#NAHH CAUSE WTF

[raheyyy]

sooo episode 8 how we feeling clone highers

#clone high #kahlopatra #joanfk #cleo clone high #cleopatra #clone high frida #frida kahlo #joan clone high #joan of arc #jfk clone high #jfk #otp #NAHH CAUSE WTF #im actually so sad abt joanfk #BUT KAHLOPATRA WIN #cries #hoping and wishing for next weeks episode

[myli3s]

no idt you understand

#the inherent need to #be wanted so much by a man #consumed by him his love #and his* #cant be half assing #or talking or pursuing multiple women #cant be sending memes to another girl fsss #cause wtf u tryna make her laugh? #make her smile? #nahh #also i didnt think i was a jealous or territorial person #but boyyyy was i wrong #also maybe not so much territorial cause hes not mine #idk how i would act if the man was mine n some woman was talking him up #if he was talking to a woman he alr not my man lmao #byeee #random #ramblings #mylies #xlvr

[bbyjackie]

𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐀𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐊𝐒' 𝐆𝐅 — ♡

one piece social media + dating feat: shanks

》 i had to edit half of these photos to have red hair lol

♡ liked by d_mihawk, B.B_buGGY and 8.8k others

_ynln: this man is definitely 'wanted'

tagged: sh444nks

sh444nks: i know you're obsessed but gosh stop flirting with me 😒😒

↳ sh444nks: i have a girlfriend already geez 🙄

↳ _ynln: not with that attitude you won't 😐

↳ sh444nks: WAIT IM JOKING PLEASE 😭🙏

↳ benn__b: I hate you guys, you're literally a meter away from each other right now

YASXPP: Yo captain you're looking a little too fine right now 😍🫵

↳ luckyroux.x: For real Yn gotta start gatekeeping these photos 🤤

↳ _ynln: can u guys stop trying to steal my man 🤨

↳ YASXPP: He was our captain before he became your boyfriend, get in line (liked by luckyroux.x, sh444nks)

♡ liked by luckyroux.x, _ynln and 10.3k others

sh444nks: gf taught me abt angel numbers, that's why my user is now 4️⃣4️⃣4️⃣

tagged: _ynln

_ynln: the yn effect (liked by benn__b, luckyroux.x)

↳ sh444nks: my angel 😇😇

↳ _ynln: nah stop 😔💗

B.B_buGGY: Simp

↳ sh444nks: mad you don't get any huh 🥱

↳ B.B_buGGY: SHUT UP SHANKS I DO GET SOME

↳ sh444nks: get some skincare that's what u rlly need 😭

↳ sh444nks: also what the hell is wrong with your user

↳ B.B_buGGY: MY SKIN IS BEAUTIFUL

↳ B.B_buGGY: I was drunk

YASXPP: Damn captain you're not gonna post me? 😩😩

♡ liked by sh444nks, benn__b and 6.1k others

_ynln: im gonna miss this little sucker 💓

sh444nks: he’s so annoying though

↳ _ynln: shanks you literally have no say, luffy is literally a mini you 🤨🤨

↳ sh444nks: this is so offensive my love 😔

sh444nks: nah this isn't even cool, luffy stole my girl

↳ d_mihawk: He just has more game than you. (liked by YASXPP, luckyroux.x, _ynln)

↳ YASXPP: YOOO WTF AHAHAHAH

↳ luckyroux.x: LMFAOOO 😭😭

↳ sh444nks: MIHAWK WTF BRO

benn_b: Nah cause Luffy had us nervous all the time, little shit

↳ _ynln: HES SOO CUTE THO!!

↳ sh444nks: what about me yn!

↳ _ynln: no

♡ liked by benn_b, YASXPP and 9.5k others

_ynln: happy birthday my ancient artefact 🎉

tagged: sh444nks

sh444nks: i love you but damn im not THAT old 😭😭

↳ _ynln: love u 2!

B.B_buGGY: Break up

↳ sh444nks: ayo?!!

