didn't expect phil to be the one to go full horny during their time apart first, this is hilarious
you didn't expect ejdjejei oh, sweet summer child
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a friend of mine died today from covid complications
sometimes i wonder what grief is trying to teach me, and sometimes i just want to rage at it
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Yeah but they’ve been alone together a bunch of times and would have been alone this time too if it mattered. It’s a bit irrelevant that his work buddies happened to be there this time. I do think it’s a showmance, but it’s silly pouncing on every little thing and acting like it’s obvious ‘proof’ of anything. To play devils advocate, you could say she’s involved in his life to the point she knows all his team and sits in on meetings sometimes. It’s important to not get tunnel vision.
Listen Olivia, it doesn’t change a thing. We will joke about this whole thing no matter if Fullstop took you under their wings, Jeff has personally invested in Don’t Worry Darling or Louis and Jason talk footie for hours over beers.
It also doesn’t change that you’ve been “officially” chased by law enforcements to take care of your neglected children while playing with the idea that you’re expecting another one that you would ignore for the sake of looking like a 20 something groupie with no responsibilities. And yes, I know half of it is fake tabloid crap but that’s the tunnel view you created.
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All I’m saying is I have fully written and cast the Succession/Muppets Christmas Carol AU in my mind. Yes, specifically the Muppet one.
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delay on London photos because photoshop is giving me an error on my work computer that I can’t resolve until I do a bunch of shit I was supposed to do six months ago and procrastinated on because I think our IT department is being fucking ridiculous. anyway it’s mostly a bunch of parks so like for now just picture a lot of rose gardens.
edit disregard this I figured out that photoshop is just the stupidest program alive, which I thought might be the case, but took way too long to confirm. also I do still have to do the stupid thing.
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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because here's the thing here's the thing the question was not "would you be more surprised to run into a fairy or a walrus" the question was "would you be more surprised to find a fairy or a walrus AT YOUR DOOR" and while no, i do not believe in fairies and would be surprised to know they EXIST i would NOT be surprised to find one at my door. HOWEVER, if a WALRUS shows up at my door i have to contend with the fact that a walrus somehow made it to my apartment specifically and knocked on my door for god knows what reason. i would be more surprised to know that a fairy EXISTS, of course, but NOT that they're at my door, do you get me?
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oh god shut up. you didn't even know the damn kid.
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe, and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." — James Baldwin
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but as a creator -
I am fine with "the audience" -
downloading my fics
printing my fics
copy/pasting or screenshotting my fics
sharing your saved copy of my fics with anyone else who might want them in the unlikely but never impossible case that my fics are no longer available on ao3
making a book of my fic(s) and running your fingers across the pages while lovingly whispering my precioussss
doing these things with anything I create for fandom, such as meta, headcanons, au nonsense like 'texts from the brodinsons,' etc
I am not fine with "the audience"
doing any of the above with the purpose/intent of plagiarizing my work or passing it off as their own in any capacity
feeding my work into ai for any reason whatsoever
Save the fandom things. Preserve the fandom things. Respect the fandom things.
Enjoy the fandom things.
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