🖤🖤🖤

[ihatebnha]

the gomez adams thingy SCREAMS todoroki to me lol he’s just such a “my love” kinda guy to me if that makes sense… i could see his entire camera roll just being pics of his s/o 🥺 (maybe some cats heh) also hi!!!!!! i love you & i hope you’ve been doing well <3

-oc anon

(link to Gomez post!)

OC ANON I SAY THIS EVERY SINGLE TIME BUT I WAS JUST THINKING OF YOU!!! Maybe it's cuz I'm always thinking of you, but... HI! I MISSED U!!!

LMAO though, you are SO right! That is definitely one of Todoroki's go to pet names and also probably how he would act drunk... formal yet unintentionally loving and silly. Plus, I'm sure someone would be around to take photos of him passed out too hee hee hoo hoo (and part of me wants to say it's Ochaco)...

I'm also kinda laughing though because you know his photos of you range from extremely good to extremely... candid, so to say... so the likelihood of him staring at a photo of you, I don't know, just eating chips on the couch in your underwear is VERY likely ajsdnjlkasdj. It's totally embarrassing... but also so sweet that he likes photos even like that🥺

Ehniwhey... I've been SOOO busy but, what about you??? I hope you're well and love you so berry mucho, too!!!💖💖💖

#todoroki #todoroki is the bf who's always taking pictures of u at weird times #screenshots all your selfies EVEN the silly ones #was gonna queue this but i know u might check in the morning so im just posting now #sorry ive left you on read for like. 5 months LMFAOOO #i actually wanted to message u soon and was working up the nerve #i have u on discord right? #idk who i have on there anymore or what ur tag is but i THINK i do #i will check soon #dskjfasdkkfa🥺🥺🥺🥺 ur so sweet tho im crying #ask #anon #caitie chats #oc anon

[dethbug]

FOR THE AMV ASK GAME 😏😏😏 Hot Mess, Everytime We Touch (can be either lickles or loffdensen OR BOTH 😁), and All The Things She Said? :)) 💗💗

HIII MIA ILY HELLO :-] erhh im in a loffdensen mindset today so i will go w him AHH heres a gif of the both of them though ^_^

🍷 HOT MESS :: Excluding your main f/o(s) you already ship with your s/i, is there any other characters from the source that would have a crush/romantic feelings for your s/i? Or, alternately, has your s/i been with anyone else before your f/o(s)?

uhhhh ... mia you already know all about this but uh.......... in my canon magnus and i dated and he just ... is forever obsessed.... just destiny/the prophecy never being in his favor things !!! but in all serious there is so much lore there...like... so. so much. DHFSJH i have a handful of drawings abt it its just none of them are finished...

but yes we met right after he was kicked out of dethklok and he never lets go >_>

🍷 EVERYTIME WE TOUCH :: How would your s/i describe your f/o? How would your f/o describe your s/i?

me describing charles > "Oh lord, where do I begin with that fool. He's silly! Sillier than he'd like to admit, that's one thing I really love about him. You think he's this uptight, business dude, but man. He's got some good impressions under his belt! Like... Facebones. Heh heh. I love that side of him, I love that he can make me laugh so easily. I love everything about him, honestly. The way he insists on doing skincare every morning and night with me, the way he always asks what I'm drawing when he sees me working on something new, the way his hands look. I've got it bad, don't know if it was obvious or anything. Dude's just okay I guess, heh heh."

charles describing me > "There was always something about her, you know...? Ah, the way she looks when she's focused. When she, ah, plays with her lip piercing when she's lost in thought. The way she lights up when she looks at me. I, ah, could... go on. The list is quite endless if I had to name everything I adore about her; But, ah, her fashion and the way she carries herself is a big one. To say she has a knack for enchanting me with every small mannerism would be an embarrassing understatement. I really love her... I love her a lot."

🍷 ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID :: If your character was a part of the original media they’re an insert for, how would the fandom treat them? How would they treat the ship?

in all honesty i think if i was canon in the mtl universe id be hit or miss with fans HDSFHJ unsure how to pinpoint why id think that -- i just think my writing is wayyy too dramatic and self indulgent BUT MAYBE IM WRONG im overly critical maybe people would think im girlboss idk HAJHDS BUT UHH i think people would like loffdensen :-] perhaps !! idk!!! i think its silly and i love a long ass slowburn the tropes like OHH BUT THE ODDS ARE AGAINST THEMMM...OHH ITS UNPROFESSIONAL.... but also like... destiny/the prophecy plays a big factor in it too so its like OOO AAA HDSHJ I DONT KNOW im a crazy person man

........ bonus magnus gif ........ he sucks [i am incredibly emotionally attached to my own fanon version of him]

#ty mia ily #[⛓️] go forth and die #[🐻] mr. roboto #[🐻🤍🦇] do you believe in love #[🚬] revenga #[🗯] asks.txt

[soulmatesthrough-death]

❗️🤝 🤡 🧍‍♀️😼 🎵 😎 + Wrench?

F/O Ask Game -- Part 2

❗️- Quick! Without thinking, tell me your favorite thing about your s/o!

   “Heh, not gonna lie...first thing that came to mind was their hair. Which is...sorta weird when there’s a lot to love about my Kat? But... I guess it’s just the fun of it, y’know?

