#affairs in order

[undertheredhood]

jason todd falling in love with someone from the perspective of the other batfamily members has got to be the funniest thing ever, because he's not going to tell them anything about his personal life so easily, which is going to lead them to greatly misunderstand everything. so while jason’s giggling and kicking his feet while imagining his future wedding with his crush, his family is immediately calling john constantine to exorcise the demon that is clearly possessing him.

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #batfamily #batfam #jason once smiled at bruce and the entire family has descended into chaos trying to figure out what's wrong with him #tim has gone into extreme detective mode and has multiple theories #it’s either he’s possessed or he’s dying from a terminal disease so he’s finally getting his affairs in order #meanwhile jason asked out his crush and is meticulously planning his outfit for their date #hopeless romantic jason todd #it’s not that hard to figure out that jason’s in love but when the bats all come together their smartness just cancels out #they all share just a single braincell #jason todd prompt #jason todd headcanon #jason todd hc #this could be any of jason’s love interests btw #batfamily headcanons #batfam hcs #batfamily hcs #it’s all good because jason thinks it’s funny #jason started giggling while he was on the phone talking to someone and it was the most horrifying thing his siblings have ever seen #that’s the moment they find out that everything is fine and jason just has a crush #nobody ever wants to witness their sibling flirt #lovestruck jason todd #the gotham newspapers are entertaining everyone with the wayne family hijinks

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 3 #mind over mayhem #he's fronting here but man this line is just ice cold lol #if youre on the business end of columbo calling you ''son'' youre either the valet parking his car or you need to get your affairs in order

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Why is your back covered with scratches?

(flashback to Kate chasing a raccoon after Yelena told her to leave it alone)

Kate: I'm having an affair.

Yelena, suspicious: So nothing to do with the raccoon from earlier?

Kate: Affair. Totally.

#going against yelena's orders > consequences of made up affair #bishova #kate bishop #yelena belova #black widow #hawkeye #funny #crack #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #bishlova #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #source: twitter #.jpeg

[blackhholes]

Teen Wolf as Arthurian Characters

Isaac Lahey as Lancelot du Lac

#teen wolf #twedit #teen wolf edit #twgifs #isaac lahey #lancelot du lac #lancelot #arthurian legend #arthuriana #my gifs #mine #twarthur #going into this one of the assignments i was rock solid on was allison as gwen and isaac as lancelot #cause even tho isaac and allison never had an affair the attempted love triangle in 3a and the start of 3b (which read more as a throuple) #does make them very good options for those arthurian characters on an interpersonal level as well as only personality #that being said isaac is also very lancelot coded just in general #as su said lancelot is devoted to arthur gwen and god in that order #and that's soooo isaac like even when he and allison were getting together fr he just KEPT bringing up scott being like i don't like lying #to him. boy allison argent wants to kiss you stop talking about your boy best friend

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Vriska: Just committed a crime. God I love killing people for money

Feferi: Hey you shouldn't do that. You should be krilling seaple because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a carpitalist cog >38/

Vriska: You're so right, I'm such a 8uffoon

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #vriska serket #feferi peixes #mod terezi #it's a sad state of affairs when an artisan must sell out in order to survive rather than thrive

[buckactuallys]

everyone buckle up for a repeat of the week between 4x13 and 14 i guess

#get your affairs in order and so on #ready to feel (even more) INSANE again 24/7 #p

[bullet-prooflove]

Hi can you do 1. It's a quarter past midnight with Terry Bruno? :)

Part of the Affair!Terry Arc

It's a quarter past midnight and Terry’s still sitting at his desk, staring at the blank computer screen. He should go home, Rose is waiting in that pretty pink robe of hers. She’s already set him a picture, followed up with a couple of texts but the truth is he can’t do it. He can’t go home to that woman because he knows what she expects from him and he can’t give it to her.

It had started months ago, the discussions about starting a family, he’d brushed it off at first but then he’d found the ovulation kit. Before he knows it, he’s being summoned home to fulfil an obligation that he doesn’t want.

Rose thinks he’ll change his mind once she’s pregnant but Terry won’t let it get that far. That’s the real reason he doesn’t want to go home tonight because once he does he knows his marriage is over and right now he doesn’t have the fortitude for that.

