I just called, to say, I'm indifferent to you, I just called, to say, I don't care
My guitar teacher, to the tune of Stevie Wonder’s ‘I Just Called To Say I Love You’
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"I'll try to work on my homework, but it's not my fault if I end up researching necromancy or something instead."
-Nellie, to our mum
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Is it normal to be attracted to psychos?
My dad just walked into my room and asked if I find psycho girls attractive....
How does someone respond to that?.....
I said yeah because I find that women who could potentially kill and have questionable sanity are like really hot and I’m like 60% a masochist but like.... That can’t be normal for people to talk about face to face with their parents.
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People like to complain about "unrealistic dialogue" in fiction and say that nobody talks like that, it makes the writing feel stiff. which on one level I understand, but on another, here are some actual ways I've spoken in my everyday life (warning: two are nsfw)
"These two men are entering a room together to exchange fellatio."
“Do not question my navigational skills on this, or any, plane.”
"I don't approve of wet breathing"
*Cecil Palmer voice*"Have you threatened your co-signer today?"
"Kindly silence your mouth so that I may catch some Z's"
Then again, the duality of man:
"I wish dunkin had blueberry flavoring. Do you know how hard I would fuck a blueberry iced coffee?"
In other words, I have no idea how to write someone who "talks like a real person" because I apparently don't lmao
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I’ll do my very best to always know you - E, 19.3.2022
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Quotable quotes.
"As cruel and painful as it may seem at times, we have to accept that some people can only be in our hearts, not in our lives."
— Juan Francisco Palencia.
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Bus driver: There's loads of seats upstairs, folks!
Lady getting on the bus: If there's not enough space I'll sit on your knee
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“That is ALSO illegal Garrett! I’m not teaching you illegal things I’m teaching you how to manage your money.”
-My 6th grade math teacher
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“When toxic behavior is portrayed as romantic, it’s problematic. When problematic behavior is portrayed as a character flaw for a character to work through, it’s good storytelling.”
Katsuki Bakugou, my friends.
His behavior was problematic but never once portrayed as romantic at the same time. Katsuki said and did awful abusive things, and he also chose to be better when he was given the chance. If you’re still hung up on chapter 1 Katsuki now then I don’t think you’ve been reading the same story I have.
I can’t speak for everyone, but I’m not shipping Izuku with an irredeemable abuser. I’m shipping him with his most important person. His narrative foil. His childhood friend who made awful mistakes and then made it right when he saw he was wrong. The person Izuku looks up to and strives to emulate, despite their past struggles.
Bakudeku is so good because of how flawed these boys are, and how hard they’ve worked to get over it, and how much they matter to each other after it all
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Veneration of the Life.
Who was it who said that sex was something dirty? It is we who make it dirty by defiling it.
— Juan Francisco Palencia. „Eine Blume auf dem Weg“.
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