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#TODD OH MY GOD im so sorry
straykats · 2 years
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…the universe is giving me signs to work on my haikyuu x skz au again 🧍🏻‍♀️
no bc i saw this the other day and i had to like. qickly scroll away and distract myself so i don't NJVKFSNBKJFSNJK
anyways,,, haikyuu x skz au,,, i'm listening intently,,, i can offer you all my monopoly properties as a bargain if you'd like,,,,
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anemonet · 26 days
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thinking about portraits of young ladies with their cats. and Also suns robes
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indulgentdaydream · 2 months
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Hello luv, first of all... I LOVE NURSE!READER!!! OH god the last lines were soooooo heartwarming for my social worker heart!! LOVE LOVE IT 🩷🩷
So, may I request a Jason x reader again but with a little something... Jealous Jason because reader and Roy know each other longer than Jay and reader and then he gets all jelly and and—! Oh god I love a jealous petty man.
Missy when she fucks up the queue and queues this post for NEXT YEAR by accident 🫣🙃 NEXT YEAR?? LIKE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED LAST FRIDAY AND I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT IT DIDN'T GO UP
anyways AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH your words are already heartwarming ♥️
I loveeee jealous jason imma cook this up so quick just you wait and see (i wrote this when i first made the draft and i found it funny to leave it. It’s literally been a month I’m so sorry)
I also made this into headcanons because I had a VISION and did not think to give it any justice. (koi youre seriously my number 1 supporter i hope you enjoy this garbage I just threw up, really)
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Pining!Jealous!Jason Todd x Reader
Warnings: slight jealousy (not too overly consuming), alcohol consumption
Roy had invited Jason to hang out at the bar
Bros being bros
except...
Roy brought you along (because he KNOWS Jason has got a fat crush on you whether or not he’s told him)
(He tried to convince roy it’s not a crush, but always fails because his whole demeanour changes when you walk in the room)
examples:
he's always going to be standing beside you, consciously or not
jason isn't always a tense guy. But he for sure isn't as long as you're talking to him/looking at him/etc. (but if you put your hand on his arm/touch him in any way, it's game over)
your name is brought up, he's listening SO INTENTLY
like a dog when it hears its favourite word
Anyways
The three of you are sitting in a booth
It was originally you and roy before jason showed up, the two of you on either side
Jason shows up and just sits right next to you. No hesitation.
You and roy are laughing away, recounting stories and telling jokes.
Jason is just... really quiet
unusually quiet
He doesn’t look at you guys, rather looking out across the bar, trying to hide the fact he’s feeling this way
That he's feeling unreasonably jealous of his best friend
who literally brought you FOR JASON
He knows it’s stupid. He trusts both of you. You two are the two people he trusts the MOST
He hates that he’s like this, but he can't help it
Roy's better than him. You've known him for longer. He's making you laugh harder than Jason ever has. He's better looking, too. Older. More experienced.
His thoughts are clogging up his head. He's really not listening anymore, just holding his beer, eyes scanning the bar floor, watching the other patrons.
Then Roy is standing in front of him, saying something about using the bathroom.
He is giving a VERY pointed look at Jason.
a "make conversation with your crush or I'm shoving an arrow down your throat" kind of look
Jason felt a little stab of genuine anxiety shoot through him.
He's talked to you alone before. Many times. You two were friends, of course. He doesn't know why this is how he's feeling right now.
Then your hand is resting on his forearm.
Poor boy is still so caught up in his head he just looks down at your hand for definitely a second too long before finally meeting your gaze
Your gaze with those stupidly pretty eyes.
Then comes that horrendously pretty voice, "You alright?"
He nods. Shrugs. Like a stupid teenager who doesn't know how to handle his emotions.
He has to admit he's still a little tense about your attention being focused more on Roy. But not to you. He'd never admit it to you. You'd probably find it unattractive and then he'd really never have a chance.
“Yeah, no, im enjoying the talking. Always forget how well you and roy know each other”
“Oh yeah he just knows how to get me going. You know how he is”
Jason doesn’t know how he does it.
Like some leap of faith.
Some, jealousy super-powered leap.
He tries to be non-chalant about it.
“It’d be nice to do this again sometime. Maybe without Roy around.”
BOY'S HEART IS POUNDING
Sipping on his beer, looking down at it instead to avoid eye contact with you so he doesn't lose his cool.
Or someone show on his face that he is actually shitting bricks
You don't respond for a second and the alarm bells start going off in his head
WHY DID I SAY THAT WHY DID I SAY THAT WHY DID I SAY-
"It would be nice," you say, "Could we make it a date instead?"
He's smiling, turning to nod at you, "Course we can."
But his internal dialogue is just straight screaming at himself
"IDIOT YOU SHOULD'VE MADE IT OBVIOUS YOU WANTED IT TO BE A DATE IN THE FIRST PLACE"
The things jealousy will make you do
Roy comes back and sits down
Jason's into the conversation now
It doesn't really matter that Roy is still making you laugh
because he's not the one holding your hand under the table
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AH I HOPE YOU LIKE -missy
I also love a jealous petty man (as long as it doesn't become toxic and he doesn't use it as an excuse to be an asshole)
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writing-blog-iguess · 10 months
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Online Matchup
Summery: Y/n thought it would be fun signing up on dating sites, just for shits and giggles. Who knew that was one of the best decisions they made, especially when they're having too much fun talking to a certain Jason Todd.
warning: swearing, unedited I think, mentions of cancer, fluff, lots of back and forth teasing
word count: 3072
a/n: I promised myself I'd post a fic today, though it's not the one I wanted, I hope you enjoy regardless.
ao3 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5
Inspired by this:
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September 19
You matched with Jason Todd, say hello!
Y/N So, when you say you're looking for a partner in crime Do you mean, like, rob a bank and fight batman? Or like, cozy up on the couch with the fireplace going while it's raining while we try to finish the books we bought? Cuz, I can do the second one I dont think i could fight batman or any of his kids Or even what to, you know? They’re kind of scary …. well maybe one of them i would fight I say fight but its wont be Oh man, I am so sorry about this. This is not how i wanted to tell you that i am a rambler I’m just gonna see myself out Goodday
Jason Ngl this made me laugh So who would you fight but not really?
Y/N You can’t honestly be interested in who I would fight? No way
Jason Way you seemed interesting and i want to get to know you
Y/N … okay but you need to answer my question first
Jason: Lol fair. And it would be the second one. I too wouldn’t fight batman but for different reasons
Y/N: So you're a fighter?
Jason Nope This isn’t how it works
y/n: Fine but remember, you asked for this
Jason: Okay but it’s not like you have a plan on fighting all the batmans kids so i think im safe
y/n: …….
