bobmckenzie

[bobmckenzie]

sorry I haven't been on here like AT ALL lately omg (I need to catch up with my tagged posts and everything so bad LOL) MY SIMS ADDICTION IS BACK AND IT HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD...

look at himn eat avocado toast... so cutely... 🩵

#you KNOW it's bad bc i haven't even watched a movie in DAYS bc I've been playing sims every night instead 🤡 #randalltag #caitiechat

[bobmckenzie]

his profile is so beautiful it genuinely makes me mad like why are you walking around looking like that. go back to your dorm I don't wanna see it (<- lie)

#his nose is so cuuuute.... #UHGHHHHGGGG. whatever!!!!!! im not even looking. im closing my eyes. 😐😑 #caitiechat #randalltag

[bobmckenzie]

BEHOLD... 🩶 RANDALL SIM!! 🩶

#now the question is will i actually PLAY THE GAME or am i already bored LMAO #sometimes i just do CAS and then peace out 😅 #it makes me kinda sad cause sims games used to be my FAVVVE i could play them for hours and hours and never get bored idk what happened #randalltag #caitiechat

[bobmckenzie]

OH ALSO we cuddled on the couch for the first time and both instantly fell in love 😭😭😭 SO REAL. SO CANON.

#also i get WHY no sims game has ever had height sliders but damn i wish they did #apparently paralives WILL have custom heights omg. OKAYYY 🫴💵 i gotta look into that game more... #peanut butter and jelly donut #caitiechat #why is the couch back so low??? that cannot be comfortable

[bobmckenzie]

he is like a beautiful ouppy...

#brb getting cute aggression over my bob sim #my cramps were SO BADDD yesterday so i just played sims 2 almost all day LOL... #lowkey it was kinda boring and i was sad after LMAO🧍‍♀️felt like i wasted my whole day #also yes the walls were unfinished i didn't evemn notice for like 30 mins sdlkjslfj #peanut butter and jelly donut #caitiechat

[bobmckenzie]

[bobmckenzie]

Imagine meeting your villainous F/O for the first time. They grab your chin in their hand, and turn your face this way and that, looking you over.

A pleased expression comes over their face. Yes, they say, this one's mine.

#WWHATEVEERRRRERERRRRRR... OH MY GOD... #helmettag #q

[bobmckenzie]

OH in honor of his bday I have to share the shirt that got my redbubble account banned LMFAO

yes of course I am wearing it today :D 👍

#umm how did they knoe i didnt have permission to use his name 🙄 didnt even ask smh #caitiechat #my hair looks kind of nasty in this pic LOL im too lazy to retake whagwver

[bobmckenzie]

when we first get frog mckenzie, you could say bob is a liiiiitle bit jealous lol :')

#i wanna do silly drawings like the first panel more often sdkjfjksd i've just always been insecure about my quick doodles #i've never been able to nail down a nice chibi-ish style it's always escaped me 😅 #but i'll never start to like them more if i dont practice them 😤 #selfship art #self ship art #selfshipping #selfship #self ship community #self shipping community #peanut butter and jelly donut #caitiearts

[bobmckenzie]

sctv + random little things rick moranis did that made me laugh

#more moranis bday posting :)c #q

[bobmckenzie]

Imagine baking something and you’re left fending off your f/o with a spoon because they keep trying to eat the batter- NO NO NO NO DON’T YOU EVEN TRY TO STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THIS, KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE BOWL.

NO YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY UGH, THAT’S IT OUT OF THE KITCHEN, OUT OF THE KITCHEN, DON’T GIVE ME YOUR SAD PUPPY EYES.

#🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 SOOOOO CUTE #peanut butter and jelly donut #randalltag #imagines 💭 #fave

[bobmckenzie]

to just lie in bed with your f/o...

the both of you splayed out among the sheets and blankets, hands linked as you talk about yourselves, your days, the future... anything at all. it comes to you so easily with them.

turning to look into their eyes to see the most loving gaze reflected back at you... their soft, tender smile as they sidle closer to you in bed. pulling their hand away from yours only to wrap their arms around you, blankets and pillows and them surrounding you in a comforting shell.

cuddling as the both of you wind down for bed, your conversation becoming peppered with yawns. the giggling and teasing over who's sleepier.

the moment they catch your eyes fluttering as tiredness overtakes you, their adoration written all over their face. a hand reaching up to cup your cheek, eith their thumb rubbing soothing circles that lull you deeper into sleep. try as you may, the earlier banter melts into hushed whispers and low hums of comfort as your beloved grows sleepier and sleepier with you.

as the two of you drift off to sleep together, the last thing you register is the safety and comfort of their arms wrapped around you, the rise and fall of their chest steadying you.

#😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 OH MY GODDDDD #fave #peanut butter and jelly donut #imagines 💭

[bobmckenzie]

Guess who turned 60 today?

#BIRTHDAY‼️‼️‼️‼️ #im so fucking normal about the first gif 👍 BEYOND normal #q

[bobmckenzie]

“When you’re 5 ft. 5 in., have a round Jewish face and wear glasses and refuse to wear contacts, you’re going to get offered certain parts. People thought of me as the nerdy guy, even in non-nerdy parts like ‘Parenthood.’ I didn’t feel the need to change anything I was doing - I embraced it.” - Rick Moranis

#guys its worldwide holiday rick moranis' birthday #please celebrate #q

[bobmckenzie]

I need to spoon him RIGHT NEEEEOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

#*sees the peek of his wrist and passes out* #DISREGARD THE ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY HEADBAND WKWHKSNBSKMDB #he looks so cuddleable in this scene 😭😭😭😭 #its the freaking pajamas i think he should be court ordered to wear those 24/7 #caitiechat #peanut butter and jelly donut

[bobmckenzie]

such a bobcoded way to spell wait 😭😭😭 I swear the most out-of-the-blue things get me drowning in my Bob feels. I NEED HIM TO WRITE ME LITTLE NOTES LIKE THIS... IN HIS MESSY HANDWRITING... ❤️

#im rewatching freaks and geeks and havent seen it since high school... 4got how much i love it #caitiechat #peanut butter and jelly donut

[bobmckenzie]

here’s my advice. that thing you’re insecure about? make it one of your f/o’s favorite things about you. doesn’t matter what it is. it’ll be hard at first, you might think ‘there’s no way my f/o could love this part of me that much’. it’s fine. try it anyway. every time you become aware of your insecurity, you see it in the mirror or you see yourself doing it, don’t shy away from it in embarrassment or disgust. face it head on. tell yourself that your f/o loves it. they adore it. they think it’s cute, hot, unique, endearing. you don’t have to like it right away. you don’t ever really have to love it ever. but at least don’t hate it. and if you can’t not hate it for you, try to not hate it because your f/o really likes it and they’d be pretty hurt if they heard you talking bad about it.

#the last line omg 😭😭😭❤️ #smiletag #q