His phone chimes and he sighs as he picks it up, expecting it to be Rose again.

It’s not, it’s you.

You’re wearing a black lace basque that accentuates your form and thigh high stockings, he can’t wait to run his hands over. His cock'is already stirring within the confines of his jeans as he studies the text underneath.

Let’s get into some trouble tonight.

@kmc1989 @legit9thlunaticwarrior @beardedbarba @wooshwastaken @justreblogginfics @im-just-a-mississippi-girl @storiesofsvu @anime-weeb-4-life @witches-unruly-heart @spaghettificationandpretzels @kiwiithecrazybird @kishie8 @whateversomethingbruh @slytherqueen14 @trublu2u

#terry bruno #terry bruno x reader #terry bruno x you #law and order svu #svu #law and order special victims unit #law and order: special victims unit #l&o svu #Affair!Terry

[chrollohearttags]

everything that could go wrong today has and I’m just ready to call it quits for this year while I’m ahead. Not even going to try anymore.

#rant in tags ignore if you don’t want to see my bitching #literally two things broke in the bathroom while I was using it and ik I’m gonna have to hear my dad’s fucking mouth abt it #I literally never cause trouble break or ask for anything #always walking on eggshells bc I never wanna make trouble for him or anybody else #but the first to volunteer my help but getting yelled at over a stupid discrepancy for an Amazon order #I explained that my bank sucks so much so I’ve only stuck to using CashApp bc it steals money #but he basically accuses me of stealing his money to help my brother #my selfish ass brother who I do everything for can’t even have the decency not to touch my stuff I brought specifically for me #but you’ll gladly stick ur neck out for a neighborhood drug addict and help them #ur kids can never have room for error #I’m responsible for all of my affairs I don’t ask him for a damn thing I even buy groceries every month and the internet #god forbid one thing goes wrong and he flies off the handle #two seconds from slitting vertically #not even doing this I’m done #I’m tired of living like this tbh #I can’t even drive myself or barely even walk lmao #what is the fucking point #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m sorry I’m just frustrated bc how dare you act like I cause so much trouble

[butterfilledpockets]

hey butter, i need you to remain calm, do NOT freak out, just sit down here so we can have a little chat :)

now, i understand that you may be busy, and that you also need an intact body to acheive most of your every-day tasks, but hear me out...

wouldn't you be happier if you were in a croissant? see, the thing is, i'm making croissants, and as you may know, butter is essential to croissant making, and i appear to have run out.

just think about it, croissants have more structure! this would make it easier to complete tasks without melting! :)

although your compliance is not strictly necassary (i will still be using you to make croissants either way), i thought i would do the polite thing and ask! :) manners are very important in this day and age, and this warning will give you time to get your affairs in order :)

what fresh hell have a walked into

#ask butter #my french heritage come to haunt me #anon please I do not wanna be croissant #MY AFFAIRS ARE SO OUT OF ORDER PLEASE

[justinspoliticalcorner]

AUDREY MCCABE, REED MCMASTER, and PETE TSIPIS at MMFA:

On April 15, former President Donald Trump walked into a Manhattan courtroom for the first day of his trial for charges of falsifying business records in order to conceal hush money payments to adult film star Stormy Daniels. Trump and right-wing media immediately began spreading lies about the trial. 

Right-wing media have wrongly claimed: that a gag order the judge issued on Trump is a violation of his freedom of speech, that the judge has barred Trump from attending his son’s graduation, that Trump should have been charged with misdemeanors rather than felonies, and that Trump should not be prosecuted because Hillary Clinton’s involvement in the Steele dossier is similar and yielded only a fine.  In reality, the case centers on Trump’s attempts to conceal hush money payments to Daniels, who allegedly had an affair with the former president. Trump funneled the payments to Daniels through his former lawyer Michael Cohen, who was sentenced to three years in prison for his role in the scheme as well as other crimes. Prosecutors allege that Trump violated election law in paying off Daniels as it was part of a coordinated effort to assist his 2016 campaign and may have also violated state tax law by mischaracterizing Cohen’s reimbursement. Experts say Merchan’s gag order is consistent with case law. Merchan also declined to answer Trump’s request to be excused from court on May 17 to attend his son’s graduation, stating that it was too early to make a decision but signaling an openness to it. 

