#HEY YKNOW WHAT

[winguontheweb]

SLARPG idea I'm gonna doodle someday probably but also I feel like it's funny enough to share on its own

Jodie: I don't have Uno, so… Claire: …EVERYONE HAS UNO! It came free with your XBox, Jodie Jodie: I guess I didn't get it. I might honestly have the oldest XBox in Greenridge. Claire: No you don't, I bought mine on day one, liar! Jodie, now upset at being called a liar: Well mine didn't have it! Claire: YOU HAVE UNO, BITCH! Jodie: I DON'T HAVE IT YOU FUCKIN-

cut Melody and Allison walk in with a pizza box Allison: whooo's ready for- Claire: YOU HAVE UNOOOO!!!!! Jodie: I DON'T FUCKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FUCKER

Mel and Allison just look like that one gif of Troy from Community coming back in with the pizza as Claire and Jodie yelling at each other

#hey yknow what #its awesome that tumblr supports #actual text formatting #nice #also my interpretation for #jodie #is that her stated dislike of lies #would make her take a lot of offense if she's called a liar #she seems so honest #that it would hurt and anger her to imply she's lying

[straykats]

…the universe is giving me signs to work on my haikyuu x skz au again 🧍🏻‍♀️

no bc i saw this the other day and i had to like. qickly scroll away and distract myself so i don't NJVKFSNBKJFSNJK

anyways,,, haikyuu x skz au,,, i'm listening intently,,, i can offer you all my monopoly properties as a bargain if you'd like,,,,

#also i aint gonna say it but yknow who hyunjin looks like in that picture???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀 #the answer isn't tsukki (beloved) btw #neo-shitty #kat answers #HEY YKNOW WHAT #i remember when i posted smth bananafish related and u said that it was a sign from the universe as well bc there'd been a few bf related #things popping up around you #so like. the universe is right todd #TODD OH MY GOD im so sorry #toff**************88 #sigh ignore the 88 i'm giving up

[marinebiologyshitposts]

#original coast #irukandji jellyfish #irukandji syndrome #cubozoa #trolley problem #hey everyone guess who learned a little photoshop :3 it was me. i did. and this is what im doing instead of yknow anything important #jellyfish #marine life #sea creatures

[puppyeared]

Big cat

#ft my poorly drawn monstera leaves for vibe #I was thinking abt shinx and luxray like. I know theyre supposed to be lions but I feel like cheetah or serval would work well too #like with electricity and stuff. wouldnt speed and agility make more sense for an electric type? esp a cat shaped electric type? #maybe it would be ok for luxray to be heavy built because itd be really big by then. but I thought hey it would be cool if its preevolutions #could focus on speed for escaping. escaping and hunting yknow #maybe this is just because I watched a cheetah documentary last night and thought they were cool #I also have a hc that luxray can charge up electricity and make its whole body glow like an x ray #like you can see it’s bones through the blue parts of skin. either as a threat display or courtship #the shinier and bluer the fur is the better you can see the bones. which would mean its feeding itself well #but Im not a biology expert Im just using what I learned from birds LOL #so sososo normal abt luxray line (is my favorite pokemon) #my art #myart #pokemon #illustration #shinx #Luxio #luxray #luxray line

[ngc-5194]

yknow

#sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic series #sonic #shadow the hedgehog #shadow #inspired by what pops into my head when i see that one post that i CAN NOT FIND oTL #da one with the shirts yknow #sonadow #i guess???? #hey by the way importantly. by this i very specifically mean aroallo sonic #and alloace shadow. but. yknow

[macksartblock]

fellas is it-

#why you holding your ex-friends at knife point like that #dndads #dndads s2 #dndads spoilers #sparrow oak garcia #nick close #nicholas foster #nicky swift #i hate this man and his three names #and briefly #lark oak garcia #taylor swift dndads #the twins may have aged but they have not lost the habit of just parroting one another #i also don't know what the plan was for nick's look i just thought 'hey wouldn't it be fun' #it's 7am i keep doing this to myself but yknow what i'm gonna go for a walk and get breakfast lol #my artwork

[beatcroc]

pest control.

bonus:

*UPDATE: i made a sequel

#the pizzeria is closed forever bc a clone threw up. just kidding. but seriously whos gonna clean that up #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #gustavo and not brick rather but that's probably the tag that people use as catchall so whatever #hey have yuo guys LOOKED at the unused sprite for gustavo's pizza place.... my man has ONE wall to his name #ANYWAY as i have said my goal is to make fp as harmless and cute as i can but also just constantly really disturbing #you ever had your pet throw up in front of you and it just gives you the most guilty and pathetic look in the world #and you just gotta be like. ohhh noooo buddy it's ok ur good... #i think we subconsciously tolerate a lot of weird things like that from pets #things that would be much harder to pass if done by something the approximate shape of a human man. is what im saying. #fake pep isn't a pet but he Is a beast so yknow. also no bricks were harmed in the making of this post i prommy #he probably understands brick's off limits its fine. its fine. noise however.... #on god peppino is going to weaponize this guy #arting #pizzaposting #Popular post #also this is Not the next installment of fake pep adventures this is an unrelated aside. just goofin.