YASXPP: ANCIENT ARTEFACT NAHH AHAHAH

↳ luckyroux.x: STRAIGHT VIOLATION

d_mihawk: Happy birthday you drunk slop

↳ sh444nks: knew you loved me mihawk 🥺🥺💓

↳ d_mihawk: die

#one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece x reader #one piece smau #one piece imagine #luffy x reader #one piece fluff #one piece scenario #smau #shanks x reader #shanks #mihawk x reader #buggy x reader

[lactodebillus-bulgaricus]

3rd of march. bulgaria is going to party with his friends. meanwhile, in the afterlife, bulgar and onoghur are talking.

bulgar: our son has his national holiday today, what are we going to get him?

onoghur: wait which one?

bulgar: omg how could u not know, it's about time for u to become more involved with their lives!

onoghur: yeah as if ur very engaged with their lives, ur starting to wonder what kind of gift to get him on the day of celebration instead of deciding, u know, days or weeks before!

bulgar: well at least I know when our son has his national holiday!

onoghur: yeah ok ur right u win this time. but still, u didn't tell me which son of ours celebrates on march the 3rd?

bulgar: the one on danube. it's his liberation day from ottoman oppression. what are we going to get him? got any ideas?

onoghur: well we can't get him anything from the afterlife cuz it'd just phase through him.

bulgar: yeah we'll go into the world of living, do u have any idea what we'll get him?

onoghur: why are u asking me, weren't u berating me for not being involved with him enough a moment ago? how could I know what to get him?

bulgar: oh right ur right. I can't think of anything right now so let's go into the world of living.

*they pass through something like a portal*

they arrive in some sort of a shopping center and attract people's attention with their arrival, medieval clothing and the fact that they're semi-transparent and glowing. most people think this is some sort of hologram/art installation initially so they whip out their phones and start recording, but then they realize something else is going on when onoghur and bulgar start walking around.

onoghur: damn bulgar look people are giving us weird looks :D u know what this means?

bulgar: we can scare them into giving us whatever we want for free! :D

onoghur: yes :D btw look at this embroidered shirt, maybe we could get him this

bulgar: nahh he already has like a shitton of embroidered shirts that he's embroidered himself. besides, let's get him something bigger! something that makes people respect and fear him!

onoghur: like a warhorse or a sword or a bow?

bulgar: nobody uses these things today. I'm thinking, let's get him an AR, or a tank :D with our ghost powers, we can do anything!

'or a new bugatti'

onoghur and bulgar turn around and see avar.

onoghur: avar wtf what are u doing here?

avar: well after my state crumbled and was taken over by ur son, I lived my final years in pliska and I was something like a father figure to him. I overheard u talking but before I could come and tell u anything, I saw u hop into that portal and I decided to follow u. I wanna get him a gift too :D

bulgar: well who cares about a bugatti! let's get him a tank, or a helicopter!

avar: if we steal one of these things, the army will be on our asses. they will find bulgaria, cause him problems and get the tank or the helicopter back. besides, if his bosses wanted him to have one of these things, they would give him one. also, he has access to all the tanks and shit in the bulgarian army, he's bulgaria after all! but the bugatti, that's something else. having such an expensive car says 'look at me, I have power, I can buy u and sell u, I can help u or destroy u, u'd better be on my good side, I can do stuff u can only dream about, I'm on a whole another level'. why do u think gold and silver and silk and all the other luxurious stuff was so important to me when I was alive?

onoghur: but wouldn't police get on our asses if we steal the bugatti?

avar: well... we'll intimidate people with our ghost powers so they don't call the police :D

*they steal a bugatti and intimidate the owner into not calling the police*

bulgar: ok so I have the most experience with the modern human world out of us three, I know how to drive a car. I'll be the driver.

avar: there are only two seats in the car and there's three of us.

onoghur: well avar I guess ur gonna have to go home or sit in my lap

avar: wait why?

onoghur: how else are we supposed to fit in that car? now if it was bulgar, there'd be no problem but I'm not sitting in some other dude's lap dammit

bulgar: bruhhh there's enough space one of u could fit in the middle, between the two seats

*they manage to somehow fit in the car*

*bulgar drives it to his son's place. there are several collisions, but it's ok, he's using his ghost powers so his car doesn't get damaged*

*they arrive in the evening, during the party. onoghur and avar leave while bulgar starts honking so his son hears the sound and comes out of the house*

bulgaria opens the front door and his jaw drops. romania, greece, serbia and turkey peek through the door and their mouths are open agape.

onoghur and avar: HAPPY LIBERATION DAY, BULGARIA!!! :DDDD

bulgar: *gets out of the car* son we got u the best car cuz u deserve it :D

meanwhile, the tv in bul's living room *loud as fuck* : GHOSTS STOLE A SPORTS CAR AND DROVE IT ALL THE WAY TO BOYANA RESIDENCE, CAUSING SEVERAL TRAFFIC INCIDENTS IN THE PROCESS. THEY WERE FILMED DISCUSSING THE ROBBERY THEY WERE ABOUT TO COMMIT IN PARADISE MALL EARLIER.