Jason: Oh shit you do?!
y/n: I plead the fifth
Jason: You just got a little more interesting
y/n: I’m going home
Jason: Damn and here i thought i’d finally found the love of my life
y/n: No, nope Don’t say that The more you talk to me, you’ll find the real me and then want nothing to do with me
Jason: Let me be the judge of that We matched for a reason and i want to find out Don’t you?
Y/n: Aren’t you a charmer Okay fine. 20 questions?
Jason: Sure but after you tell what you would do in a fight with the batfam
y/n: I was hoping you would drop this, damn Alright, you get the honour of telling me who you want to know 
Jason: Nightwing
Y/N: Really? Okay. well first i was thinking of just flirting my way out, but he looks like he’d flirt back and i’m not the best at it to begin with, so I’d just get all flustered Bro’s an acrobat, i aint running from him. I aint running from all of them if i’m being honest. Nah for nightwing, he strikes me as a dork in some way. I’ll talk my way out of it. And if there’s something i’m good at, it’s talking.
Jason: So your plan is to talk circles around him?
Y/N: Yes Once i figure out what type of dork he is, imma talk until he gets confused and then i’ll run away Bro won’t see it coming
Jason: I should tell my brother He’s a huge nightwing fan
y/n: Nooooooooooo No one needs to know i don’t need other people to know how weird i am Especially your family I don't want my first meeting to be ‘hey, you’re that chick that’ll talk nightwing to confusion. Man that was a great laugh’
Jason: You think this will go that far?
Y/N: Honestly? No But i have hope You?
Jason: Ya Anyways, red robin?
Y/N: You skipped red hood
Jason: Saving him for last
Y/N: Fair Hes smart, can’t really talk myself out of that one nor would I flirt He is too young and not my type So i use his weakness
Jason: There’s no way you know that
Y/N: No but I know the dude doesn’t have a regular sleep schedule.
Jason: How do you know that?
Y/N: Back when I worked at a coffee shop, I took his order a few times and watched him down his coffee while it was still hot I asked him once, why? Dude said, and i kid you not ‘sleep is for the week and coffee is god’ Ngl, i laughed and gave him a free coffee just for making my day
Jason: Shit day?
Y/N: Ugh you had no idea. I had two tests that day and a term paper due but i couldn’t get it printed in time so that was late Didn’t help i woke up on the couch, and my body didn’t like that
Jason: You in school?
Y/n: Ya, only two years in but i want it to end
Jason: Not a fan?
Y/N: Eh When did we start playing 20 questions?
Jason: Right, we we suppose to play after you finished your hypotheticals
Y/N: Curses Me and my big mouth Who’s next?
Jason: We’re still on RR
Y/N: Blah right I’ll just bride him with coffee and make a run for it
Jason: The fact that that could actually work is scary Are you sure you’re not a villain?
Y/N: Nope just an engineering student who could fight god with enough coffee and no sleep Honestly, RR’s my spirit animal
Jason: Robin
Y/N: Are you nuts? I’d turn myself in and then some ain’t no way i’m coming up with a plan for him He scares me
Jason: Why?
Y/N: I watched him fight a few times The dude has enough skill and rage to fight the justice league if need be I bet he could kill too He looks like it
Jason: Okay you're not wrong But if you had to come up with a plan, what would it be?
Y/N: Cannot believe you’re making me do this Fine Little dude may have a hard exterior, but years of reading and knowing people like him, he has a soft spot and use that against him
Jason: Do you know what that is?
Y/N: … I am going to die If robin finds this, I am dying by either embarrassment or by his hands
Jason: Come on, you gotta tell me I’m at the edge of my seat here
Y/N: Fine, but if i’m going down I’m taking you with me
Jason: But we’ve only just met
Y/N: Maybe so, but I actually like you But i’m starting to doubt
Jason: Aw come on, little bird
Y/N: Damnit I happened to be walking home and watched him sit in an alley playing with cats Must have been a slow night, he was there for hours
Jason: It was the little bird wasn’t it?
Y/N: So who’s next? Spoiler? Batgirl? The signal? Red hood? Oracle? Well, I wouldn’t fight Oracle, I don’t know who they are but I know they would win so I’m going to stay clear of them No, you know what? I can tell you my answer for all three of them I’d bribe them with cookies or something. Idk if they would take it but that’s my plan. Just straight up bribery. Who could resist cookies?
Jason: That’s your answer to everything huh?
Y/n: Yup
Jason: Even with RH?
Y/n: … He’s different
Jason: How so?
Y/N: Mm, okay but your not allowed to judge Or laugh
Jason: Should I be scared?
Y/N: Depends Anyways, i have a crush on him So I would shoot my shot and if i get turned down then at least I tried
Jason: You have a crush on Red Hood? Out of everyone there is, why him?
Y/N: You’re judging! You said you wouldn’t
Jason: I didn’t say shit Now tell me why him?
Y/N: Hell if I know But have you seen him?
Jason: I have but you don’t even see his face
Y/N: That just adds to the mystic that is Red Hood I just know he’s got a good looking face underneath the mask
Jason: You really are something else
Y/N: Sorry I’m a big fan of RH And I guess I like the thought of a mystery So if you want to end this now, I understand
Jason: Who said anything about ending this?
Y/N: Don’t know, a lot of people who seem interested in me kind of leave after they find out Either they don’t want to compete with a crush that I know have zero chance at or they just don’t like red hood and being with a fan isn’t something they want
Jason: They’re stupid I ain’t leaving for that And who knows, maybe you can shoot your shot one day
Y/N: HA That’s not going to happen I freeze up when I’m near someone I like I’d probably stutter and say something embarrassing and run away No thank you
Jason: Thought it out huh
Y/N: You have no idea Anyways, 20 questions?
Jason: I did promise You can ask a couple?
Y/N: Favourite colour?
Jason: Really? After what I did to you, your going to ask something simple
Y/N: Answer the question Jason
Jason: Green
Y/N: Thank you Favourite food?
Jason: What’s with the easy questions? Give me some hard hitting personal ones
Y/N: I will in time Now, answers please
Jason: Chili dogs
Y/N: Those things are gross
Jason: Hey, they are the pinnacle of street food You just have to find the right places
Y/N: Mmkay, if you say so
Jason: Alright, gonna have to take you to one of my favourite places
Y/N: That right?
Jason: Only way to convince you Where do you go to school?
Y/N: Looking forward to it Gotham University, you?