   “The long hair I met them with... Seeing it grow out, getting to play with it... Helping fund the “chop off” process so they could feel better. It’s been a ton of fun. A way to show off their personality. Who they are. So... Maybe it’s a little less weird if I phrase it that way?”

🤝 - What is something in your relationship that you and your [s/o] mutually agree on?

   “Haha, typo! I gotcha, though. Anyways! So a mutual agreement, huh...? I mean, there’s a few things to pick from, but for the one that stands out...

    “First of all, sand is only cool in theory. You miss the beach until sand ends up in your pockets, your boots, (now our) masks... Your ass, still, somehow! Fucking incredible.

   “Also that the Siska movies are cringe, but in a way that has you laughing... So basically, they’re good cringe.”

🤡 - Do you ever embarrass yourself in front of your s/o?

   “When I first read this, I thought it said “does your s/o ever embarrass you” and I was trying to figure out if Kat ever did, intentionally or not...and I re-read it now to realize it’s if I embarrass myself in front of Kat?!

   “...The better question is when don’t I? Even now, I think I’ve got the “cool and suave” vibes going, only to trip on my sledgehammer or stumble over my words and fuck up my lines... We’re married, for fuck’s sake! You would’ve thought I woulda gotten better at all this, at some point.

   “...Well, not that I’m complaining, actually. Me messing up and looking like an idiot gets them giggling and happy, so... Ah, I guess I’ll settle for looking like some kinda dweeb around my partner.”

🧍🏽‍♀️- Has your s/o ever done something (purposeful or not) to embarrass you?

   “OH, I DIDN’T MISREAD!!! HAHA...! I still don’t know, actually. I’m trying to think up something that comes to mind, but... Most of the time, they’ve either been so cute that nothing else registers, or so awkward that I’m more worried about them than me. Y’know?

   “But yeah, they’re too much of a sweetheart to bully me like I do them. If I embarrass them, it’s all fun and games! But they never do the same back... Although, that might have something to do with us having different...thresholds for who considers what “embarrassing,” so I win more than they lose.”

😼 - Do you ever get jealous when your s/o pays more attention to a cute pet than you?

   “...No. Yes. Fuck! Maybe!?

   “...All I’m saying is I am totally, way cuter than a “puppy”...or cat...but I’ll admit defeat to Princess Leia. ONLY because she’s our baby!!! Any other cat or dog or horse...or whatever has no grounds to stand on!!”

🎵 - Give me a song that reminds me of your s/o!

   “Oh... Wow. Uh, I’m not prepared for this one, actually. We have a song together and it’s so “us” that I’ve never quite thought up a song that reminds me of KitKat...? Lemme check, though.

   “Hmm... Might have to go with Moon and Back by Alice Kristiansen. It goes both ways, but... The gentle tone of the song, overall sappiness, moon themes (right next to all things cats, they LOVE the space-stuff), support through rough times... Yeah. That’s my wifey.”

😎 - What do you do to impress your s/o?

   “Uhhh, a little bit of everything? Especially in the beginning! To...the point I was overbearing, yeah. But I really wanted them to like me. An embarrassing amount. Miiiight’ve gotten a little over the top, sometimes.

   “Now, though? I’ve actually calmed down. My biggest “love letter” to Kat was getting Princess Leia at all and... They recognize that. I get to live with this silly furball-baby and I...think that’s a break for awhile. Might get back into DedSec work...might find something new.

   “I’m still thinking about it. Kat wants kids someday, though, and I plan to keep impressin’.”

#Anon #Wrench answers #otp; purrfect anarchy #[W] also a break is BIG TIME what Kat needs #[W] I won't...no refuse to let em get too in their own head #[W] about....anything rlly #[W] I'll look out for em and...yeah #[W] kiss their ass to bed and all that

[peepingtoad]

@minaa-munch​​ said: Do you have any headcannons with regards to Jiraiya and fuuinjutsu? The Sannin are part of the few shinobi who exhibit sealing prowess after all. | headcanon asks | always accepting! |

Hello again! First off, great question because it’s always been vexing to me that the Sannin are all so skilled in this area, and yet fūinjutsu overall is such an underexplored, underexplained discipline in general. On the other hand, this gives us a lot of room to have fun with it (which I think I’ve yet to really make any specific headcanon for) so here we go!

What I’ll say first is that I’ve been waiting (I dunno why, because nothing was stopping me) for a reason to post this particular thing for so long now, but in regards to the origin of Jiraiya’s skill in fūinjutsu, I see Danzō being the one to introduce him to it and initially mentor him in his youth—I’d say from perhaps age 13 or 14, for a couple of years. And for this I’ve thought of a few main reasons it’d come about:

Plain and simple, Danzō is keen to piss off Hiruzen by snagging his students because he’s a salty and bitter old goat—and at this point Orochimaru isn’t quite on the cards, what with still comfortably being Hiruzen’s favourite. Meanwhile Jiraiya is underestimated and somehow, despite being the way he is, manages to fly under the radar a lot. The raw potential is there too, and it’s intriguing to him.

To expand on Jiraiya going unnoticed, he is also basically an orphan, with no parent present enough to ever interfere. This is an important factor that Danzō no doubt values in the early stages of building ROOT—and whatever its intentions were at the time, Danzō was not particularly a shady guy at this stage. He could scope out the talent relatively unbothered.

