#You Cannot Stop The Quotes

[jessicas-pi]

okay nobody asked but I'm doing it anyway, more Medieval AU Incorrect Quotes

Rex: Ahsoka told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

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Ezra: What goes up but never comes down? Caleb: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

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Barriss: Stressed. Korkie: Depressed. Merrin: Possessed. Chopper: Obsessed. Caleb: Well-dressed. Cal: Impressed. Ahsoka: Chicken breast. Everyone: ...What? Ahsoka: I just wanted to join in.

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Ahsoka: We have a problem. Rex: No, YOU have a problem. I have a princess who keeps making them.

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Barriss: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. Ahsoka: That's why I carry two swords.

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Omega: I love you both, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Cal: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Omega: Yes! Merrin: I am starting to feel sorry for you.

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Sabine: I think I might be in love with someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it. Ursa: Just rip the bandage off. Sabine: It’s Ezra. Ursa: Put the bandage back on.

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Ahsoka: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Ahsoka: Doesn't work when your bodyguard catches you sneaking out your window tho :/

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Ketsu: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Ahsoka: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Skira: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Adenn isn’t.

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Makheta: Rex is playing hard to get. Makheta: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Barriss: This is a mistake Ahsoka, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Barriss: But not today Ahsoka, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess

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Cal: Goodnight moon. Cal: Goodnight tree. Cal: Goodnight ghosts only I can see.

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Korkie: Can you please be serious, for five minutes? Ai-kel: My record is four but I think I can do it.

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Caleb: So how was your day, kids? Ezra: We almost got surprise adopted! Caleb: What? Sabine: We almost got kidnapped. Caleb: Oh, okay. Caleb: WAIT WHAT?!

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Ahsoka: My crush isn’t picking up on my hints. Rex: What hints have you given them? Ahsoka: Well, I think about him a lot. Ahsoka: And sometimes I even think about talking to him.

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Merrin: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'I have not decided yet' is typically a good response.

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Plo Koon: How many children do you have? Shaak Ti: Biologically, emotionally, or legally? Plo Koon: Fair question.

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*At 3AM* Makheta: Why do we have different blood groups? Ahsoka: So mosquitoes can enjoy different flavors.

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Caleb: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Zeb: You were flirting with Hera. Caleb: So what? She's my wife. Zeb: You asked her if she was single. Caleb: Zeb: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

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Omega: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Ezra: In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Hera: Wasn't Sabine with you? Sabine: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Rex: Nothing in life is free. Makheta: Love is free. Korkie: Knowledge is free. Ahsoka: Friendship is free. Ai-kel: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. Everyone: ... Rex: That's illegal- Ahsoka: No, let him finish!

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Ai-kel: When I first met you, I did not like you. Lux: I'm aware of that. Ai-kel: But then you and I had some time together. Lux: Uh-huh? Ai-kel: It did not get better.

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Ahsoka: Am I in trouble? Rex: Take a guess. Ahsoka: No? Rex: Take another guess.

#You Cannot Stop The Quotes #incorrect quotes #kanera #sabezra #man i should do some drawings of my ocs so you know what they look like #(ai kel and makheta are both togrutas btw) #star wars medieval au

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

#sorry this was funnier in my head #but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT #gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it #at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and #i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison #almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive #but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant #that is all thank you #clarisse doodles #batfam #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd

[dailyeohkakyoin]

the crusaders do have a healer.

they don't like to talk about it.

#jjba #kakyoin noriaki #kujo jotaro #joseph joestar #muhammad avdol #daily #((bet you thought i abandoned this blog. well jokes on YOU. i havent stopped thinking about it ONCE since i started it.)) #((the guilt is killing me. but not really. anyway this is 100% canon to my blog's continuity and you may quote me on that.)) #((i cannot guarantee regular updates going forward but i am at the very least trying to get back on track!)) #((regardless! hope you enjoy this silly joke. i spent a long time on it and i definitely had more to say about it but i forgot.)) #((peace and love💚))

[seagreenstardust]

“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”

Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.

His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.

I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.

Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all

#perfect stories about perfect people who never do anything wrong are usually boring #stories about growth and mistakes and redemption and forgiveness and progress are lit #bkdk #bakudeku #the quote is from cinema therapy on YouTube btw #love them so much #they look at media and talk about what is and isn’t good from a real life human perspective #and boy did this quote slap me in the face #anyway this is my thought literally any time anyone says something about shipping Izuku with his abuser #if he was still being abused then I get it #but he’s not #and saying he needs protection from Katsuki is honestly doing his character dirty #and this is not to say that every situation with an abuser and a victim should turn out romantic #obviously not #the world is not black and white and neither are people #sometimes you have to get yourself out and never look back and that is valid and healthy #but sometimes you’re talking about two boys in a manga who literally cannot stop thinking about how good and incredible the other is #bro I get it #surface level chapter/episode 1 Katsuki is literally the worst #but his glow up has been literally meteoric

[lovereadandwrite]