Jason: Not yet, but trying to Kind of hard when you were declared dead for a while
Y/N: Fucking what?! Gonna need that story
Jason: Nope, gotta reach at least level 10 in friendship to unlock it
YN: Damnit
Jason: Sorry little bird
Y/N: You didn’t need to say it so casually tho Who just mentions, ‘yeah i’ve been declared dead but haven’t done anything’ into a conversation And not elaborate on it This is bullshit, sir
Jason: It has happened to people
Y/N: Yeah, but they tell people why You just Dropped a bomb like that and say, not yet Whatever, i’ll drop it
Jason: You sure? Sounds like it’ll bother you until you get the story
Y/N: Yes I’m sure Yes it will bother me But like I said, I like you and I don’t want to be pushy I’m not a pushy person
Jason: Awe does someone have a wittle crush
Y/N: No You got nothing on RH
Jason: Now that just hurts, little bird
Y/N: Don’t you have a question you need to ask?
Jason: Are you flustered? I feel like you’re flustered
Y/N: Amazing weather we’re having Despite the rain and all
Jason: Alright, I’ll stop with the teasing For now Born in Gotham?
Y/N: No I am from Metropolis, moved here for school
Jason: Any other reason?
Y/N: Yeah, Superman kept destroying my apartment building I’ve moved three times and somehow, he always finds the building I’m living in Minute I graduated high school, I moved
Jason: But why Gotham?
Y/N: Gotham intrigues me
Jason: You’re so weird
Y/N: Thank you Since you’re not in school, what do you do?
Jason: Mechanic Didn’t really want my dad’s help so I’m finding my way in life
Y/N: Not a great relationship?
Jason: You can say that So, engineering huh?
Y/N: Yup I love building and taking things apart Have since I was little
Jason: Gonna change the world?
Y/N: Imma try but can’t really do that while working at luthor corp
Jason: Please tell me your joking
Y/N: Ah, not a fan I see Can’t blame you but I am not It was one of the first places I’ve applied to and hear back right away I accepted before getting my other interviews
Jason: jumped the gun a bit 
Y/N: Yeah I did. I wished I didn’t but oh well I’ll find something better if this doesn’t work out
Jason: Why don’t you quit now?
Y/N: I am a broke college student who needs money If I quit now, I’m not sure if I find someone to take me Plus the hours working there are helping my schooling, so it’s kinda late to switch jobs
Jason: Can’t believe I’m saying this but try wanye enterprise I hear they’re good to work for
Y/n: I plan too eventually But at the moment, this is fine The hours I have now works with my school hours
Jason: How’s working there anyways?
Y/N: Not too bad I guess I’m allowed to work on my own projects as long as I work on the assigned ones The people are nice and all but it could be better
Jason: But you don’t like it there?
Y/N: I don’t like Lex Luthor and what he represents I guess
Jason: So you believe that he’s trying to take down superman?
Y/N: I’ve seen one of their fights Nothing to believe
Jason: Must of been some fight
Y/N: Mm So What did you mean, I can’t believe I’m saying this?
Jason: You can’t be weird about it
Y/N: Oh? I am intrigued
Jason: You’re making it weird
Y/N: I am not It’s not like I said you have a crush on Bruce Wayne or something That would have been weird
Jason: Is this how you felt when I teased you?
Y/N: Paybacks a bitch isn’t it?
Jason: I hate you
Y/N: Okay
Jason: I do
Y/N: You’re deflecting
Jason: Oh my god Fine He’s my dad, well adoptive dad
Y/N: Cool
Jason: That’s it? You’re not going to fawn over him being my dad? Ask me questions about what he’s like? Ask if the tabloids are true?
Y/N: Nope Tbh, I don’t care for Bruce Like, I applaud him for what he’s trying to do for Gotham and all But, seeing him on every magazine everywhere I go gets a bit tiring He’s just another dude that people are obsessed with Who cares if he’s rich Besides, I’m talking to you aren’t I? Who cares about Bruce Wayne I wanna know Jason Todd
Jason: You know? I think I may actually be in love 
Y/N: Stooooooop You can’t say things like that
Jason Why? Cuz you get flustered so easily?
Y/N And if I do?
Jason Gotta say it’s my favourite past time
Y/N So, the reason you don’t have a great relationship with Bruce Does it have anything to do with you being dead or something?
Jason Wow WOW I cannot believe you We go from what's your favourites to hard hitting questions huh? I see how it is
Y/N I told you they were coming
Jason I just didn’t think you’d use it as a deflection tactic
Y/N Yeah I want to say sorry But I’m not I’m sure you would use anything to get attention from yourself
Jason Can’t do positive attention
Y/N Eh
Jason I hear you And yes it is part of the reason why me and Bruce are not in good terms
Y/N Mm, I’m sure he’s trying
Jason In his own Bruce way yeah
Y/N Are you?
Jason I like to believe I am Why the interest?
Y/N I don’t know Maybe it’s the fact that my relationship with my dad isn’t the best
Jason You’re dad’s not Bruce Wayne’s too?
Y/N HA Then I would not be talking to you in this fashion
Jason That is true So then what?
Y/N My mom says we are too similar to each other Got the same attitude and all I believe it Growing up, it was all your useless and you’ll amount to nothing Or he’ll ignore me, and I’d prefer that over the degrading Only time he’d show his affection was if he was drunk
Jason Wow Sorry 
Y/N Yeah It’s gotten better since I moved out Now it’s there, and I’m still processing 
Jason Processing what?
Y/N Mm It’s a pretty heavy topic to get into with someone you just met
Jason Can’t be worse than me being dead for months
Y/N Months?! How many?
Jason Oh damn You are a lot easier to talk with then who I normally socialize with
Y/N I shall take that as a complement
Jason As you should And no, I will not be elaborating 
Y/N Alright fair But I will get the story
Jason Mm, I’m sure you will So? Gonna answer my question
Y/N Last year he was diagnosed with cancer Not sure what it is, but it already spread
Jason How long did the doctors give him?
Y/N He didn’t want to know Can’t blame him for 
Jason Sorry about that
Y/N Yeah
Jason You don’t sound to hurt about it
Y/N Like I said, still processing it so I don’t know how to feel With the childhood I had, I don’t know how too But I know when it comes down to it, my emotions will hit me like a truck when the day comes
Jason Well, soak up as much time as you can before you have any regrets
Y/N Trying to He is just making it impossible Whoo boy! That was a lot of emotion for one night I think I’m going to eat some ice cream and binge watch my favourite show
Jason Sounds fun, wish I could join but I promised my brothers with help
Y/N How many do you have?
Jason Do you read anything about the Wayne family?