But young Jiraiya’s talents are definitely something he’s seeking out, knowing he eventually wishes to operate from the shadows, to have people who can blend in seamlessly—and Jiraiya, being so personable and capable of ‘acting natural’ to the most human degree, is a great candidate for such a job. Sometimes he barely even seems like a shinobi at all, and that’s a strength for a spy.

Of course, after a few infuriating years he learns that basically everything about Jiraiya as a person is fundamentally unsuited to the type of work he wishes to do through ROOT. What a waste of time, huh?

So with some degree of general mentorship and information-digging going on, Danzō offers some training across various specialties and thus discovers that Jiraiya has a natural flair for fūinjutsu. In fact, despite being a slow and steady learner in many other areas of shinobi discipline, he takes to this like a fish to water. Book-learned basic principles aside, I imagine it’s a very hands-on, intuitive skill that requires great creativity to expand on the knowledge already possessed—which is probably minimal, besides Danzō’s own and the previous Hokage’s contributions, based on how relatively early Konoha is in the whole ‘document everything’ game (relatively).

Needless to say, Jiraiya has the creativity down pat. He designed the seal to suppress the Kyūbi chakra, after all, and was even proficient enough to seal Amaterasu. Hell, his toad-themed jutsu in themselves are quite the exercise in creativity, so even though Jiraiya turned out to be no good for ROOT, he would use that brilliant(!) mind to go on to play a part in developing many seals commonly used among Konoha shinobi today.

His main forte, or at least the area of fūinjutsu where he really went wild, is the design of numerous paper/scroll/tag-based seals, lending to the general convenience of use for shinobi of all ranks. They’re easy to pack, carry and replicate which helped to ensure that units were more prepared than ever. Chiefly, sealing elemental jutsu (exemplified by sealing Itachi’s Amaterasu fire) and weapons within scrolls, along with chakra suppression, vocal silencing, paralyzing and tracking seals. He didn’t invent these manners of sealing by any stretch, but made the designs more... streamlined? Accessible? More simple to draw and execute, I imagine, being generally simpler himself and not so constrained by the rigid teachings of any given clan. 

As an aside—the reason he was so focused on sealing objects at all was so that he could bring Items He Should Not Have into Places They Weren’t Welcome, while being more difficult to notice doing so. Make of that what you will. (It’s booze-related because isn’t it always? Hell, maybe even some of that dank Myōbokuzan kush that the toads are blatantly always smoking in those fancy kiseru... am I joking? Who knows)

Anyway. His weapon seal would go on to inspire Tenten’s technique of sealing many weapons at once. Again by no means did he invent this technique, because this is Tenten’s baby (plus he’s no bukijutsu specialist!), but the theory had its basis within the seals he designed for simple and chakra-efficient storage of weaponry.

Again being very much geared towards paper and tag seals, much of Jiraiya’s training that was unique to Konan, along with combining toad oil/fire and paper, was teaching her fūinjutsu and brainstorming ideas to make her paper jutsu even more formidable and unpredictable than before. We of course see her using all those explosive tags in the fight with Obito, but I think Konan + paper seals doing all sorts of shit, releasing sealed jutsu and who knows what else... was a missed trick!

While I believe Mito definitely had influence on Jiraiya’s fūinjutsu, I think it was indirect, and any learnings of Uzumaki sealing will have been passed to Jiraiya through Kushina and/or what Minato learned through Kushina (who in turn learned most heavily from Mito). My reasoning for this is that as the first jinchūriki, Mito seemed to be far more isolated than later hosts would be, particularly in her older years—and I don’t see there being much inclination to share Uzumaki sealing secrets with someone with no ties to the clan. Kushina and Tsunade? Yes. Random little ragamuffin? Perhaps not.

... I’ve already rambled on a fair bit and think I’m out of proper ideas for now, so I’m just gonna take a moment to list some short/stupid fūinjutsu-related headcanon ideas now:

When he calls Orochimaru’s work sloppy that one time, it’s a big ol’ front. But he does still think this is one area where he’s better than Oro. Nyehhh.

Why yes, of course he has seals for sexual use! Climax-blocking, stamina refreshing, instant shibari (chakra or actual rope), all over stimulation via the mildest raiton contained in a seal? You bet!

Released a book of ‘prank seals’ including ‘poof the object into nonexistence’ and ‘release deluge of oil’ and ‘suddenly frog’ amongst many others. This book is illegal in most countries.

He once sealed (and I guess, technically stealed bwahahaha) a hotel jacuzzi when he was drunk, forgetting that there was no such thing as plumbing on the road, and its not exactly the same experience having to make all that hot water yourself

No appropriate place to piss? SEAL IT. BANISH IT. OR USE IT AGAINST YOUR WORST ENEMIES.

Once heroically sealed an entire town’s vermin infestation, forgot about it, then accidentally released it later. Is now barred from that ryokan, forever.

Has an entire scroll devoted to condoms

And another devoted to flavoured lube.

Not so stupid, but the need for rapid seal-drawing helped him to develop his ambidexterity to the point where you can barely tell what his dominant hand originally was (however he places down his left hand to summon in all early manga panels I remember at least, which indicates that as a child he signed it with his left hand).

He’s able to store Gerotora easily with a seal concealed in his throat. That’s why it’s so easy for him, not because of some other gutter-brained reason, honest.

He got really good at kanji through learning fūinjutsu. It arguably helped him along in his writing career—especially when writing more traditional style poetry.

