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mochatune · 2 months

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Solivan brugmansia x reader who’s obsessed with him back hcs

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- he first spotted you in the library, something about you brought a sense of deja vu.

- you had spotted him too of course but for different reasons. He was in your spot.

- he knew it was. He had sat there on purpose. After multiple days seeing you, goading himself to speak to you, he found the courage to throw himself as a roadblock so you too would notice him.

- he certainly caught your attention. Cheeks puffed and stomping towards him.

- he wasn’t going to be a suck up and give you back “your spot” as far as he was concerned no ones name was plastered on that seat plus this was his chance to have a proper conversation with you.

- you had briefly considered your options to hopefully persuade him out of the seat, something like coffee crosses your mind. After all there was a cafe right there, but since he wants to be so difficult he doesn’t deserve your money or any more of your time.

- having a moment of courage you stomped up to him and plopped yourself on his lap. You swear the energy in the room became rigged, frozen even.

- it’d been about a minute since he’s moved, he’s been dead still since you sat down; You can’t read your book like this.

- “hey can you relax? You’re making me uncomfortable, I don’t bite.” You added the last part with a subtle smile

- now that he’s actually breathing, you ease yourself into his lap. He doesn’t have much meat on his bones but you’re comfortable regardless.

- feeling his arms rest where your elbows lie on the curvatures of the chair, he’s slightly looking over your shoulder. Looks like he forgot about his own book trailing the pages with you.

- despite your blazing moment of boldness you had felt an anxiety creep in, the way his breath reverberated off the back of your neck made you sweat with pressure. You wished you had gotten a better look at him, only seeing his dark tinted nails and pale hands as you glance down from your book onto the arm rests.

- with the boldness wearing off you decide to focus your attention onto the time. To your luck it’s about time to travel to your next class.

- you get off his lap slowly while giving an apologetic smile for your past behaviour towards his personal space. In the process scanning his features, despite the quick glance he was actually very good looking.

- He had hoped that moment would last forever.

- on your way to class you just couldn’t stop thinking about him, two parts of your brain arguing about wether you wanted to see him again. A new hallway crush at the very least. You too were stuck on his mind.

- lo and behold he’s in your art class, fuck.

- your heart was going to implode as you snuck glances at him accidentally hooking gazes with him. His ears tinted red as the gaze was averted mutually while you probably looked like a strawberry.

- you zoned out the teachers instructions with your own overbearing thoughts, he kept sneaking his way into your consciousness. Him and his dumb cute face.

- he had insisted on drawing you, probably for the better considering anytime you look his way you get jittery. Patiently leaned forward in a 3/4th view.

- you try to act casual, you really do but you just cant maintain eye contact. Looking at him for just a second before you shift your gaze to the wall behind him. Seems to be the same case for him as he occasionally hides his red face behind his sketch pad, must be spring allergies.

- by the end of class he claims he’s only halfway done despite it looking beautiful. You exchange pleasantries before speed walking out. Sol.. Sol you liked that name testing it out a few more times as you walked away.

- tailing behind you he grabs you by the wrist, you feel like a schoolgirl the way he’s approaching you and the worst part is you’re enjoying it. You had just hoped he didn’t hear you.

- upon request you gave him your number for “school related activities” yeah right. At least you’re in the clear. Maybe this means you have a chance with him, fake it till you make it right?

- he stays stuck on your mind all the way home as you hunker on your bed looking at the piles of laundry you’ve been putting off. No matter what else you focus on it comes back to the thought of him.

- you practically pray for another moment of confidence as you hover over his newly added contact. Sighing as you throw your phone next to you.

- ding!

- you practically jump to your phone hoping for sol instead it’s just the group chat you’re in. Despite it not being him at least someone bothered contacting you.

- a Halloween party? ‘Sounds fun’ you text the group chat as you copy the photo and send it to sol. Maybe he’ll go if you invite him.

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“A Halloween party? Hosted by the school?”

“Yeah!”

“I'm not quite into parties…”

“Oh…”

- You knew it wasn’t appropriate to grow this attached but you still felt your heart drop.

“Oh! Well, that's alright! Just asking, that's all :)”

- Promptly putting your phone face down next to you saddened.

- ding!

“Wait”

“if you're coming, then I'm coming as well”

“Really?!”

“Really”

- feeling your heart suddenly come burst out

“Do you plan on dressing up?”

“Idk… do you?”

“I mean, it's a costume party, so why not?”

“I'll try to think of something then.”

(The text convo was copy pasted from EchikoHoshisuki on Ao3)

——

- this excited you more then you could ever know, jumping out of bed to go and find a costume and perfect your makeup so it looks bomb for the party.

- you stood awake until 2am thinking about that guy, just what the hell was wrong with you. You wished he’d text you back.

- he couldn’t stop thinking about you, his soulmate as he pleasured himself. He’d hope to have a day like that with you a million more times.

- you finally fall asleep with him still plaguing your mind.

- Saturday is quick to pass as you spend it inside practically rotting in bed, you do have to do laundry before it gets too dark though.

- it’s about 5pm when you head out with your dirty clothing in a janky old cart, the local laundromat is placed conveniently across the street. You roll the dirty wheels over the unpaved side walk, each bump making the cart and the clothing wobble slightly.

- you hang around with a book as you wait for the wash cycle to finish, seemingly unaware of your surroundings.

- after flirting with the idea of reading, two pages later you look up and give the room a swipe. The wash cycle on your machine still has 15 minutes left on it.

- maybe it’d just be better to daydream about the person you’re trying to distract yourself from, seems like it’s a good time waster. You decide to do just that for the remainder of your wash cycle.

- you swear you just saw a lock of green hair

- you must be going crazy, you’re thinking about him so much that it’s like he’s really there.

- you feel a tap on your shoulder.

- Oh he really is there. You make eye contact with his orange hues, feeling a warmth creep up your neck and onto your cheeks.

- fuck

- why does simple eye contact turn you into a mess with this guy.

- deciding to not be a square you perk up and ask him dumb ass small talk questions. You know the; “the weathers nice, huh?”, “how are you?”, “excited for tomorrow?”.

- You knew you were excited for tomorrow. School events didn’t typically get you excited but knowing he would be there made it worth it.

- despite the obvious lack of originality in these conversations starters it was still pleasant speaking with him. Hell, even just staring at him was enough for you. Maybe just thinking about him was good enough to hold you over. For now anyway.

- you wanted to talk more, you really did. Glancing over to your machine you see the wash cycle had just ended. You wanted to wrap your arms around him and kiss him as you bid your goodbyes. He did too. But instead you opted for a wave and a smile, as did he.

- upon coming home and hanging your laundry out on a rack you still thought about him, you were going back to that laundromat the exact same time next week just to talk to him outside of school.

- he lived half an hour away from that laundromat. He had caught a glimpse of you one day while out in your area. No particular reason why he was there.

- he couldn’t stop thinking about you either, deciding to go with his own dirty laundry on the day he saw you. He was so lucky you were there.

- I love him

- I love her

- you force yourself to go to sleep that night. The excitement of tomorrow seeping in.

- you have about an hour before you need to head out, deciding on a simple mummy look. You were told very short notice, this was really all you could pull together. You figure if the makeup looks bomb then no one will pay attention to the lack of originality.

- throwing the look together with white eye contacts to really get that corpse look, you twirl in the mirror and head out. Toilet paper already tearing at your feet.

- upon arrival you see your friend group crowded at the entrance all sporting their unique styles. Brittney was dressed in a gyaru style, typical but it was cute. Jess sporting a simple cat ear headband and a tail, looks like it was short notice for her as well. Lastly, Crowe who seems to have put the most effort in was dressed as a knight in shining armor. Literally.

- you talked to them for a respectable amount of time. They were nice and they looked great your mind was just elsewhere.

- you had to find him, he’s like 80% of the reason you didn’t bail out of the plan. Sure, you went for your friends too but him coming was what really sold the deal. Otherwise you would have found an absurd excuse to stay home and scroll Instagram for hours.

- you inched your way out of the conversation, it seemed Crowe wanted you to stay and chat more as he immediately asked where you were going as you slowly but surely walked away.

- you caught a glimpse of sol just then, he was covered head to toe in toilet paper?

- god you guys accidentally matched, you could only hope he wouldn’t think you’re some crazy stalker.

- despite enjoying the chat you had to go talk to him, you just had to. You reassured Crowe you’d all talk later as you ran off into Sol’s direction.

- slowing your pace as you see the love of your life

- ahem

- Sol. As you see Sol wrapped in toilet paper just as you were. Awkward.

- he looks your way, himself blushing at the realisation you both were matching. Another reason for him to believe you both were destined to be together.

- he had to have you. Tonight.

- he could not and would not wait any long he decided as he looked at you. Thank god for the toilet paper covering over half his face, he’s redder than a tomato.

- as you finally approach him you both talk as he whisks you away somewhere more private.

- he lures you away from the crowds, to tell the truth you were grateful. You didn’t even want to come to this stupid party.

- it was weird when he had you follow him into a dark creepy alleyway but it wasn’t creepy as long as he was there by your side.

- you both stood there, awkwardly, as he stood at a distance ahead of you. He was acting strange but the red flags didn’t bother you so long as it was him.

- though it was even weirder when he lunged at you and stuck a wet cloth in your face. It made you woozy as your vision went black.

- you awake tied to a chair, you can barely piece together what happened last night. Only bits and pieces coming to you, you have a killer headache too. Maybe you could chalk it up to drinking too much if you weren’t strapped down to a cheap ass chair.

- it was actually pretty sturdy as you tried breaking your way out of it. You can only let out a defeated sigh hoping someone will come and save you, you scream but it seems that no one can hear you.

- except him.

- Upon hearing footsteps you’re pretty nervous, opting to stay as quite as possible.

- it’s him, thank god. You feel yourself immediately sink into the wood of the chair and your breath flow becomes less forced.

- he enters the basement with what looks like a bowl of oatmeal and a cup of water. He looks cute in his inside clothes.

- he doesn’t seem to be in a rush to untie you, which is weird. If he wanted you to come home with him you would have.

- he’s still, just staring at you. You can’t maintain eye contact for too long before you blush and avert gazes again. curse your nerves.

- you’re not sure what to say, honestly you’re just happy it’s him and not some creep.

- it’s a relief when he walks up to you with that tray of food, you’re honestly kind of hungry. Maybe he’ll untie you if you comply.

- “you know, you don’t have to tie me up to make me stay by your side.. heh” you offer a nervous chuckle hoping to lighten up the mood. Biting your lip to quell your anxiety.

- he perks up at this, stopping his movements with the silverware as it sloppily clangs onto the edge of the porcelain bowl.

- his face is covered, not even just covered. Drenched in a red hue, sweat runs down his forehead as he hurriedly wipes it away with his sleeve.

- that reaction gave you knots of your own, even after holding you captive you still somehow can’t get enough of him.

- he fidgets with the silverware, opting for the silence as he feeds you. It shouldn’t have made you hot and bothered but it did.

- the way he’d dab at the food that clung to the corners of your lips with his fingers gave you a visceral reaction. You briefly considered licking him honestly.

- must resist the urges. God you really were desperate.

- somewhere down the line he unties you, it doesn’t even take a fully day to get his trust. It didn’t even take you a full day to warm up to him.

- if he wants you here so be it.

- maybe you weren’t as crazy about him as he was to you but you must have had a screw or two loose to enjoy the attention he was giving you.

- you’d miss him when he ran off to school wishing he just wouldn’t bother at all. Days he’d leave you alone in the house were torture.

- you missed him all the time.

- sometimes you’d think about tying him down so he couldn’t leave you.

