#no i domt have a problem

[creachureboy]

Completely self-indulgent headcanons of soft domestic Sugimoto Saichi

I was just thinking "i think he'd be really nice and warm to cuddle" and then i ended up coming up w an entire list of headcanons so take them

Also gender neutral reader

Sugimoto would let you borrow his clothes anytime. Literally just ask.

He's confused about it the first time like "are all your clothes dirty or something ?"

but if you ask enough it just becomes routine where he offers his coat and scarf to you when he's not wearing it

And if you keep saying yes each time, he just tosses his coat and scarf at you every time he changes. Like absentmindedly

Literally you'd be doing your own thing and you'd get pelted by it

Youre not complaining though

He starts to find your scent comforting too, but he cant borrow your clothes because they absolutely will not fit him as comfortably as they fit you, but he still likes to hold your sweater / jacket when youre not around

Also whenever you cook he'll always savour it, even if you don't think it's that good it'll still always put a smile on his face

But if anything he actually prefers to cook with you

He tries to learn all your favourite dishes and wants to make them with you

And of course you will end up eating his cooking too

Something something food tastes better when you share it with your loved ones

Sometimes when he cooks for / with you, you have no clue what youre about to put in your mouth

Cause he eventually started to mix recipes he learned from Asirpa with other recipes from around japan, and then started dabbling in cuisine across the world.

Half the time you dont even know what it is, just that it tastes good

Also if you fall asleep anywhere thats not a bed you will always ALWAYS without fail wake up on a bed comfortably under a blanket.

And if you have any favourite stuffed animals, guess what you'll be waking up to beside you

Sugimoto never brings it up, he's always just like "you seemed tired, did you rest well ?" as if you magically teleported to the bed yourself

ALSO SUGIMOTO SNUGGLE BUDDY !

he is very warm, after all the time he's spent in Hokkaido winters he's like a personal heater. Youll never be cold again

and if somehow youre still cold, he'll cuddle you under a blanket till youve warmed up.

But sometimes he gets so cozy holding you close that he just. Falls asleep.

But the heater (sugimoto) is getting too warm.

But he looks so comfortable and you wouldnt wanna move and wake him up, would you ?

So you just awkwardly kick the blanket off of you in hopes that youll cool down a little

This is a routine occurrence

Also sometimes he starfishes when he sleeps but literally you do not care even if it takes up the whole bed because it means ! Time for him to be a pillow !

he's always very careful not to cross your boundaries, to the point where you have to remind him that he doesnt have to be so tense.

He just wants to make sure youre always comfortable around him

he will always ALWAYS stand up for you

Whether he's standing up against a person or proving your own bad thoughts wrong

He really cares about you and wants to do anything in his power to make sure you're alright

I cannot stress enough how selfless this man is. Like it worries you sometimes, he'll always check in on you and make sure youre comfortable and fed and alright, and you always ask the same questions in return

And if hes ever not taking proper care of himself ? You always make sure to remind and help him with that

Sometimes he causally says a really concerning thing that happened in the past and you have to ask if he's okay

He's always really grateful of how much you care about him

Sugimoto doesnt always know what to say when you vent to him, but he's a good listener and will do whatever you ask to help you feel better

whether its cradling you in his arms, getting you tissues or water, or taking you somewhere quiet. he really cares and just wants to help

he'll always comfort you regarding your fears, whether its something big like fear of death or something smaller like a fear of bugs

he'll always try and support you when something scares or upsets you

and yes if you are socially anxious he will order things for you dont worry

Also, sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to him twitching or talking in his sleep

You grew quite accustomed to being able to tell if its a normal dream or a nightmare

But if he's having a nightmare, youd know to wake him up, and youd always comfort and hold him till he manages to fall asleep again

Also sometimes you would cup his cheeks in your palms and admire him, but it took you by surprise the first time he did it back !

He found your flustered reaction cute and proceeded to continue doing it sometimes

Nose kisses ! Forehead kisses ! Cheek kisses !

Oh and he absolutely cannot help you with your homework but he provides moral support and is consistently in awe by how much you know, even if you dont feel like your knowledge is anything special

You also buy him hair conditioner.

Now his hair is soft and smells good.