#minaamunch #honourable mention to awintersrose for being so receptive to the danzo thing and helping me justify it ;o; #a trusted and valued fren to bounce ideas off and feed back - so some of the little details might also be her input #also to my s/o for some of the silly ones heh #bloody soundsketch #{memoirs(headcanons)} #{long post} #{rated:m} #{fanmail} #{chikaratochakra | prowess headcanons}

[twstwonderlandstuff]

Hello~! I would like to request a romantic scenario in which Riddle Rosehearts plans to propose to his fem! s/o, asking her to be his future wife. Takes place after the events of Ghost Marriage. Make it super fluffy, please? Thanks!

A/N: he's so damn cute man like dang

reqs open!

I hope I did the prompt justice! Also if you spot a reference to something... iykyk

Riddle sighs, crossing his arms as he walks with you, his wedding suit battered. Fighting the ghosts was no easy feat, and it showed on his suit. Even the rose Malleus fashioned for him was crumpled into bits. 

"How exhausting." He mumbles, casually intertwining his hands with yours. "To think that Ace would be the one to solve the debacle."

You hum in agreement. "At least Eliza gets her happy ending. She looked pretty happy with Chubby, don't you think?"

"It would be better if she didn't call me short..." Riddle murmurs, getting angry just thinking about it. "I still have 2 more years to grow!"

"Yes, yes." You agree nonchalantly. "Who knows, you might just beat Floyd one day- Ow-!"

You laugh out loud when Riddle hits you on the shoulder, but you know he means no harm. "...but that proposal Chubby made was pretty cute, don't you think?"

"It is quite cute." Riddle agrees, falling into silence. You take notice and do the same, letting the sounds of the night fill in the silence instead and the warmth of his palm envelope yours.

He accompanies you to ramshackle and drops you off. "i'll see you tomorrow, my rose."

"Goodnight, Riddle. Sweet dreams." You give him a chaste kiss on his forehead, and grin when he blushes. 

"Don't just suddenly--!"

"Heh." You grin smugly, eyes squinting at his reaction.

"Don't look so smug." Riddle retorts, determined to fluster you. You can see the small smirk on his face as he leans down to kiss your hand, letting his eyes meet yours before letting go, his smirk growing when he sees you flush.

"...that's not fair, come on!" You groan, covering your face with one hand as you push him out of Ramshackle. "You're such a tease sometimes!"

Riddle smiles at your reaction. "I believe you started this, yes?"

"Oh, you- urgh- just... goodnight." You huff, gently shut the door to Ramshackle as Grim ‘Ewwwww!!!’’s out a reply. How did you score such a cute boyfriend, seriously?

On the other side of the door, Riddle's blush appears in full swing as he recalls your cheeky grin. The grin you often show when you manage to surprise him, either through your actions or your words. It makes his heart race stupidly face, but he can't bring himself to tell you to stop.

His thoughts lead into the happenings of today- fighting with ghosts, racing with his classmates to get through Eliza, donning on suits- he smiles softly when he remembers your enthusiastic reaction to his suit and wonders... Will you react the same if you both got married?

Surprising himself with the question, Riddle attempts to shake it off, but he can't get it out of his head. Now, his head is filled with visions of you in a wedding gown, looking oh so radiant under your natural glow, with Grim as the ring bearer, trying miserably not to cry. Perhaps Trey as his best man, who dons a green suit.

The wedding is filled with red roses, decorated just the way the two of you wanted, and he can (for some reason) imagine Floyd shrieking about how he never thought a shrimp and a goldfish could ever get married.

Finally, it leaves him as your groom. Older, wiser, more mature and hopefully, the happiest he'll ever be. Happy to be by your side for now, for later, and for forever.

Its only after this thought does he realize that he's been standing outside Ramshackle this whole time, probably looking a little silly, because he feels his cheeks pull at a smile he can't stop.

Maybe he should write this all down. For precautionary measures. Just in case something happens. Or something. It's better to be safe than sorry, is what he reasons with himself as his pace quickens to his dorm, but he knows he can't fool himself with this one.

One day, far into the future, he'll pluck up the courage to propose to you but for now, he'll settle on imagining it all pan out in his room, scribbled nonsensically on a notebook.

#riddle rosehearts #riddle rosehearts x reader #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst wonderland #twst #fem reader #fem! reader #lightly bullying him for being short #cherry picking

[undertale-writing-times]

uf, ut, us skellies with an s/o who, for Halloween, literally just wears the skellies clothes please? ^v^

Aw man, I missed Halloween :(

I'm real sorry. Forgive me T^T

I uh have no idea why this one was so hard for me? I had to rewrite a few of them like five times! I couldn’t think for some reason but hey, it was fun. 

Sans- Do you want to do this? For real? Okay fine, you kill him. You killed the skelly boy. He woke up a bit earlier than he normally would, only because he wanted to get ready to go for Halloween. He was going to wear his normal clothes then a piece of paper that said "error 404. Costume not found" he thought it would be a funny costume, because it is a costume while he's also allowed to be lazy! Yet when he tried to find his clothes, mostly his jacket, he couldn't find it? He found pants, his shirt, but not his jacket? Also his slippers were gone too... he looks around, rubbing his hand on his skull feeling a little confused. "Huh..." he mumbles to himself and starts to walk downstairs, covering his mouth with his hand yawning "Hey Paps, hope not to bug ya, but I think someone is tryna jacket my clothes" he tried to joke, even if he was a little nervous. Did someone break in or... oh wait. He stops seeing S/o sitting on the couch getting their makeup done by Frisk who was also dressed as a skeleton but S/o was wearing his clothes. The clothes were a little baggy on them and he smiles, much bigger than before, his cheeks tinting a blue color. God they looked adorable... then he heard a shout from behind him "Brother!" He yelps jumping away staring at his brother, then over at the others, seeing Frisk start to giggle. Oh that's so not fair.

