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vivianthepigeon · 3 months
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Creek: One more week of being stuck here with Branch and you will definitely find a dead body.
Branch: Yes, because one more week with Creek and I will definitely kill myself.
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Virgil, angrily: fuck Janus!
Roman: I’m trying
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ten-cent-sleuth · 1 year
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Scola: I dare you to— OA: Maggie isn’t allowed to take dares. Scola: Why not? Maggie: ““I have no regard for my personal safety.””
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King Altador: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Jazan, turning to Hanso: How tall are you?
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spn-lesbian · 2 years
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Jack: what is love?
Sam: an emotional battlefield
Cas: a neurochemical reaction
Dean: BABY DON‘T HURT ME
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amelia-queen-black · 3 days
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Felicity: Truth or dare?
Oliver: Truth
Felicity: How many hours have you slept this week?
Oliver: …
Oliver: Dare
Felicity: Go to sleep.
Oliver: I don’t like this game.
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Ray: what is love?
Winston: an emotional minefield
Egon: a neurochemical reaction
Peter: BABY DONT HURT ME-
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spiltinksky · 2 years
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Wonwoo: I made tea.
Jihoon: I don’t want tea.
Wonwoo: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea.
Jihoon: Then why did you tell me?
Wonwoo: It’s a conversation starter.
Jihoon: It’s a horrible conversation starter.
Wonwoo: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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shigures-house · 2 years
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Kyo: I can't stand you.
Yuki: Then kneel.
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aceologist · 1 year
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Ace: The lag on this game is so bad.
Tegan: I think you just suck.
Ace: I’ll fucking kill you.
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dillard-alvarez · 2 years
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Shades: Why would anyone want to harm Mariah?
Comanche: Maybe because they met her??
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incorrect-stickmin · 2 years
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Ellie: Now, Henry, is it a magical anonbrella?
Henry: I mean, all anonbrellas are magical if you think about the incredible purpose they serve.
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Roman: what is love?
Virgil: an emotional minefield
Logan: a neurochemical reaction
Patton: BABY DONT HURT ME-
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ten-cent-sleuth · 1 year
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Kristen: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon? Maggie: I’m a knife. OA, walking by: She’s a little spoon.
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King Jazan: I'm not doing too well... King Altador: What's wrong? Jazan: I have this headache that comes and goes. *Hanso enters the room* Jazan: There it is again.
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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angel: I thought we told you not to bring any backup
Cas: I didn't
angel: then who's that behind you?
Cas: oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am
Dean: *waves*
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