[5hrignold]

this is all i got

#Tiny side ramble in the tags its what i do best #in the interview they mention charlie feeling way more like developed in s2 and I. if that’s really true iM SOOO happy and somehow #even more excited for it bc of that Because ive mentioned this before obviously ive always liked charlie #but like. im unable to really get into him the way i can do with pim. like there’s nearly Nothing about him that tells me anything about hi #character which AGAIN IVE SAID. IK THATS THE POINT and ur not even like. these aren’t even like designed to be blorbo type characters so- #-who cares BUT LIKE. I STILL WANT TO LIKE HIM AS MUCH AS I LIKE PIM YA KNOW #well not As much. he could never compare to pim in my personal mind #but yknow what imean. so im happy that probably means we’re getting more of him kinda in s2 #Aauauuaau so excited #Also i still hate drawing him #never wont #smiling friends #pim pimling #charlie dompler #Dumb name … stupid guy… #💝 #charpim is soo scary to actually tag like woah guys who said anything about all that.. hey now #odieart

[introspectivememories]

obsessed with the idea of timbern baby. like it starts in the cult and bear finds this kid, literal child, in the cult and y'know he may be a depressed and suicidal bastard but he's not so far gone that he's just gonna ignore a literal child (let's call him luka) in the pain cult. and bear's been rising through the ranks, so he smuggles luka out and tells (read: lectures) him to stay out. except this is the first time anyone's ever really cared about luka, so luka just latches onto bear.

eventually bear starts letting luka stay over at his apartment bc whoever was taking care of the luka before clearly doesn't care if he was left unsupervised enough to join a pain cult. so it becomes this kind of family unit. bear wakes up, wakes luka up, drops luka off at school, then goes to class, comes home and makes some food so luka has smth to eat after school, fucks around with the cult for a few hours, and then goes home and tries to avoid luka's concerned glances. wash, rinse, repeat.

and this is going well for a good few years and then senior year of college, everything goes into overdrive. bear who has risen through the ranks of the cult has been chosen for the sacrifice and yeah, luka will be sad when he dies or whatever but he's got money set aside for luka. luka can live on without him.

and then tim comes back into his life. tim drake from high school. his tim drake. darla's tim drake. their tim drake. who likes skateboarding and photography and is maybe a little too serious about mario kart. tim drake comes back and for a brief, weightless, moment, bear thinks he can do this. he can do this life thing and want to live. he can take care of luka and watch him graduate and be friends with tim again. he can stop blowing off the people at school who want to be friends with him. he can live again.

and then, like he does with everything, he ruins it. luka sees him off on the night of his "not-date" with tim drake with a teasing shout of "don't put out on the first date dad!" bear whacks him upside the head. the not-date goes really well right up until the fucking cult kidnaps him and preps him over the course of the next few days for the sacrifice. as he greets the pain like an old friend, all he thinks in between the haze of getting whipped is that luka must be going out of his mind with worry. and then they have him strapped to the altar and he lets the wine they're practically waterboarding him with take him away. his leader raises the knife and bear relaxes. this is where he was always meant to be. he has no other purpose than to be the vessel. it's not like he meant much anyway.

and then, robin is bursting onto the scene and punching the leaders in the face and somewhere in between kicking ass and taking names, bear realizes he wants to live. like for real, for real. he wants to wake up tomorrow. he doesn't actively want to die. he wants to see luka walk the stage at his high school graduation. he wants to hear tim drake laugh one more time. so he lets robin save him and then goes home and lets luka sob and fuss over him as bear promises to be a better parent.

and that's it he thinks. he definitely scared tim off with the whole getting kidnapped and being part of a cult thing. it's okay, he tells himself, at least you got tim back for a little while. but then tim is showing up at his door like a week later and he wants to go on a proper date?? like an actual date. bear is overjoyed but wary. tim drake is tim drake-wayne and bear is bernard dowd who has been consistently fucking up his life since his best friend got shot and died in high school. he figures that this thing between them will last maybe what, 4 months, before tim realizes he can do better.

except it lasts long than 4 months. it goes on for almost a year before bear realizes that tim is here to stay. well, fuck, now he has to tell his boyfriend that he has a kid. lord knows, luka wants to meet him too. so he texts tim one day, can we talk? and tim shows up at the cafe nervous and panicky. and bear just fucking blurts it out. i've got a kid. he says.

what? tim replies. i've got a kid. like a kid i'm raising. like a son. he says. so you're not breaking up with me? tim asks slowly. what? no! and so he explains the whole situation and tim just laughs a little hysterically and goes how does this happen twice? except now tim wants to meet his kid. so bear brings him over and to put it gently, it's a fuckin disaster. luka hates tim. tim spends the next year trying to get into luka's good graces. it only works when bear gets kidnappped for umpteenth time and tim spends the two weeks bear is missing for, taking care of luka and spending lots of his considerable fortune getting bear back.