- you two really are just two peas in a pod

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Look i know these barely count as head canons considering they’re supposed to be vague but I honest to god just really hate writing one shots.

This one really took the wind out of me, I do not usually dedicate this much time to an hc but there is NOTHING for this guy online. Possibly due to the game only being a demo right now.

Anyways, I hope the longevity of this isn’t bothersome, I’ve only seen a small handful of readable fics for this guy and wanted to separate myself from the masses. I heavily utilized EchikoHoshisuki’s fic on Ao3 as inspiration for my own, I’m hoping by mentioning their name they’ll add another chapter soon 😅 Maybe expect something for broken colors or yours game next.

And yesss, I know there are still unanswered asks in my inbox. I just have commitment issues but I love y’all and I promise at some point in my life they will be answered.

#solivan brugmansia #the kid at the back sol #the kid at the back vn #the kid at the back fanart #headcanons #yandere community #yandere

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outivv · 1 year

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Hello! Can I make a request, please? An MC who behaves like Jack Sparrow. For dorm leaders 👀✨

The last request was not sent anonymously, so if it doesn't bother you, please delete it. It was awkward :D

– anon🦐

Synopsis: Jack sparrow like reader!

Warnings: not proofread

Characters: dorm leaders (ace, Leona, azul, kalim, vil, idia, and malleus)

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: hello!! This genuinely is such a fun request Omg Omg. I was like eying this for a while, cause I couldn’t get to it until now which I do apologize for :’). Anyways! Hope you enjoy, and have a great rest of your day <3!

— Riddle —

You make him mad. You’re so unpredictable, and all over the place and he can’t like… pin you down metaphorically.

You also get ace and deuce into trouble too. You’re either dragging them down with you, or make a quick last minute escape, and riddle can’t manage to give you a proper earful.

He thinks your mannerisms, and way of thinking is so… hard. You’re so carefree even if you get in trouble over 100 times, how exactly can you just… be so casual???

— Leona —

He can’t quite figure out if he likes you or not. You’re similar to him, in the way that, you skip class because you just don’t really care. But the fact that you’re even similar to him posses him off.

He probably at first thought you were actually stupid when he first met you, but the when you actually did something super smart, and actually admirable he fucking collapsed. JEGEUR HE WAS LIKE “no.” IN DISBELIEF

Leona could probably only hang out with you in small dosages. He probably gets easily overwhelmed by you, and just doesn’t wanna deal with that HVSJEHE.

— Azul —

M. Pirate. (Derogatory). M. Drunkard. (Derogatory).

If you can’t tell azul doesn’t like you very much. Mostly because you’re so unpredictable. He can’t get you to sign a deal whatsoever, no matter how tempting he makes it????

Jade and Floyd like you and that actually makes him so mad JEGEIEJ. I mean who can blame them, your pirate stories (that are mostly over exaggerated) are cool. And jade and Floyd find you interesting, which, grated, is hard to do.

You’ve probably been banned from mostro lounge three times over.

— Kalim —

“Wow a real pirate! Oh my god that’s so cool!” He says as he literally has a treasure room, with a magic carpet in it. >:T

He is so interested in everything you have to say he absolutely adores you, and wants to hear every one of your stories.

You probably both get into a lot of trouble and sneak around campus a lot. You give jamil a absolute headache every time you step foot in the scarabia dorm.

— Vil —

“Ew.”

That’s it.

Vil probably saw you went “ew dirty pirate.” And shooed you out of the dorm JEVJEHE. He’s super mad that epel likes you, so he probably prohibits you from stepping in the dorm LMAO.

Teaches you about hair care, skin care, and overall care HEGEH. Then after all that sure you can step within 20ft of the dorm.

— Idia —

Stays. Clear. Of. You. At. All. Costs.

He cannot, and I mean cannot be around you. Mostly because again, you’re insanely unpredictable, and Idia can’t figure out your thinking pattern AND THAT FREAKS HIM OUT

Any time you need to talk to Idia you are forced to go through ortho. Unless you sneak into ignihyde when ortho isn’t there, and break into Idia’s room. Which. We all know you’re not above doing that.

— Malleus —

You have only been allowed to see malleus like five times because of Sebek. And his stupid. Guard. Knight. Whatever. (Kidding ofc I love Sebek)

Malleus was probably very interested in you and your behavior from the moment he heard of you, and wants to learn more about you.

However HE CANT FIND A TIME TO DO THAT. Malleus sneaking out arc >:). He’s becoming a rebellious teenager for you, you should be proud <3

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atlasnessie · 9 months

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tw // light talk of suicide ( it’s dazai .. )

YOU CANT REMEMBER HOW you fell in love with osamu dazai. maybe it was when he was solving the case you commissioned the agency. maybe it was when he held your hand and ran out of the building with you, maybe it was right now. in this little cafe under the agency, dazai offering you a drink.

with elbows proper on the table and resting his head on his hands, dazai chatted your ear away, along with the casual teasing now and then to kunikida, who sat not so far from the two of you on a stool by the bar.

“ah, bella, i must ask you again, please, wont you go on a double suicide with m —”

dazai was quickly interrupted by kunikida, the tall man now up from his seat and smacking dazai on the head with his notebook, yelling at him to apologize to you, in which made you laugh slightly at the interaction.

“but kunikida … they haven’t even responded to my question all mission yet ..!!”

“that’s because i’m making sure you don’t say anything stupid to bother the client ! have you no respect at all ?”

“aiya, kunikida, you’re too strict. don’t you think, belladonna ?” dazai turned his head to get your voice into the matter. with a small chuckle, you give your answer, but whatever it was, it seemed like the duo didn’t quiet hear you, their bickering continuing.

you couldn’t help but admire the man in front of you for a split second. what was he hiding under those bandages ? how does his hair feel ? are his intentions for you real ?

“you’re too much to handle sometimes, dazai. i don’t understand how people fall for you.” kunikida quickly eyed you before rolling his eyes, going back to his seat, grumbling to himself.

dazai continues to speak with kunikida, laughing every now and then. despite you just sitting there, tuning into the conversation they were having, dazai made sure to keep his eye on you. was the drink too hot or cold ? did you want something to eat ? perhaps you were tired from following dazai and kunikida around during the mission.

“bella, you’re staring ~” dazai turned his head slightly to face you, a grin painting his face. you blinked, and before you could do anything, dazai grabbed for your hands again.

“aww, perhaps you really did consider that double suicide request !”

“that’s it. i’m gonna beat the living lights out of you.”

“what ? why can’t it be in their hands — wait, kunikida, i was merely joking !!”

being grabbed by the back of his collar, dazai was dragged away from the cafe and up the stairs to the agency office. the brunette chuckled and made eye contact with you, winking and pointing at .. something on your table. as the doors closed, you look down on the table, a napkin in front of you with some messy yet still legible writing.

‘call me if you need anything ! xxx-xxx-xxxx’

this was certainly a start.

#bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd x reader #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs dazai #bsd dazai #dazai x reader #bungo stray dogs drabble #atlas writes !

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m0chis-cafe · 1 year

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how i think octavinelle dorm members would kiss you

word count; 1.7k

warnings; self doubt/insecurities (azul, mood swings (floyd)

characters: Azul, Jade, Floyd

Asul Ashengrotto🫧

-one of his vignette stories basically highlights how smooth and nice his and the twin's skin is

-like how it's very soft and Vil strives for that, if Vils striving for it you know it's amazing

-his lips are very soft basically ^

-he's also very shy and embarrassed easily

-when he does show affection it's in private, in the VIP lounge, his dorm room, or just any secluded place where it's just the two of you

-he'd often kissed your palms, shoulder, and just normal kisses (only when you are alone)

-he's just in a constant state of stress, so if it's just the two of you in the VIP lounge and you just hold him while messing with his hair and giving him kisses, hell melt

-you also probably work at the Monstro Lounge, he might give you a quick kiss on the forehead as he passes you if the lounge just so happened to be in a low lighting

-insecure and shy, as stated, and his kisses are the same

-gets more confident over time and will start initiating more often, he honestly just needs reassurance

-sometimes his insecurities get the best of him, and he doesn't understand why you are with him or want to be intimate with him after what he's done

-but be patient, because he really does love you, he just gets in his head sometimes

-if you cant tell i love this man, so much

Both being in a relationship with Azul and best friend with the Leech brother gave you a guarantee that you'd be pulled into working at the Monstro lounge. Yet with the ties you had the workload was much less demanding, yet you somehow ended up working just as much as Jade does every week. With your place, it also gave you permanent permission to enter the VIP lounge whenever you pleased. Now that your shift was over, you were whipping down one of the tables when you realized that you hadn't seen Azul your whole shift.

Glancing around the lounge you still couldn't see him, you did however see Floyd and Jade. Jade was cleaning tables similarly to you, his twin, however, was sprawled along a table most likely sleeping. Making your way over to Floyd you leaned over his face, "Hey Floyd!", He immediately smiled showing all of his sharp teeth, "SHRIMPY!" you giggled at his sudden joy, "Do you know where Azul is?". He groaned rolling his head off the table side, "He's stuck himself in the VIP room all day, boss is no fun". You quickly thanked him and made your way to the VIP room, quickly slipping in.

Opening the doors at first glance, you saw Azul hunched over his desk, head in hand while multiple papers and contracts lay across his desk. His chin was resting in the palm of his hand as his pen made its way across a sheet of paper. It soon joined the many other sheets and contracts that littered his desk. He glanced up to see you standing by the doorway, he smiled softly standing up and making his way to the front of his desk, "Hello darling, what brings you?" yea, he sounded exhausted.

You made your way to stand before him, wrapping your arms around his waist as soon as you were close enough. You explained to him that you hadn't seen him your whole shift and had gotten worried he was overworking himself again. Even if you couldn't see it, he was still embarrassed at the small blush that dusted his cheeks at your genuine worry for him. For him, even though he thought he didn't deserve it, here you were consulting him for something so small.

He wrapped his arms around you, pulling you tightly and kissing the crown of your head multiple times, "Thank you, prefect, for your worry truly makes me feel like a fortunate one."

Jade Leech🍄

-he's so proper but also enticed by you

-like Azul, his lips are very soft and are just really nice to feel

-he's much more affectionate in private, but that isn't without saying that he would show PDA if he felt like it

-when kissing him he sometimes tastes like... mushrooms, or sometimes just salty. at first, you were confused, but then he convinced you to join the mountain lovers club and you ended up also consumed by mushrooms and curiosity like Jade (the salt is just unexplainable, for sure)

-when he asks you questions about humans, you'd quip back with one about merfolk

-hed randomly kiss your cheek or nose while you were explaining something about humans or your home (he just thinks you are cute)

-he would also be so gentle with you

-he's used to floyd mood swings irrationality and being the voice of reason, so I feel like he's very gentle and soft with you because you don't make him be on his guard all the time

-Jade would take his breaks in the mostro lounge at the same time as you just so you both could sneak away to a quiet place just to be together for a little

Jade was leading you through one of the mountains near NRC, he said that he read about a kind of mushroom that could only be found near running rivers. It had a bright aqua-blue color to it. He wouldn't specify why he wanted this specific mushroom, all that he wanted was to go the next club meeting and that you had to come with him.

He dragged you up the walking path while rambling about sadi mushrooms and their properties. You half listened to him as you tried to take in the surroundings of the new trail that you had never been on. While your gaze was stuck on a particularly bright-colored butterfly, you hadn't realized you had come to a stop until jade leaned down right in front of your face, he looked slightly discouraged. "Have you found something else more interesting, my pearl?" You raised your hands to cradle his jaw leaning up to kiss his nose, "just saw a butterfly is all, shall we continue?"

