#yucky answers

[yuckydraws]

S/o comes home from a hard days work and yells into the house " WHERES MY MANS, I NEED CUDDLES AND KISSES "

Not sure if you mean Underfell or one of the Swapfells but I'll go with UF :]

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Red: He can work irregular hours, so he likely just got home before you. If you're lucky, he'll have had the time to shower off the smell of motor oil by the time you get home. Perhaps he's finally settled into laying down on the couch when you walk in and yell that. You'll be able to find him easily by the sounds of his laughter (you may even pull those "mweh heh's" outta him). Stars, doll, he needed that laugh. As you approach the couch, he'll peek up at you from under the arm he threw over his face in his laughing fit with a smirk, before opening his arms - a perfect invitation for you to join him in his vegging out. He'll offer a listening ear as you cuddle, but if you're less interested in ranting and more looking for a distraction... well, he's more than happy to kiss you silly.

Boss: He's likely making dinner when you walk in. He'll round the corner, apron on and everything. With his hands on his hips, he'll raise his brow and rumble out a, "WELL? HERE I AM. COME AND GET THEM." If you take him up on his offer, he's going to scoop you up in his arms and walk you back into the kitchen with him - nuzzling your cheek along the way. Once he's deemed you "smooched and cuddled enough", he'll sit you on the counter and ask you about your day as he finishes cooking. While he's focused on his task, he's also listening intently to you, which is obvious by his follow up questions and humming. After you've both ate and cleaned up, he might just back you against the counter, tilt your chin just so, and offer up some "Proper Kisses".

#basically they're both lovesick dorks and will happily oblige #anon #yucky answers #yucky yaks #yucky writes #headcannons #undertale #underfell #uf sans #red #uf papyrus #boss

[hg-aneh]

Hi! I hope you're feeling better:]

And like the last question asked, I don't want to seem inappropriate asking, but would you ever draw aziraphale as an egg? I think he would look very snazzy as an egg also crowley! If I draw them as eggs I'll post it :]

Also, what is your favourite way to cook an egg? Personally, I like boiled eggs and I like to top toast into it.

Thank you!

No, and I have my own reasons to not do so that I don't want to talk about because something something [REDACTED]🫠

and I like them in smoothies or sunny side up :D

#aneh answers #aneh wont shut up #sorry! #i could explain if you sent me an ask off anon and i could ask you a few questions back but #still no guarantees #egh #yucky memories #anyways

[pixlokita]

fun fact, you can still get mcspaghetti in orlando, florida and in the Philippines.

Most likely something Florida man would purchase, I believe >>

#don’t they mind it getting all yucky and soggy 💀 heck naur #pix answers

[nebulousmedic]

Unfortunately Mediscout gets a bad wrap even though Scout and Medic are both full-grown adults :( I do a lot of stuff with them too and I'm sure a bunch of people have me blocked for it lol

Gahhh yeah it sucks. I know a lot of fics for them are problematic (not my thing tbh) which is why the ship is associated with that kinda content. That or the age gap makes a lot of people uncomfortable?? Idk.

#ask #anon #anonymous #answered #personally I dont tend to enjoy problematic content #but I don't wanna call myself an anti. ive met some crazy antis #I was gonna go in a whole rant but stopped myself #but basically I label myself as not proship bc I dont want ppl to see my MediScout and be like #“oh this person probably draws problematic stuff” which I don't #gaah I hate having to slap a label on just to look acceptable #(and yet people still find it yucky???) #I shouldn't bother ig

[fangswbenefits]

Not you writing about one of the only kinks I find yucky

You're free to ignore it 🩷

#answered ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ #calling pregnancy sex yucky... lol

[ask-icedouma]

you’re lowkey better than Douma tbh 👍🏾

My ice children are the same as I am! Are you implying that you prefer if I can't talk?