*police sirens are heard, they intensify, cops and teams of ghostbusters arrive*

america is one of the ghostbusters

america: I AINT AFRAID OF NO GHOST

what happened later is hard to describe with words. perhaps AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILHJKFKLGUKGHLKJKKKKKKKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJJJJJJJJJKKKKKKKKKJHBVVVVVVVVVVVVVDDDDDDDDDDDHHSSPSOHSPSSJHHSHHHKRRFFFF is sufficient. but that's a story for another time. let's say that bul had to stay at someone else's place for a while and he didn't want to see his parents for even a longer time.

#hetalia #hetalia oc #aph bulgar #hws bulgar #hetalia bulgar #aph onoghur #hws onoghur #hetalia onoghur #aph avar khaganate #hws avar khaganate #hetalia avar khaganate #aph bulgaria #hws bulgaria #hetalia bulgaria #I'm not tagging the rest cuz their role in this bullshittery is insignificant :D #a little bullshittery I wrote yesterday for my country's liberation day :D #sorry I couldn't come up with something smarter #прощавайте нищо по-умно не можах да измисля :'(

[eulchu]

George is so fucking insane like he asked dream if he could move in with him and his ex and just sleep on their floor and then he was saying shit like “I’m staying in Florida forever” and he hasn’t even applied for the visa yet and the fact that he kept asking Dream to marry for no good reason too like wtf😭😭😭😭

nahh cause he really said what about a visa i just wanna cover all my bases to make sure we're together forever 😭

#in a way. it's cute #he wants to live with dream so bad #ask

[haknom]

HII KAYLA!1!

how are u doing?? i have tea to spill if that's okay🤭

ok so i used to sit next to this cute guy right? n then at lunch i was talking to my friend and he was like behind so that i could see him over her shoulder. AND THIS MF LOOKS AT ME RIGHT IN THE EYES FOR LIEK 6 WHOLE SECONDS THAT'S LIKE THE LONGEST I'VE HELD EYE CONTACT WITH ANYONE WTF (guess who broke the staring) AND THEN IN LINE, HE WAS LIKE A METER BEHIND ME AND MY FRIEND TOLD ME HE WAS LOOKIN AT ME I SCREECHED INSIDE

we switched seats tho so he's not next to me anymore😒but today we were waiting outside for our teacher, and he was walking around (cause standing still is so boring ong) THEN HE STOPS RIGHT NEXT TO ME OMGALKGAL

this is like the closest to romantic shit happening to me 😭

BRO??? ME AND ART BOY WHEN 💔💔 THE EYE CONTACT PART IS SO REAL LMAOO ALSO HE CHOSE TO STAND NEXT TO U NAHH YOURE LUCKYY

LIVING THAT MAIN CHARACTER LIFE MOMENT 😓😓 YALL R CUTE JS FROM READING THAT LIKE 🤭🤭

#☆ — mutuals #LIKE THATS GENUINELY SO CUTE #the teacher def didn’t understand the assignment if they moved yall from each other smh

[astr0star5]

Nahh cause like wtf red ☹

#webtoon #art #artists on tumblr #artist #blk #blk art #queer #queer artist #anime gif #anime #comics #school bus graveyard #red #i have depression #why tho #was the death necessary #it better be dream #sobbing #im cryinf #screaming crying throwing up #screaming #crying sobbing throwing up #shaking crying throwing up #depression #web comics #whatttoon #why me why this

[delcakoo]

NO CAUSE THAT PISSED ME OFF SO BADLY EMA I AM SO SORRY THAT HAPPENED TO YOU???? LIKE WTF PPL ARE SO SHIT FOR STEALING SOMEONE ELSE'S WRITIN WORD FOR WORD.

I reported it, and left a comment telling them to stop plagiarizing. I HOPE THIS ISSUE NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN CAUSE EMA UR SO SWEET AND YOU DONT DESERVE THIS AT ALL 😭 its like ur being punished for being so good at writing cause ppl read it and then wish that they could write like that LIKE NAHH THAT IS NASTY.

