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windandwater · 9 months

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thinking about my old roommate/friend who used to say "so I heard you like salad" as a joke whenever there was an awkward pause in the conversation and it turned out to be a really good conversation opener because everyone would immediately start talking about salad

#adventures in text posts #college #miss her #random story time with ang #also guys this joke only works with salad it's the mundanity and stupidity and the fact that it gets the same response every time #if you try something more interesting it doesn't work the same I shouldn't have to spell this out

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superbat-love · 3 months

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Clark: [stares at Ace] Is that what I think it is?

Bruce: Oh, that’s Chewperman, Ace’s favorite chew toy.

Clark: You let Ace chew on a mini me?

Bruce: That’s what it’s made for. If it makes you feel bad, I’ll make one for Krypto too. He’ll love it, right boy?

Ace: Woof.

The following week at the Fortress of Solitude…

Bruce: Why is this toy kept behind a glass casing? It’s meant for Krypto. [takes it out of the casing and tosses it to Krypto] Here boy!

Krypto: [happily chomps on the Batman chew toy]

Clark: Noooo! Don’t! Krypto, let go of Batsqueak!

Bruce: Batsqueak?

Clark: It just feels wrong, Bruce! I can’t bear to let any harm come to Batsqueak. He should be kept safe in his ice cave, not mauled by giant fangs.

Bruce: …

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incorrectbatfam · 4 months

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Bruce Wayne is the kind of guy who would rent out a theater to see his daughter perform but won't pay for Spotify Premium

#bruce wayne #batman #cassandra cain #orphan #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #wayne family adventures #webtoon #headcanon #batposting #shitpost #text post

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thealienrumi · 8 months

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#fionna and cake #simon petrikov #ice king #candy queen #adventure time #text posts meme #incorrect quotes #text post memes

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bruciemilf · 1 month

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I’m on the second episode of My Adventures With Superman and I KNOW I know, this deserves to be Clark’s show, BUT HEAR ME OUT A SECOND.

Imagine the Waynes didn’t die and Thomas is trying DESPERATELY to buy the Daily Planet from White, but to absolutely no avail.

“For the last time, Wayne, you can have this company when the Gotham Knights win a Stanley Cup.”

“Y’all cheated last year and you KNOW it, White! Come on! We knew each other for 20 years—“

“Not true.”

“You gotta have ONE nice thing to say about me! You saw my charity records? My trip to the Amazon? I found a goddam dinosaur, for Pete’s sake!”

“And you sent it to the Gotham museum.”

“…Well yeah, it looked real pretty.”

“Look, Wayne. I can either give your ego the stroke of the century, or keep Lane and those two idiot interns in check, but I can’t do both. Now get out of here, or—“

Clark clearing his throat, holding two cups of coffee in his comically large hands, “Uh, the coffee machine broke, so I had to run to the store. Is this a bad time?”

Thomas whistling, because what the FUCK. “Christ, boy, how tall are you? How tall is he, White? You a security guard? You WANNA be a security guard?”

“Uh, Clark Kent. Idiot intern,” Clark introduced himself politely despite Perry’s grumbling.

Needless to say, Thomas Wayne is…Intimidating.

“I’ve heard about your research on metahuman physics, Mr. Wayne. It’s brilliant.”

“Oh, that? That was all my boy, really. He’s got all these ideas about reinventing the healthcare system for everybody or something like that. Hell, he wants to invent some bandaids for that Superman fella. “

“That,” Clark blinked, “Actually sounds amazing.”

“Right?. The other day he came to me like, ‘Can I have 30,000 for a research expedition?’ You should’ve seen him in his little lab coat, — cutest thing. Hold on, I have pictures.”

Clark expected a particularly eccentric 10 year not, not a — gorgeous— adult man in what looked to be a great amount of eyeliner and one hell of a scowl. “He’s…” gorgeous, “He seems interesting.”

“Ain’t he? You should meet him sometime. Hates talking to the press, but, I’m sure we can arrange something. “

“Good luck with that. I tried interviewing the kid alone for 10 minutes and Mr. Wayne here kept getting in the way. Probably because he has something to hide.”

“Bruce ain’t really made for the camera, so I had to step in, ya know how it is. He ain’t really the independent kind.” Thomas shrugs. “I know, I know, — you gotta leave em to fly sometimes, and while I bet he’d look cute tryin’,”

Thomas chuckles, but it doesn’t sound amusing. At all. “No bird leaves MY nest.”

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Clark finds out why Perry can’t prove Thomas Wayne is Batman. It’s because he’s wrong. He’s listened to Batman’s heartbeat before. And Thomas doesn’t stutter.

Bruce Wayne does, thought.

#them ^^#maws #clark kent #my adventures with superman #dc #dc comics #battinson #superbat #thomas wayne #text post #text

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originalartblog · 9 months

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I'm gonna force them to take care of themselves even if I have to resort to weird AU scenarios that have no explanation

(tiny Chuuya is using his own ability: mini-gravity manipulation)

#i'm making nonsense now #tiny skk adventures #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #nawy's comics #i didn't mean to make the post so long but side-by-side the text was too small and on desktop when you clicked the picture it wasn't better #honestly i would do one for every character but 1. too many 2. not fast enough #so blorbos only 😔

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itsdefinitely · 7 months

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one more doodle for today

#i saw one (1) post about prismo doing this whenever he got flustered and my eyes have been opened #so i say he does this whenever he gets overwhelmed #id in alt text #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #adventure time #definitely art #prohibitedwish

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humming-fly · 9 months

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Just like Justin Mcelroy's callbacks to the chilean miners I have once again emerged to deliver this, More Team Greed Nonsense, this time featuring stupid questions ed asks to get out of work

ngl drawing this is the most clear headed I've felt in weeks if i go longer then seven days without drawing greedling I start going through withdrawl

to that end have a second bonus:

Team Greed Doodles Masterlist

#slapping this out right before i have some outdoor adventures of my own #also tumblr's new post editor wants me dead specifically i see #moving images is So slippery now jeez #playing with breaking up the text a bit since i sort of have 2 bonuses and wasn't sure how to play that lol #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #ling yao #edward elric #team greed #comic #doodles #my art #oh and we've gotten rid of the preview on blog button too now haven't we great #time to draft more feedback forms! my favorite!

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lithiumseven · 1 month

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corruptpixel · 8 months

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can’t wait for fionna who is expecting to see an ice prince to be instead met with this wet cat of a man

#adventure time #at #atfc #fionna and cake #adventure time fionna and cake #simon petrikov #fionna campbell #text post

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windandwater · 4 days

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globalization should be like. you take everything good from every culture and you can get it anywhere. every convenience store has Japan-level konbini and you have a Finnish style dish drying cabinet over your sink and you can go to a Finnish sauna or Korea spa and you can get a Norwegian bed anywhere and everywhere has efficient and easy to use public transportation. and you can get really cool art & food from all over the world from really cool artists & chefs.

but it's not like that. instead every mall in every country had a L'Occitane, a Dolce & Gabbana, and a Starbucks. and I just. I know why & where we went wrong. you don't have to tell me. but every time I travel I can see the world we should have. and I hate it here in the real world so much.

#adventures in text posts #travel #japan 2024

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sepyana · 2 months

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