#🧊answered #might go into hiatus been feeling yucky these days #ask kny #ask blog #douma #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #kny

[yeet-noir]

as a twin, i need to know your thoughts on the twin rep in this series? hilarious? inspiring either you or your sister to commit identity fraud? If one of you ends up in a magically induced coma/death, will the other try to gaslight the public into thinking tht ur still alive for your son's pool party?

Okay yes I hate the twin rep I think it so surface level. Disclaimer this is totally not that serious, but it is something I find just so annoying in media in general so ML isn't unique in this.

Every twin in this show is a copy paste and recolor of the other twin. And not to mention their names are just the same names, but with another variation of it. We have Emilie and Amelie and Alya's twin sisters Ella and Etta. It's hilariously stupid and inconsequential, but still just so lazy. And to some extent Felix being like twin through sentification(?) of Adrien and having them be the exact same is so funny at least that grew on me lol

And don't get me wrong I know this happens irl where parents do similar sounding names for their twins and color code them. I was the "pink" twin and @amimons was the "purple" one. However, growing once we were old enough to dress ourselves we started fighting our mom about our twinning looks haha

Plus most twins are fraternal and while I am identical it doesn't mean we are a copy and paste of each other those descriptors are just describing how the eggs were fertilized. So there is my silly twin rant about how I think twins in media in general annoy me knvljsdfnv

I also get asked if me and my sister ever switched places so I do love these questions about identity fraud and gaslighting people at a pool party. I don't think we feel inspired to do that.... yet...

#answered #anonymous #personal #its just yucky to me cause it was so hard for ppl to treat us as separate individuals when we were growing up #so many ppl say it didnt matter which one they were talking to cause we were the 'same'

[skyward-floored]

So sorry you’re feeling rotten Peggy :( Make sure you keep your fluids up and get plenty of rest!

Praying that you’ll get better very soon!

#sorry I just love excuses to use that reaction image lol #I’m not currently laid up #just feelin yucky #thanks trin <333 #answers from the floor #lovely adrift in thyme

[femmeidiot]

being like insanely horny and online and also simultaneously currently dealing with extreme sensitivity to triggering sexual topics has been an interesting experience

#Probably not necessarily a good one #like after someone sent me an ask that could have been mundane but also could have been yucky the other day #and I had like a full blown panic attack but for some reason still just answered all the other asks I had gotten #I could have simply taken a break but I didn't #and I'm just literally sensitive to anything that feels like it could even potentially be like fetishizing or something like that #I feel like I'm reading farther into things than I need to #but also I can't help it

[yuckydraws]

Hi!

Could I request the UF brothers and FS gold brothers with a reader that has a native language.

But the reader shows off their language skills by singing a song in that language that sounds very beautiful, however when the skeletons search up the song the lyrics are hilariously inappropriate. (Kind of like Rammesteins Dicken titten)

And then after they find out they can hear the reader laughing from the living room after they’ve successfully pranked/tricked them?

Thank you!

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Red: Honestly? He probably won't ever find out on his own. You'll get away with singing dirty lyrics to him for a long, long time, because he never thinks to look up what you're singing, he just enjoys listening to your voice.

Boss: He's mortified. Here he was, thinking you were being romantic, singing him a lovely song... only to find out that it was a prank?! Get back here, he's got a word or two to have with you, you little minx. His frustration is mostly lighthearted, but you better make it up to him with an actual romantic gesture.

Vant: The only way this wouldn't work with him is if your first language is Spanish - because he speaks that fluently. It's something he usually only uses for work, so if you tried this with him in Spanish... he'll be able to prank you right back by repeating the lyrics back to you in English. If it's another language, however, you'll be waiting on a reaction for a little bit. He's a bit shy when it comes to accepting what he perceives as a romantic gesture so he'll wait until he's alone to look up the lyrics. You'll only hear his screech.

Pup: He'll find this fucking hilarious. The moment he peeks at his phone to try and catch what you're singing - he'll double over laughing. You really had him there, for a second.