Anyway I hope you have a good night ☹️ ilysm I hope this didn't ruin ur day too much 😭 Hopefully the issue gets taken care of quickly AND IF NOT IM GONNA GO REPORT IT AGAIN AND LEAVE SO MANY COMMENTS CAUSE YOU DONT MESS WITH MY FRIEND 😤

i know right and now they’ve blocked me on two yt accounts sigh 😭 thank u so much zanny i rlly appreciate the support T-T YOU’RE A REAL ONE DEAR, THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AND I HOPE SO TOO :((( ILYT 💖💖💖🫶🫶🫶

#delcakoo #zanny!

[fictionfixations]

blooket

i guess there is a benefit to reading a lot. (at the latter i really wanted to reach 1 million at least but then it ended)

excessively beating people in meaningless quizzes

(this was over words Shakespeare invented (or at least was the first to put it down in written form) that we still use)

now my failures--

listen. it was so vague i didnt know wtf it was talking about and i had a doubt about another answer. that other answer turned out to be correct. my bad.

..i didnt really read the full part of the sentence i just read 'a time of relating' and then clicked because i was speeding through (this was before i realized that everyone was slower than me which oops LMFAO i i feared that someone would overtake me. i was in an imaginary race.) so i messed up

but i got it right the second time round.

honestly i dont remember what i picked. i think i just got confused cause there were some words i didnt know

was basing my answers off of context clues and what i associate with the words i did know.

how was i supposed to know this

idk hobnob made me think of hobgoblins which idk what those are ive just heard them a bunch since im on the internet, but it made me think 'nahh that cant be it' and chose an answer that could lean into the idea of it.

i was wrong

#blooket

[sizzlingpatrolfox]

https://www.tumblr.com/sizzlingpatrolfox/742051900138094592/the-rose-bowl-ear-thing-has-been-debunked-many?source=share

Nahh anon like i have been a jkkr in the past but someone who doesn't go "omgg omggg they're hugging e/o" but someone who never moves unless there's an actual wtf moment happening. There's many big moments for shippers that i can debunk or can give similar situation meaning it's very normal in frnds but if there's one thing I'm sure of jikook? Then it's that jungkook actually bite/sucked jimin's ear. idk what exactly but i do know jm's ear was in his mouth, i never believed it until i saw a good video of it showing it like i literally inspected that video watching it from multiple angles and multiple times with diff speeds then only i came to the conclusion that yep he did it. I didnt want to belive something that's not happening so I did all that before beliveing it nd later got fully convinced cause i actually saw jk releasing jm's ear nd that line of saliva clinging to it. Now idk why he did that cause it makes no sense to bite someone's ear when they're crying 😂 (someone did say there's muscles in ear that can help relax when pur right pressure lol) and not only he bite/sucked he actually kissed jm's ear too after he released jm's ear. And it's not only jkkrs that belive it tho all armys also do believe it. All memebrs do act questionable to e/o sometimes so I don't take these things too seriously tho.

There's facts, events; and then there's interpretation of those facts and events.

Rosebowl happened. Whatever interpretation anyone wants to give it, it's personal and subjective. But events are objective.

And no, it wasn't really the first time Jungkook did something like that.

Even Pedro Pascal and Oscar Isaac, these grown ass men.

[msnanu]

I have a feeling something will cause Jungkook to open his eyes, grow a pair of balls and confess to Y/n how he really feels about her before another FEARLESS man comes along and sweeps her off her feet right in front of his face 👏🏼

Also, when the dad was mentioning Seulgi in the other chapters, I was so salty because, wtf so they were “together together” at least enough for her to be at his house and everything?? Nah he better start throwing all of those girls away 👏🏼

Like, atp he should realize on his own that he fucked up and just go and apologize. But is he gonna do that, tho? Seeing his behaviour it's only logical to think that something's got to happen for him to open his damn eyes and face whatever he feels for her. It would be nice to see a little competition 🤭

Nahh, don't worry about Seulgi. His dad just caught them in bed once in JK's home, that's the only reason why he has met her. His father is a little 🐍 and likes to push JK's buttons and that's the only reason why he kept bringing up Seulgi's name. Any other girl would have made a jealousy scene but our girl held up pretty good, which even surprised JK's father. You're right about that tho, if he ever plans to get to something even remotely serious with Y/N, he has to let go of those girls.

