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im-a-space-gay · 4 years

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Making My Way to Florida! (Gay Gamers Fic)

... read the title, I guess??

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Virgil felt absolute chaos consume his being as he finished packing everything, knowing he was ahead of schedule. At least, the schedule his friends knew about.

He sighed, about to sit down before his phone buzzed, and he looked down to see a text in the group chat.

Prince_Of_Creativity: Anx, start setting up! We playing the CC server!

CoolLogic101: The grammar in that text fills me with anger and fear.

Virgil smiled and was about to do what he was told before he remembered that in order to throw them off his tracks, he couldn’t participate in recording day. Bummer.

Anxie_Tea&Biscuits: Actually, I can’t record with you guys today, sry :(

Mor-Pal-Ity: What?! Why?! ;^;

That’s when Virgil paused, realizing he didn’t think of an excuse beforehand. F*ck.

Okay, he couldn’t use a sick card. He’d always somewhat record for the group channel even when sick, so it’d be suspicious if he did that. He also couldn’t use a bad day excuse, because he’d still record believing people would find his expense funny. Come on, think... oh!

Anxie_Tea&Biscuits: Something came up with my family who live a town over, so I can’t game for a while. Sry...

Prince_Of_Creativity: Np dude!! Take as much time as you need!! I hope your fams ok!

Anxie_Tea&Biscuits: Thanks. Have fun recording, okay??

He read their confirmations with a smile before checking again that he had everything in order. Suit case, check, house key, check, maps, check, plane ticket, check.

Virgil smiled even wider as he clapped, deciding it was a good time to eat as he waited for his friends to finish recording and editing, wanting to see how they’d do without him. It was official.

He was going to Florida tomorrow.

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It was official the sequel.

Virgil f*cking hated planes.

It was cramped, quiet, and honestly having to get on the plane at four in the morning was a major let down because of the nine hour flight and five hour time difference, landing in Florida at eight AM.

Nonetheless, he was there, recording, and running by a Walmart in order to buy a huge cardboard box and neon pink packing peanuts wondering how he was going to walk the two miles between the address he was given and the Walmart without being seen by his friends.

Eventually, he got to his friends house -more like mansion, Jesus- unlocking the door and stepping inside, tempted heavily to just collapse onto the couch and lay there until his friends got back from their weekly shopping trip. But alas, he was too stubborn for that as he dragged his suitcase into what appeared to be a hall closet after grabbing another camera and setting it up in a flower pot.

“Alright,” he huffed, facing the camera he’d been carrying all day. “It is now eleven in the morning in Florida, and after carrying a huge-*ss box, dragging my suit case, and recording for two cursed miles, I am at Dork Manor with all residents on a shopping trip. So far, all according to plan. Now, to execute by far the easiest but somewhat boring phase of my plan: scaring the daylights out of my American friends. Let’s do this!”

Virgil clipped the camera onto his jacket again as he opened the bags for the packing peanuts, making commentary the entire time as he poured them all into the giant box.

He stood before the filled box within ten minutes, and he disposed of all garbage before looking at the camera that was fairly hidden in the pot.

“Okay, the others should finish their trip soon, meaning into the box I go! I wonder how long I’ll have to wait before they actually get here. Time to find out!”

He jumped in the box without spilling anything, thankfully -curse his height!- and sank down into the peanuts, closing the lid behind him.

Virgil waited for what he later found out was twenty minutes when he heard the door being unlocked, and he held a hand into his mouth to ensure he wouldn’t make any noise.

“Roman, please, I’m sure he- why is there a box in our living room?” A voice- Logan said, and Virgil heard somebody walk to his box.

“What does that- wow there’s actually a box, I thought that was a metaphor,” Roman muffled voice made it’s way to Virgil, and he heard the crinkling of shopping bags as another person walked over.

“Where’s it from?!” Patton now asked excitedly, being the only one putting stuff away from the sound of it, and Virgil had to hold in a squeal at the settling weight that his friends were there in person.

“It doesn’t say,” Logan said, probably inspecting the box. “Should we open it?”

“Yes!” Roman said. “Patt, hurry up I wanna open the box!”

“Coming, coming!”

Virgil, shaking with excitement, heard the last pair of feet bound over and then Roman counting down.

“Three... two... one!”

Virgil felt the box be opened, and didn’t move.

“... well that was anti-climatic.”

Then, Virgil decided to make his move as he stuck his head out of the box quickly.

“GUYS!”

They all shrieked and jumped back, being startled before they realized who he was. He didn’t give them the chance to say anything as he continued.

“I found so many packing peanuts at the store! Isn't this amazing?!” He asked in an excited voice, playing with the packing peanuts while they stared at him in shock.