#smoothestkoala #yucky answers #yucky yaks #yucky writes #headcannons #undertale #underfell #uf sans #red #uf papyrus #boss #fellswap #fs sans #vant #fs papyrus #pup

[pet-cemetery-emotes]

exsqueeze me

OKAY slash gen for a sec but. Actually, hang on im struggling to figure out the most concise and polite way to say this but. Im gonna try!

You can take my emojis and run! It's free, and easy! Collect them in a burner Discord server if you have Nitro! Pop em in a server with every antiendo in the world. idgaf, i genuinely dont want to limit who has the ability to vocalize themselves. I dont think accessibility should hinge on being the correct kind of person, or not being "annoying", or not being traumatized in a consumable or polite way. We're all on our own journeys. I hope we all arrive at a place where we can be compassionate to each other, even if we will never understand each other. So anyone on god's green earth can use my emojis.

But anti-endo rhetoric is triggering to me. And I've said this before, in addition to the paragraph above - Do not interact with me if you are anti-endo! I will block you, for my own safety and peace of mind. You can still access my emojis by viewing them from desktop at this link if you Really want them. Anon, this ask was the least tactful thing you could've done. You could not have found a more direct way to make yourself known to me, and you are summarily IP blocked for it. Lol

I'm giving anyone who reads this permission to not tell me things. It's okay. These are free to use stickers, and I mean that. I hope you use them with kindness in your hearts, but that is out of my hands. Whether or not I would like you should matter way less than your ability to advocate for and express yourself, and if using my work is the easiest way to do that, then I want you to take that. :)

#not emojis #ask answered #notices #this was a yucky and dare i say nasty ask LOL #girlthing. an ask is as interacting as u can get. it's not like i check people's blogs unless they are up in my guts #🎃 #i am pro endo not just for trigger reasons. the brain is a strange animal. it will just do shit #and choosing to be a system does not devalue involuntary formation #and frankly a choice is a powerful gesture #and finding ways to cope with this bitch of an earth is a net good #whether you stumbled into it or sorted it out urselves #and that's all i'll say on syscourse hopefully forever <3

[pixlokita]

Greg boy got fazgoo in his hair, it had to go

oh gosh 🥲 nah that’s understandable you should NOT be in contact with fazgoo for too long >>;

#The original mimic I think #Also it’s yucky #Bleh #pix answers #Fnaf #Or maybe it dissolved his hair lmao

[piplupod]

oh i saw a dove for maybe the first time the other day so that was pretty cool :] was looking out the window on the bus and there was a dove resting on a windowsill of a building we drove by and i went !!!! but didnt have anyone around me to point it out to :[

#idk if ppl would be excited abt seeing a dove anyways #or at least. i think it was a dove. it was a white pigeon so i ... am pretty sure those are doves? #tried to look up if theres any actual difference btwn doves and pigeons and the websites were not giving me a straight answer #''they arent different zoologically speaking but one is dirty and yucky and the other is beautiful and graceful'' hitting u w a big hammer #PIGEONS ARE NOT DIRTY AND GROSS THEY ARE WONDERFUL AND NEGLECTED #i am on team pigeon forever and ever even if their cooing drives me batty when i am around them for too long #the same would happen w doves. i think pigeons are more interesting to look at so maybe i like them more than doves. #shaking my fist at society. you absolute fools. pigeons are so smart and wonderful and yall abandoned them :[ #pippen needs 2nd breakfast

[ohbo-ohno]

wait i’d love more song recs

i love you for asking lol

for more mean sexy woman vibes:

IWSS (remix) by Delli Boe, ppcocaine & Kidd Kenn

I Am by Baby Tate ft. Flo Milli

Tuned In Freestyle & Cash Shit by Megan Thee Stallion (the loml)

Whole Lotta Money by BIA ft. Nicki MInaj

Deli by Ice Spice

songs im just like really into rn:

Mermaids by Florence + the Machine

Imposter Syndrome & Beat It by Akintoye

Anything from Hozier's new album but specifically Francesca and Through Me (The Flood)