@mediamattersforamerica has a handy guide debunking the right-wing media's myths about the Donald Trump election interference trial for falsification of business records in Manhattan.

#Donald Trump #People of New York v. Trump #Donald Trump Trial #Conservative Media Apparatus #Juan Manuel Merchan #Gag Orders #Michael Cohen #Stormy Daniels #Stormy Daniels/Donald Trump Affair #Fact Checking

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

at this point my tumblr is just becoming a british politics blog but anyway, updates on the police misconduct at the coronation:

[Alt text:]

Anti-monarchy arrests at coronation to be scrutinised by MPs

Chair of home affairs select committee says decision to be made whether to hold inquiry into use of Public Order Act

Matthew Weaver, Wed 10 May 2023 10.38 BST

The arrest of anti-monarchy protesters at King Charles’s coronation and intimidatory Home Office warnings to campaigners before the event are to be scrutinised by a committee of MPs.

In a statement, the home affairs select committee said it would examine the Metropolitan police’s handling of republican protests at an evidence session next Wednesday.

It will investigate the force’s approach to public demonstrations, the practical implementation of the public order bill and the arrest of republican protesters. A full list of witnesses will be announced in the coming days.

Dame Diana Johnson, the chair of the home affairs select committee, said there were “real questions” about how the new Public Order Act was used to hold leading members of Republic for up to 16 hours during the coronation.

Speaking to BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, Johnson said she would be interested in reviewing how broad the law was and “what guidance was given to frontline police officers and whether there is an issue about training”.

Johnson added: “So there are real questions about that and we think this morning we’ll need to look at that and decide whether we want to have that short inquiry to learn some lessons and see what the implementation of that act actually means in practice to frontline police officers.”

The force also released without charge three women’s safety volunteers who were arrested on suspicion of committing a public nuisance for carrying rape alarms at the coronation.

Johnson also wants answers about the treatment of these women. She said: “There’s also an issue about the women who were giving out the rape alarms as well and the how they ended up arrested. I don’t think it was under the Public Order Act 2023, but they were arrested as well.

full article here

so, while the home affairs select committee (its basically like a bunch of mps from different parties who examine what the home office is doing. that includes policies, laws, policing, etc.) are meeting to look at what happened, they havent opened an official inquiry, and we dont know if they will.

the last inquiry the hasc opened was on the 7th february this year relating to human trafficking. there is currently an inquiry open on policing priorities (opened 21 july 2022). this seems to have been triggered by the chief inspector of policing andy cooke (truly these titles are pretentious as fuck) who has repeatedly criticised police for not focussing on preventing or solving crime.

you might think that would be the first priority, but considering on the night of the coronation, they were arresting people essentially for thought crimes, youd be wrong. most forces (including the met) often just dont record crimes, and andy cooke is apparently an outlier in believing police should attend every burgulary.

there hasnt been a report published yet for this inquiry but they stopped accepting evidence last november though the evidence transcripts are available for the public to review.

i would like to note that although the hasc is cross-party, 6 out of the 11 members are tories. the rest are made up of 3 labour, 1 independent and 1 snp. as far as i can tell theres no representation for northern island in the committee.

percentage wise, that makes the committee roughly 54% tory, 27% labour, 9% independent and 9% snp. so while diana johnson is labour and from up north, dont get your hopes up regarding an inquiry. i dont know how the ins and outs of their committee, but tories make up the majority.

we do now have official confirmation that six of the protesters were held for 16 hours on suspicion of committing a crime.

im also glad that diana johnson has brought up how the uh taking away the human right to protest act public order act 2023 was implemented. i discussed with my mom how fucking stupid it was to implement a new law thatll affect an event happening the next day.

i am interested as to what she means by the night star volunteers not being arrested under the no seriously guys the right to protest is protected as a human rights act public order act 2023 because why the fuck else were they arrested then? its been reported as "a conspiracy to disrupt public peace", and they were counted within the 64 arrested.

also just gonna mention, diana johnson has said publicly that she wants to review how broad the this law literally suppresses a human right public order act 2023, and idk, it feels like maybe we should have established that before it was enacted ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

tl/dr: the home affairs select committee are examining whether they should open an inquiry into the police action during the coronation. unfortunately its majority tory so dont get your hopes up for an actual inquiry happening.