Thank u anonie for your comment 😍

#ask: libertine #anon ask #jjk

[anarchyforcanon]

nahh cause what is the new tumblr mobile update that automatically adds the tags of whoever you reblogged it from. cause wtf that needs to stop

#i just realized and like?? #embarrassing for no reason #like cmon i don’t wanna have to pull my laptop out all the time #stupid af #<3

[ballplayersxo]

nahh they had a whole ceremony 5 mins into the game cause steph broke the record 😭😭 like wtf happened to the game??? like huh

good for him

[brownieboop]

can you write about a black character (with the main three) along with hawks and hitoshi if you can when they get an attitude out of no where and how the boys would react

Hey anon i hope you like it, this is my first time so hopefully it not too shitty lol

   Deku

- So in the beginning of your relationship it probably had him SHOOK

- Like you were just smiling wtf???

- He gets used to it eventually tho

- “Baby please calm down��.”

- That only intensifies your attitude

- so...R.I.P to him

- Usually he just leaves and lets you cool off

- But he comes back with food :)

- “Are you good now?”

- Sometimes though he gets frustrated with your random ass attitude

- “Keep being a brat and you’re gonna regret it babe,”

- And you’re like: 😗👀

- So it’s up to you if you wanna keep the attitude or not, but just know that if you do then he’s gonna fuck you up

    Todoroki

- So like Deku this nigga is also SHOOk but he hides it well

- He acts unbothered

- He’s like “okay and?”

- He doesn’t understand how you can go from laughing and smiling to being pissed off

- But he does think it’s funny when you randomly pop off on someone tho

- Especially Bakugo

- But when you go off on him

- it’s less funny💀

- Looks at you like “who tf you talkin to??”🤨

- Yea...you got him fucked up

- In public he’s gonna act like he don’t care

- But in private

- “So what was all that shit you were talkin baby?”

- Yea another long night

Bakugo

- So he’s not fucking with your attitude at ALL

- And he’s not putting up with that shit either

- When it’s directed towards someone else he’s hyping you up and talking his shit with you

- But when you got an attitude with him-

- Oh nahh

- “You got the wrong one princess”

- He won't hesitate to roast your ass

- When you get an attitude it only makes his worse

- He also won’t hesitate to show you who’s boss in the relationship

- He’s not going to admit it but when you randomly catch an attitude it turns him on a lil

- You’re like “are you seriously hard right now”

- “OF COURSE NOT DUMBASS”

Hawks

- Your attitude turns him on and he doesn’t even try to deny it

- “Ooouu look who has an attitude”

- He loves a woman with a lil spice so this is probably why yall are together in the first place

- “I like that fire kid”

- Him calling you kid just pisses you off more

- And he knows it, that's why he won't stop

- You going off on someone really gets him going

- He won’t hesitate to swoop your ass up and fly away with you

- “PUT ME DOWNN!!”

- “Nope,”

- He’s gonna make you pay for making him hard in public

Hitoshi

- He saw you going off on a one of your classmates and he was like

- “Shit who is that” 👀👀

- It’s safe to say he finds out who you are

- When yall start dating he already knows about your lil attitude

- It still catches him off guard tho

- When you go off on teachers he tries to calm you down

- But with other students he lets you do as you please

- He just sits back and watches with a smirk

- But when you get an attitude with him

- He doesn’t have time for your fuck ass attitude

- “Just cause you’re cute doesn’t mean you get a free pass,”

- He’s gonna fuck the brat right outta you

#pro hero hawks #mha hawks #shinsou hitoshi #hawks #deku x reader #mha fanfiction #mha #x reader #poc #mha x poc!reader #mha x poc #mha x reader #blackgirlmagic #bnha bakugou #bnha x reader #bnha x poc #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki bakugō #bakusquad #todoroki family #bnha shoto todoroki #todoroki #todoroki shōto #mha izuku #bnha izuku #deku #deku midoriya #class 1a #pro hero x reader #pro hero

[triclitch]

🤣🤣

I just can't lol.

So yo guys. You wanna just umm pretend season 15 didn't happen.

Like it feels like a bunch of fanfic tropes all collage-d into one season like umm...