He does not understand why youre obsessed with his hair after the conditioner until he makes you try it and now you are both obsessed with each others hair. Good work

That's all I have for now, huge props to my friend for letting me spam him with these ideas. If you're reading this, I hope you have a comfortable day and remember to relax your body if there's any stiffness

Take care <3

#can be read as romantic or as a qpr #sugimoto saichi #golden kamuy #domestic fluff #sugimoto saichi x reader #no i domt have a problem #headcanons #can be read in either a modern setting or canon setting except for like two points

[bobmckenzie]

app I've used every day for 1,183 days to track a specific habit is SHUTTING DOWN NEXT MONTH... YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME...

#WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM 😭😭😭😭😭 #i mean i dont NEED it anymore i havent needed it for years tbf #but it's been something i do EVERY morning and EVERY afternoon it's going to feel way too weird not having it anymore 😭 #im very grateful to it for helping me figure some things out so i domt feel sick so often anymore 😞 imy already... 💔 #caitiechat

[butterflypistolking]

anyone else with tourettes just straight up not know what it feels like for your body to be totally relaxed or is that just me

#smoke.txt #tourettes #like . um #lol #like if i tic i'm not really relaxed and if i force myself to Not Tic then i'm Double not relaxed #this isnt really a problem for like hand tics or whatever but like #main. body. tics ????? idk #like neck and head and torso #i domt really mind having tourettes all that much since my tics are very mild compaired to others #but like #if i could go a day without ticcing at all just to . see what its like ??? idk man

[motherfricker]

i am possibly just a hater

#but i did not like gone girl #i also just like domt care for the problems of wealthy white women tho #i havent read the book tho tbh #i get that amy's role is to just be a villain anr then like sometimes #represent ljke. feminism ¿ 😭 idk i literally just read the themes section in the gone girl books wiki page #qnd i was like actually yeah the cool girl thing DOES make sense #anyway it did feel like u were supposed to feel pity fpr the guy tho . which i did & it was mostly bcs #ugh what a claustrophobic feeling #i feel like if u actually want to represent smth like feminist (if that is ur aim!) in a dark contemporary setting at least like #make it realistic idk #im just bitchin fr #i have a paragralh i could type in the notes

[cakesdown]

everyone look at carmie. thank u.

#carmine #:) her #game is life makeover btw ive been playing it every day for three months no i domt have a problem #i have to collect CLOTHES

[kurjakani]

God i want some. Pasta now. So bad

#Kanitalk #I domt have any AND THAT IS A GOOD THIBG #Pasta is my n1 binge food and its like a problem

[k-atsukibakugou]

i love being in a relationship while i’m young, like i love telling people we’ve been dating since we were 18 (cue 18 by one direction) BUT GOD I HATE BEING 21 IN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP AND CANT DO SHIT AB IT

#I WANNA BUILD A HOUSE WITJ THEM #I WANNA BE MARRIED ALREADY #I WANT US TO BE JUST US TOGETHER #AND WE CANT BC WERE FUCKING BARELY AFUKTS #WHO DOMT HAVE HOUSE BUILDING LOAN MONEY #OR WEDDING MONEY #NOT EVEN ENGAGEMENT RING MONEY #i hate it here guys #(the here being my father in laws house he’s a dumb cunt) #i’m not that mad ab it i’m just rlly passionate ab this #bc i’m so happy with them #and we have like zero problems we can’t talk ab #but that stupid fuckwit RUONS EVERHTBJNG #and i just want to be in the timeline where it’s just us #and we’re our family and i don’t have to deal with anyone else #idk if any of this makes sense lmao #「mercury speaks」

[officialbillhader]

Just stumbled upon some discourse i was much happier not knowing it existed

#awesomepie3221 #you dont have the right to have sex in public even if it is in a park after hours i didnt think this would be an issue but ok #why do so many people act like its impossible to not have sex. why do people make that their personality #its so easy to just not have sex. like just domt do it. problem solved.