“I shall protect you, & you alone… even if…you stand as the last person on this earth”

#still better than her actual father tho & I stand by that🗣️ #maaaan I’ve wanted to use this quote for something for so long !! since the scene was trending on tlkt0k ! & WELP-😩 #every time I hear or read it it gives me absolute chills. it HAUNTS me #I promise I have so much cutesy fun father Fyodor doodles coming but this would not leave my head !!! poor sweet Aya🥺 #dw Fyodor & I will raise her well😌🫶 lmaoo *coping* #seeing Fyodor having to interact & be seemingly kind to a kid - could not have dreamed up this scenario !!! I’m livinggg he’s so cute #ALSO I stg I will fight ya with a stick if you make any of THOSE Mori comparisons !!😠 #I know we all have the reading comprehension to recognize that Fyodor’s manipulations & scheming are NOT *that*😤 #but ANYWAYS love you all MUWAH💕😆 I cannot stop redrawing 115 & doodling sillies !!! HELP ! #fyodor #fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor fanart #fyodor bsd #fyodor dostoevsky fanart #bsd #bsd fanart #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs fanart #bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs fanart #fanart #anime #bsd manga #bsd 115 #artists on tumblr #artists of tumblr #bsd aya #aya bsd #manga #bsd spoilers

[mooonboy]

krshna, probably: 108 names but i just wanna be called yours<3

#you cannot tell me im wrong #i MEAN #has this been done already #i have a very STRONG FEELING THAT IT HAS #are u telling me that no one thot of this #LIKE OMG #i couldn't stop thinking about this since when i came up with this which was this morning btw #shsjjsjs #it's cringe but it's also genius he would be very proud of it #iknow that because i AM #desiblr #desi tag #hindu mythology #krishna #incorrect mahabharat quotes #mahabharat #mahabharata #pick up lines #just desi things #desi shit posting #desi tumblr #Krishna memes #hindu myth memes #Krishna incorrect quotes #krishie bb my beloved

[houseofborgia]

"I have spent all my life resisting the desire to end it."

— Franz Kafka, Letters to Milena (1920 to 1923)

#franz kafka you would've loved juan borgia #little guy is so sad he just wanted to be loved #and is trying his best to fulfill the massive expectations that he cannot begin to fulfill in the first place #he was only 19 commanding the papal army like goddamn #and the xenophobic attacks still get to him he's never self-assured #he neither had a peer nor someone to hold on to #i better stop before i start crying over him again #juan borgia #the borgias #david oakes #theborgiasedit #perioddramaedit #franz kafka #kafka #litedit #booksociety #letters to milena #literary quotes #by jen #dailykafka

[fanaticalthings]

Tim: Ok, so clearly this mission isn't going very well.

Jason: B's gonna be here any minute and he's gonna be SO pissed.

Tim: Which is exactly why we need a distraction so we can scram. Dick, start hysterically crying as soon as he arrives.

Dick: What?? Why me?

Tim: Well obviously one of us needs to stay here so he won't catch the rest of us!

Dick: Yeah, but why do I have to be the one to do it? What about you or Damian? Why not Jason?

Jason: Dude, I did it last time. I tried to make my sobbing so realistic I actually started crying, which made BRUCE cry, which made ME cry even MORE.

Dick:

Jason: Anyways my performance was PHENOMENAL and shouldn't be wasted on this shit.

Tim: And I physically can't cry. Body too dry.

Dick: What? What does that even me-

Tim already grappling away: So anyways we'll see you back at the Manor :)

Dick: Wait-

Damian: Your sacrifice will not be in vain.

Dick: YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE A REASON!

#batdad about to scold naughty children? just get one of them to cry #let the batkids weaponize their tears. give me bruce about to let out a whole paragraph reprimands #only to stop dead as soon as he hears one of his kids sniffle #bruce: you kids are SO riduculous i CANNOT belie- are-are you crying? ohmygosh im so sorry dont cry please dont- oh god im sorry i'll stop- #dc comics #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batkids #batbros #incorrect quotes #crack #fanatical posting

[skitskatdacat63]

I also think about the Roman Empire every day 🤭

#i cannot off-hand mention any drawing idea bcs then i definitely will end up drawing it #caesar fernando would be a menace and curse to society(affectionate) #this is mostly just: needed something to keep me awake during fp2 #but also ofc cannot miss out on drawing relevant historical art #to quote maddi(martian-jpg): he is my roman empire #ah still kinda shocked at myself drawing so often lately!! lots of silly art tho is fun :) #ugh if theyre gonna make a vid of him reading about the Roman should really just put him in a toga 🙄 #(commentary:) #(i will say. as you all already know. i think about an empire every day but not the roman one 😭😭) #(but i will say when i saw a julius caesar bust in person i was having a moment. we all have our vices.) #(BUT STOP IT I CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER EMPIRE AU STOP STOP STOP) #(seb as his twinky little blond concubine- hadrian and antonius who????) #fernando alonso #f1 #formula 1 #f1 fanart #formula 1 fanart #catie.art.