1. The whole filler episodes just. Wtf. Like I get it. The writers wanna make us feeel for the characters more so the ending will be more gut wrenching. But . Write it into the plot y'know? Don't waste my time Kay.

2. The Destiel confession, like applause for Misha's consistency of acting cause it didn't really come outta no where. But Dean's reaction?

And cas' death was just so wjfjwjwkf. Like I remeber this badass angle.fro. season 4 amd now he just dies like this. Like I get it. He's been on earth for so long and he's died multiple times and his grace has been taken multiple times but damn.. I want season 4 cas back so badly like they made him weaker throughout the show and just opf what an unsatisfying death for him.

3. Hahaha don't even get me started on Midam.

Like. Adam just dies off screen!!! Un how ? Explain! And like Chuck just somehow Bill cipher his ass?? So a vessel can be split from their archangels. And you're telling me Michael just didn't know about that and didn't like take precautions or did it himself safely!! So that he could snap Adam away to a safe place cause he cares about Adam, we saw that in ep. 8 sooo ummm...

4. Also the fact that Michael really said aww shit lost Adam the only thing I care about, welp let me join the person who killed him!!!!!!

Like nahh fam. If you wanna give Michael an evil arch have him go ballistic, have him try to kill EVERYONE Chuck included.

Or.

And this is crazy have him actually grieve like he would . Like why show Midam being friends then just have Michael as soon as he loses Adam just join the person who killed him?

5. Luci. Baby. What have they done. Brought my man back just to kill him. And so damn easily too. Like this biss didn't make us have half a season just trying to defeat him only to be killed just like that.

And him joining Chuck. I know we're trying to sell the whole daddy issue trope but umm I swear he would've still helped the Winchesters cause like he wants to stick it to the man y'know.

6. And Jack. Oooo Jackie boi. I know you're like the new Chuck but are you so conceited that you don't think to bring back you're father (cas) like again writers why show any father son shit between cas and Jack if he was just gonna forget about cas?

7. Also back to the fillers why show any bonding between team free will in past seasons and episodes. And just say f cas when the family fluff episodes came around like what!!!!!

8. Also the kill all gays shit. Like I couldn't care less for spn romance, but like why? Why kill Cas like lol sure be homophobic if you must but try to keep it in your closet....damn man killing my boi and for what.

9. Charlie. Whyd she have to die.

10. And sam umm you don't try to find your girlfriend like tf!??? Poor Eileen

11. Oh and is Billy dead dead cuz Luci killed her and if so why isn't every dead person running out? Cause like Chucks dead and Luci is dead so shouldn't souls be like trapezing outta their respective places cause I promise you Jack ain't gonna be a good gate keeper. Also...

12.Amara. Girl are you just floating around im so confused. Like... lol

In conclusion this whole season is a mess. Like someone please explain to me this entire mess...

And fanfic writers on AO3 please fix this whole season. Like geez ...

#can fanfic writers just rewrite everything cause they are by far more consisrant then spn #like im done with this shit #i didnt even watch season 15 but i know its trash #spn #supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #adam milligan #midam #Michael spn #jack kline #chuck #amara #lgbtq #otp #fight me #but like dont #can I spell...no. do I care. haha no #castiel #destiel #but like not really #screw this #fanfic #fix it fics #rant #ao3 #spn spoilers #spn lucifer #they dont deserve this shit #i dont deserve this shit

[rouiyan]

hiiiiiii. i was wondering if u could assign your moots as fanfics or tropes? love your works !

omg yes! i think my inbox has been acting up lately but i’m so glad this one came through! also to my moots: if i didn’t get you, it probably means i don’t know you all that well, feel free to hit up my dms and let’s talkkk <33

long asf so under the cut it goes!

@seeing-dreams: lori babe, something about you talking about marrying your hubby 💍 chenle all the time, so much so that the only thing i can think of is: a three-day school trip to some ski resort, and you are forced to sit on the bus with him because your best friend ditched you for her own manz which led to a slight e2l at first, but then you guys bond on the lifty things (tf are they called, like the things that take you up the mountains 🚠) and then boom, magic happens, y’all are engaged.