He tilted his head in your hands, "whatever do you mean, we're here." As he stood back to his full height and stepped to your side you now saw the river running in front of you. As soon as you remembered you started surveying the shores of the river banks for the mushroom that Jade so desperately seemed to want. within a few seconds, you spotted the brightly colored mushroom, pointing in its direction you saw Jade follow your finger, "there, is that it?" You heard him chuckle and a hand being set on your head lightly ruffling your hair. He leaned down to kiss your cheek, "yes. that would be it, my pearl."

Floyd Leech🦐

-even if it wouldn't seem like it, his lips are also soft

-still stems from that vignette where they use stuff from the twins to make a moisturizer for Vil

-his kisses would be so energetic and quick

-he will not care about PDA, if he feels liek it he will just be affectionate in any way no matter whos around (if your comfortable with it)

-if his mood changes randomly during the day hell spend the next few minutes looking for you, all you'll hear is him yelling your name before you get squeezed and kissed all over your face

-he'd most commonly just litter kisses all over your face, or your neck/collarbone

-if you visited him at basketball club, be prepared to get smooched in front of everyone else

-you also end up having a similar role as Jade, which is caring for Floyd when his mood swings happen (AKA- cleaning up the aftermath/helping him)

-you're the only person that can chip up his mood when he's in a funk

You were sat in one of the corner booths at Monstro lounge waiting for Floyd to finish his work. He kept coming by your table to delay his job, but you kept shooting him away so he could actually finish and be able to have free time. All while sipping on the usual drink you got and scrolling through magicam, occasionally texting the group chat you had with the rest of the freshman.

You heard someone clear your through and you looked up to see Jade standing at the edge of your table wearing his usual small smile. You offered him a slight one back, questioning him "what brings you Jade? is Floyd Ok?". While the concern in your voice for his brother was sweet, Jade felt bad burdening you with Floyd rash mood swings, alas he cracked and shook his head. "I'm afraid he has fallen into another one of his fallen moods and has retired to his dorm room, would you be as kind as to check on him? I would but as you can see were quite busy.". Glancing around you noticed the lounge was considerably fuller than it was when your first got there.

You quickly finished your drink and assured Jade that you would check on him. Winding your way through the tables and patrons, you made your way to the actual rooms of the dorm. Knowing the way to his door by heart, you didn't bother knocking and slipped into the open room. There you saw Floyd just sitting on the floor next to his bed looking in his lap, until he realized your presence then his face quickly morphed into a smile full of his sharp teeth. "SHRIMPY!" you giggled softly shaking your head at his repetitive antics. you swiftly made your way to his side, once you were close enough he was able to grab you, tugging your figure into his lap squeezing you. Simply lacing your hand through his hair as you felt him nuzzling into the space between your shoulder and collarbone. He left small kisses wherever he could. once he seemed to be in a better mood you pulled back to look him in the eyes, "feeling better now?" he nodded and sealed it with a soft kiss to your lips.

#twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland x reader #azul ashengrotto #azul x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #jade leech #jade x reader #jade leech x reader #floyd leech #floyd x reader #floyd leech x reader

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necroromantics · 7 months

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hello, this is only a suggestion about something you could write someday only if you like it. I'm really curious about this: imagine toby has a s/o before becoming a proxy, so how would he behave after his disappearance? do you think he would stalk them? maybe he would plan some kind of encounter or get caught stalking them (if so, how it would happen)? idk, i recently found your blog and I just love your Toby and I was wondering what your headcannons could be on this scenario.

🪓 — Ticci Toby + Old Friend

we’ll meet again, don’t know where, don’t know when. but i know we’ll meet again some sunny day.

AN: my bad if this kinda sucks, im not used to writing prompts like this also i wrote this in point form, but if you’d like a oneshot instead let me know 🙏

- i cant imagine toby having the emotional capacity or social skills for a proper relationship prior to becoming a proxy, though i can see him having something of an unspoken mutual love with a childhood friend

- but once he lost lyra, he isolated himself so heavily from everyone and everything, which ended up with him pushing away the only person who treated him like a human being

- a couple of years had passed until he saw them again, and when he did, he couldn’t catch his breath. it happened completely by chance. to be honest, dealing with everything he did, and with the effects of slender sickness, their existence completely slipped his mind until that fateful night.

- it was late, and dark, they were walking home from a particularly rough shift and toby caught a glimpse of them from his spot standing under the flickering streetlight.

- he almost yelled out after them when it processed in his brain where he recognized that face and stride from. once it clicked, toby took a moment before moving from his spot. he needed distance to be able to follow them home without being caught.

- when they approached their dimly lit condo, they fumbled with the key to the front door for a moment. taking the opportunity, toby quietly snuck up behind them and snaked his hands around their waist.

- “found you”

- their first reaction was to spin around and clock him in the face, and of course their fist bounced off like nothing. he didn’t flinch, he even chuckled a bit.

- when they saw his face, they gasped.

- “i thought you died in the fire???”

- “yeaah about that…”

- from that point on, toby would sneak into town just to visit them. he would rarely enter through the front door, he much preferred to enter through the bedroom window his old friend made a note to keep unlocked. it was what he was used to. he was a peculiar boy grown up to be an even more peculiar man.

- but they continued with each other as if there was no time apart. like a missing puzzle piece finally finding its way home. his lost friend would question him, but learned quickly it got absolutely nowhere. asking him was futile. they knew better.

- toby would come to them, they weren’t ever allowed to know where he was, or what he did when he was away.

- they were kept under lock and key. his secret. prized possession.

- on particularly bad days, he would show up to their place and just silently lay in bed with them, allowing his prize to run their fingers through his messy brown hair and let the chaos of the outside, and his job, slip away for a moment.

- the light in his otherwise dark and twisted world. a part of him was so scared of getting them hurt, or even worse hurting them himself.

- but he was still the same unstable, angry boy he always was. and though he tried, he wasn’t cut out for being a good partner to his long lost. there would be fights, threats, hatchet marks on the walls and doors.

- they would learn soon that he wasnt the same boy he was.

- toby could never really shake the feeling that his lover only looked at him with eyes that screamed ‘what have you done?’

- if they ran away, he would kill them. or keep them locked up in an abandoned cabin off somewhere in the forest for the rest of their miserable life.

- and if they chose to stay, they would have to spend all their time and energy being disrespected and drained. there was no fixing things. he wasnt a kid that meant well anymore, he wasnt a victim. whether they knew it or not, he was a cold blooded serial killer.

#tombwrites #creepypasta #ticci toby #creepypasta fandom #ticci toby headcanons #creepypasta headcanon #creepypasta ticci toby #toby rogers #creepypasta headcanons

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muffinsin · 3 months

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Hi muffin, tis i deluded anon- just had another thought before i forget it 😅

Reader being on her period, having debilitating period pains they cant walk or move to sit up just staying in a lil ball with a new hot water bottle every half hour sobbing bc nothing helps, especially with the villages less than modern medicine.

Obviously the sisters confused as to why their little human is in more pain than they should be and try different methods of helping reader dull their pain.

-deluded anon 😁

Hope you are doing better muffin! How has ur day been?

Mixing these two again! :) What an interesting ask too!🩸🩸 Fluff and NSFW in this one y’all!

Let’s get into it! ;)

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Bela

She’s very controlled around you, on the outside as well as on the inside. It does take a lot of effort from her, though

Bela cares so much about you, she just wants you to feel better already. It hurts her to see her little human in so much pain

Frankly, she doesn’t know what a period feels like

She possesses a vast amount of knowledge about it, coming from books and living in a castle with exclusively female staff, but she has never experienced one herself due to her nature

This being said, she can’t quite relate to your feelings, and still tries her best to help

But frankly?

You’re incredibly tempting even to her and it takes all in her not to pounce, spread your legs and lick it all up

Your blood makes her feel lightheaded, and cuddling especially proves to be difficult for her

She smells you, right there, and the scent of your blood is so much

Still, she’s your caring girlfriend and would never initiate something improper

You’re in so much pain already, she wouldn’t dare ask you for a bite from your wrist or neck at this time, no matter how the blood between your legs tempts her for a taste

Her go-to to take care of you is warmth, food, water, baths and rest

She makes sure you stay in bed and retrieves all you need for you

She is quick to deliver proper food for you, even brings you something warm to rest on your stomach when it begins aching painfully

When you want something sweet or bitter, she’s already brought it and placed it in the bowl on your nightstand

She’s incredibly observant, and with each period of yours she understands a little more and in turn helps you a little easier and better in the next one

Bela draws you many baths and ensures the duke gets you all the supplies you need

She likes to keep them on stock, just to avoid a nasty surprise of not having one when needed

Though really, that’s incredibly unlikely in a castle full of women, but still

She also has painkillers on hand, which she insists you take if they even only dull the pain for a few hours

She brings you books and papers, pencils and whatever your heart desires to keep you busy while your stomach hurts this much

Bela insists, you shouldn’t move when you’re in this much pain

And while she warns, the two of you shouldn’t cuddle too much, she still allows you to cuddle her the majority of the time

Only are her golden eyes pressed shut in concentration and one of her hand fists the sheets tightly

She’d never want to hurt you, but when you’re on your period, it feels as though holding a bone right under a dog’s nose

Somehow, she is able to refrain herself from snatching it

Sometimes, she’s able to lessen the pain…by laying her head on your stomach

You find such relaxation in it, you play with her hair and almost immediately feel and hear her purrs. The small vibrations made against your skin by them are incredible, and you’re sure they possess healing powers

They always succeed in making a lesser stomachache go away like nothing

On your period however, this proves to be especially difficult

You know how hard she’s struggling to contain herself, and aren’t sure it would end well to ask her to have her head rest on your lower stomach

It seems like bittersweet, cruel torture even to you. To bring your beloved so close to the source of the bloody smell, yet deny her a taste of it

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Two days pass, two days of utter agony. Bela doesn’t understand why nothing helps this time

You haven’t got a fever like she suspected. It seems to really just be period pains

She doesn’t understand why you’re in so much pain and why nothing helps at all!