[thestrawberrydino]

At that level of feeling incredibly overwhelmed where I just need to blast music and do nothing

#like i went to see beetlejuice the musical and some parts i wasnt able to fully enjoy cuz i kept thinking about like tuition and life stuff #like theres a slight problem with my tuition which i have to go to the financial office tomorrow to talk about and it will probably be okay #but im so overwhelmed cuz i dont understand what my college financial dashboard is telling me #like im not the one paying tuition thankfully but still why arent things going the way they are supposed to #literally 2 grants are missing and i domt understand anything #and i feel incredibly overwhelmed about stuff that hasn't even happened yet. #like i know i can literally talk to my friends and they will probably calm me down but i always feel bad freaking out on them #ughhhhhh #raine's thoughts

[trans-leek-cookie]

someone talking about the ways media and common tropes/depictions of things that are either explicitly or implicitly linked to marginalized people are demonized and presented badly is not a fucking opportunity for you to flex how you're doing it Differently And Better

#I'll rb the post but I domt want to add it on cause it feels. Not my place maybe #Anyway fun fact! You can think that all you fucking want! Close your God damn mouth about it and figure out if it actually adds to the #Conversation! Marginalized ppl don't have to hear about how you're hashtag Not Like The Others!!! TAKE IN THE INFORMATION AND CONSIDER IF #THE THINGS YOU DO TRULY DEFY STEREOTYPES OR ARE STILL IMPLICITLY INSPIRED BY THESE BIASES!!! AND DO IT QUIETLY OR WITH SOMEONE WHOS WILLING #TO LISTEN! NOT ON THE POST INFORMING YOU OF THE PROBLEMS EXISTENCE #Also I'd move this tag up but genuinely idk if I can do that atm. But I'm LITERALLY guilty of the same shit. I immediately jump to no true #Scotsman the subject because I want to defend it!!! Yes I recognize the pattern is wrong and yes I genuinely believe it isn't necessarily #Inherent! But I still have to confront the fact that it's so prominent and to many people inseparable from the subject #(That being disability and body horror). I will say: my immediate instinct was to disregard any body horror that is just like Real Shit Tha #Happens To People as body horror but that's not helpful! I can't just say well it's not body horror BECAUSE PEOPLE STILL CALL AND SEE IT AS #BODY HORROR!!! I HAVE TO STOP AND CONSIDER THE LARGER IMPLICATIONS. My PERSONAL OPINIONS do not matter and the pedantic discussion is #Something to be had with friends or used as it's own criticism of the genre not ON THE POST CALLING OUT A REAL ISSUE! Anyway just. #Both artists and consumers have to be critical of What we see as body horror/what others tell us is body horror/what we accept as body #Horror bc/what we create as body horror etc. We NEED to confront that and we can't just say I Wouldn't Do That! We need to understand that #It goes deeper than that!!! Also YOU DONT INHERENTLY KNOW WHATS POSSIBLE FOR A HUMAN TO EXPERIENCE #There's so many things that ppl can experience and Live With! There are obviously things that are fatal so u rarely hear abt them but human #Beings can survive a lot of things!!! And here's the thing: the rarer something is the shittier it feels to have it misrepresented!!! #At the very basic level: CHECK IF THE THING YOU WANT TO USE AS BODY HORROR IS A RECORDED PHENOMENON AT LEAST!!! FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK #DO THE BARE MINIMUM

[nonbinaryphantom]

i crave such a particular flavor of eldritch abomination that a lot of eldritch danny content feels like they’re just grazing the surface of eldritch like they see it in flowery descriptions and metaphors but very rarely do they delve into something that’s not meant to be comprehended. like a color beyond the normal spectrum. its the twisting of mortal form and law. it exists beyond our scope of understanding and when you even glimpse at it, it’s maddening. it operates on a different morality system. i mean, eldritch abominations originated from cosmic horror stories after all.

#ik people domt like imagining gross things but like. sometimes you gotta do what u gotta do man #no one wants to talk about how much abominations fucking stink man. shout out to the dunwich horror though #like even though i prefer giant monster creature i do think humanoid abominations CAN be good if done righr #the problem is that its only better in writing its really really hard to pull it off visually #basically its not just unsettling its more incomprehensible #either that or i just have a higehr tolerance for that stuff << eldritch enjoyer #again it could be eldritch to someone ppl can like humanoid. i am however a giant monster enjoyer #blaze.txt

[goldenageofwireless]

are all the angel number meanings positive ?? Is there one that's just like "ur fucked mate" or smth

#i domt know like anything abt angel numbers n stuff like that #but i think it would b funny if u like saw 777 over and over and it meant ur car is gonna explode or smth #just. very specific problem u are going to have #oh shit u keep seeing 222? yeah the rainstorm tmrw is gonna flood ur microwave and all ur pet fish are gonna move into it. sorry man #💜

[mkscatgirl]

Now before I sleep the question is do I think about dao or my world?