#ukpol #britpol #british police #british politics #uk police #uk politics #coronation #anti coronation #monarchy #anti monarchy #public order act #human rights #protest #peaceful protests #peaceful protest #met police #metropolitan police #home affairs #home affairs select committee #diana johnson #the guardian #matthew weaver #unlawful arrests #police misconduct #tories #anti tories #anti tory #long post

[dcminions]

FAVORITE DREA OUTFITS in DO REVENGE.

#camila mendes #cmendesedit #fashionedit #do revenge #userfyp #wonderfulwoc #dailyflicks #dailywomen #femaledaily #cinemapix #cinematv #filmtvdaily #filmgifs #moviegifs #and yes these are absolutely in order from fav to least fav #me and that green dress are having an affair actually

[catilinas]

Anna Jackson, I, Clodia

#there are some Takes in this poetry collection. and im gnawing on them #(poems ordered in a chronological narrative and this one is post clodius sacrilege trial and just pre clodia/caelius affair) #also the way this is in elegiac couplets is making me go auhauhyufsfguyahedfahejf #poetry #marcus caelius rufus #beeps

[slate021]

Flights Local Group

#rain world #iterator oc #Flights local group #Ten Lofty Flights #Pillars Among Pillars #Malevolent Hearsay #Radiance of Passion #Soaring Heights #Occurrence of Harmony #Poppies in the Wind #When Currents Meet #Expunges into Oblivion #Harrowing Suspension #Periodic Affairs #(not in order)

[gregoftom]

i’m really glad yall See The Vision with conwilla in 4.03 compared to tomgreg 3.09 like i couldn’t get it out of my head. like it’s even a similar conversation in some ways. as soon as i thought about tom and greg sitting in 3.09 with their knees touching i was like hey wait a minute. went back to conwilla in 4.03 and saw the same position. then the framing on her face when connor asks her her intentions? is she just selling her soul to be with him for money? she admits she kinda is, but she’s happy, which gives us an idea that her feelings for him are for status and comfort, yes, but also she wants to do it and it’s her choice and she enjoys being with him/cares for him. what is she gonna do with a soul anyways.

#txt #they really reminded me of them during the episode. the whole marriage thing too. this... discussion of #i'm worried if i don't do it now you'll leave me i need to get my affairs in order i need to ask you about your soul #the age gap discussion as well #the whole ''it sounds like you really want to do it'' with connor pushing that he still wants to get married despite what happened #similar kind of greg picking up on what tom really wants #CONWILLA TOMGREG SWEEP #tomgreg #conwilla #my best friends

[isfjmel-phleg]

🙄

#random personal stuff #the stupid p o l i t i c a l picture got unburied and is back in full sight in my coworker's box where I will have to look at it constantly #everytime I look left or get up from my desk or come back to my desk there it will be #I know it's just a dumb picture but it has come to represent a lot of simmering rage with this man's priorities & I am struggling with this #I found out yesterday that my predecessor in this job had issues with this guy over purchase selections #and so did a former distance librarian #who reportedly was told by this man that he believes he's 'doing the Lord's work' in selecting these books #is it the Lord's work to push a certain p o l i t i c a l agenda? these are not religious books #is it the Lord's work to push an opinion of something that is not directly tied to religious teachings? #is it the Lord's work to lie and call a book order a replacement so you can get a book you want without revealing you chose it? #it was suggested recently that I talk with the VP of Academic Affairs about this issue #as something that will need to be kept in mind when hiring the next library director #and I would have to be very careful about how I did it #but I really think I will #I am so tired of this. so tired. #we are supposed to be so much better than this #is it the Lord's work to mock public figures with whom you disagree? #especially about an issue that's not really an issue anymore? #2020 and so forth happened can we please move on now?