Even when she rested her body on you and fell asleep purring, it was only a temporary relief to you, for the pain picked up again fast

She researches different ways to make you feel better, in hopes something will come up that can help you with the pain

Then, she finds something: a passage in a medical book, mentioning how sex can help with cramps

When she attempts to talk to you about it, she’s a flustered mess. Perhaps one of the most flustered states she has ever been in

You only catch something along cramps, sex, endorphins and orgasms in her ramblings

Alas, with the pain in your abdomen high and your girlfriend looking positively ravishing, you all too eagerly agree

Even so, Bela is a mess. She’s incredibly flustered and needy to do this while you’re bleeding

The two of you settle on something that could only be described as foolish. But you trust her

You ask her to eat you out. She’s so good with her tongue, and you yearn to feel it back on you. Aside from this, you’re curious about how it will look to have your blood fully cling to her face

When you pull down your clothing and underwear, she gulps. She smells you now, all of you. She smells your scent and takes it in greedily

It’s your turn to blush when the moment you remove the last barrier between her and your core, she inhales sharply

The gold in her eyes is only a thin ring now, and her nails dig sharply into the bed. You can see them begin to tear up the sheets already, yet when she leans forwards, her touch is soft

Her tongue laps softly, but eagerly. Fast, and steady. She moans and groans, the taste new and familiar at the same time

You realize, she’s cleaning you up first, and your cheeks burn bright pink

When she finally pushes her tongue inside, you groan loudly. You almost forgot how good she feels, and how good she makes you feel

Bela raises a shaky hand to your hip, and while her grip is tighter and stronger than normal, you don’t bruise under it

You can tell, your girlfriend is holding back with all she has. You see it in the way her shoulders tremble and her tongue laps faster than normal. You feel it in the way her warm breath hits you, fast as though she’s panting

You appreciate it endlessly. That she’s willing to do this

With every bit of pleasure she gives you, the painful ache within you lessens

You feel your own orgasm rising with her fast movements and eager licks. She works her tongue perfectly. She knows your body well, and knows how to make you cum fast

She licks and sucks eagerly, her eyes closing and her hand flexing against the sheets

She feels so close already despite having received no pleasure herself, simply from what she’s doing. Bela tries her best to ignore her body’s wish to cum

The blonde moans and hums when she licks your clit, and in turn you groan when she pushes her tongue against it

Your hands shoot down to grip strands of golden hair. Not tugging, merely keeping her in place

Not that she wishes to go anywhere, really

Your thighs tremble harshly next to her head, and your head is thrown back when she wraps her lips around you and thrusts her tongue against your clit repeatedly

She licks and sucks the little bud, moans and hums around it. Her teeth are sharp, but never graze your skin

When you finally cum, you shake and moan loudly. Your grip on her hair tightens, and through lidded eyes, you notice her cum as she licks you clean, more blood flowing freely for her

You smile even as you try to catch your breath, the stomachache gone for the moment

Still, the sight of your blood all over the lower parts of her face make you feel aroused and dizzy at the same time

She promises: she’ll wash up, then join you in bed

Cassandra

Cassandra is something of a bloodhound at times

Not only does she know you’re about to get your period even before you know, but she also knows exactly when you’re getting it

It’s a little embarrassing when she lazily points out that you’ve just gotten your period while you’re cuddling

When you quickly jump up to get to the bathroom, she whines, having had to abandon her slouching position on top of your lap

Cassandra loves your blood, really. She’s addicted to it, and begs of you to let her have a taste at least once per week, if not nearly every day

She just doesn’t want to drink you dry, either, or seriously hurt you

When you get your period, she knows your neck is off limits

She knows not to cause more pain, even if it is just a dull one or a stinging pain for a moment. You’re in pain already as it is

This might come off as a surprise, but Cassandra is the most controlled around you on your period

She’s incredibly bloodthirsty, and is therefore well accustomed to your blood in particular. She’s bloodied nearly all day, every day, from her victims too

When you get your period, she has little trouble holding back from devouring you whole

However, a different kind of trouble plagues her mind

But more of that later ;)

She tries her best to take care of you, even if when she knows painfully little about how to help you go about your period

All she knows is what she knows helped the last time

And so, she brings you plates of any food you crave, distracts you from your pain and brings you heated bottles every few hours

She sleeps by your side and holds you, she shows off new weapons to distract you from the pain

She has everything covered, except for the emotional part perhaps

Cassandra isn’t the best as it comes to dealing with emotions. When you turn out to be incredibly sensitive during your period, this leaves her a little dumbfounded

She tries her best not to trigger it, but really? She fails each time

Either you yell at her for something or someone she’s killed, or mourn them and cry for hours while Cassandra tries to gently remind you- it was just a bear, the world will keep going

She has quickly learned to immediately point out that any animal she killed did not have a family “waiting at home for them”. Not that she cares about her prey, but if the little “of course they didn’t”- phrase makes you feel better, she’ll add it

Then, there’s the other random emotions she’s unused to dealing with

Such as when she tells you of newly tortured maidens and you squeeze her hard enough for parts of her to automatically break off into a swarm, all whine claiming she’s only yours

She doesn’t quite follow, but thinks it’s adorable

To this day Cassandra has no idea how to handle your moods during your period, and seriously doubts she ever will

She just allows them to come and go. After all, it’s just one week a time of this emotional torment for the both of you

She has learned- being used as a teddy bear and purring seems to make you feel better

So, even as her face is bright pink from your constant gushing over her, she tends to rest next to or on top of you when you have your period, her vibrant purrs magical against your aching muscles and stomach

She will, however, snarl at any little remark made about this once your period passes

Cassandra insists to this day, she does not purr! It’s merely her flies buzzing contentedly, which she (to your luck) can’t control

You think it’s adorable, and an absolute must when your stomach hurts

As mentioned, while she has no trouble resisting any urge to bite into you and drink you dry, she faces a different kind or urge

Cassandra is incredibly turned on during the entirety of your period

Each menstrual cycle, you can tell your poor girlfriend is so on edge and desperate

You know, your sadist has an incredible blood kink. And a scent one. Your period mixes both, and puts her on edge constantly

Sometimes, she can’t help herself when you’re cuddling and you feel her rub up against your thigh for a moment before she manages to stop herself

She’s incredibly flustered about it and tries her best to resist it. She’s just so turned on…!

Still, Cassandra doesn’t want to approach the subject. She fears you will misunderstand. That you’ll believe she takes pleasure from seeing you in this type of pain- which she doesn’t

You’re her precious little human. Her little lamb. She doesn’t want to see you in pain. Not this type of pain, anyway

Then, a particularly awful cycle comes around. It’s clear from the first day that this one will be rougher

You’re crying in pain and whimpering at your aching stomach. You’re twisting and turning and she feels helpless

She wishes she could help you. Why must your body torment you this way?! How dare it!

As she retrieves the castle’s doctor, she only confirms that it’s your period, no fever, no sickness

It’s a pity that all she can do to help is give painkillers that do next to nothing to soothe you

Still, among the pain, you can’t help but feel excitement brooding in you too

Even as you’re in pain, you notice Cassandra’s little whimper when she cuddles you and your thigh, slotted between hers, accidentally bumps against her clit

It leads you to trying out a theory;

You always feel so good when you’re having sex- she always makes you feel so good- so why not give it a shot? Perhaps it’s enough to make you forget about your stomach pains

Cassandra, upon being proposed this idea, is immediately on board

She’s so shaky and desperate, her clit aching even long before you brush against it. She’s incredibly soaked, even if you don’t know that just yet

When she asks what you’d like, you can’t help but tease your girlfriend a little more

Her clear-as-day arousal and neediness makes for an excellent distraction

Her adorable attempts of keeping it hidden as to not burden you with it while you’re in pain prove as an excellent turn on

Cruelly, perhaps, you ask her to scissor you. And Cassandra almost sees stars

As she easily swarms out her dress, your eyes linger on her hard nipples. When she slides her underwear down her smooth legs, you see the line of arousal connecting them to her cunt for a few moments

She eagerly helps you out of your clothing and disposes of your means of protection as it comes to your period. She doesn’t want anything in the way

When she sees you, finally, and sees the blood moving from you with each breath, she feels dizzy. Never has she been this turned on

With shaky limbs she straddles you, and at the first touch of her clit against yours, she moans filthily and loud for you already

You too, notice how wet she is now. She’s absolutely soaked, and with a single brush of her cunt against you, you’re coated in her wetness as well

Her clit is aching and sensitive, and every little move makes her jolt and gasp. You’ve never seen her this on edge

As she begins to thrust her hips properly, both of you moan loudly

Her arms tremble and her hips jerk up beyond her control, yet she holds herself up and keeps pushing her hips forth and back

You’re moaning below her, her constant state of neediness having rubbed off on you, it seems

She’s panting beautifully, her face flushed

At only the first bit of blood that begins to coat her cunt, she cums

Cassandra shrieks when you only grasp her ass cheeks and have her keep moving her hips, even as she shakes from her orgasm and covers both of you in creamy cum

She doesn’t dare look down again, yet smells your blood that sticks to her privates now. It’s making her feel dizzy in the best of ways

Your clit is soon incredibly sensitive, and your thighs begin to shake when the painful ache in your stomach is replaced with a light, almost bubbly feeling

Cassandra’s head is thrown back and you see somewhat of an incredibly rare sight- tears of overstimulation flow down her beautiful, flushed cheeks

She’s never looked better, you could argue, than in this moment, when her desperation and want for you is visible

When you cum, Cassandra joins you. She’s panting and moaning. Her eyes seem almost black, her pupils large and wide so only a tiny shimmer of dark gold remains

She begs you to allow her to clean you up, and once she’s done, it takes quite some convincing to talk her into cleaning herself up as well in the bathroom

She almost insisted on leaving your blood on her just a little longer…

Daniela

Sweet Daniela has the hardest time holding back from the moment she smells your blood

At first, she is deadly worried you’re hurt

She races to you, yet upon finding you in bed, clutching your stomach and eating some of her candy, she understands

“My poor baby!”, she coos each time realization hits her, and immediately she steps closer to cuddle you

And each time she takes a step back in an instant when the scent of your blood hits her

She drinks from you often, yet tends to only take when you offer your blood to her. Now, however, she deals with a nearly overwhelming urge to taste and claim

This especially is a problem the first few times of your first period with her as your girlfriend

She doesn’t trust herself near you at all, and opts for bringing you all you need to the doorstep, then asking her sisters or commanding maids to bring the tray inside

She watches you, often, from the other end of the room, and still chats with you. She reads with you, gossips, and oh so yearns to cuddle you already

In time, the two of you come up with a plan that helps her block out the overwhelming scent of your blood

You giggle each time she tries to talk and hear her grumble loudly and complain about the stupid clip on her nose

Yes, she can’t smell you as much anymore, but she sounds silly!

Still, she supposes if it makes you laugh, it’s not all bad

She even makes silly voices to make you feel better, and whines when she can finally take off the clip and her nose is sore and red for a few minutes. She demands a few kisses in return, and practically beams happily when you grant her those without question

Daniela draws you many baths while you’re not feeling well, and you relax in each. The water temperature is perfect and the sweet scent of soap is enough to relax you

She strokes alongside your skin with her hands and makes sure to clean you up as you almost doze off in the tub with her

Additionally, Daniela loves to nap there with you. It’s certainly something comfortable, yet requires a lot of trust from her, as she is unable to swarm in the water. Trust, however, she eagerly gives you

The water soothes you, and you feel comfortable

Even your stomach aches let up once inside, and her fingers trailing along your skin as she washes you is pure heaven

Daniela loves to share her snacks with you, and the second you complain about stomach pains, she gently slips her hand underneath your top and rubs your stomach for you

She isn’t sure if it helps, but it seems to. Even if it doesn’t, her touch is comforting and the light kisses pressed to your head lull you to sleep more often than not

Daniela is a little bit of a puppy when you aren’t feeling well. She doesn’t at all want to leave your side

Even if this means having to wear nose clips around you while you’re on your period

She loves to rest her head on your thighs while she strokes your stomach, and she likes to fall asleep basking in the warmth the two of you share underneath a warm blanket

While she can’t help you with your period pains all that much, unfortunately, Daniela never fails to make your period seem shorter than it is

She not only entertains you, but makes you laugh and giggle, makes you feel comfortable and happy

She’s your ray of sunshine, even when your stomach hurts and your back aches, even when you grow sick of the blood between your legs

Now, it isn’t quite uncommon for you to feel different things than the innocent happiness or annoying pain while you’re on your period, however

Often, either before or during it, you experience quite the sexual need to have Daniela. You feel on edge and needy, eager to feel her

She’s so cute, so doting

She brings you all you want and much more

She cares so well for you

You want nothing but to reward the sweet thing. To ride her face until morning comes

Now, you know this wouldn’t be a good idea

You know, she won’t be able to control herself like that- you know, even the nose clip is a necessity. There is no way she could stay in control when you shove her pretty little face between your thighs

Ah, but the thought keeps your mind occupied so very often

When Daniela is yet again laying on top of you, her head on your chest and her thighs surrounding yours, you can’t help but think of this again

She hums tiredly when you move your thigh, and squeaks in surprise when you move it up and press it right against her clit