Then, Roman started laughing, quickly followed by the other two, and Virgil couldn’t help but notice how they sounded hysterical. Virgil just huffed, sinking below the packing peanuts again as they continued.

“You guys are bloody weird. I’m taking a nap.”

He smiled as he heard them laugh harder with murmurs of “I can’t breathe” or “my LUNGS”.

When they were done, he suddenly felt two sets of hands grab both his arms and drag him into a standing position. He shook his head to get the peanuts out of his hair before looking at them with a wide smile.

They were all staring at him, looking like they were still processing he was he there with shaky smiles and misty eyes.

“Soo...” Virgil said, and they all snapped back into reality as he looked at them with a more sheepish smile than before. “Can you guys, uh, help me out of here? I’m very smol, in case you didn’t notice.”

They all started laughing again, and Virgil pouted.

“Guuuuys,” he whined, which made them laugh even more somehow. “This isn’t funny! I’m genuinely stuck, please help!”

When they continued to laugh with no signs of stopping, Virgil decided he hated them all and regretted coming to America, sinking back into the box and closing the lid behind him.

“Fine. No hugs for you guys, I guess,” he said loudly, and they all immediately stopped, and he felt the box open again.

“Wait wait wait, no please I want hugs,” Patton whined this time, and Virgil moved into a sitting position so they couldn’t reach him.

“Nope. Feel free to send me back to the UK.”

“Virgil please can we get hugs?” Roman cut in, and Virgil could already tell he was sticking his arms in the box in hopes of grabbing him.

“Nope!”

Then, Virgil felt the world give way beneath him as Logan lifted the box, and he and all the packing peanuts fell out the bottom. Virgil gasped loudly, pretending to be upset.

“Look what you’ve done! All my packing peanuts!” He cried out, grabbing handfuls of the peanuts and fake glaring at Logan. “How dare thee? This sin shall not be forgiven nor forgotten!”

He planned on continuing, but then he felt arms wrap around him from behind and he immediately melted and started purring, leaning back into the warmth.

“Are you purring?” Patton gasped happily, apparently being the one to grab him.

“I haven’t had a hug since I was eighteen, can you blame me?” Virgil said in response, purring increasing as Roman and Logan joined the hug.

“Are you recording this?” Roman asked after a bit, being the first to notice the camera on his jacket. Virgil nodded.

“Been recording since four in the AM.”

“You’ve been recording for eight hours?” Roman asked in shock, and Virgil shook his head.

“Ah, let me rephrase. I’ve been recording since four AM UK time. Here, I’ve been recording since eleven PM or something.”

“WHAT?!”

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im-basically-logan · 6 years

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me yelling abt the new sander sides episode because i have no chill

under the cut, friendos!

i’m typing this as i listen/watch the video btw so it’s all in order! also this is very long

that’s... an intro.

i love joan so much hghfhgjfdhjk

new channel news yay

Tweet Tunes blz come back

“give me my shirt back!”

i still love the intro to sander sides so much

thomas what the fuck. i’m so confused

“Cast: Thomas Sanders” that’s sander sides in a nutshell

also thats a big fuckin wine glass

dont eat bad chicken wraps blz

“yeah but what’s your actual job?” oof

the beginning is very slow paced imo blehh. a good reflection on thomas’ mood in the video tbh

“i feel bad about feeling bad” me all the time

i cant believe roman got slapped in the face

roman x katana otp uwu

“Logan!!! It’s Patton!!” that was both cute and kinda odd? did he think logan would be suspicious of him being deceit? probably not

logan really goin for those claps and syllables

“Although I am overcome by a titillating, tingly sensation whenever deadlines are met” l-logan? what??? did you just say?? i agree with roman’s reaction on this one.

the poor 4th wall. also i’m not belittled

patton called himself, roman, and logan daddy

VIRGIL!!!!

virgil flapping as he’s like “Are you serious??”

the countless amount of beeps as roman and logan argue.

bestest duo

god the stretching shit

ROMAN GOT CALLED THE FUCK OUT

i mean we been knew he’s insecure but still

“do you know how dangerous that is?”

“I’m shooting straight, even though I’m gay”

dfkghdfkjhdskj patton knows what everyone calms down with hghghgfh

i love how logan just immediately starts solving the cube lol

it was 25 seconds jfc logan

tfw you’re just so good at being creativity that you color the mona lisa with shitty colors

are.. are they making a vine reference?? with the loop thing??