@orange-nimon-cross: straight up got confused for a sec bc i kept tryna type @/yunha, but here goes: you probably think imma say angst, but nahh, we going ✈️ soft hours. i’m thinking a bsf2l w sicheng, like a high school au where you guys have liked each other for forever but neither of you are willing to admit it until hmm, let’s say he’s asked to prom by someone else and (duN, dUN, DUN) he says yes because he thinks you’ll never like him back...so thus ensues a long, agonizing, period where you stop talking and (this is turning into an angst), and then finally at prom, in like the most dramatic and prolonged way, you lay your feelings straight to him and everyone’s like ö and then you’re crying bc you think it’s a mistake, oh no i’ve ruined everything, omg wtf is wrong w me, and then he kisses you :)

@moonbeamsung: hannah, so here’s the thing. i’m writing it right now. UGH. i was gonna keep this a secret until i decided to release it for sure but ‘chocolate milk’ (the renjun x reader that was supposed to be released over the past break but lol no) is for you! inspired by a bio of yours that i saw on some network where you said you wanted to live in a childhood friends to lovers au, and i manifested it, i really did, but i have no release date as of now HAHA ily.

@lebrookestore: BROOKE, YOU ALREADY KNOW, taeyong angst. i’m also writing it right now so i’m unable to give too much detail but you literally already know (since you requested it LMAO). uhh, let’s see what i can say for now: college au (someone stop me from writing college aus from here on forward), uhh ex!taeyong, uhh vodka in milk 🥛. teaser comes out this week, it’s angsty to the max (but fluff ending!)

@moonlightjeno: luna! my hands are itching to type ‘streetracer jeno au’ but i’m trying to not say something so gosh darn obvious. OMG I GOT IT. we were discussing this the other day hehe -- fantasy au (wink wonk) OMG (ok this doesn’t necessarily count as fantasy bc i’m not bouta world build in this one ask but) werewolf!jeno -- consider me dead 💀consider me deceased ⚰️, consider me to have never been birthed in the first place ❌🤰. this reminds me of this exo bbh fanfic, i read like fifteen times a long while ago, called ‘psych’ (i think the acc has deactivated since) but similarly...you’re broke and you’ll take any rental listing within a twenty minute walk to your college (college au again, when can i stop with these) and you move into the one listing that fit your budget -- but you have to room with (a very hot) roommate!jeno and all the neighbors are already telling you about his “anger issues” and how he likes to smash things around all the damn time. you find out soon enough, one horrifying night, when you walk into his room (door accidentally unlocked) to give him his idk...mail...and right before your eyes he’s shifting (full moon’s out 🌕 and all that) and in the midst, he’s like yelling at you to leave and you do, but then the next time you force him to let you stay with him and over time, he learns to control and you guys fall in love yada, yada, yada. (i really went off didn’t i? oh dear, ignore me).

@danishmiilk: xingyi, hello 👋 , it is i, ree, who you never talk to. but hear me out, babe...coffee shop au...manager!doyoung x customer!reader...in which you complain *once* about how rude the cashier (haechan) was for commenting that your order (a perfectly normal hot chocolate with extra whip cream and sprinkles) was for kiDs oNLy. mans was dragged from his office in the back and, surprisingly unsurprisingly, y’all hit it off right away -- it took only *once* for him to ask you out on a date, rendering cashier!haechan speechless and your world upturned....HAHA. negl, this plot slaps.

@jaeminzie: cel babe, this one literally radiates your energy, i am 👏 not 👏 even 👏 joking. first off, childhood au (i sense another recurring theme...oh no), you and bestfriend!jaemin (ahh, the bsf2l trope that i can never escape) have been going to the same summer camp since the two of you were little kids. as soon as you’re old enough to be camp counselors well, that’s exactly what happens. except, that’s also exactly what causes your first fight, a silly, stupid fight over who could win best camp counselor of the summer by vote of the kids. think baking competition, skipping stones at the lake, fort making, folding paper planes, anything. (yes, i have succumbed to my other overused trope: e2l). and then...an angry, filled with pent up frustrations, pillow fight that has you toppling all over him and *accidentally* brushing your lips to his nose---the rest is self-explanatory.

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phew, that’s all i can do. i have exhausted all my brainpower and perhaps an hour of my time. i bolded the important stuff because i know it’s a lot, i’m a lot, i’m very extra. i also might be using some of these because sometimes...idk man...sometimes i’m an absolute genius. thank you to the terribly endearing anon that asked for this, you are loved (by me! hehe)

#mewchewulls #let's not discuss how this one ask topped 1k #ily guys smm :(