Assuming this is by mistake, she merely keeps cuddling you as she attempts to ignore the tempting urge to grind down against you

This changes, however, when she feels your hands slide from her upper back to her lower one, grasping her hips for a moment before you grab a handful of her round, soft ass

She hums, her golden eyes opening and finding yours immediately. You see the excitement in your lover’s eyes; the eagerness

With a nod and a thrust of your thigh against her, you let her know your intentions

She immediately moves to hover above you and you giggle at her eagerness when she quickly pulls up her dress and tugs down her panties

You follow her lead, and grin when you begin to feel her feather-light touches against your entrance

“Come here, sweet girl”, you whisper, beckoning her closer until she hovers right above your chest. With a tug to her hips, she arches her back and presents her wet cunt to you

“No tongue, use your fingers”, you warn, and she eagerly nods. You feel her remove the last barrier between her and your cunt, then gasp in surprise when she already pushes her index finger inside of you

Then, another follows, and your grip on her hips tightens. You tug, and she gasps when she feels your tongue push up against her wet slit

You moan at her taste and push your face closer to her, her sweet smell surrounding you

You feel her rub your clit, and squirm gently below her as you eat her out. You’ve missed tasting her this way, even if it’s only been a few days

And it seems Daniela shares this opinion

Her cheeks jiggle for you when she squirms, her back arches low with each flick of your tongue against her little, sensitive clit

You feel her large breasts pushed up against you, still covered by her dress, and spread your legs a little wider for her

She’s moaning loudly, and when she curls her fingers in you, both of you groan and gasp. She loves the feeling of you, and the feeling of being able to slide right inside of you

While Daniela does not share her older sister’s blood kink, she yearns to taste you just as well. She smells you, even through the clip, yet thankfully not quite overwhelmingly enough for her to lose control

When two of your fingers push into her, she shrieks in surprise at the sudden fill

You moan around her clit as you drag your tongue over it, over and over again. Your sweet girlfriend is so wet for you, it only makes you feel better in return

Too concentrated on her smell and the softness of her skin, you don’t even notice the painful ache in your lower stomach has been replaced with a comforting, all too familiar light feeling

You don’t even notice you’re getting closer to your orgasm, only notice that hers is approaching by her high pitched moans and shaky gasps

She’s the first to cum, with her cream coating first your fingers, then your lips, then your tongue

When you follow after her, she’s panting and plops down on top of you, her wet cunt smeared against your collarbone and her head resting against your upper thigh

Her fingers move out from you with a plop, and as she turns to you with a mischievous smile, you watch breathlessly as her fingers disappear in her mouth

She moans, blushes and giggles at your taste

“Exquisite, my love”

#cassandra dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #deluded anon #i hate periods

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hezuart · 10 months

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So I'm still planning Helluva Boss video reviews, but I'm gonna take a break from it for a while, might wait until season 2 ends to do an overall of the final half of the season. But yeah after season 2 I'm planning on abandoning videos for that series since I don't see it going anywhere. As for Season 2 Episode 5: ~~

WHOAH the pacing is fixed!!!!! Adam fixed his pacing issues! This episode was really well paced??? I could follow it so nicely, I was so surprised... like I know the bar is low but man it was so nice to watch a well-paced episode for once, it was pleasant.

As for the rest of the episode, ironically sexist writing, I don't even think they realized it. I don't know the proper term for this, but this has happened before in other media. They dumb down the male character so the female character doesn't even have to try or put in any effort to look better than him. Ergo, Moxxie writing off his wife for finding their first suspect. Moxie is right, they shouldn't assume the first person they see had truly done it, but he completely ignores this person the entire week. That should have been the first person they should have investigated. Moxie is typically the logical one of the group. He's smart and logistical. But he completely blows off his wife's input. He ignores their first lead and decides to waste time with popular teenagers. He's like... so insecure this episode its uncomfortable and doesn't make sense. He's literally like "ME MEMEME ME IM SO GOOD IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL YOU" and im like ... these are human children Moxie ,,, what are you trying to prove,,,, what is happening right now,,,, he even gets jealous that everyone likes his wife more than him

excuse me? you guys are on an assassination mission right now. What are you doing.

I'm happy to see them fight, since I'm so tired of their "perfect" flat relationship, but they're fighting over something really weird. Moxie is SO out of line. Its weird to see Millie insecure. "I finally get to be somebody!" "Its nice no one is screaming at me to not kill them this time!" I laughed at the lyrics to her song. "I'm so boring and plain, why do these girls keep screaming my name?" im like YEAH MILLIE FANS.... TELL US, MILLIE FANS even when Millie got her "episode" she's not the focus. It's all about Moxie feeling inadequate and wasting time on his first mission lead, meanwhile Millie is just screwing around in the background

and in the end, Blitz calls Moxie stupid because Moxie got caught up and wasted time on their mission, basically justifying Blitz's distrust in Moxie and also wrecking any character development of Moxie's? He's always called weak and incapable, and this episode just solidifies it Who is he without Millie tbh Like if anyone should be insecure about their marriage it should be Moxie because Millie is the only ace around here anymore and Blitz manipulatively and creepily stalking his sister Barbie was uncomfortable Barbie is also a bitch, basically Blitz but female. I was expecting her to be something more than that, but nah, she's pretty unlikable

and she makes it clear she wants nothing to do with Blitz. I find it ironic that Blitz tries to break into the hospital to go visit her and doesn't give a fuck about Stolas, not visiting him at all. Watch Stolas x Blitz fans try to be like "OH STOLAS JUST HAS MORE GUARDS SO BLITZ CANT FEASIBLY BREAK INTO THE HOSPITAL TO SEE HIM....PROBABLY" nah, Blitz just doesn't care man... Blitz x Stolas is so badly written now and it makes me sad but like... are we supposed to feel bad for Blitz? He's just an asshole who stalks his sister. He ruined her life somehow in the past, and then he wrecked her new job as soon as she's out of the hospital. Like he's awful? She is too, but? I don't get the point of having them here.

Anyway this episode got a chuckle out of me once or twice. Pacing again, really nice. Millie and Moxie's personalities were out of wack. Millie even suddenly knows how to play a dozen musical instruments and suddenly has this insecurity about "being somebody" which I can't connect anything in her past to. She was well loved by her family and she scored a sweet husband and she's also Blitz's best assassin like... I WANT her to have more depth, this insecurity would be interesting, but there's nothing to support why it exists for her.

So yeah honestly, an alright episode. Hasn't bothered me as much as the others, but yeah Millie and Moxie's writing just gets more and more confused as the episodes go on. im just tired

#helluva boss #helluva boss critical #text post #ask #not even gonna comment about the incest joke #im just so tired folks

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creachureboy · 1 year

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Completely self-indulgent headcanons of soft domestic Sugimoto Saichi

I was just thinking "i think he'd be really nice and warm to cuddle" and then i ended up coming up w an entire list of headcanons so take them

Also gender neutral reader

Sugimoto would let you borrow his clothes anytime. Literally just ask.

He's confused about it the first time like "are all your clothes dirty or something ?"

but if you ask enough it just becomes routine where he offers his coat and scarf to you when he's not wearing it

And if you keep saying yes each time, he just tosses his coat and scarf at you every time he changes. Like absentmindedly

Literally you'd be doing your own thing and you'd get pelted by it

Youre not complaining though

He starts to find your scent comforting too, but he cant borrow your clothes because they absolutely will not fit him as comfortably as they fit you, but he still likes to hold your sweater / jacket when youre not around

Also whenever you cook he'll always savour it, even if you don't think it's that good it'll still always put a smile on his face

But if anything he actually prefers to cook with you

He tries to learn all your favourite dishes and wants to make them with you

And of course you will end up eating his cooking too

Something something food tastes better when you share it with your loved ones

Sometimes when he cooks for / with you, you have no clue what youre about to put in your mouth

Cause he eventually started to mix recipes he learned from Asirpa with other recipes from around japan, and then started dabbling in cuisine across the world.

Half the time you dont even know what it is, just that it tastes good

Also if you fall asleep anywhere thats not a bed you will always ALWAYS without fail wake up on a bed comfortably under a blanket.

And if you have any favourite stuffed animals, guess what you'll be waking up to beside you

Sugimoto never brings it up, he's always just like "you seemed tired, did you rest well ?" as if you magically teleported to the bed yourself

ALSO SUGIMOTO SNUGGLE BUDDY !

he is very warm, after all the time he's spent in Hokkaido winters he's like a personal heater. Youll never be cold again

and if somehow youre still cold, he'll cuddle you under a blanket till youve warmed up.

But sometimes he gets so cozy holding you close that he just. Falls asleep.

But the heater (sugimoto) is getting too warm.

But he looks so comfortable and you wouldnt wanna move and wake him up, would you ?

So you just awkwardly kick the blanket off of you in hopes that youll cool down a little

This is a routine occurrence

Also sometimes he starfishes when he sleeps but literally you do not care even if it takes up the whole bed because it means ! Time for him to be a pillow !

he's always very careful not to cross your boundaries, to the point where you have to remind him that he doesnt have to be so tense.

He just wants to make sure youre always comfortable around him

he will always ALWAYS stand up for you

Whether he's standing up against a person or proving your own bad thoughts wrong

He really cares about you and wants to do anything in his power to make sure you're alright

I cannot stress enough how selfless this man is. Like it worries you sometimes, he'll always check in on you and make sure youre comfortable and fed and alright, and you always ask the same questions in return

And if hes ever not taking proper care of himself ? You always make sure to remind and help him with that

Sometimes he causally says a really concerning thing that happened in the past and you have to ask if he's okay

He's always really grateful of how much you care about him

Sugimoto doesnt always know what to say when you vent to him, but he's a good listener and will do whatever you ask to help you feel better

whether its cradling you in his arms, getting you tissues or water, or taking you somewhere quiet. he really cares and just wants to help

he'll always comfort you regarding your fears, whether its something big like fear of death or something smaller like a fear of bugs

he'll always try and support you when something scares or upsets you

and yes if you are socially anxious he will order things for you dont worry

Also, sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to him twitching or talking in his sleep

You grew quite accustomed to being able to tell if its a normal dream or a nightmare

But if he's having a nightmare, youd know to wake him up, and youd always comfort and hold him till he manages to fall asleep again

Also sometimes you would cup his cheeks in your palms and admire him, but it took you by surprise the first time he did it back !

He found your flustered reaction cute and proceeded to continue doing it sometimes

Nose kisses ! Forehead kisses ! Cheek kisses !

Oh and he absolutely cannot help you with your homework but he provides moral support and is consistently in awe by how much you know, even if you dont feel like your knowledge is anything special

You also buy him hair conditioner.

Now his hair is soft and smells good.