F r o o t

S am e s i es logan s w ea t y B L Z

“get naked??” ROMAN PL E A SE

he was ready to strip what the F UCK

intact and wet?

hfgjkhdjk logan’s trying his best

Sometime’s we don’t know that there’s a question to be asked: clarified

LOGAN COMPLIMENT PATTON FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

i want a cogitating cap but it’s $25 sobs

textbooks, m I S T A KES (roman jfc), PUPPETS!!

yes virgil defend pat

tbh i had the same thoughts as logan at first abt the adult thing..

roman you over did the chin, buddy

“you are unbelievably extra any time you get” “put a sOCK IN IT!”

and then virgil becomes a sock puppet

I LOVE HIM I’LL TAKE 5

sweet coraline!!! BA BA BAAAAA

“if by up you mean the opposite of down to do this” that was very convoluted

what is with roman not liking the word figuratively??? are you ok?? is there some secret angst behind the meaning of that word?

patton cursed again

is... 5 by 5 a thing???

jfc logan, you wear light wash jeans?? i thought they would be dark

oh and you hit roman in the eye

ngl i laughed because he’s a puppet and couldn’t blink

oh my god logan looks so regretful w h a t?

also L is a new nickname

“Maybe I should go” “NO”

o shit

slight throwback to when Logan left in moving on part 1??? :3c

hfdjkhfkjd like mAR IA

ew feelings

“i’d rather go live in a garbage can” same

thomas we love you so much feelings are weird

jfc patton.

“oh i’m sorry, EXCEPT I’M NOT!”

big oof at roman being called out

“oh my gosh, what is up your butt?” “... an ARM”

i mean he’s not wrong but i feel like he could’ve thought about that phrase a little more carefully

i really liked the text stuff when logan was talking about “Why?”

solid electric company reference yeet

SHSHDHGHSHSHDHHSHSHH

logan flailing his arms is a mood

“i could list off several factors that very well could be contributing to your doubts” someone let him sp e a k

and it’s virgil.

lmao that was a big “I’ll take what I can get” bit for logan ngl rip

hfgkdhjdkfs virgil as the count i’m

logan’s looks he’s giving virgil are m o o d s

“three depressing speculations, ah ah ah...”

“four uncomfortable characters in this room”

“jeez you slobbily eat some jam and accidentally make a jew puns and now you’re suddenly sensitive about being taken seriously?” “I’m not a joke!”

YI K E S

the logan angst i’ve been craving

logan blz hhhhhh

headcanon: adjusting his tie is a big stim

you can see virgil’s expression in the puppet when patton calls him a cute muffin wowie puppeteering is neat!

roman ur being an ass

“it’s too bad your brain isnt as big as your chin” “well you smell like FOOT” hfdjhgjfkdhs

there’s so many more logan screenshots i gottttttt yessss

“what? no-” too late, it’s musical time

“another song, really?” logan, you literally sang last episode

this patton angst return

“Did that work?” “Nope!” logan’s face at that. b o i did you not pay attention? to moving on pt 2? he was kinda there as thomas right?? maybe?? oh no

“I knew you’d listen to me as too scary to ignore” hello @asofterfan got that thing down to a T.

logan just looks so shook like “oh shit”

“but when you lo-care for someone...” virgil, we all heard it.

logan breaking down the musical into just the keyboard was p cool

hghgnhghfhsg THE ONE SHOT SLAM

ahdsdshjkdfsk i love this part with logan and thomas so MU CH

ALSO! I think there was a key change to something minor? sounded much more overlooming/scary as they ended their verses

“You’re lost” “I’m right here” “It’s okay. I was lost once too...” i’m just shook.

roman just hangs his actual dirty socks jfkdkfdh

that trumpet thoooooo

virgil just callin everyone out today

logince angst content yeet

“logic always has a part to play, logan” ye s s s s ss validate him, virgil

virgil is callin out and validatin everybody today

dont hug me i’m scared ref, nice

moxiety hug!!

“that god i can move my arms again”

i can’t say i was surprised with logan becoming a robot sorta puppet

“iron giant nerd!” yeah

“I’ve never felt anything in my life” no patton squeal?

oh my god logan just said beep boop what a nerd

virgil telling patton about the innocent talks thing was something i really liked and was expecting eventually tbh

logan giving roman a high five!!!

“you did the stretchy arm!” “it’s not as gross when a robot does it” i need to see the arm thing jfc

“Can you tell me how to get-” “How to get to sesame street!” they just all... left him. rip

logan can’t summon well or control his shapeshifting powers that well?? hmm?

i love that ending with the sesame street throwback again aaaaaa

the way roman and patton laughed in the end card?? what the hell lmao

thomas throwing shade at himself with his own characters is a mood

Thanks to everyone who works on Sander Sides!! This was the longest episode yet, I think. The team grew so much

#sander sides #learning new things about ourselves #ts spoilers #lo rambles

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