Papyrus- Well Halloween was going to be a holiday that he was very excited about! Why? Because he saw many skeletons sure... they were naked skeletons but still skeletons! That must mean that this holiday is for them, right? When he asked Sans, Sans agreed so that must be true! His brother would never lie to him, right? Yeah... yeah of course not. When he got out of the shower to get ready in his costume, he heard some slight sounds coming from his bedroom making him hum looking at the door "Hmmm I wonder what that must be?" he finished getting dressed first. He was going as a knight! He did want to be part of the royal guards, but this was different. When he came out of the bathroom he tried to find his scarf but he couldn't find it in his room! Or the rest of his battle body! Gasp! Someone has stolen from the great Papyrus! He huffs at the thought and runs downstairs holding up his hand as he did so. "Brother! Datemate! Frisk! Somebody has stolen the Great Papyrusus battle body!" Frisk looks over from where they were laying on top of Sans who was asleep. Little baby child. The other person was his datemate, who was wearing his clothes! He blinks once then twice, and points at them "It is you!" they giggle turning their head away. He squints at them but smiles not being able to help it well... he was always smiling but he smiled more than he did! They held up their hands, the gloves were much too big, and they say "The great S/o would never steal anything!" he walks over, putting his hands on their cheeks, laughing a soft nyeh heh heh. This was so silly.

Red- To be honest, to him, he thought that Halloween was stupid and a waste of time but his S/o seemed weirdly excited for it so he guessed he could agree to try it? His brother most likely wasn't going to do anything or if he did, it would most likely be because of Noodle. Ugh that other stupid Papyrus was annoying... whatever. He wakes up and slowly sits up, stretching his arms above his head letting out a yawn. His eyes scan around looking for his jacket that he most likely left on the chair beside the bed but... it wasn't there? What the? He frowns pushing himself to get up "ugh come on, what the fuck?" Did Edge take it again to try to clean? That fur on the collar needs to be cleaned in a certain way damn it! He grabs his shirt, slipping it on over his head then starts to stomp downstairs grumbling under his breath in annoyance. He hated it when Edge tried to do things with his stuff, always yelling at him ughhhh... oh wait. He stops walking, staring forward his eye shines disappearing. He saw S/o wearing his clothes sitting on the couch, painting Frisk's face humming under their breath while Flowey was eyeing them from where he was. He slowly looks back at his S/o feeling his face start to grow hot. Oh damn... okay... fuck shit. He teleports away covering his hands with his face. This so wasn't fair...

Edge- If Edge was to be fully honest, he didn't know how to feel about the whole Halloween thing. So for a few days before, he started to study it, what was the reasoning behind Halloween? Why was it called that? Given what he read, Halloween goes all the way back to a festival that was called Samhain, and the word comes from All Hallows' Eve... Long ago the humans believed the boundary between this world and the next became thin, allowing them to connect with the dead and other creatures. They wore costumes to hide away and disguise themselves away from being seen by ghosts and monsters. Ugh to be honest, Edge didn't think that that was the best holiday, just because it seems all people care about now is candy and getting drunk or trying to look 'sexy' which is just gross. Guess he could deal with it though... for his Datemate, because they seemed excited about it. On the day he woke up feeling groggy, as he was still not too used to sleeping much. With a mumble he rubs at his eye sockets wondering just how long it's been since he fell asleep? He wasn't too used to sleeping but he's been trying to get better with that. He reaches over to grab his scarf off the bedside table but he didn’t feel it making him pause and he looks around where the hell was his scarf?! He huffs in annoyance and stands up stomping downstairs still in his pajamas, which were evil pajamas, and shouts “You useless bag of trash! Where is my scarf?!" S/o who was painting Frisk's face looks over with big eyes. They were wearing his clothes and his scarf, they sink down and frown starting to unravel it "I-I'm real sorry Edge, I thought you'd like seeing this" Oh shit. Edge quickly shakes his head, moving closer and fixes the scarf around their throat "No, I do, I thought my lazybones of a brother took it" he looks them up and down and smiles, tracing his fingers along their leg "you look nice in my clothes" Frisk covers their eyes as Edge pecks at their lips for a kiss. Oh yeah, totally worth it now. 