He does not understand why youre obsessed with his hair after the conditioner until he makes you try it and now you are both obsessed with each others hair. Good work

That's all I have for now, huge props to my friend for letting me spam him with these ideas. If you're reading this, I hope you have a comfortable day and remember to relax your body if there's any stiffness

Take care <3

#can be read as romantic or as a qpr #sugimoto saichi #golden kamuy #domestic fluff #sugimoto saichi x reader #no i domt have a problem #headcanons #can be read in either a modern setting or canon setting except for like two points

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episode 4 commentary - Sweet Dreams

warnings: swearing, once again barely any of this is proper commentary it's just me calling everyone pretty and simping over their hands and arms, SPOILERS FOR THE SHOW AND BOOKS, when I have multiple of the same letter in a row (so like AAAAA) I have to press the key every single time (fun) so... idk why it's a warning but I felt like you just needed to know how excited I got

that's a funky headboard

omg I want her jumper

LOCKWOOD WITH THE ALICE IN WONDERLAND REFERENCE

that toast would have scared the shit out of me too Lucy dw

angry

concerned bbs

"we were not 'rescued'" and "stuck up mediocrities" will forever be iconic

"he lacks respect"

this whole scene always makes me laugh tbh

so many good quotes

"you take the lie, and you take Kipps' face and put them together--"

"and you just wanna watch him... die"

"please tell me there's tea" mood AND THEN HE'S THE ONE MAKING TEA

concerned bbs again

"you're just not rude enough to her, George"

the way he appears round that door 😭

FUCK OFF JOPLIN

hand

I will not be discussing the sound I made at lockwood sat in the chair after passing on the business card

Georgie no

spiky shoes

my dried mango I'm eating is so good

"pre-pleb?"

lockwood's so pretty omg

so is lucy

hmmmmmmmmmm lockwood

^^^

why does his mouth not move

also why was that hot

rainy taxi

hand

George looks so excited talking about the black market I love him

hand

George I love you

lockwood could your ego get any bigger (but also hehehe)

"proper honest blokes, real salt of the earth"

"you've never even spoken to them"

*pause* "yeah well they're a bit scary"

"go write a poem about it!" George you beautiful human being

showman speech! showman speech!

hand

BOBBY I CANT HEAR ANYTHING BUT BESHPOKELY NOW

"you will have my undivided attention" gbsgsukrhgosuruhgksh I would melt and then evaporate when he smiled

"no backbone this generation!"

"I am not filling out more forms" mood

he's so pretttyyyyyyyyy

NOT THE CAMERA SPINNING AROUND LIKE THE BONE GLASS

woo they have chains now!

lockwood is so angry

"it knows you're there" oh very comforting

bzzzzzzzzzzzz

JOPLIN GO AWAY

omg Lucy nooo

hehehe it's her bestie

touching locklyle moment of: "Luce, what's going on? are you okay?"

*George in the background* "WhERe'S mY LiGht?"

bestieeee

yeah well don't open it

"stand by" lockwood honey she's not in any state of mind to deal with this

Georgie nooooo

idk if it's a thing but the fact that lockwood was the only seemingly unaffected??? Lucy obviously has Listening, and George can do some of the Touch stuff, so does that mean they're more susceptible to psychic emotions? George had the nausea and Lucy had the headache and all the rest of it but lockwood was fine? idk

"all someone had to do was apply themselves!" iconic

DON'T FEEL EXCITED BITCH

GEORGIE NOOO

whoops

bit dusty now

BADASS BITCH MOMENTTTTTTT

THROW THAT RAPIER!!!!

heavily breathing lockwood 👀

hehehe bestieeee

already trying to get out lolllllll

oh no the boys are fighting :(

"you'd never bollock her like this would you"

tired-of-this-lockwood is one of my favourites I think

"iS iT tALkInG tO yOu nOw?"

oops

don't talk about the room

"clinically insane-" "really FUCKING powerful" I love them

"you gave her a free pass just 'cause you like the way she looks at you" ok 1) DUDE SAID THAT WITH LUCY IN THE ROOM I LOVE HIM and 2) honestly I am lockwood bc I too would give her a free pass if Lucy looked at me like 😍 (or even if she just looked at me tbh)

"I don't know what you're talking about" "yeah sure" I AM GEORGE IN THIS SITUATION

boy's angry

"why, 'cause you can't handle being my Tom Rotwell?" OOOO WHAT A BLOW TO THE EGO

THE MICROEXPRESSSIONS S SIESR0[HORUSHGOSRUHGOA CAMERON CHAPMAN THE MAN YOU AREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sorry can you tell I love that bit

aw Georgie nooo

lanky boy

I WANNA GIVE HIM A HUGGGG :((((

Georgie noooo

IS THAT MARY WATSON

is that a FQD I see?

hehehe he's so silly

"he was a massive prick to me just now" he deserved that

awkward teens hehehe

SJRHGIUSRHGOURHSOUGHSEORIGJORS THIS SCENENEEEEEEE

TENDING TO WOUNDSSSSSSSSSSDSDIUSGHESIUHGOSUR H

"the real reason you might be here is to shine it on somebody else" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY AM I TEARING UP (I think it's the hormones actually)

HE IS SO BAD AT NOT LOOKING AT HER LIPS (me too)

his smileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

WHY AM I CRYING

WTF

HE LOOKED AT HER LIPS AGAIN

NOW THEY'RE TENDERLY HOLDING HANDS

NOT THE PINKY FINGER

NOT HIM LOOKING AT HER LIPS FOR THE THIRD TIME

omg the awkwardness after they sat in silence staring at each other and holding hands

ok but the fact they cut to george's room but showed it through the mirror on his wardrobe???????? omggggg deep analysis of when mirrors are used here we come

he's so pretty

peekaboo

not the biscuit 😭

"do not cross" *crosses*

he looks like a guilty child

he sounds like one too

"absolutely by the book" sure...

BOBBYYYYYYYY

heavily breathing lockwood hmmmmmmm

I'm sorry I can't take bobby Vernon seriously bc I just think of bobby (who isn't that small) and I laugh

I've had to pause it which is a problem bc it's gonna take me a while to get through this 😭

he's so smug omg 😭

"there you go, sir" with as much smugness as possible

screeching like a parrot at bobby's laugh

I actually can't stop laughing this is ridiculous

"yes, I do, actually" YOU SHOW THEM GEORGIE

"you sure you do?" "I know who that man is"

"this better be good Karim" *immediately aims his attack at bobby*

"they'll be glad of the work, but this is Phoenician" I AM A PROUD BESTIE JUST LIKE LOCKWOOD AND LUCY ARE IN THAT MOMENT

"bobby, just a hunch. something I read in a book, if you remember those" I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOUR

he's having so much fun being smarter than bobby Vernon and I love it

"thank you bobby, you've been a wonderful assistant"

*gets a shot of just him concluding his point like the DIs in death in paradise while looking awesome*

"shut up karim" "you thought it was a brewer!" ah, rivalry

lockwood looks so thin (like thinner than he normally does) he kinda looked like a cartoon I won't lie

barnes is so done

"shall we get hotdogs"

he's so smug

stop calling him irrelevant bestie

lucy's "oh for god's sake" in the background is me

"Quill Kipps, the walking appendix" ok 1) honey go to bed and 2) why was the way he said that kinda 👀🤭

lockwood seriously go to bed, your brain is clearly not functioning properly

"three less amateurs stumbling around" um kipps if you're going to insult them could you at least say fewer? (I'm a pedant just like lockwood)

"what the hell is he doing" "whatever the hell he wants" hehehe

#lockwood and co #lockwood & co #anthony lockwood #lucy carlyle #george karim #quill kipps #montague barnes #belle's episode commentaries

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Midnight - Joseph Quinn pt. 3

Joe makes promises to you to make things right.

18+ MDNI, smut!!!!

(I really wanted to give you a happy ending but their relationship is still a little rocky, so I give more Joe being a dickhead. Can they fix things now? idk lmao.)

Part 1 Part 2 Part 4

The next couple days were spent laying in bed curing your hangover. To be fair, the first day was because of your hangover, but the other two days of sulking were purely because of Joe. All you wanted was a call, a text, a knock at your door but as the days go on your confidence in that diminishes. He’s gone, swooped up by Hollywood and pretty models and out of your life.

Come Thursday you decide you can’t keep brooding away, you have to shake it off and go to work. So for the rest of the week you busy yourself with work, staying back and doing overtime just so you don’t have to think about Joe. Your boss also said you had a lot to catch up on, so that kept you occupied.

Friday evening came by quickly and you were finishing up your extended day at work, ready to head home. You were scared to go home, knowing the weekend would bring two more days of staying in bed feeling sad and sorry for yourself. Part of you was ready to welcome those feelings back, the more productive part desperately wanted it to be over, that you’d wake up tomorrow morning feeling great, maybe go for a run, visit the local bakery for a proper substantial breakfast for once this week, no thought of Joe crossing your mind.

As you made your way home you kept your mind on that bakery. How good it would feel to get out of the house. How much you need to go for that run, let the cold morning air hit your face, maybe knock some damn sense into you. Joe was in the deep depths of your mind now, no longer causing a tight feeling in your chest like he had for the first half of the week.

Your flatmate was at the front door when you arrived home, she looked anxious as she paced back and forth across the small front patio.

“Thank god you’re here” She sighed once you came into view.

“I tried to tell him to fuck off but he was so persistent, barged his way in”

Your stomach sank, you didn’t need any more information, it was him. You really didn’t want to face him, the reality of it hitting you finally. He was going to end all communication, completely reject you and leave you alone forever. You didn’t want that.

Walking through the hall and to your bedroom, you see him sitting on your bed through the crack in the door. His head snaps up at the sound of your door opening, a stunned look plastered on his face.

“Hi” He said quietly, watching as you dropped your bag down and stood by the door, keeping your distance.

“I didn’t know your work schedule so I waited” He tried again, but you didn’t know what to say. Part of you didn’t want to start talking at all, getting closer to the end tugged at your heart.

“I want to apologise” He sighed, getting up and slowly inching closer, he had a way of manipulating you so subtly, getting what he wanted without you noticing until its too late. It infuriated you, made you hate him so much, hate how much you loved him regardless.

“Go on then” You answered, eyes trained to the floor, Joes eye contact was too strong.

“I shouldn’t have acted the way I did the other night, I care about you and was so worried, I didn’t think about how cruel I had been”.

You watched Joes feet shuffle, his ugly shoes making you frown, you distinctly remember telling him not to buy them.

“I also want to apologise for the way I’ve treated you over the past year, it’s not been fair on you and I cant keep stringing you along”

‘Here we go’ you think.

“Things are different in my life, and I don’t want to lose you, I want you in my life, but that means things have to change a bit”.

You looked up after hearing his last line, falling into the depths of his sad sorrowful eyes. He had you, you were trapped, it made you feel sick.

Joe reached out and grasped your hand in his, tugging you closer forcing you to look up at him.

“Let me do things right, let me take you out, I’ve got a premiere to go to tomorrow night, I want you with me.”

You didn’t give it a second thought, head nodding viscously, agreeing to whatever Joe wanted from you. The spell he had cast on you was in no time lifting, you could feel that.

The next evening you were dressing up in your best dress, most uncomfortable heels, hair and face all done up. You were simply excited, happy to finally feel like you were a part of Joes new life. There was no time to feel silly, or manipulated, what could go wrong?

Joe arrived to pick you up, dressed in all black. Not too dissimilar to the getup he had on a few months ago when he came to visit you. He was hot, you thought, there was no way you’d be getting through the night with him looking like that. He took your hand, gave it a reassuring squeeze before guiding you down to the car waiting, he had a god damn private driver. You ignored the feeling that gave you, the feeling of not belonging, because you were with Joe, you belonged with him.

“Have I told you how beautiful you look tonight?” Joe whispered in your ear as you got out of the car, arriving at the venue.

“A few times. Can’t go wrong with a couple more though” You replied, eyeing off the crowd in front of you. People were arriving in all sorts of fancy cars, dressed in stunning gowns and suits. Security guided guests around, into the building, off to the side where you noticed a red carpet, this was an official thing, still that feeling of not belonging got pushed to the side, Joe had you close, you belonged.

His arm snaked around your waist firmly, another reassuring squeeze as you were both guided off to the side, the red carpet.

“I’m going to take a few photos, bosses orders, why don’t you wait for me down the end?” Joe said, removing his grip on you and motioning down behind the carpet, out of camera view. You agreed, making your way down the path where you noticed a group huddled by the door at the other end, you concluded this was where managers and escorts waited, unfamous guests.