#what even is this #im going crazy #save me timbern baby save me #for a second i was like mpreg? and then god came to me in a vision put his hand gently on my shoulder and said '...nah dont do that' #so i didn't #they are the family of all time to me #tim immediately becomes bruce and alfred's favorite cause tim is the first to give them a grandchild #dick: hey yknow me and kori have been together a long time! i should be the favorite #dami: yeah and how many proposals have you fumbled richard? #dami: marry the tamaranean and then start talking #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[fuckmeyer]

Edward realistically had to throw up on his wedding day. what else can he do? he's up there on that bridal party table, center of attention, eating his first meal as a married man with his wife, plates are like $100000 per head so it's too suspicious to not eat, PLUS you know those wedding guests are doing some clinkety clink clink action on their glasses to get Edward & Bella to kiss like every 5 mins. never a moment's peace! it's all a constant ruse! & when all was said & done my man was probably up there in an airplane lavatory 30,000 feet in the air on his way to Rio just blowing chunks of chicken cordon bleu & wedding cake thinking it was still the best day of his life. fucking lol

#i bet he got major shit from his siblings too - like damn dude hope cooked spiced dead animal flesh was worth it LOL #hey yknow what? props. he's walkin thru hell and back to marry & bed the girl of his dreams. god gives his toughest battles etc etc #twilight #twilight headcanon #the twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #edward cullen #bella swan #breaking dawn

[98chao]

bored

#body horror tw #? #i wanted to make it worse but yknow #also for the first two i was like #wukongs made of stone so what if flowers grow out of him #and then i was looking up flowers and was like hey i kinda wanna draw some for macaque too #lego monkie kid #monkie kid #sun wukong #monkey king #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #my art #clip studio paint #2023

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

saw some western aus and wanted to throw my proverbial hat in the ring. well. toss it gently. place it down on the edge-

actually no fuck that, slamming down the hat i have Thoughts:

first off, if anything this au should be the silliest looney toons bullshit.

~ of all the revolvers are unloaded. so gunfights are just people saying "bang" at each other and then throwing the nearest thing at their opponent in place of a bullet

~ Wally is the town sheriff, and he's hilariously incompetent. he also has a habit of shoplifting apples from Howdy's saloon / general store fusion. his cowboy hat has a card with an apple on it tucked in the band, but he doesn't wear it, so at nearly all times one of his hands is occupied with holding the hat. also he doesn't wear his badge ever

~ Barnaby is the town deputy, and he's marginally more competent than Wally. however, he doesn't take his job seriously and is usually napping in his chair on the sheriff office porch. sometimes he wears Wally's badge along with his own for funsies

~ also when Howdy catches Wally stealing, he'll call Barnaby over. Barnaby will proceed to arrest and lock up Wally in his own jail until Barnaby feels too bad for leaving him in there and lets him out

~ there is only one horse in town, and its Eddie's so that he can do his delivery runs and get mail from the town over - he has a lil wagon too. Sally has a running gag where she tries to steal the horse, but it completely ignores her and won't budge an inch.

~ on that note, Wally has one of those stick horses. when he needs to chase someone down, he hops on it and Barnaby lifts him by the scruff and runs, gently shaking him up and down to simulate natural horse riding movements. somehow it always works. no one can escape this tactical move

~ the only role i can see for Sally is overly-theatrical outlaw, just as incompetent as Wally. she never succeeds in stealing anything but also never gets caught because, again, Wally is terrible at his job. everyone usually comes outside to watch their wacky "fights" and do nothing about it, including Barnaby. also Julie helps her sometimes

~ Julie i think would be the town banker. she's unusually strict about it and can get kind of scary about technicalities. however the town doesn't really use currency, so they have a point system that they keep careful track of. it would be stickers, but those dont exist. actually fuck that these are puppets, stickers exist and the board is like the gold stars in that one spongebob episode

~ Frank is an entomologist that decided to brave the untamed west to see what new bugs he might discover. what he discovered was dust, scorpions, and an inability to leave the town due to no monies anywhere. he finds entertainment in keeping track of the local ant colonies' wars & affairs, and also complaining at Howdy at the bar

~ everyone complains to Howdy. he has someone at his bar at any given time and he's taken to being incredibly passive aggressive about it. they still have to pay with jokes or favors or whatever they can think of that he'll accept

~ Poppy runs the hotel, where pretty much everyone lives. Julie lives there, Frank lives there, Sally lives there, Wally lives there. Barnaby prefers to sleep in the sheriffs office, as he doesn't want to make the "across the street" commute. Howdy also stays in his saloon/store, and Eddie sleeps in his post office - as canon intended.