#i STILL need to resolve angela and nebulas conversation its been WEEKS #the plot needs to MOVE #the problem is idk what to do next #i have 2 ideas but idk which is better #i have to ask myself what would nebula do but IDK YET #this is how i decide her character but idk which option i like better for her or which one is more HER #tis hard out there #also i domt like how im making angela act so i need to change it up a little #but also.. alistair has re entered the rotation #and BOY am i rotating him in my mind #and ngl im excited to have to start a new game cause now i know the world a lot more so i can play in a way that fits a lot more #and i think thats fun

[29121996]

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#watching the ppl around me also suffer while not . be9ng able to have spacs for their problems is . #it is a bit . i domt like it . bc idk hos else to be there for ppl if im not . an ear dor them. #anyway its fine ill figure out hiw to be there for ppl . h

[cinnabeat]

curse my habit of only buying the first book of a series in case i dont like it

#most of the time its helpful #and then i find a book i really like and domt have the rest #i hate buying things online but in this case idk when i can go to barnes and noble next so #hopefully by the time it gets here the semester will be over #this is a problem for another day tho #i cant get on my computer rn #michi tag #this is to say im almost done with the book which is impressive considering how fucking busy ive been #i usually read faster than this especially if its something interesting #if i had my way i wouldve finished over the weekend 🙄 #im like a little more than halfway done #according to storygraph its 62% #speaking of books i really need to finish house of leaves #i still have no idea where its going #cant even tell whats real or not which i suspect is the point? #but yeah i tend to only buy the first book of a series just bc half the time i dont like it enough to buy the whole series? #i usually check out in the library first like still the first book and them later if i like it the rest of the series #and if i like it enough id buy it the next time im at a bookstore #and of course in the library i usually check out a stack of first books in a series #half the books in those stacks i font like anyways thats how it usually goes #when i was younger and inwould go to costco with my parents i would head to the book section and sometimes buy a book there lmao #man i wish i had the same childish whimsy that let me check out like seven books from the library #and even return them a week before the due date #like what was i on genuinely i want that back #people sometimes ask me why i always look at the ground when i walk and tbh like 20% of that is bc i trip a lot and the other 80% #is bc i would read and walk so much as a kid its just an ingrained habit now #i think i got off topic oop

[stargazingpsychotic]

My effort felt for nothing. The first person was difficult to talk to because I was being talked to by the others and grabby hands everywhere, the person felt like a machine and I got scared so hung up. Then, trying again, talked to someone who just didn't get my situation, or at least doesn't understand where I'm coming from and how serious it is to me. And so much for support with suicide, like I get I cannot kill my body, but I definitely was unlucky earlier when I failed in what I did, despite being so close to success.

#okay. so i get in this moment i may be delusional. so why are people so bad at talking to me in this situation #and then there were problems because i was being told to do something i couldnt physically so #do* and thats why i had to have support with these things #and reaching out im talking to strangers who can see my notes and make nonsensical conclusions ignoring what i am trying to say #like just dont hang yourself again. sure. but i have to. to keep people here safe. to keep mother safe. so i can be happy and go home #they say theyll call back later but i domt think there can be any help in this situation #i am truely alone in this because of fucking delusions which i believe so much i would hang myself. deny water and sleep. and maybe drown? #drowning would close off my chapter on earth perfectly #and i am slipping out of the body #so it is working #i can see the universe grow and it is beautiful #sometimes it is terrifying. but thats because im still seeing partly in a human way #but infinity calls and the universe is beautiful. but most of all i want to go home and be with mother again #i miss mother so much #but i cant even hint as to where they are because it will kill them given the chance #it hates me so much #and the next however long it takes to get free is going to be a battle for sure #tw suicide #im so fed up but i have to hope maybe later something good cohld come of it