Y/N Nope What I know about him is what is whispered between my classes and work and even then I don’t listen to them
Jason Really committed on not caring about him, huh Four brothers and three sisters
Y/N Big family
Jason Bruce likes to adopt
Y/N I can tell Anyways, have fun tonight
Jason I’ll try Would you be interested in talking some more?
Y/N I would love to
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damianbugs · 1 year
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If you r still doing the fic recs, what are some good Bruce and Jason ones? I'm going insane
HELLO. oh my gosh. you know, since exam month has officially begun, i should be studying, but like, why would i do that when i could be doing this instead? this is like. so much more productive for my happiness.
it's no secret i am not normal absolutely totally insane about bruce and jason and OF COURSE i will rec you fics of them. i have 150+ bookmarks of fics just centred around them so i really tried to narrow it down to a few of my favourites. if you ever need anymore please ask again!
what a truly disastrous tragedy they are. the blueprint i fear. no fictional father and son has impacted me more. jason and bruce fic writers lace their works in crack because once you read one, you are stuck forever. there is no escape. trust me. anyways!
BRUCE AND JASON FIC RECS
don't take your guns to town by kreestar
batman comes home from a night patrolling to find a 10 year old jason todd waiting for him in his kitchen. across gotham, at the same time, red hood is stopped by a 25 year old bruce wayne.
MY NOTES: no one is surprised at all that the first fic on this list is time travel. the characterisation in this was insanely good especially between young bruce and jason i loved their parts. so bittersweet and the ending was lovely!
I Will Always Be There For You by squashflower
There's a closet in the manor that locks you inside. It has no lighting or heating or air conditioning of any kind, and Jason, safe to say, wishes he could burn it to the ground. Or shoot it. One of the two.
MY NOTES: there is just something so good about stories where it switches from robin jason to an experience mirrored by red hood jason and this is the perfect example. so so good.
all the small weights by sparkycap
When Batman gets hit with fear toxin, he worries about his Robins. His Robins think it's their job to deal with it. Jason wasn't aware anyone still included him in that group, but according to Tim, he's the only one available.
MY NOTES: fear toxin the trope that keeps on giving. best thing about this though is that the actual fear toxin is not the main part of the story, and i think it was handled so beautifully and maturely in a way i haven't seen before. i cried (twice).
-> just an aside, but i think you should read the other bruce and jason work by this specific writer. they're all insanely good.
Mermaid Tears by minnow_doodle_doo
And if real mermaid tears were what Jason wanted the world to have, Bruce would make Aquaman cry glass.
MY NOTES: teehee sorry for recommending ur own fic in ur ask minnow but this fic is just so sweet and special i need everyone to read it. a wonderful look into that all encompassing love bruce had for jason when things were much simpler for them.
Aftermath by ivy_and_ivory
Now: Batman is in Paris, pulled there by a case that extends beyond Gotham’s borders, when circumstances lead him to a badly injured Red Hood – who might hold the key to Batman’s investigation.
Then: The Red Hood storms into Gotham, begins to stake his claim on the criminal underground, then abruptly disappears – but only after he breaks into Arkham Asylum and leaves the Joker dead in his own cell.
Or: A study of why Bruce couldn’t kill the Joker, what would happen if someone else could – and how you move on from the aftermath.
MY NOTES: you know when you find a fic and you're just like. oh my god. this is it. this is exactly what i wanted. this is all that matters. yeah. that's this fic to me. im sort of obsessed with the idea of batman bonding with red hood without making the direct connection that it's jason.
A Straight Blade by Sparkypants
"What happened to your face?" Bruce asks, reaching his hand for Jason's jaw. "You're bleeding." Jason bristles, cheeks turning pink. "I cut myself shaving." He says, and wipes at the cut with the cuff of his hoody. Damian makes a clicking noise with his tongue, "I'm amazed you haven't taken your own head off." He snarks. Jason shoves his chair away from the table, temper flaring. "Well it's not like anyone ever taught me, is it." He hisses. He's five years late, but Bruce finally teaches Jason how to shave.
MY NOTES: i am so okay so normal about this fic. such a sweet little happy story but i was literally looking down at my screen squinting through my blurry vision because i was tearing up. the unknowing domestic simplicities of being father and son (hysterical sobbing)
Stargazer by LemonadeGarden
Jason Todd is seriously injured during patrol one night, and is forced to stay at the manor to recuperate until his injuries are healed. To pass the time, he makes a list of things he never got to do before he died. Except there's one small problem: most of them involve Bruce, and Jason doesn't really think Bruce cares all that much about him anymore. This is a story about how wrong he is, but I made it sad anyway.
MY NOTES: okay so i think the best way to end this post is with the first ever bruce and jason centric work i ever read that changed the chemicals in my brain forever. THIS is the fic that made me really latch onto their relationship and want to see that reconciliation and recovery. THE roadtrip fic ever.
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oceanfossil · 6 months
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discord server simulation
#chat | waltercoded whitegirl: she slonk on my shit til i disintegrate
#chat2 | [Replying to fresh yaoi deetz] yandere male asmr boyfriend: hi faggot whats up 🥺🥺🥺🥺 sorry i was napping
#music | and i'm whimper: here come the warm jets is the tenth and final track from brian eno's 1974 solo debut record of the same name. with a runtime of four minutes and four se
#neuro | cq100: yeah i'm "high functioning" high functioning in bed with your MOM!!!!!!!!!
#health | fresh yaoi deetz: Oh my God..the pain is awful
#comics | jason todd cries during sex: i hate comic books thank god batman superman worlds finest is just gay porn
#animanga | grandpa balls: [image of qifrey seductively lying on a bed] i think i hauve Covid
#no-mic | im sniff:*tts Did you know that the Biden administration just enacted a law that makes various endangered species of turtle protected under federal law? It's called the Hole Act as it specifically affects a species of turtle that lives in underground holes. Google "Turtle Hole" to find out more
#omegaverse | plate tectonics (villain): i think about omegaverse with a deepness it doesn’t deserve. How would a society like that even function? What would the history of the social rights for the different “ranks” be? Would there be different kinds of advertisements? New products? What would movie tropes be like?
#new-jersey | robert de niro in heat: feeling so new jersey right now
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honey-milk-depresso · 9 months
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HCKSKDJLSKDKDLKSKDPSOSIF OH MY GODDJDLSKDJFJFIJF JASON LOOKS LIKE A FATHER FIGURE AND ITS SO CUTEEBSLKWDKKSOD OH MY GOD-
SHIT- MAYBE IM HALF JASON TODD SIMP IN ME SKLAJDKWKDJJFJFJF SORRY TIM-
ALSO WHY HIS CHEST SO BIG THO LIKE 😳😳😳😳
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xtom-darling-x17 · 2 years
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Falling In love
Pairing - Todd Hewitt x Reader
Summary - Todd accidentally confesses his feelings to you, while under the pouring rain!