Blueberry- It took forever for Blueberry to fall asleep, and he's a very light sleeper, and waking him up would get him pretty annoyed, to be honest. That's one reason why he didn't sleep that often, and normally only did when he fully had to and even then he would sneak away to sleep. Nobody knew about that! Funnily enough. When he woke up that day he climbs out of his bed but flops down onto the ground letting out a small groan, just laying on the ground for a little while. Ughhhh... he was still so sleepy. He just needed to get up and move around and he'll wake up. He pushes himself to get up off the ground holding the blanket around his shoulders, walking downstairs feeling the coldness under his bones... he walks into the kitchen ignoring the world around him and takes out the orange juice, pouring himself a glass of orange juice and grabs an egg cracking it into the cup, his skull resting against the cabinet. Stretch looks over from where he was drinking his honey and makes a tsh sound since that was gross "So... bro, did ya see what your datemate was dressed as?" Blueberry reaches up taking the cup up and drinks it, tilting his head back then looks over and shakes his head so he walks back into the living room and perks up quickly when he saw his S/o wearing his clothes, fixing up their clothes. He grins and tackles them excitedly "You're wearing my clothes!" He laughs. He found it so cute!

Stretch- Halloween was one of Stretch's favorite holidays after getting above ground. People give you candy just for coming to their house dressed up? How cool is that? S/o told him that they had something planned for the holiday! They didn't tell him what it was though, which was just a little annoying to him. He only disliked it because he was excited to see it! Not fair. Now it was finally the day of hollows, his alarm going off which he literally set! He almost never does that, but he wanted to get up a little early to make sure things were set up. While he set up the holiday stuff his bro said "I wish you'd take your job this serious" Stretch just laughed. Now that he was awake though, he was a tad confused. Where did his hoodie go? Did Blueberry take it to be washed? He looks around his room, but shakes his head yawning and goes downstairs. Chara seemed excited playing with plastic bats and his S/o was there too, how cute... He walks into the kitchen but does a double take. Wait was... He smiles and walks over leaning onto the couch "hey hunbun... You tryna steal my job or something?" They were wearing his hoodie and pants it seemed. They look up and grin explaining that this was their costume! Going as the best datemate ever. Stretch nearly damn cried y'all.

#Underfell #Underfell Sans #Underfell Papyrus #Undertale Imagines #Undertale Sans #Undertale Papyrus #Sans #Papyrus #Sans X Reader #Reader X Sans #Papyrus X Reader #Reader X Papyrus #Underswap #Underswap Sans #Underswap Papyrus #Halloween #Halloween Prompt #Halloween Ask #Open Asks #Undertale Ask Blog #cuties #Thank you for the ask! #Asks are open #Undertale Headcanons #Undertale Headcanon

[dialovers-translations]

Diabolik Lovers DARK FATE ー Carla Ecstasy [04]

[Prologue] [01] [02] [03] [04] [05] [06] [07] [08] [09] [10] [Epilogue]

ー The scene starts on the balcony

Yui: So this is where you’ve been, Carla-san.

Carla: ...It’s you. What’s the matter? Having trouble falling asleep?

Yui: ...Yes. Besides, I was worried because you seemed to be feeling unwell...

Carla: Do not underestimate me. Worried about me?

That’s not nece...Ugh.

*Rustle*

Yui: ...! Are you alright!? 

Carla: ...Yes. I will call it a day after I’ve gazed at the moon for just a bit longer. 

Yui: A bit longer, you say..?

( I wonder why he won’t take better care of his own health? )

( Am I just too paranoid? ...I don’t think so though. )

Then, why won’t you sit down at least? By standing, you’ll only demand more of your body...

Carla: Good idea...

You should...hurry back to your room. 

Yui: N-No...! I’ll stay here with you!

( I took a seat next to him without thinking. Being this close is kind of making me nervous... )

( B-But...! )

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: ーー !! C-Carla-san...!

Carla: What?

Yui: U-Um...! If you won’t lie down just yet, then please...Rest your head against my shoulder at least...!!

*Rustle*

Carla: You...What on earth are you doing?

Yui: ( I-I actually did it...! B-But! If this will help him feel at least a bit better... )

Carla: Heh...You have quite the nerve, acting in such a way towards me. 

Yui: I-I’m sorry...

( Am I going to get scolded...? )

Carla: I suppose I shall borrow your shoulder for a bit then. 

*Rustle*

Yui: ( Eh...? )

Carla: What’s wrong? Your face appears to be flushed. 

Yui: ...! T-That’s not true!

Carla: Heh...You silly girl. Did you already forget that you were the one who boldly invited me? 

Yet you’re growing flustered now? 

Yui: W-Well...

Selection

→ Deny it (S)

Yui: I-I’m not flustered! I’m perfectly calm...

I’m sure you were only imagining things when you thought my cheeks looked red...

*Rustle*

Carla: Then, when I move this close, I surely will not make the same mistake. 

Yui: ーーー!!

Carla: What’s the matter? Should I move even closer? 

Yui: I-I’m sorry...! I actually got nervous because you were so close to me...

→ Admit it (M)

Yui: U-Um...I was actually nervous. 

Carla: ...Is that all? 

*Rustle rustle*

Yui: ...Ah...!!

Carla: How does it make you feel...when I move this close? 

Yui: I-I was actually flustered...A-Also...I can’t explain very well, but...

When your face gets close to mine...It makes my heart race...

Carla: ...Heh.

Yui: ( When he makes this kind of expression, I can only assume that he’s being a tease and making fun of me...!! )

( Still...I guess he must be feeling better if he has the energy to tease me. )

Carla: ...

Yui: ( Wait...! His breath just hit my neck...! )

Carla: This is your penalty for being so disrespectful towards me. ...Now close your eyes for a bit. 

Yui: ...I-I can’t.

Carla: Close your eyes. 

Yui: O-Okay.

ー She closes her eyes

Yui: ...