You struggled to ignore the anxiety you began to feel without Joe by your side, you didn’t belong here anymore, this wasn’t your crowd and you just needed him back beside you, holding you tight to get you through this whole night.

It wasn’t long before you saw the man make his way off the carpet and back to you, he offered you a small smile, and took your hand in his again. You tried to ignore the lack of a squeeze this time, but it ate at the insecurity you felt inside.

Inside the building people chatted and drank, waiting for the theatre to open up. Joe was quick to grab two drinks for the both of you and manoeuvre his way through the crowd until he was stopped. A tall woman tapped his shoulder, greeting him like old friends. You watched as they laughed and chatted, you beside Joe, your hand he once held forgotten. More people approached him, more greetings, not one towards you. You did not belong here.

When the theatre doors opened Joes hand lay flat on the small of your back guiding you in, no longer wrapped around you like before. His dismissal of you hurt, it felt worse than any ignoring he had been doing previously, you were finally in his world and you were still invisible.

The screening was painful to sit through. Joes fingers fiddled with the fabric of your dress cascading over your thigh until the end credits played. Before anyone got up Joe was whisking you away and out of the theatre into the lobby, his hand now grasping your wrist rather than your hand.

“What’s wrong?” You asked watching as he looked around, he looked frantic.

“Here” He replied pulling you towards a bathroom, locking the door after you had entered.

Without explanation you were slammed against the door, Joes mouth falling to your neck in quick harsh sucks and bites, he was ravenous.

“Joe what is-“

His lips came up quick, swallowing your sentence in a kiss, his teeth scrapping over your lip as he pulled away and resumed his assault to your throat.

“Been dying to have you all night Baby” Joe mumbled against your skin, his hands roaming over your backside, bunching the dress up and slotting a clothed leg between yours.

The pressure elicited a content sigh from you, Joes grip now firmly on your hips, guiding you to grind on his leg. The pleasure forced all rationality out of your brain as you submitted to the man you loved.

“You’ll have to be quiet for me, okay?” Joe groaned as he twisted you around so your chest was against the tile, ass out.

You listened for the sound of his belt buckle, but it never came. Instead, you got a harsh slap to the ass followed by Joes quick fingers rubbing you through your panties. You fought off a loud moan as electricity shot through your body. Joe pressed up against you, his lips finding purchase on the sensitive skin behind your ear, his hot breathe creating goosebumps over your skin. His fingers stopped their movement to pull his own pants down, the feeling of his skin against yours almost sending you over the edge. It felt pathetic, to be so affected by him, to need him as much as you did.

Joe rubbed himself against your entrance testing the waters by pushing in a little and pulled out. You eagerly waited for what you were craving so much, to feel him completely, but it never came.

“Lets get these off yeah?” Joe mumbled, tapping your foot with his own before leaning down and gentle pulling your heels off your feet. The relief was almost as good as the sex itself, but with your height difference from the lack of shoes Joe was quick to resume his movements, slipping in effortlessly, his hand snaking around your face, covering your mouth before he began thrusting. The pleasure was overbearing, Joes small grunts in your ear sending shockwaves through your body. You couldn’t see him but you knew the blissed out look on his face, could picture it, and it got you through to your own orgasm, legs quivering as the coil snapped and you let yourself go all too quickly.

Joes movements became sloppy and you knew he was close.

“Let me” You whispered, turning around and dropping to your knees, swatting his hand away pumping him a couple times, tongue out ready to catch his load.

“Fuckfuckfuck” A string of curses left his swollen lips as he released above you. You took everything he gave you, quite happily as embarrassing as it was, and watched him come back to above you. His chest rising and falling, a small trickle of sweat sliding down his temple, his eyes screwed shut still. You wanted him to look down at you, smile at you, give you anything but he stood back, tucking himself back into his pants, head thrown back as he let out a shaky sigh.

Your heart sank, even in such an intimate moment he was ignoring you.

“That’s it huh?” You frowned, gaining his attention again.

Joe looked at you confused, “Didn’t you come? I thought-“

You cut him off with a laugh, “You just don’t get it!” You raised your voice as you stood up, slipping your shoes back on. “Or you do get it and just don’t care” That was what worried you the most, being nothing to Joe and him being actively aware of it. Actively making you aware of it.

“I come out here with you, surround myself in an environment I’m not comfortable in to make YOU happy, and you blow a load in the bathroom like we’re goddamn teenagers.”

Joe stuttered out useless apologies, but you couldn’t care to listen to them.

“I’m going to go now, don’t follow me, I’m serious” You spoke sternly, watching him carefully, worried he might reach out, touch you and break you down again. “And don’t contact me, I think we’re done”.

#Joseph Quinn #joseph quinn fanfic #joseph quinn x reader #joseph quinn smut #joe quinn smut #Joe Quinn #joe quinn fanfic #Smut #fluff #joseph quinn fanfiction #stranger things

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newt-with-a-big-hat · 5 months

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SHAKING MY FIST IN A SOMEWHAT ANNOYED MANNER AT NEIL GAIMAN

I just watched Good Omens season 2 and I'm gonna be ☝🤓 about it for a second bcuz none of my friends watched the show and I cant rant at them (exploding them with my mind rn)

obviously spoiler and unhinged tirade warning

and no im not proof reading any of this

So I got really into the books before it was a show (Im not like other Good omens fans ok) *gets shoved into a locker* So I was pleasantly surprised with the first season because I thought my annoying grinch ahh would hate it. It was faithful to the original but it still made it new and interesting. The themes, story and the vibe was the same. They did put more of a focus on Aziraphale and Crowely and made them slightly softer but it worked and was swag. I also liked what they did with the ending even though it wasn't in the book.

So when season two was announced I was hopeful but also really nervous. The story had come to a logical end (Ig it could continue with a war between humanity and a heaven hell alliance and the end of season one basicallly implied that that would happen but STILL) and then the other writer for the book, Sir Terry Pratchet passed away (SIDE NOTE: i hate when people only mention Gaiman in regards to Good Omens, put some respect on my man Pratchet). I thought a lot of the humour and charm the book originally had was very Pratchetesque and it just wouldn't be the same without him . (no shade to Gaiman btw but yk what i mean)

I found out later (two days ago) that they the two authors had actually discussed a sequel previously and it would probably follow the plot of that heaven/hell vs humanity war, but past me didnt know that ok? my point about it not being the same still stands.

When season 2 came out i didnt watch it for a month bcuz i didnt have amazon prime. But when I eventually BOUGHT MY OWN SUBSCRIPTION AND GOT IT 100% LEGITIMATELY, JEFF BEZOS IF YOU'RE READING THIS PLS DONT COME BEAT ME UP, i finally had no more excuses to put it off.

In the begining (BIBLE REFERENCE?!??) i was really getting into it. Gaiman was POPPING off with those jokes. The naked Gabriel thing was an interesting premise. It was silly, cozy, and comfy.

and then it sort of stayed like that?

Like in Season one the main threat was the literal world ending. In season 2 it was Shaz standing menacingly outside the bookshop? And I know there was the whole threat of them being erased from the book of life, but that was mentioned once and then not really brought up again until the end where all the threats were just resolved in like 15 minutes? In season 1 Heaven and hell were a proper threat, but in season 2 they felt like submissive Beta males for some reason. it just felt kind of low stakes and too easily resolved.

OK so my next part might make some ppl mad (pls dont be mean to me ill cry) so I will preface this with saying: I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST A ROMANCE BETWEEN AZIRAPHALE AND CROWELY HAPPENING IN SEASON 2 lets be honest they were basically married in the book anyway so 💀

However it kind of overpowered the rest of the season. while season 1 was focused on a lot of different characters and plot happening, most of season 2 seemed to focus on their relationship. I did like some of it (that magic show episode was a banger) but no real plot actually happened during that time ( I straight up forgot Gabriel existed).

I also wasn't overly invested in the other romance between Maggie and Nina. It was cute, but it didnt hit like Newton and Anathema did. Gabriel and Beelzebub was cute (should have been me not Gabriel tho), but it was all smooshed into the last episode. It was a bit of an information dump.

The season felt like a different genre, with different stakes and a different overall vibe. Im gonna be honest, at some points it felt kind of... fanfictiony? if thats a good way to put it? It became more of a character driven show.

While I was doing some serious academic research (reading other tumblr blogs) I found out that this season was meant to be more relaxed and a smaller scale compared to season one and an eventual season 3. It was meant to be more focused on characters relationships and getting everyone where they need to be for the final season (which i assume is going to be like the sequel that Pratchet and Giaman planned ages ago). And it was also filmed during the Pandemic which explains its smaller scale.

I have mixed feelings on it. It was an enjoyable season, but it just didnt feel Good-omens-esque, and the fact that Im a ☝🤓 and grew up with book means I cant enjoy it as much as I want to. Im hoping season three will bring back the originals vibes and redeem season 2 for me.

Ok so aside form my main critisim, I also wanna talk abt the charactarisation of Aziraphale and Crowely and the Themes. This ones less of a problem for me but someone pointed it out and now its bothering me a bit.

When I watched the ending I was ready to throw hands with Gaiman himself because I didn't realize that there was gonna be a season three where the conflict was resolved. After I found out I was fine again UNTIL someone pointed out that they felt Aziraphale leaving for heaven was kind of out of character. The main message of season one is that neither heaven nor hell is good and both Aziraphale and Crowely are on their own, and humanities side. Both of them realize that, and theres a whole scene where they make a toast to the world. The fact that Aziraphale suddenly goes all "I can fix him" on heaven seems a bit odd. I've got mixed feelings on this becuase on one hand it is an interesting conflict to have, but it does sort of seem ooc for him to do. Im deciding to rationalize it by saying Aziraphales gone a bit silly and goofy from all the stress thats happening.

Someone else pointed out that the fact that Aziraphale and crowely met when they were both angels kind of ruins the significance that they became 'friends' despite being on opposite sides. I kind of see this point too, and I did prefer their first meeting being in the garden of eden (mainly becuase it was funnier) but im choosing to interpret this as they were aquintances as angels and only got to know eachother later.

Im just putting my trust in Neil Gaiman and Season 3

OK ITS OVER. Most people probably dont care all that much because they touch grass and go outside, but I just wanted to rant becuase something about it was really bothering me. If you actually read this far im giving you a gold star and a platonic forhead smooch. ALSO PLS FEEL FREE TO BULLY ME FOR MY TAKES BCUZ I REALLY WANT TO ENJOY THIS THIS SEASON AND MAYBE A DIFF PERSPECTIVE WILL HELP. OK BYE

#good omens critical #book omens #Good omens crit #Good omens 2 #Yes i am a nerd #Yes im being dramatic too #Shaz and Muriel saved this season frfr

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eldritchmochi · 1 month

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I am re reading coping skills and just needed to say thankyou for the food once again because omfg my lil cane user heart is so full, I cant stop imagining the rest of the nein meeting coping!essek and like how they all react to him both in kink and outside, and like how they react to caleb having a partner, many brainworms. Thanks for writing and sharing!!

okay listen, i am *also* excited for the rest of the nein to meet essek in coping skills. its going to be a ton of fun even if i really hate writing things with the full ensemble cast 🥲🥲

a lil teaser of THOTS on how it's gonna go for ur lov and patience:

- jester: absolutely decides shes esseks new bff (shes not wrong). does in fact offer to peg essek, but not the first time they meet she has manners caleb!! (its the second time they meet, and even tho essek expects it he still chokes on his spit and how forward she is). shes also incredibly nosey about esseks health, given she is in the medical field directly herself, which essek both hates and finds refreshing (its so much easier to explain his health to someone who has the bg knowledge)

- veth: immediately shovel talks essek, then basically adopts him when essek gets all prim and proper and politely mean "id like to see you try" and veth is like okay youve got teeth you can protect my boy too im counting on you heres a toddler (luc is delighted by esseks ability to make things float and essek is delighted by the fond looks he gets from caleb over veths shoulder)

- fjord: dubious at first but warms up to essek when essek relaxes enough to join razzing caleb. definitely warns essek about the impending pegging offer from jester, promises to distract her if shes overwhelming

- caduceus: is the one to spot essek flagging at the neins holiday party, sits with essek as caleb is distracted catching up with the rest of his friends as quiet company "its good to see him happy"

#mochi rambles #mochi presents coping skills #mochi fic #mochi asks #cannot promise thisll all be in there exactly as such but its roughly in the outline so #ya kno #these are the vibes #i am excited #pls enjoy

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sinnohsiblings · 8 months

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There was a taste of Anxiety and Annoyance in the air as Galadriel stepped through the threshold door of her room and the rest of the palace. Why her father decided now of all times to throw one of his stupid snobby parties was beyond her. She turned to face Zephyr who walked out after her and adjusted his metal tie.