Warnings - none, just fluff
A/N - I’ve watched Chaos walking, Todd Hewitt is so underrated! He is such a good character, I love him like the rest of Tom Holland characters.
Word count - 1K+
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Your running through the Forrest with Todd and his dog, Manchee. A few hours later, it starts to rain. You take shelter under some cover that is held up by the wood of the trees.
You sit next to Todd looking his way, “I’ve never felt the rain before, it looks mesmerising!” You take out your hand to touch the spitting water.
“How come? Didn’t they have rain on the ship?” Todd jokes, lightening it up the mood.
“No, don’t be silly!” You playfully tap his shoulder, smiling from the apples of your cheeks, “It’s cold thou, didn’t think it would be this cold,”
You slightly shiver, curling yourself up more. Todd shifts over to you a bit closer, frowning all he wants to do is protect you! Even if it is as small as the cold from the rain. 
Todd and the dog, Manchee do give you the most comfort that you have ever experience in life. Your so grateful that Todd is willing to help you get away from the bad people.
“Here, Darling,” Todd wraps a small, thin Material around you, the pet name slipping out as he comforts you.
You look up to see that it’s actually his t-shirt, he’s now shirtless making you blush.  “Todd! You are going to freeze,” you gasped, showing that you do care towards him. You were kind of cold to him since you first met, potentially scared of him but that’s not your fault. 
She cares, she cares, no noise! I’m Todd Hewitt, Todd Hewitt! Todd blinks at you coming out of his thoughts, “Don’t worry about me! I’m not cold, you were so I helped you,” he grins, his arms around his knees.
You hear his thoughts at she cares frowning at how inconsiderate you have been! “I do care, Todd,” you look at him, taking his hand, “I have always cared, the moment I met you!”
She cares for me like I care for her! And now She’s holding my hand, my hand, her hands are soft, it’s a blessing! You rub his hands, smiling at his sweet thoughts of you.
The way she rubs my hands is delightful, can’t get enough! You giggle at how innocent he truly is, you are innocent too! Only hearing some under wired tales!
Todd closes his eyes trying to relax at your touch, not in a million years did Todd think he would get this chance with a girl!
Pretty girl, Y/C/H, Pretty girl, Y/C/H, holding my hand into hers! You leaned over to him and did something you never thought you would do, but in that moment he looked so soft you just had to!
You stroked his forehead and hair with your finger tips, embracing the softness of him. Todd gulped as you touch him, loving the new exciting feeling.
Her touch, her touch so good! God, no noise, no noise! I’m Todd Hewitt, I’m getting touched by a girl. You giggled, at the last thought you heard from him.
“Don’t be quite, it’s ok!” You cup his cheek, looking into his eyes smiling “I love hearing your thoughts, they are interesting,”
Todd flickers his eyes to your lips slightly, leaning forward into you. He imagines your lips are on his, kissing you softly full of passion.
You see a picture that he imagining, “Oh, my,” you gasped as Todd comes back to his senses. You pull away, afraid but somewhere in your mind your crushing on Todd too!
“I’m sorry, I didn’t. I didn’t think it was in the moment!” Todd explained, putting his head down, “I’m gonna, I’m gonna go,” he starts to stand up but stops when he feels your hand on his arm.
“Todd, Stay,” You breath out, surprised at your actions that you have the courage to talk, “I want you to stay, it’s ok!”
I’m sorry, I’m sorry, please don’t hate me, No noise, Im Todd Hewitt, Todd Hewitt. Your shaky hands from the cold rain cup his jaw line once again, looking deep into his eyes you press your soft lips to his.
Todd star struck as he feels your lips to his, his thoughts going crazy! Her lips, her lips, her lips over mine, so soft and sweet, she kissed me first. You pull away, your hands wrapped around Todd’s neck as you pull him closer to your body.
“Your body is warm,” you giggle out, “I need you closer, lover boy!” You kiss his cheek, Todd pulls himself closer. You stroke your hands into his hair as he’s too stunned to speak by you.
Warm, warm, so warm, hands, soft hands, feeling so good, lips against my cheek, she said closer, closer, closer with her! She called me lover boy, a pet name how cute. “Todd, baby you asleep?” You whisper, seeing him lean into snuggle you more. His eyes are all dreamy and closed as his thoughts continue for a bit.
“Mm, sort of,” Todd murmurs, “I like you, Y/N!” He has a dreamy smile on him as your arms are intertwine with each other’s.
“I gathered, I like you too but how do you know my name? I haven’t told you,” You questioned, curiously, “you can’t read my thoughts,”
You giggled at that sentence, you love hearing his thoughts thou! You should tell him your thoughts more starting tomorrow.
“I heard you tell Manchee, your name Darling,” Todd smirks, you giggle as he has good hearing too! You knew you shouldn’t of told his dog your name but oh well.
Todd has proven to you he deserves to hear your name, to like, love and hold you because without him you be properly not be safe!
“I guess I have to love your ears?” You joke, rubbing his ears, “Hey, that tickles,” Todd giggles, trying to escape your hands.
“I’ll show you what tickles, lover boy!” You grin diving into his stomach as you tickle his abs, Todd laughs way too much!
“Alright, alright stop!” Todd breaths out, he can’t even tickle you back because you got him into an awkward position.
Tickles, tickles, please stop, can I have kisses instead, her hands are soft, soft! No more tickles, love.. you eventually let him have his peace, giving him a sweet kiss on his lips.
“I’ll stop but c’mere,” you wink, pulling him into you, “I’m just gonna kiss you,” Todd smiles into the kisses.
You decide to get comfortable, laying into one another in your little shelter keeping you from the rain. You totally forgot about the pouring, rain as you are into each other’s eyes.
“Night, Darling,” Todd, whispers kisses you.
“Night, Lover boy,” You whisper back, kissing him back softly too.
Looking over to see Manchee asleep, it’s getting late. You and Todd drift to sleep, your peacefully into Todd’s strong, warm arms.
Cuddles, cuddles, too good! Her arms, arms so soft, encasing me, love that I can protect her!
His thoughts while falling asleep are too adorable, sending you into bliss. You cherish his voice and thoughts so much.