Carla: ...

*Smooch*

Yui: ( ...! He...kissed my neck? )

ー She opens her eyes again

*Rustle rustle*

Carla: Heh, enough games for today. ...I should go rest up soon. I believe it is time you return to your room as well. 

*Rustle*

Yui: Y-Yes. 

ー Carla goes back inside

Yui: He left...I guess that means he’s fine now...? 

( I feel as if my attempts to help him simply ended with me getting toyed with... )

( Also, the kiss on my neck from earlier. That was also just him...messing with me, right? )

( Still...For some reason, it made me really happy somehow )

ー Yui heads inside as well

ーー TO BE CONTINUED ーー

#diabolik lovers #dialovers #carla tsukinami #dark fate #diabolik lovers translation #dfcarlaecstasy4

[valkyrieofsmut]

Pov 😏

Randomly selected- the date with Blue from Blue's pov.

Story

“LET’S GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL BEFORE WE GO,” Blue suggested, trying to pull his eyelights away from (Y/n).

“Ok,” she agreed, wiping any crumbs from her face as she stood.

They tossed their trash, then walked over to the line and patiently waited, finally getting in one of the bench seats and pulling the bar down before it started moving.

They slowly rose to the top, Blue looking out over one side and chuckling about being able to see his bike.

The world was washed in bright, bright sunlight, making it easy for them to see everything.

The wheel went around again, and slowed down as they neared the top.

“Wow,” Blue murmured, scooting closer to (Y/n), feeling his magic rush a bit as his arm touched hers. He leaned a bit closer, his shoulder now pressed to hers as the hand farthest from her reached out to point at the horizon. “Look At The Way The Sun Is Shining Off Of The Water Way, Way Out There…” The breath from his voice blew against her neck, making a shiver roll down her spine, and he looked her over. “It’s Such A Beautiful View…”

As he let his arm fall, his other hand landed on hers where it laid on her thigh. Perfectly timed, and on target. He was holding her hand. A burst of happiness bubbled up inside him.

(Y/n)'s eyes darted to him, but Blue moved his eyelights so he was watching the view as they finished rising.

He didn’t take his hand from hers the rest of the ride, content to hold it and let his pinky phalange brush over her thigh underneath. Her skin was so soft... He was having trouble being content with keeping to only his pinky, but he did his best.

When they reached the ground, Blue checked the time, giving a sigh. “I’M SORRY, (Y/N), I’VE GOT TO TRY TO GET A NAP FOR TONIGHT; I’M ON DUTY AT THE FIREHOUSE.”

“You- I thought you were in the Royal guard…?”

“YES, BUT I VOLUNTEER AS A FIREFIGHTER AT THE FIRE STATION,” he reminded her.

“Oh, right… Wow, Blue, I didn’t know that I was keeping you up- we could have gone a different day,” she apologized.

“NO, IT’S FINE! I’LL GET A NAP, AND THEN I’LL PROBABLY SNOOZE A BIT LATER WHILE I’M THERE,” he assured her. “AS LONG AS THERE’S NOT A CALL, IT’LL BE FINE.”

“Well… Thanks for inviting me, and staying awake,” she told him.

Blue grinned up at (Y/n) as they walked away from the fence surrounding the fair, headed into the parking lot. "DID YOU HAVE FUN?"

"I had a lot of fun," she told him, her face also turned up in a grin.

"I'M SORRY WE COULDN'T GO AT NIGHT, THOUGH, I BET THE LIGHTS ARE EVEN MORE AMAZING."

"Probably brighter, anyway. But, your work at the fire station is really important, too. Saving people's lives and stuff," she told him.

Blue chuckled. "I'M NOT GOING TO BE SAVING LIVES, AT LEAST, I HOPE NOT. BUT THE OTHER VOLUNTEERS AND I PLANNED TO WATCH SOME MORE OF THIS SHOW WE STARTED TOGETHER, WITH POPCORN AND THINGS."

"That sounds fun," (Y/n) told him as they arrived back at his bike.

"IT USUALLY IS." He paused and turned to her, "I… DON'T WANT THIS DATE TO BE OVER, YET, (Y/N), BUT… I KNOW YOUR LEGS ARE TIRED... CAN WE SIT HERE FOR A BIT?"

(Y/n) looked around at the hard, gravely ground. "Um, I… I don't think it would be comfortable…"

"MWEH HEH- ON THE BIKE, SILLY," Blue told her, gesturing at the seat.

"Oh," (Y/n) chuckled, looking at it. "Won't it be awkward while not being able to see each other?"

Blue gave another soft chuckle. "HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU. CLIMB ONTO THE BIKE, BACKWARDS, AND SCOOT AS CLOSE TO THE HANDLES AS POSSIBLE."

She did, and Blue followed her on, sitting close to the back of the seat.

"ALRIGHT, NOW, SIT, AND LIFT YOUR LEG, AND PUT YOUR TIBIA ON MY FEMUR- UM, YOUR… SHIN ON MY THIGH," he told her, holding out his hands to help her stay steady as she moved into place.

(Y/n) settled back, shins on Blue's femurs, and he held her weight easily. She sat back, and Blue settled his warm phalanges on her bare skin just above her knees, almost touching the sides of her thighs as he kept her stable so she didn't fall over.

