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Hanso: *grinning*

Jazan: ...Okay, Hanso. What've you done?

Hanso: *just keeps grinning*

Jazan: WHAT'VE YOU DONE?! WHAT'VE YOU DONE?!

Hanso, thinking: (I love mental games.)

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Hanso: ...Why are you looking at me through a fork?

Jazan: I’m pretending you’re in jail.

Hanso: Why?

Jazan: It’s spiritually healing.

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Gorix: Please, Parlax, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Parlax: I’m sorry, Gorix. Gorix: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Parlax: It has to be done. Gorix: Parlax: Gorix: Parlax: *Places +4* Uno.

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TNT: Due to the number of people bored last Sunday, next Sunday will be canceled.

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Dr. Sloth: Can’t a guy test out a deadly superweapon on a town of innocent civilians without being interrupted? What’s this world coming to?!

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Dr. Sloth: There’s just something about unpaid labour that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

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Dr. Sloth: I am not a sore loser. It's just that I prefer to win, and when I don't, I get furious.

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Dr. Sloth: All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honor, heroism, and nobility. Evil... well, it’s just cooler.

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Dr. Sloth, after underestimating Cylara: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Dr. Sloth: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Francis Q. Slothberg Esq lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Dr. Sloth: Something’s off. Commander Valka: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Dr. Sloth: No, but that’s funny.

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Dr. Sloth: Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.

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Commander Gormos: I can’t tell if you’re a genius or just incredibly arrogant. Dr. Sloth: Well, on a good day, I’m both.

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Dr. Sloth: Some people say that I have a god complex. I’d like to think that I’m a complex god. 

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Dr. Sloth: You know what? Being loved by the youth is overrated. Being feared? Now that's priceless.

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Dr. Sloth: What good is science if no one gets hurt?

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Dr. Sloth: I may be a disaster, but I'm a disaster with a doctorate degree. Fight me.

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