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emmedoesntdomath · 11 months
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haha hey what if. newsies dead poets au
AFISNDOANSOANFN IT DELETED MY FIRST ANSWER. FINE. WHATEVER. ANYWAYS.
so I’m thinking there are two ways this can go down-
(with me flying fast and loose between 92sies and livesies)-
one: the poets become newsies. essentially they’ll be “filling in” the roles each newsie brings to the film/show. neil is jack, because of course he is. he’s the charismatic leader who needs more therapy than he can pay for. his davey is obviously todd, because he’s the shy, smart kid that likes to be hidden behind his boyfriend best friend. charlie is the comedic relief of a best friend, making him race. and since knox is his best friend who’s more than half in love with him, he can be the other comedic relief of albert. we all know meeks and pitts are in love (guys, they dance together. what?), so they can take the place of kid blink and mush, respectively. do I have to include cameron? I feel like I have to include cameron. I guess he can take the spot of boots, which feels rude to boots, but I think he knows I’m sorry about it, so we’re good. keating, of course, is our father figure news reporter, and chris is sarah (WHICH MAKES GINNY HER KATH AND OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT IM SO SMART). mr. perry can be snyder, the rat, and mr. nolan is pulitzer. and stick is crutchie (no, I do not care that he’s not technically a character. he is my baby, and he can be neil’s little brother. fight me.)
I really like that one, actually.
two: the newsies become poets. same concept, other way around. now, the most obvious choice is to make jack and davey neil and todd again, but that’s a cop-out and I refuse. so. crutchie deserves to be todd, because they’re both so cute. davey can be neil, with jack being his charlie (does that mean davey/crutchie? I don’t know. is javid platonic in any scenario? I think not.). finch is meeks, albert is pitts. race is now our knox, pining HARD after- wait for it- our chet danburry character, mr. spot conlon, who is engaged (against his will) to katherine pulitzer, the wealthy daughter of the headmaster, joseph pulitzer (sarah needs to come steal kath away so race can marry a rice man). les is cameron, but specifically livesies les. the other les(es) are too good to be cameron’s character. snyder can be mr. perry (AHHHH. DAVEY WHAT HAPPENED YOU POOR SOUL). and denton is still keating because I don’t know who else would work there.
…well, damn. I love both of those. option one’s definitely more practical and sane, but I adore the chaos and hot mess that is option two. oh well. let me know which ones you guys like.
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stealingyourbones · 2 years
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Just saw the Gotham Knights trailer (while i dont agree with all of the character design) the sneak peeks i saw seems like it nailed the characterization
I have been excitedly talking back and forth with some of my buddies about it. I am so excited to see how they do the Court of Owls because my god the trailers are incredible. the characterization of EVERYONE is lovely. Sure, there's some critique on some gameplay choices for various characters. Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to make each character balanced with abilities and playable so it's fine.
(Sure, Jason uses magic I'm not fully vibin with that, but what else does he use that the others haven't got? Dick already has electricity so he can’t do that, and he's used magic in the comics before so the devs aren't pulling that idea out of their ass.)
Even if the game story positively sucks I won't be too miffed. the cinematic trailer really shows that the devs have the characters in the right place in their heads.
Unpopular opinion but I really enjoy Jason's design. People keep saying that he looks like a bully and I will throw hands with them. they got the body design PERFECT. Jason should be a BIG dude. Bruce should be second in size and mass compared to Jason, not first. Jason is wide, built, and a big guy.
Sure, it's not the same as the comics, but also comic artists manage to spew out raw dogshit that looks like they've never learned what the words Visually Appealing means *cough cough*
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*cough* oh sorry, accidentally slipped and hit ctrl V. well guess I'll keep it there because for some reason it just feels just a bit like it's relevant to the convo (If you can't tell im just a little bit salty about this shit ass artstyle choice.)
People say that Jason looks like a bully. WELL GUESS WHAT?! HE IS ONE! Dudes meant to be built like a big mean tank and I'm glad they didn't just zap him with a pretty boyify machine. He should be big, mean, and intimidating. guys who are that big size and wide frame are the guys who can pull trains with their teeth. People built like Tim or Dick can't reach the amount of muscle mass that Jason could put on.
I think is face design is perfect. Dude has been through some shit and it shows. Do I vibe with the haircut? not fully. But it fits the face of this version of Jason. The long hair up top wouldn't work as well as the buzz. would I prefer a tad more hair on the sides? Yes. But It's a part of the design that shows you a part of how his character acts without even saying a word. It tells you the life he's lived and how he views himself and how he fights.
Anon I know you didn't put this here for me to rant about Jason's design but I have feelings about the matter.
Ok I'm gonna add a photo of the design here and I just want to say that you're fully free to disagree and tell me why you think so in the comments or replies. I'm fully down for a healthy discussion of opinions. Keyword healthy. Present it in a non-aggressive manner. I am so down to chat character designs but not when you're being a dick.
without further ado I present to you; Jason Todd
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hiya so i know you're a frankenstein enjoyer (same here) but im curious: what are your thoughts on the whole "came back wrong" idea? i really love it but what do you think?
short answer: yes oh my god i love that trope (?) and i love the themes and stories and implications that can be told with it gdhgdh its sooooo good bc i think it highlights the finality of death and the futility in holding on to the past instead of moving forward, but it also is such a wonderful metaphor for grief and how it warps how the dead are perceived by those they leave behind
longer answer:
i dont know if id say im a fan of specifically "coming back wrong" so much as "coming back and being perceived as wrong" or more simply "coming back changed". characters who are brought back, having gone through a fundamentally life altering experience and are expected to just slide back into the mold of their own life when they have been shaped into something entirely new that Will Not Fit. they're not a different person but they're not the same person either. they've grown and they've evolved, but no one is willing to see or accept that change because they're so used to the version that's living in their memories. i think its a really great way of showing how grief tends to form an idealized version of loved ones in our minds, and the high pedestal we put them on may make them impossible to recognize if they are brought back as they were, not as how they were remembered or expected to be. this new version isn't wrong, not anymore wrong than your cousin who you haven't seen since childhood who now has a new favorite color, but it feels wrong because it's not what you remember.