Paint the Town Red by Doja Cat

Dear Arkansas Daughter by Lady Lamb (but just like the first minute and a half)

#favorite band is arctic monkeys and favorite musician is hozier because im the most stereotypical lesbian ever #asks and answers #oh wait also yucky blucky fruitcake by doechii!!!!!!!! #also mary by the happy fits #and ohno! by kevin walkman #and cleopatra by the lumineers #and next year by two door cinema club #done now lol

[strywoven]

@astarab1aze has requested a story : hydre could sense something off about the little creature before him - kaen, was it? he didn't really care - some drop of divine blood dissimilar to his own. interesting enough; they probably tasted like versus did the first time he ate her. strange, sickly sweet, but also bitter and foul - this had the hydra most curious. gathering kaen into his long arms, casually lifting them off the ground, nuzzling into the crux of their neck. he breathed in their scent, soft and off-kilter, unusual and comforting in a way, like a cool breeze on winter's first frosty morn. peculiar, fantastic even, he couldn't help but unhinge his jaw as they babbled on, awkwardly, amusedly, whatever--

𝑼𝒏𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒎𝒑𝒕𝒆��.

Not wholly oblivious to the actions of the greater ( o’eater , o’glutton , have you no sense of compromise ? no shame ? you may take all my good graces , but bargain not for the fruit of my flesh ) , the way arms spool as snares ‘round such delicate curves and hoist them to dangle off the ground.  T r a p p e d , yes , caught ; lo’ what can they do but heed the inhibitions of given prey-creature ?  How TRAGIC an ordeal as this , to be felled by their very friend ( how utterly , completely predictable of him , too — ) !  Only a fool would have put faith in such a wretched creature … And Kaen so loved to make risky bargains ( almost too often ) .

It grows remarkably quiet , all their rambling on and on , their body limp and still as if in ACCEPTANCE of his eternal hunger.  But then , remarkably , the young god l a u g h s ( yes , mocking the face of death ) , tilting antlered head just so to provide better vantage of an open throat , their pulse beating strong and calm despite it all.  Is this funny ?  No , just a little foreplay before the inevitable ; Kaen knows how this ends , they simply want to t e a s e and t o y a little is all ( any good hunter would respect that ; the chase is part of the pleasure of a meal ) .  ❝ Ah thought we ‘ad a deal , huh ? ❞  Low , coy comes their voice , a playful warble , ❝ Y’re only e’er allowed ONE BITE , ‘member ?  Cannae let ye spoil yer appetite , Hydre. ❞  Yes , they would h a t e to do that.  Their gaze drifts , looking at him – poised and ready , practically d r o o l i n g over their flesh – out of the corner of their eye.  One hand lifts , raising back to sift into pale tresses , to tangle and YANK , wrenching his head away with immense , surprising force ( just a reminder , they are not simply a docile little doe ) .  ❝ If ye wan’ extra t’day , y’re gonna ‘ave ta’ feckin’ EARN IT ! ❞

#❧ ⸺ how can ( queue ) say there is no story here ? ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | answered ❞ #❧ ⸺ ch. kaen | verse i: main ❞ #astarab1aze #astarab1aze | hydre #me typing this like: evil.. gross.. yucky.. i hate you both.. #hydre really do just like... bring out the *worst* in kaen i'm telling u

[valaruakars]

I didn’t know I needed a depraved, slightly whorish (and I mean it lovingly) Viktor in my life, but your fics have proven me so, and I thank you for it

Yay!! Another one converted, welcome! 😈 He means all his freak nasty behavior lovingly too, don't worry.

#sometimes i feel like skank jesus #son of god (chickenparm) #put on this earth to spread the holy message that yucky obsessive man can actually be something SO SEXY #I assume you're new so just go read Going Up pls #It's literally 100% of the reason I'm like this #It's over a year old now but credit where credit's due ALWAYS. #bri answers