~ Home is the mayor. don't ask me if he's a person, an object head, or just a building - i do not know. he's probably still a building. no one can understand what he says

~ oh also Frank is incredibly pressed over the fact that the town's lawfolk suck at their job. he swears he has an aneurysm every time Wally chases Sally down the street on a stick horse, or when blatant crime is happening right in front of a very asleep Barnaby. he is tempted to take over as sheriff, but alas, there are scorpions to be stung by

~ and finally: apple chaps. thats all thanks good day

#the thought of wally sprinting along w/ his little spurs clinking is everything to me rn #they clink with every step #its like a bell on a cat #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home fanart #sally - in jail: hey what are ya in for #wally - also in jail: stealing apples :( #also the thought of these two being technically enemies but they live on the same floor and they often spend jail time together #will never not be entertaining #yknow their town would be soooo easily robbable #but they live in the middle of nowhere and no one knows they exist #frank only got stuck there because he was at a town and met a pretty mailman #who told him to shimmy on over to the neighborhood bc theres plenty of critters 'round there #frank continues to hold a grudge for months. he cannot leave. there are not many bugs. the mailman continues to be pretty

[dizzybizz]

what a goofy gooper. what a goopy goober. what a goopy gooper. whouphfh oghhf aughfh goop goopyg ooper-

#dog mode is my fave thing ever what the fuck #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #ij ust misspelled riptide as riptdie 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #jrwi goobleck #my art #all bc gill drew a card #i cant get over that fact sorry #im on 78 . like it was really funny when he drew it back in ep 74 but man #hey when is it jays turn to be stuck facing her demons and the horrors #chip n gill have had their “changed by the horrors” character developments #their three peas in a pod jay is getting there sometime #ig the block could sorta count in a way hmm #but i mean solo yknow . facing yourself. your worst fears. delving deep in the farthest reaches of your mind and thoughts. yknow #i lov ethem i swear i jus tlike when the story gets rlly messed up sometimes adn the characters r permanently changed as a result

[reunitedinterlude]

countdown to phil’s 37th bday celebration [bonus round] - phil’s homes through the years [31/37]

phil’s family home

#me feeling a bit burnt out around day 15 but also thinking. hey yknow what would be funny #aka if phil can celebrate his bday past january 30th so can i #dan and phil #danisnotonfire #daniel howell #amazingphil #phil lester #phan #dpgdaily #dnp gifs #my gifs #philgifs37 #philgifs37bonus #compilation #Ranking All the Dan and Phil Apartments

[carlyraejepsans]

i don't think I've ever enjoyed a birthday party with friends as much as today i am genuinely getting a bit teary eyed

#initially i wasn't planning to do anything but then i thought what the hell what if we go out to drink something #except it was all very up in the air so a good deal of folks couldn't come (which is fine that one's on me) #but the two who COULD make it are genuinely some of the funniest motherfuckers I've ever met and one of them brought his gf along #and we hit it off IMMEDIATELY and THEN we ran into another pal I hadn't seen in a while and hadn't had the chance to invite in person #who also joined in after he finished hanging out with other people and they got me a present????? 😭 #i haven't had a birthday with friends in fucking . 3 years between covid and everyone i knew moving away #I'm so happy i think my heart is going to explode #which ik. hey isn't that a very boring and simple hangout YES but also not to me baby i have been in a depression isolation all my teens #i started to genuinely enjoy my day to day life like. 4 months ago ever since starting uni #it feels like turning a new leaf yknow? like. i made it. i made it out. god i could cry #sorry I'm a little drunk

[whack-patty]

Saw some delicious in dungeon animation out of context. Binged the entire dungeon meshi manga in a week. At long last i have a show to look forward to once a week and another weird tiny middle aged man to my weird tiny middle aged man collection

#i actually have a whole rant in my brain about what makes buster moon and chilchuck tims enjoyable but thats for later #also ive been d y i n g this week so these doodles r not my fav #but i dont mean that in a /derogatory way #its important 2 share the things ur proud of and that yr not proud of #bc i dont want to form the habit of “i can Only share my art if its of A Certain Quality” #yknow #blah blah blah #anyway enjoy #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck tims #laios touden #marcille donato #senshi of izganda #kinda #hey if you read this far i'll gladly take ur dungeon meshi doodle requests #itll take me some time to get there bc im behind on my sing reqs rn but still ill take em #my art lol