then, too, i love the idea of wrong just meaning changed. that these characters have undergone a Process which has altered them in some way, not in like a mystical or magical sense like "ooo the spell to bring them back made them Insane" or whatever, but just the fact that death and rebirth are experiences that would shape a person and absolutely have an impact on their personality in a very natural and logical way. no clue if ur a batman fan so im sorry if this example makes no sense, but like, i think thats part of the reason why jason todd is one of my favorite characters. you could easily say he "came back wrong" after being brought back to life, but there's just something about that phrasing that i dont particularly like as much because it implies to me that there's no real explanation for his changed behavior, when in reality it's the circumstances of both his death and his rebirth that actively caused him to change. i like to look at "coming back wrong" as more of a metaphor for the natural process of change and growth that everyone goes through, but it's coupled with a reluctance of those around the character to accept said change (mostly i think because they did not get to see the process of the change occurring. to them this person was simply gone and then they weren't, and they have no frame of reference for what traumatizing experience literally dying is)
i think it's an interesting idea within the concept of frankenstien as well, because i really enjoy the idea that it is both the creature and victor who "come back wrong", both in slightly different ways like ive talked about. the creature is an affront to god and nature, he is "wrong" in the sense that he should not exist, but more than that, he is "wrong" because he is not as victor imagined him to be. victor wanted to create the perfect form of life, a vessel capable of beating death. and while he achieved one of those goals, the horror of his actions catches up with him and causes him to treat the creature as a monster before he ever has a chance to be anything else. he comes to life with no memories, no sense of morality, no knowledge of anything at all, and is then turned into something wrong- something that came back wrong- because of how he was treated by the world
and then victor, i think, undergoes a more metaphorical death and rebirth (seen with his illness) as the shock and horror of what he's done causes him to reevaluate his goals in life and fundamentally changes the way he looks at the world. obviously you could just say that this is just. natural character progression and it doesn't really relate to coming back wrong at all, but i think its a nice little parallel, and honestly. victor is unable to fit back into his life from before because his is so haunted by his actions (literally and metaphorically) so i think it works as a similar metaphor to some extent.
so yeah uh. fucking love thinking abt this as a concept bc i am obsessed with the idea of death and rebirth. rebirth as a process of corruption instead of a process of purification. corruption in itself being a form of purification. coming back "wrong" meaning you've come back as the purest form of yourself, of humanity, and having everyone around you turn away out of grief over their expectations of you
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cognitosclowns · 2 years
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Can I request a fake-dating thing with Gigi? Maybe she needs a date for some big event and asks Reader to be her fake date, but ends up really liking their company? Thanks!!
OH FUCK IM GONNA EXPLODE. LIKE ACTUALLY START RICOCHETING OFF THE WALLS. THIS IS THE BEST TROPE TYSM
sfw!! just cuteness. It got long im sorry MSNDMSND
Ok usually she has a System (tm) for events, because when your schedule is as tight as hers, you need to have all your ducks in a row.
Usually she has a Shortlist of people she can ask in case she needs a Plus One!!
 Andre, Brett, Glenn, Myc (if she can convince him not to be too much fo a brat smdns) It's all platonic, usually one of those four can be bribed into an event with the promise of Alcohol and Free Food (and Brett does it Just To Be Helpful,, because,, it's Brett MSNDMS)
and yet, somehow, all four of these ungrateful little bastards can't pull through on this night.
And she can't go alone, for several reasons. In the circles she frequents (read : rich and judgemental) its essential to bring a Plus One, because everyone else is gonna have one, and if she doesn't she's gonna stick out.
Keeping up appearances is essential in her line of work, and she really doesn't need ppl starting a gossip train right now.
(and aside from that, it dissuades creeps so that's a plus)
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN BABEY!!!
you are her last hope lmao.
SHE SPOTS YOU FROM HER OFFICE AS SHE'S PACING AND IS LIKE 'you're my date now :)’
AND I MEAN,,, DID YOU REALLY HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO? NO OFC NOT
She only vaguely knows you, but tbh she just needs someone to fill the slot. A beach-ball with a smiley face drawn on it ANYONE.
She even offers you 400$ to sweeten the pot!! Plus the usual promise of free food and rich people to laugh at.
Don't worry about getting an outfit, she works in media. She IS media lmao I have no doubt she's has plenty of experience in fashion, she can absolutely help you throw together an outfit and be out the door in like,, 10 minutes flat.
She isn't expecting much but?? It actually goes way smoother than planned??
It surprises her that you treat it like,, an actual date.
Like you ask questions? good questions?? Not just boring Rich People 'I-Don't-Actually-Care-I-Just-Need-To-Pretend-I'm-A-Person-And-Not-A-Walking-Bank-Account' questions??
You ask her about her ambitions? What was her favorite childhood memory? You two get into a 40 minute conversation about a bakery she misses from her hometown that closed down before she could get their cheesecake recipe??
and FUCK IF THAT ISN'T A BREATH OF FRESH AIR SMDNS
Like oh god you cannot imagine how mind numbing rich people are. Harder than the conspiracies and media scandals and weird social rules is trying to pretend to give a shit about Rich Boy #307's New Golf Course MSNDMS
She literally forgets to mingle.
You mention something about the Gardens and before she can even remember that yes, there was a goal behind her coming to this event, you two are giggling like teenagers running along the pavillion <33
YOU TWO BOLT THROUGH THE SPRINKLERS ITS SUPER FUN.
Occasionally it’ll strike her that she’s supposed to be inside, shmoozing, but she just convinces herself that oh well, she can just do that later.
It doesn't even strike her until her alarm goes off that she's spent the entire night just,, talking with you. 
(the ringtone, ofc, being the sound of someone calling her, so that she has a convenient excuse to get out of whatever she's doing and go home)
She decides Fuck It. You two talk for another forty minutes, laying back on the freshly-trimmed grass before a butler eventually comes out to shoo you off the property MNSDMSN
She drives you home!! Well, her chauffeur drives you home, but she sits with you in the back!!
(She specifically asks her chauffeur to take a slightly longer route, so you two can finish your convo about the musical conventions in Sweeney Todd, because she hasn’t gotten to talk about that shit in YEARS SHES NOT PASSING UP THIS OPPORTUNITY)
She still offers you that 400$, because it's the least she could do for you helping her out w/ something so last minute, not to mention having you stay way later than expected, but you turn it down.
You said something about how ‘getting to get to know a woman as sweet as her was payment enough <3′ and just. left.
it leaves her so completely stunned that she doesn’t hear her driver when they ask if she’d like to be dropped off at home. 