"Why did you decide shaping your sword into a tie was the best course of action? Wouldn't it be a bitch to get off if you needed it?" Galadriel smirked with a raised brow.

"Its a clip on. I may have to dress up for this event as your guest Gal, but even I'm not wearing an actual tie for you or Lord Abbadon," Zepher huffed "Besides it means if I needed its easily accessable incase things go to hell. And considering alcohol is involved, lets be honest, Lady Gloria and Lord Konai will be at eachothers throats."

"You are here as my guest not my body guard. Leave it to the rest of the legion who are acrually on duty today to handle them. Buuuuut......who do you think will take the first swing? Land or sea?"

"Why do you ask? Obviously Gloria. Gloria always swings first!"

The two chuckled as they made their way through the upper corridor past the Library where from the upper balcony they could see guests arriving. Galadriel eyeing her father from where he stood to greet his guests of honor.

"Presenting the Lord and Lady of the life cycle to the palace of Arkantus! Lord Xavier and Lady Yvette!" A meloetta's voice range through the entrance, and it continued to introduce guests as they arrived.

"Presenting the Lord and Lady of the dreamscape! Lord Casey and Lady Diva!"

"Galadriel you tooth pick bitch, how are ya?!" Diva called from the floor below as she ditched her brother to run up the stairs. Followed by Yvette who was not going to run in her heals or dress.

Galadriel noticed the eyeroll and pointed glare her father gave at the behavior, though he said nothing.

"Oh I'm marvelous outside of having to attend this stupid meet and greet. I plan to get so drunk they'll need a crane to move my ass back to my realm." Galadriel snickered.

Diva turned to look at Zephyr, "How bout you fairy man? How much you plan on drinking before we loose your lighweight ass to wine."

"Hmm well ive been properly hydrated and ate proper meals today so....i give it 3 glasses of wine before I'm tapped out."

"Thats more than the last party. You and Xavier could barely handle two!" Yvette chimed in.

"I've been working on my tolerance to drinks as a fairy type." He said with a slight wag of his tail while watching the guests arrive as the girls next to him gossiped.

"Presenting the Lords and Lady of the Earth, Sea and Sky! Lord Rayu, Lady Gloria, And Lord Konai!"

"Ooooo your father really did invite every god from our realm didnt he??" Diva sneered, "Better keep an aye on me guys cause Imma try and jump Gloria's bones!"

"You havent even had a drink yet and you're already acting like this?" Zephyr chuffed.

"I'm a simple woman Zephyr. I see a big muscular woman who could break me in half with her thighs and I cant help tell myself. Its called having taste not that you'd know, goodest boi!" Diva proclaimed rather loudly again earning Galadriel pointed eye contact from her father.

"Welp! I think we best get down to the party before father comes up here to strangle you, himself." Galadriel smiled and made her way down the stairs towards the event hall with her group in tow.

The group only paused when they heard the meloetta announce, "Presenting her Royal Elegance! The Guilded Moon, Mother of Creation, Lady Narcissia Arkansus!"

"Oh looks like your mother managed to get the night off and come over!" Yvette chimed as she saw Abbadon make his way over to his wife to kiss hello.

"Good she'll keep dad very busy which means we can have all the fun we want! He'll be two busy making up 300 years worth of built up affection to block the fun!" Galadriel exclaimed as they entered the dance hall where her brother and sister were both already convercing with guests.

"Lets just try and survive the night with no fights." Zephyr smirked.

THE CAST OF SINNOHSIBLINGS IS NOW FULLY AVAILABLE FOR BALL ASKS.

Diva and Yvette are also open for asks!

#sinsibgala #galadrielgiratina #zephyrzacian #abbadonarceus #narcissalunala #parisapalkia #dagondialga #yvetteyveltal #divadarkrai #cursedcrush

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tio-trile · 9 months

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OKAY SAME ANON sorry this is the third one,, but im going thru the rest of your asks and im realizing so many things.

I agree, a show SHOULD be able to stand on its own as an individual thing rather than counting on a sequel to continue its story. Now that I'm looking at the show in this lens, it is very lackluster. I still do quite love it, scratches that slice of life itch,, but mystery wise? No. I loved how ominous the "Everyday" song was. I thought it was supposed to foreshadow Armageddon (which it did, kind of) but more so it was for the Beel Gabriel reveal in the end. Aziraphale ran around looking for clues, but the annoying thing for me is he never puts it together? It was just something he does for US, the audience. It would've been good if he acknowledged all those clues in the ending, or realized it faster than us. In the end it seems so fruitless for him to investigate bc it never really did him any good? It was just for the audience to see. Also the Nina--Maggie subplot was cute, but it was also lacking? I like the point of "you cant force us together" bc theyre humans and its not that easy. But as a subplot it was waaay too ignored for it to be any relevant at all to the plot.

The thing about you mentioned abt A/C being supporting charas in the book, I agree. The good thing abt their dynamic is even with little clues and gestures we realize how good they are w/each other. The subtlety is what makes everything MORE interesting. But s2 makes it revolve around the ship, to the point where its all just filler. I dont mind filler,, but as you said, canon-compliant filler would be better. I appreciate that they're the main characters now since more screentime but I'd love it if they weren't ship-focused and still had proper interaction and dynamics with people outside of their circle (which I liked from the book + s1).

Anyways,, I still like it. But I appreciate seeing your takes since it really changed the way I view the show now. I feel more neutral about it now somewhat? I'm not invested in fandoms anymore bc of irl stuff so I don't think I would've spotted these things like you did so I really, really appreciate all your insights. Thank you. There's a lot of things to fix if s3 ever gets announced.

I think Neil mentioned that Terry brought up the "Everyday" song as a song about the Apocalypse (the book or S1), which could have been so good and ominous......instead it got used on this random Beelz x Gabe romance that came out of nowhere 😂😂 I thought the Nina x Maggie romance had potential in the beginning, but also completely fell flat/didn't go anywhere towards the end. Again, my takes are NOT trying to convince people who liked the show that they should change their opinions and NOT like the show anymore -- I'm just trying to explain why I personally didn't like it. Feel free to enjoy it as much as you can! Unfortunately I had way too much insights about it for it to be enjoyable for me 😂😂

#ask #anonymous #good omens season 2 #gos2 spoilers #long post #Did I wish this upon myself? No. I wish I liked it I WISH I LIKED IT #I wish I could have turned my brain off and not cared #I would probably have gained so many followers and notes. LOL. Instead I'm going down the opposite path 😂#Oh the burden of being somebody with taste...(JK IM JK DONT COME @ ME

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meat-pvppet · 8 months

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just gonna talk about my vessel guy, archive vessel, real quick cuz i never talked about him that much and i dont wanna bother my friends with my oc chatter

these are mostly disconnected thoughts vaguely strewn together that steered up cuz i listened to the man on the internet broken vessel theme with lyrics

ALOT under the cut be warned

anyway archive vessel's a really mild-mannered little guy, a little socially anxious and awkward cuz obviously, and kinda just hangs out despite everything, fucking around in the archives and keeping themselves occupied by reading whatever was left behind and trying to maintain the place once they found it

it kinda started to idealize the idea of family and friends through what they could read and they started to wish they could have that

be a big ol normal family with their siblings and parents

maybe they could have made friends too

be a kid

but they realize that, obviously, due to the nature of their conception and just

what they are

its not really possible

but that doesnt stop them from wanting that

i can imagine they hold a lot of resentment towards their father for abandoning so very many of its siblings to die in the abyss

theyd probably understand why

he had a kingdom to protect and he believed this was the only way

but that doesnt mean they would forgive what was done

they hate how they cant help but feel

cheated at life, yaknow

done in by something they couldnt change

and after its cursed conception, to simply be cast aside to rot among the corpses of its siblings...

their anger is painful to them, like something lashing out violently in a cage barely holding it in

it wants to lash out at those that hurt them, but obviously thats not possible

so it just

festers like that

mind you, they wouldn't take that out on their siblings

they were put into the same situation as it, so it isn't fair to them or itself

at most, they treat their siblings like the most precious scrolls in the archives

theyd also just

put in alot of their time to gather the bodies of their siblings that were able to escape the abyss but died anyway

make proper "graves" for it to just

grieve

even though they never knew them

they just wish they couldve found and helped them earlier, but at the least it finds peace in giving them proper resting places

i feel like their shade wouldn't have the same restrain they usually have with their anger and would probably violently attack anything that comes too close so uh

itd be a really big hassle to try n get them back in their shell if ever it got cracked open like an egg

theyd also act like this if they were ever able to meet pk after everything like in those aus

theyd still have some restraint cuz

yeag

but they just

are not handling it well™

theyd meet him once and never want to see him again until they can find it in themselves not to wish to hurt him

shell would crack (moreso than it already is) under the pure stress

they wish to yell, to hurt, to let out all these pent up emotion

but it wont

despite everything, when meeting pk again, it'll find it unfair

i mean

everything pk did to them and their siblings was unfair but

archive vessel cant bring himself to make it "fair" by letting all that resentment out like that

doesnt feel right

if ever they were forced to continuously interact with pk theyd keep it as brief as possible and treat him like a stranger-it-has-to-be-around most of the time

if pk were to try to like

be a dad to the archive vessel itd just be

very uncomfortable and awkward, cringing away from touch and, again, keeping things as brief as possible

which may hurt pk (if he cares cuz note my characterization of pk isnt fully done cooking so im not sure if he'd even be interested in doing any of this it might be more likely he never interacts with archive tbh) cuz with other people showing affection to archive, they eat that shit up but with pk itd just

naw

generally, they dont wanna be around him for too long cuz then it'll need to actually feel the things they feel at full force and feeling things is kinda cringe to them

they hate how intensely they feel sometimes cuz of just how painful it is for them (projecting /hj)

equally so, they also hate bothering people with shit like that cuz "i survived until now, everyone else has their own problems and issues and struggles, i dont need to add on to what theyve got" (projecting /hj)

#some of this probably comes off like im a pk hater but im not i promise #im just projecting my neglectful father symptoms on archive #/hj /lh #dont ask if im ok im fine #anyway yeah please dont kill me #.txt #hollow knight #hk #hollow knight oc #hk oc #also yeah archive uses it/they cuz heehee silly!!!! no gender!!!!#would probably present more masculine if ever #not cuz i view the vessels as exclusively male tho i can fuck with she/her thk #i just think masc presenting archive feels right #god this all sounds insane and nonsensical when i write it all down but fuck it we ball #(bawl)

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