Stars... so soft... his fingers flexed the smallest amount and he quickly checked his gaze to make sure it was in an appropriate area. He needed something to distract himself from how soft her skin was- quick!

"WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE RIDE, (Y/N)?"

"It's hard to pick, they were so fun- most of them, anyway," she admitted with a laugh.

"YOU DID SCREAM PRETTY LOUD ON THAT ONE ROLLERCOASTER," he agreed with a chuckle.

(Y/n) made an offended noise and waved her arms a bit. "It felt like it was going to break!" She objected as Blue laughed at her antics. "I thought I was about to be thrown off!"

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THINK I'D LET THAT HAPPEN," he told her. "THERE'S NO WAY I'D EVER LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU," he told her, staring into her eyes as his hands tightened on her, then murmured, "I'd Rather Dust…"

Blue was floating, trapped in her eyes, unable to look away from her gaze. His phalanges slipped down behind her calves and then, as she slid down the slope of the bike toward him, he leaned over her, the sight of her under him setting his magic lower as he pulled her thighs over his and felt the warmth between her thighs get closer. His hand touched her cheek, phalanges brushing along her jaw and he heard her breath catch in her throat.

Blue's teeth met her lips as their eyes fell shut. He didn't want to scare her off with his intensity, and wasn't sure of her experience with kissing monsters, so he was gentle, a soft pressure just letting her know he was there, giving a couple small nudges against her lips before parting them gently with his teeth. When their tongues met, it was a soft meeting, a gentle investigation, sliding along one another to learn about each other, inviting her to explore him as much as he wanted to explore her, but letting her set the pace.

(Y/n)'s hands touched his chest, her palms running over his sternum and ribs, then slid up to his shoulders as a soft breath left her.

A groan rumbled in his chest and he pulled just an inch away for a breath before going back to her mouth. His hand still cupped her jaw, his tongue pressing in with more passion than before, feeling along her tongue and exploring her mouth as his other hand slid up to her hip, pulling her closer.

Mmmm... he could feel that heat, teasing him- just within his reach, but hidden.

(Y/n) gave a gasp for breath between each movement of their mouths, her fingers finding the edge of his bandana, slipping under it and around to the vertebrae at the edge of his shirt collar. Her fingers explored the ridges of his vertebrae, and Blue pulled her closer against him, a growl coming from him as he kissed her harder. (Y/n)'s fingers tightened on him, the hand not on his vertebrae curling around his shirt at his clavicle. His hand tightened on her hip, holding her tighter against him, and he felt a moan leave her against his teeth as the hunger in the kiss grew.

Blue felt so warm, his bones heating up with magic as his body prepared again for what it had been craving for weeks. He didn't even realize that he was shifting over her body, the bulge between his femurs pressing harder against her core. His hips shifted, and he started grinding against her. She was driving him crazy when she rubbed between the spinous process of his cervical vertebrae, keeping him groaning and grinding firmly against her as they continued exploring each other's mouths.

(Y/n)'s knees wrapped around Blue, her body arching up to him, and he growled, pulling away from her lips and nuzzling down her jaw, taking in her scent. His hand following him as he made his way down her neck, nibbling on her, and his hand continued to her chest, molding to a breast and giving a gentle grope.

So soft! So squishy!

(Y/n) gasped for breath, then moaned as he massaged her breast and nipped and licked her throat. All of her sweet sounds were turning him on more... It had been a bit since he'd been with anyone but his own carpals, but it was more of the fact that his body was attuning to hers than lack of options.

He groaned again, his hand massaging and staying gentle as thoughts of what her chest felt like with nothing in the way flashed in his mind. Oh stars- was that a pattern he felt under there? Did he feel lace through the fabric of her shirt? What color was it? Did he dare hope it was blue...?

Ohhh...

Where was her nipple hiding? He couldn't quite feel it under the layers of fabric, but now he was imagining tweaking it, the look on her face as he did- nnn... and when he pulled it into his mouth...

(Y/n) pulled at his shirt, urging him to go back to her mouth, and he did, teeth touching her lips and tongue going to meet hers. She kept her hand on his vertebrae and let her other hand drift down, moving down and around to his lower spine at the top of his jeans, pushing under his shirt and finding the similar feeling but larger spinous process there, running her fingers around them.

Stars, (Y/n) had such talented fingers, moving over and around the sensitive spots of his spine, getting him all wound up and ready to have a mutual good time, need and hunger building in his bones, coming out in a growl in response to the needy whine from her.

The wonderful, squishy mound in his hand was so amazing and soft, he couldn't wait to have it against his bones without any clothing in the way.

A loud honk sounded through the air, startling them both and sending Blue back to sitting up, looking around for a threat while (Y/n) looked around, a cute, dazed look on her face as she realized that she was laying back on his bike, her thighs pressed to his pelvis as she'd tried to keep him against her, both craving the friction he'd happily been supplying her with.

The sound of excited kids and the adults with them made it to them, putting the honk into context, and reminding them both that they were in the parking lot outside of the fair- in public, getting into the realm of things very not appropriate for public viewing.

Blue flushed, the glow on his skull matching the one in his jeans.

"UH- UM- S- SORRY- WE GOT A BIT CARRIED AWAY, HUH?" He asked, not able to meet her eyes.

"Y-yeah… maybe just a bit…" She agreed.

Blue cleared his throat, helping her sit up. "COME ON, I'LL DRIVE US HOME…"

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