She literally just sits there staring at the spot where you were sitting, holding 400$, feeling absolutely dazed. She’s smiling like an idiot and she doesn’t even CARE THAT WAS SO CUTE OF YOU-
She calls you two weeks later for another event, and you say yes without hesitation <3
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inahallucination · 2 years
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no thoughts just neil perry waking up early to go to the store and buy flowers and snacks and drinks and stuff and then later sneaking into the kitchens (he’s like every adults favorite - he totally has ways to get into places at welton that are off limits) and making a lunch 
and then taking todd by the hand (”its a surprise baby”) and leading him into the trees near welton and into a clearing where he tells todd to keep his eyes closed and takes his bag and pulls out the flowers and the picnic blanket and the food and everything else he brought and tells todd to open his eyes
todds awestruck at the sight of his favorites foods and snacks and drinks and everything and his favorite person all in front of him
and that my friends is how todd and neil’s first month anniversary goes 
(”w-wait um youre supposed to celebrate first month anniversaries? im so sorry, oh my god i didn’t know nei-”
“todd i just wanna celebrate you - the one month anniversary is really just an excuse to do that”)
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bi4bihankking · 3 months
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then maybe 🥹 “I just think it’d be best if we never met.” for HankTodd post asylum?
im up for feeling sad too
It was a monstrous thing to say. Hank knew that even as the words slipped from his lips, and he knew that if he’d said it to Jen, no one would ever find it in them to forgive him. Even if he did... maybe want Jen to hear them more than he wanted Todd to hear them. He wanted to shout, “You did this! You never believed that your dad wanted to hurt me! And now he has! Look what he’s done! I’m barely even a human being anymore!” Even though he knew that if he ever said that to Jen, she would immediately take her father’s side and would tell him that if Alan had done all that to him, he must have deserved it.  
He was trying not to believe that. He was trying to hold onto the hope that he had any value as a human being. The that he was trapped in a hospital room while no one came to visit him didn’t really help with that, though. All the other Infinitors had given up on him, and the old men hadn’t ever had any faith in him to begin with. Jen’s not coming to see him was expected; she had a new boyfriend. She had no reason to give a shit about Hank anymore. But for the others...  
It turned out that Beth and Yolanda were dead, and he hadn’t even gotten the chance to mourn them. And Al and Norda were still in Kahndaq, obviously, but he had still been kind of hopeful that Rick would at least make his way down at some point. That there would still be one person who saw him the same way that they used to. He had been alone for the last few days, though, just staring at the walls of the hospital room.  
Of course, even when someone did come to visit him, it wasn’t someone he could be happy about. Todd was not supposed to be the first person to walk through his door, not when he, and Hank was quoting here: “Should have killed him when he had the chance.” Hank didn’t even know why he would want to. Didn’t that one sentence perfectly define their relationship? Todd hated him, had only ever put up with him because of Jen, and that was barely. He had made his displeasure known at every opportunity.  
If Jen had no reason to give a shit about him anymore, what fucking reason could Todd have to be here?  
Unless he really was here to kill him this time. It was always a possibility.  
The more he thought about it, the more certain he was that that was it. Panic began to course through him. Blood was rushing in his ears, and he couldn’t keep track of anything the other man was actually saying; he could barely even hear him. The only thing that he could hear was his thoughts... which Hank didn’t want to do. It was wrong to listen, but he also didn’t want to hear how much Todd hated him... he couldn’t turn it off, though... why couldn’t he turn it off? He needed to turn it off. He needed- Oh God, why were Todd’s thoughts so loud?  
So much was flooding into his brain: anxiety, anger, hatred, although Hank already knew that Todd hated him, so that wasn’t exactly a surprise, guilt, more anger, the sudden flash of an image of him in a straight jacket, cowering on the floor, more anger. Hank’s fingers tightened around his bedsheets, his knuckles turning white.  
Hank’s voice cracked as he spoke: “I’m sorry... if I could go back in time, I wouldn’t have gone to ask the JSA to help that day, but I can’t go back in time, because no one will let me touch Per Degaton’s time machine.”  
Todd blinked at him, apparently so shocked by that that he’d forgotten whatever it was that he’d just been talking about. “What?” He asked, his voice sounding strained.  
“Every time I go anywhere near it, Jay puts his hand on my shoulder and leads me right back here.”  
“Not that!” Todd snapped before immediately swallowing, looking guilty for once in his life. “Why are you saying that you wish you hadn’t gone to the Brownstone when we made Infinity.”  
“I just think it would be best if we never met.”  
Todd’s face had crumpled at that, at least for the five seconds before his shadow form took over his body, and he’d stormed out through the door. Without opening it, that was.  
Hank sat in silence for a second, relishing the peace, or at least he did before guilt finally washed over him.  
He really shouldn’t have said that. 
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conversations i’ve had with my grandma since i visited her
todd: what’s your next step?
charlie: death. death is my next step
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meeks: oh he is ugly
pitts: how can you tell?
meeks: IM LOOKING RIGHT AT HIM
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knox: “red light camera ahead”? what does that mean?
charlie: if we run this light, they’re gonna come beat our asses
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chris: this is why i hate men; always taking opportunities from women, aka me
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charlie, to todd: oh god i think he died
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cameron: i’m sitting with the person who thinks micheal jackson is still alive
charlie: he is
cameron: he is NOT
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mr nolan, having an assembly: i was having a stroke
todd: that’s unfortunate *covers mouth with hands* that was rude i am so sorry
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neil: oh my god i’m going to have a conniption of sorts
todd: you do that, but quietly
neil: *sits on his bed with his arms crossed for 5 minutes*
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sidekick-hero · 11 months
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sandy!!!! your bang snip was positively EXCELLENT!!!! im so excited for that fic!!! and all your wips are sooo intriguing ahhh!! im going to pick on closing time because now That Song is stuck in my head 😂😂 so please please go write 3 more sentences on that one!! 🎉💕
MACK, thank you so much for your kind words, sdkfjdcbjg! Jen and I are so fucking exciting for it you have no idea and we were both teary eyed when we read all the excited reactions to it 🥰💜
Oh God yeah, I have a constant earworm because of that fic lol. So I actually went back through the story and edited a bit more meat to the scenes, so you get something from the beginning of it that has no much more lines than before 😅
So, have a bit from the beginning of Closing Time, which I write with the fabulous @legitcookie 💜
Steve finishes getting ready and heads out to meet his date at the club. Vickie hadn't told him much about the guy. The only description she gave him was that he's about Steve's height, with dark hair and dark eyes, very mysterious and edgy, but with a cute smile. She also said that he has an "alternative style" (whatever that means) and that he plays in a band, so obviously he's really cool. Oh, and that his name was -
"Todd?" Steve asks as he reaches a man matching Vickie's description.
"Steve?" The man, Todd, was not what Steve had imagined. The basic description was pretty accurate, like his height and hair and eyes, yeah, but he was wearing camouflage pants with two belts, a t-shirt of a band Steve's never heard of, and a long yellow jacket. Huh.
As Steve took Todd in, Todd did the same to Steve, but with a frown on his face. No cute smile in sight yet.
"Vickie said you'd be taller," Todd complained and yep, the night was off to a great start.
Steve runs his hand over the back of his neck and furrows his eyebrows. "Uh, sorry?"
"And she didn't tell me you wore glasses," Todd adds, looking almost offended. What the fuck was wrong with this guy?
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