[bookwyrminspiration]

#tlt #the locked tomb #ntn #put that one besides you can’t take loved away on the list of quotes I cannot stop thinking about #SO unwell

[moredifferentthanusual]

from chapter 12 of Chained: To Wield the Blade we have Forged by Tinerian aka @redhoodinternaldialectical

#jason todd #bruce wayne #batfam #batman #quotes #jason todd meta #the last lines there WRECKED me #i had to go back and find it in the fic coa i kept thinking of it #good fic btw #i personally Do Not vibe with batcest but it's still interesting and we #well written enough i just HAD to keep reading #and then it started teaching me about scripture? fuhgeddaboutit! ofc im obsessed with it after that! #me: ok apparently this jaytim fic starts out with just 30k contract negotiations no romance and obviously i HAVE to read that #contract negotiations!!! #me later: i cannot stop thinking about the spiritual questions inherent in being resurrected and becoming a god but specifically for batmen #@the author. how dare you do this to me. wanna make out? #had to tell all my friends when they asked what i did this weekend that i learned about hinduism via batfam fanfic #answer for your crimes author!

[luvring]

one day people will stop looking at misogynistic men and saying they're secretly gay, and finally realize implicitly associating non-queer men's hatred with queerness as well as disregarding the patriarchy's pervasiveness helps (checks notes) literally nobody

#💬nia.rambles #stop it stop it stop it stop it #im sure i could word this better but if i see that stupid tweet or its quotes one more time i might implode #like it's absurd to me some of you say men are socialized to hate women then say if they do they must be gay #he isn't in the closet he just doesn't see women as equals #in a heteropatriarchal system heterosexuality isn't a clear line of loving/respecting women or Not. there isn't a dichotomy for misogyny #realize he can be romantically & sexually attracted to women but objectify & shame them & reserve forms of love for men #without doing that you Cannot tackle the patriarchy in Any meaningful way #+ what does calling him gay do for you. do you benefit from him being Queer and hating women. would that make you feel better. #do you want to imply all misogyny is rooted in internalized homophobia / queer men are raging misogynists. do you like those ideas #it's all ultimately diluting/ignoring patriarchal power and material/interpersonal consequences #not to mention the dissonance i see regarding intersectionality + the 'separation' of misogyny from queerness #and. UGHHHHHHH. it's so frustrating like just. gawd. whatever.

[tootditoot]

"A Turkish documentary posits that dogs think that humans are gods, but that cats know better. Cats are complex creatures, by turns cunning and dumb, aloof and affectionate, selfish and kind."

-An Animal Book, For Yuuki

#I am going through a weird art phase rn and you cannot stop me #sketch #my art #drawing practice #traditional art #illustration #cat #book quotes #literature

[fist-of-vengeance]

why did I picture Keamy as an egg-laying mammal first before I understood that your tag was probably about him frying eggs...

IM LOSING MY MIND WHAT

#do people here not talk about “i make good eggs” #the subreddit cannot stop quoting it #you literally cannot mention keamy without a million people manifesting to say “well he does make good eggs” #anyway this is hysterical thank you anon #lost 2004 #lost tv show #lost abc #lost #martin keamy #the guy does make good eggs

[six-white-venus]

One of your poems has to be carved on the moon. Which do you choose?

something about my father, maybe. i would give him this world and the stars and the night sky. i would carve his name with nothing but my blunt nails on the surface of the moon just to make him feel seen. would it ever be enough? would my bloody fingernails and sweat-stained t-shirt bring him any semblance of comfort and erase the nightmares of his past? i will never know. but till that, i will reach out to the moon; to hold her in my palms, to scratch his name on her skin, to crush her under my hold and make him a ring out of something celestial.

did you know that when we look at the stars in the night sky, we are, in a way, looking at the past? what we see today is an object whose emitted light started its journey millions of years back and from trillions of kilometres away and reaching our eyes now. the thought of something ancient, something ethereal reaching out to bestow the light it will never get to see light up the sky of a person they will never meet is so achingly human, don't you think?

i would kneel on the moon and on it carve the words i wrote, ones that i think they seem to be telling us every day.

"i love you, i love you. can you hear me?"

(stay. do not let me glow in vain. i will light up your sky. i always do)

#thanks for the ask! i had a lot of fun with this one #i can't believe you made me choose smh. user frillyheathen from my poems do you not see i cannot hold a single train of thought #or settle on a single theme #still. thank you so much for the ask! #i actually sat and did some astronomy and physics research for this. and used none of it #okay i used some of it but that's a direct quote from my physics textbook #i'll stop talking now lmao hope this wasn't terrible #my writing #prose poetry #words #love #writeblr #prose #stars #moon #hope #ask game

[incurablyromanticsblog]

Something about movies where the lovers reunite in death...

#smilin through 1932 #the ghost and mrs. muir #meg cabot #curse you for introducing me to paranormal romance #amd curse you fates for not giving me a mediator adaptation #to quote westley #death cannot stop love it can only delay it for a while