Theme park with the Hazbin Hotel Characters headcanons
Charlie:
-Was so excited, she couldn't sleep the night before.
-Grabs your hand, and drags you through the whole park.
-Expect to go on EVERY. SINGLE. RIDE.
-Absolutely LOVES rollercoasters.
-Tried to drag her dad along with you guys, but he insisted you spend some alone time together. (He's scared of rollercoasters LMFAO)
-Buys all the merchandise she can get her hands on.
-Regrets letting you pick the next ride when you head towards the haunted house.
-Is clinging on to you as if her life depended on it.
-"that was so fun.." she had her eyes closed the whole time.
-Such a foodie when it comes to theme parks. Doesn't even notice the extreme prices.
-Claims she's not tired, but the moment you guys get back to the car, she's GONE.
Vaggie:
-The theme park was 100% your idea. She would never even bring it up.
-After some whining and begging she gave in.
-Lets you choose all the rides.
-Tries her hardest to enjoy most of it, for your sake.
-Definitely threw up after the first rollercoaster.
-The waterguns however.. now that's more like it.
-Targets all the dry people. All the newcomers get out of the ride, soaked to the bone.
-Prefers not to eat there (weak stomach)
-Everytime she gets jumped in the haunted house, she curses at them in Spanish.
-Accidentally punched one of the scare actors.. broke the poor man's nose.
-Is so happy when you get back to the car, and it's finally over.
Angel dust:
-He had a day off so this was completely his idea.
-Loves Tilt-a-Whirl.
-Screamed at every rollercoaster just for the sake of screaming.
-He somehow smuggled alcohol into the theme park..??
So before you go into one of the rides, you two took a shot.
-He was the one dragging you into the Haunted House.
-You lost him somewhere in there and he snuck up on you. Scared your soul straight into the second afterlife.
-There was a kids disco. He wanted to go. Mind you, you two were tipsy ASFFF.
So just imagine two nearly drunk adults on the dance floor at a kids disco.
-Asked the DJ to play a song, claiming it was 100% kid friendly. CPR by Cupcakke..
-You two got kicked out..😭
-Had to Uber home since ya'll were drunk as shit.
Alastor:
-It took HOURS of convincing to get him to go with you.
-After 583 "No's", he got tired of your whining so he agreed to shut you up LOLL.
-Said No to rollercoasters. Everytime. You. Asked. He never gave in.
-Walked straight to the haunted house, to scare the scare actors.
-Weirdly agreed on the water guns?
-Oh he went all out. A family trying to have a fun time? Not on his watch.
-Sat on a bench 80% of the time, letting you run around.
-Really liked the Ferris wheel!
-Also really liked the Bumper cars. He went after everyone. No mercy.
-Have to keep this one short, i just can't really imagine him at a Theme Park😭
Husk:
-He was bored, so instantly agreed to go with you.
-Went along with everything you did.
-He really liked the haunted house for some reason. Asked to go again.
-There was a Just Dance contest. You two DOMINATED everyone. You won a big bear.
-He HATED the water guns.
-Paid for everything.
-Really liked taking pictures in the Photobooth, but he'll never admit it.
-Survived so long on the mechanical bull.
-You two teamed up at the Bumper Cars.
Went after all the kids LMFAO.
-Did like 10 rounds on the carousel, because he was tired.
-Got so annoyed at the constant music and high pitched screams.
-He wanted to go home after like 3 hours of running around.
Thank you for reading!
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Splash mountain shouldn't be rethemed to go with Princess and the Frog. If they were absolutely determined to make a Tiana themed ride at Disney world, they should have built a restaurant with a connected river ride like the Mexico pavilion at Epcot.
Splash mountain's retheming should have been based on Brother Bear.
And as you climb the part before the big drop you get the northern lights spooling out around you, like cave paintings suddenly coming to life along the walls, some probably appropriate mystical build-up music, before the older brother eagle shows up right at the crest, then you plunge down into the salmon run and get some more delightful Phil Collins music.
Just saying, we could have gotten two cool rides and a sweet Cajun sit down restaurant, instead of one ride that doesn't make much sense build wise.
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